Life Under Dictator Don: The Immigrants

Continuing in my series, I turn to the plight of the immigrant. First, they came for the illegal immigrants with criminal records, and I did not speak out — because I was not a criminal. Remember those words. According to The Hill, “Incoming ‘border czar’ Tom Homan said Monday that President-elect Trump’s administration will crank up workplace raids as part of its broader immigration crackdown. … Homan, an early proponent of the ‘zero tolerance’ policy that separated more than 4,000 children from their parents in the first Trump administration, said he will prioritize ‘public safety threats and national security threats’ for deportation as border czar. But Homan said foreign nationals with orders of deportation ‘became a fugitive,’ suggesting immigrants without criminal records but with final orders of deportation would be high on the list of deportation priorities.”

So, this is what Americans wanted — a return to child separation, for starters. Those who didn’t know better are about to discover that they should have listened to Dictator Don a little bit closer and believed what he said on the campaign trail. (Although, I dare say that he told voters precisely what they wanted him to say, including Lanitos.) Oh, well. However, the key thing to focus on here is the person who will be in charge as Border Czar. Not only is he going to disrupt families with glee, but he’ll eagerly disrupt companies that no doubt supported a Dictator Don presidency because of “tax breaks” and “small businesses.” Oh, those f***tards f***ed around, and they’re about to find out. And don’t for a second think they will only target immigrants who have criminal records. Not! What part of RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons calling immigrants “illegal” do these idiot voters (especially Latinos) not understand? As far as these soon-to-be members of the Dictator Don administration are concerned, if you cross the border, then you are by definition a criminal, so you don’t need to have been convicted of anything; your existence in this country makes you, um, ILLEGAL! So, out you go. It doesn’t matter if you arrived last week, last year, or two decades ago — married with children — you’re going to get deported. He did it in his first term, and now these actions will be in overdrive. But don’t worry. I’m sure there are plenty of machismo men who voted for Dictator Don, knowing their parents came into and remained in the country illegally. These are the same men who couldn’t bring themselves to save their family and vote for a woman — GASP! But, as always with this sh*t-for-brains country, idiots always think Dictator Don is not talking about them. Oh, no! It’s always the other guy. Good luck with that, f***tards! People get the government they deserve and desire. Better get the cattle cars ready. They’re coming for you, f***tards — the brown people! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did I mention that America has actually done this brown round-up before? It was called Operation Wetback. During this mass deportation, U.S. citizens were removed. So, brown citizens may not be immune. To you, Lantios, who voted for Dictator Don, congratulations, morons! You guys better have your papers — literally — on you at all times. Get a passport and pretend you live in a foreign country that can stop and frisk you at any time, demanding your papers. You know, like Nazi Germany! This is the country you f***tards voted for, and it’s the state of affairs you’re going to get in spades! You did this to yourself. And to be honest, there is no small part of me that hopes this happens as Dictator Don laid out. I hope the round-ups happen! I hope brown citizens get mistakenly deported! I hope there is a great deal of pain and suffering! Why do I hope for these things? Because elections have consequences, and this sh*t-for-brains country seems to forget this maxim every f***ing time. So, America and Americans need to go through some things before they remember or, dare I say, learn. (Who am I kidding? Americans are unlearnable idiots.) Morons just need to suffer! Have I mentioned that you guys did this to yourselves? You will rue the day you ever voted for Dictator Don because — prices! You thought you were electing someone to help you with the cost of living. I guess what you really should be thinking about is the cost of living in your country of origin. Ha! Ha! I’m dying of laughter. I can’t wait for the first Latino “bro” who voted for Dictator Don that has his illegal immigrant parents deported. I can’t f***ing wait! And mark my words; in his second term, his administration will be far more effective and efficient than the first, so while you may see the usual bungling and chaos at the top, his minions will execute the Don’s policies with far more ruthlessness and alacrity.

Oh, but I have more! According to CNN, “The League of United Latin American Citizens, the oldest Hispanic civil rights organization in the United States, is securing money and lawyers to fight what it is already calling potential ‘vicious, malevolent, cruel and ruthless’ immigration policies. … A lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union says its planning for legal challenges is already well advanced. ‘We have been preparing for a second Trump term for nearly a year, with a focus on the most draconian possible policies, including the threat to use the military for deportation, which is flatly illegal,’ said Lee Gelernt, an ACLU attorney who argued many of the most high-profile cases during Trump’s first term.” Oh, you stupid, stupid people. I know they mean well, but seriously, Dictator Don is not going to let the law stand in his way, especially since SCOTUS gave him plenary power. From SCOTUS’ immunity ruling, “The indictment’s allegations that Trump attempted to pressure the Vice President to take particular acts in connection with his role at the certification proceeding thus involve official conduct, and Trump is at least presumptively immune from prosecution for such conduct [“official,” which SCOTUS never defines explicitly, by design; they leave that to Dictator Don]. The question then becomes whether that presumption of immunity is rebutted under the circumstances. It is the Government’s burden to rebut the presumption of immunity [emphasis added].” Not only did SCOTUS give Dictator Don the presumption of immunity for official conduct (read: basically everything he does while in office), but they also shifted the burden to the government to prove he’s not immune. Who is the government under Dictator Don? The Don! So, look, morons, he will do whatever he wants under this new standard of basically shoot first, ask questions later. Welcome to stupid America!