Let’s just f***ing inaugurate The Don! already. Confirm all of his cabinet picks, and let his administration take over. I’m eager! Let the good times roll. Let the end of our democracy commence. I want Americans to get their comeuppance already! I say this with all sincerity, and this is why: Americans f***ed around, and they’re about to find the f*** out. I cannot overstate this. So, let’s get on with it. Just do it! The return of Dictator Don was a slow-moving freight train coming down the tracks to run over and kill America’s democracy, and f***tards of America still failed to get out of the f***ing way. Of course, this was all to be expected, for Americans are f***ing G.D. morons of the highest m*****f***ing order, and they rarely, if ever, face the consequences of their poor voting decisions.
Think about it! Until now, no matter the political party controlling the Executive Branch since the beginning of the Twentieth Century, the government has, for the most part, run as it always has. No matter who’s in the White House — Democrat or RepubliKKKlan — the goal of the president has been to try and make America a better place for Americans (and hopefully for the free world). That has always been the goal of our presidents — a president for all Americans and democracies worldwide. Well, that quaint notion is out the window now, given Dictator Don is due to ascend the American throne five days hence. This is a man who only has the interests of 35 – 40 percent of the country in mind. The rest of us will have to fend for ourselves. So, I say bring it! It is time that unwitting Americans truly understand what it means to live in an autocratic, failed state because that’s what this sh*t-for-brains country voted for. The sooner we start, the sooner we can get it over with, assuming there is an end to fascism.
Elections have consequences, and up until this year of our Lord 2025, I don’t think people have grasped the concept of “be careful what you wish for” clearly. Americans have been coddled by the past many decades of national leadership that brought us peace and prosperity; a past of forward progress has lulled the American populace into believing that Dictator Don is just another iteration of previous presidents, perhaps with a bit more je ne sais quoi mystique, reminiscent of his first term. (Oh, how quickly we forget his first term.) Indeed, Americans have never known a time in our recent history of moving backward, save some economic downturns. But for the most part, the last 120 years have been an era of primarily continuous improvement, especially compared to the rest of the world. We have no idea what it’s like to go from, let’s say, the grip of Nazism to the utter destruction of a nation during a world war all because Germans elected the wrong f***ing guy. But we are about to find out! The average American in the Twentieth and Twenty-First Centuries has only known a life of higher living standards, a longer life span (excluding COVID), acquiring more personal civil rights, and more. But that is all going to change starting in five days. In less than a week, Americans will understand what it means for an entire country to go in the wrong direction in all aspects of life, not just in terms of economic pain. Mark my words, morons! Mark them well! Like Germany, I fear Americans will only understand once the entire nation burns down. Only then, perhaps, can we think about rebuilding America based on genuinely liberal ideals. Welcome to stupid America! Just remember that you did this to yourself!