It’s Not Enough, Morons!

Don’t be fooled, f***tards! Do! Not! Be! Fooled! Where ever Biden is ahead in key battleground states, namely Pennsylvania, the lead over traitor trump is not enough. I’m telling you people! It is not enough! I’ve said it time and time again. Unless Biden is up in the national polls by double-digits then he wins, but that’s not the case. Ahead by high single-digits is not enough to account for the silent majority of traitor trump supporters in just enough of all the right states — and they truly exist! Mark my words! It is not enough! And all these f***ing G.D. pipe dreams from dumbass Democrats about Florida, Texas, Georgia, and the like is so f***ing infuriating. Look, f***tards! How many f***ing times do I have to say it? How many times? Changing demographics is not going to f***ing save the Democratic Party, let alone democracy. Un-f***ing-believable. Here’ a perfect case in point to prove my theory: Latinos! They are allegedly a “gettable” minority for Democrats as they increase their percentage in the population because they are a younger cohort (Millenials and Gen Z), so naturally, they should be more liberal, as the “changing demographics” theory suggests. Yet, traitor trump is doing better with Latinos than Biden, who is underperforming Hillary in 2016. As NPR notes, “The Latino vote will be key across the country, especially in tight races in places such as Arizona and Florida. This year, Latinos make up the largest nonwhite eligible voting bloc in the country, and according to polls, Torres is a part of about or over a quarter of Latinos who view this president favorably, with some polls showing Trump doing slightly better among Latinos in 2020 than he did in 2016.”

Additionally, The Atlantic sums it up well, “For 30 years, political consultants have been predicting that in the next presidential election, a growing Latino electorate in the United States will finally awaken, sway the outcome, and usher in a new era of Latino political power. And for 30 years, they have been wrong. The 2020 election may prove no different. Again and again, political analysts have underestimated the diversity among American Latinos. Key segments of the community—specifically Cubans and younger U.S.-born Mexican Americans—support the Republican Party in numbers large enough to mitigate explosive new registration numbers among more Democratic-leaning Latinos. While Donald Trump has lagged behind Joe Biden in national polls, the president is faring better than he did in 2016 among some groups of Latino voters. Surveys in Florida last month showed Trump winning an overwhelming share of the Cuban American vote. Fortunately for Biden, the Democratic nominee still has time to fine-tune his tactics.”

This is going to be a close election and close enough for traitor trump to steal it! Mark my words. There is not going to be a landslide! When dumbass Democrats need a blowout election most, it will never happen! Democrats are not going to take back the Senate. And if, by some miracle of God, Biden wins then not having the Senate means four years of more gridlock because that’s what America does! In the age of partisanship, people still seem to think Democrats and RepubliKKKlans can (have the capacity to) work together. Morons of America seem to use the following logic when voting: “Oh, let’s split political control of the branches of government so no one party has all the power and nothing will get done!” And then Americans b*tch about how divided government doesn’t work! Ugh, I hate the stupid. It f***ing hurts! Whatever! I give up! We get the government we deserve — and traitor trump is the government stupid America deserves.

I close with the following basic truth: Given the state of the nation now, given that traitor trump has never been above water in his job approval, given traitor trump’s handling of SARS 2, given the number of people who have died from SARS 2 and did not have to die, given the rise of QAnon in the RepubliKKKlan party, given his impeachment, given that more people think the nation is going in the wrong direction, given all of his antics and behaviors, given the non-stop traitor trump reality show, given the non-stop schtick from a person in the most serious and demanding job in the world, given his abject stupidity — though I mind you he’s still slightly less stupid than the average MAGA moron thereby making him truly look like a stable genius in their eyes — given his disdain for democracy and love for dictatorships, given all these factors and many, many more I have no time to list, the race is still tight. The race is still close! How the f*** can this be? Therein lies the true essence and meaning of this race and America more generally. America is stuck on stupid and Americans are too dumb and apathetic to do anything about it. So, get ready for four more years! Welcome to trump stupid America! I give up! I can’t take the stupid anymore!