Life Under Dictator Don: The Enviornment

Continuing in my series, I tackle the environment next. In short, you f***ing f***tards of the highest m*****f***ing order. You stupid, stupid, stupid voters! What the f*** have you done?!?! F*** me! Eh, more like f*** you! I suppose this is where the youth vote was expected to step up and save their future planet — literally. But as expected and right on cue, they failed. The youth of this sh*t-for-brains country put their misogyny and racism above the actual f***ing world in which they live. Recall that one of the first things Dictator Don did in his first term was immediately withdraw America from the Paris Climate Accord. He actually took a hit in his approval as a result. Come January 2025, he will withdraw America again from the climate pact. Christ! The world can no longer trust America. (That’s a topic for another post and worthy of fulsome discussion because America’s diminishing standing in the world is the worst possible consequence for the country of re-electing Dictator Don. But I digress.) I predict that when he pulls out of the mutual climate agreement, which nearly every other country on the planet has joined, there will barely be a blimp in his approval rating. People simply won’t care. It will be the first of many, many shrug moments. This time around, the populace will roll their eyes and move on, holding no one in the administration of Dictator Don accountable for anything he does in office.

Then we have Dictator Don’s pick to head up the EPA — the Environmental Protection Agency for the, no doubt, morons out there that have no idea what any of these important acronyms mean. Salon gets to the point, “President-elect Donald Trump tapped New York Republican Lee Zeldin Monday to be his new head of the Environmental Protection Agency, further signaling his intention to oppose government action to address climate change. … Zeldin has a 14 percent rating from the League of Conservation Voters, with the organization finding he opposed 51 out of 53 climate change bills on which he voted from 2015 to 2023. Because Zeldin represented a Long Island district, he has supported conservation measures that focus on Long Island coastlines. At the same time, he opposed clean water legislation at least 12 times and clean air legislation at least six times.” So much for progressing on climate issues. It’s always two steps back because that’s what this sh*t-for-brains country wants. This nation of f***tards couldn’t row in the same direction for more than four years if everyone’s life depended on it. Well, this is literally everyone’s life at stake because we’re talking about protecting the f***ing environment. Oh, and before I forget, climate change is part of the reason for higher food prices — you know, that singular excuse that people used to justify voting for Dictator Don. As climate change worsens, crop failures will continue to increase, limiting food supplies which causes — wait for it … wait for it — inflation! Whatever! I give up with this sh*t-for-brains country. Ya’ll are f***ing idiots, and you did this to yourself. I have no sympathy for any Dictator Don votes. I hope you die from whatever this new administration unleashes on you — take away your health care, your vaccines, your birth control, your access to abortions. You name it! If it hurts RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, or QAnon kooks, then I’m all for it.

Not to mention, America doesn’t want to be the leader in climate change mitigation. Nope! Of course, not! I expected nothing less! Let’s not lead anymore. In fact, as Salon states, “And if Trump dismantles our democracy, as many fear will be the case, and the world’s greatest power, the U.S., becomes — in essence — a petrostate, it’s game over for climate action full stop.” Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! In one election cycle, America goes from caring about the future of the planet’s climate under Biden to a desire to be, as Senator McCain said of Russia, “a gas station masquerading as a country.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! America is following in the footsteps of Russia. Only in stupid America! This is what Americans want. Oh, well! F*** climate change is the new mantra. Mark my words! Mark them well. We will get dirtier air and water, and no one f***ing cares. And the youth helped to deliver this new reality. You f***tards did this to yourselves. But whatever. I don’t f***ing care at this point anyway. The rest of the world, with the help of America, is going to blow past the 1.5-degree Celsius threshold anyway, which is the point of no return. I won’t be around to endure the consequences of a country and a world that trashed the planet and literally has to live in a worldwide cesspool. Eh, so f*** you guys! It’s all a hoax, right? Welcome to stupid America!