Laundering Lies

According to The New York Times, “At least one lawyer for former President Donald J. Trump signed a written statement in June asserting that all material marked as classified and held in boxes in a storage area at Mr. Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence and club had been returned to the government, four people with knowledge of the document said.” So, now the lawyer is in legal jeopardy? Two words: Plausible deniability. I’m not a lawyer, but when I hear these armchair solicitors on M.S.M. claim that traitor trump’s lawyer and traitor trump himself could be legally culpable for what is clearly a false declaration made to the F.B.I., I roll my eyes. Once again, morons on the boob tube and inter-webs keep convincing themselves that traitor trump has never done this before now. This is his first time flouting the law and dodging the legal system, so naturally, he has no idea how to — indeed, cannot — evade federal prosecutors. Wrong!

This is precisely how the “he said she said” argument is going to go. Traitor trump’s lawyer will claim that she signed and submitted the statement in good faith because she consulted with traitor trump and personally reviewed the boxes locked in storage. She saw nothing — because Traitor trump was playing hide-and-seek with the files. Traitor trump will argue that he told her the truth and that he relied on her to conduct the necessary due diligence before she submitted such a declaration. In other words, it’s not his fault, although again he’s been playing hide-and-seek with national security documents. Of course, federal prosecutors would need to establish who ordered moving boxes around and when to hide from investigators. I promise that the chain of commands for moving said boxes will be like a long game of third-grade telephone where no one knows anything for sure. This is exactly how traitor trump launders his lies into “truth” so that he always gets away with establishing doubt and plausible deniability, which has kept him out of jail for 50 years. They’re never going to get him. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!