Un-f***ing-believable! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t anymore. Why are dumbass Democrats so f***ing G.D. pathetic? USA Today reports, “Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., brought a bucket of KFC fried chicken and a ceramic chicken to the hearing.” Seriously?!?! This is why m*****f***ing dumbass Democrats f***ing lose! This was a stupid f***ing stunt and just looked weak — exactly the thing at which dumbass Democrats excel. Instead of being stupid perhaps the dumbass Democrats can stop giving so many chances to RepubliKKKlans to refuse Congressional requests and just start subpoenaing everybody and use their inherent contempt power (“The Supreme Court said in 1821 that Congress has ‘inherent authority’ to arrest and detain recalcitrant witnesses.”) to f***ing jail them even if they have to build cells in the basement of the Congress. This is so f***ing stupid! Pathetic! Weak! Morons! Incapable of using their power! Nice guys finish last! Welcome to stupid America where the strongest thing dumbass Democrats can muster is to mock the AG by eating KFC.
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