LIV Buys the PGA

According to CNN, “The US-based PGA Tour is set to partner with the Saudi-backed breakaway LIV Golf, ending a feud that has dogged the men’s professional game for the past year.” Just to be absolutely clear for the morons out there: This is not a “partnership”; this is LIV eating up the PGA. When you have one partner with an infinite amount of money and the other partner is poor by comparison, guess who calls all the shots? Saudi Arabia! All the terrorist nation wanted to do was co-opt the PGA prestige and fan base to “sportswash” their authoritarian and terrorist reputation. And guess what? Capitalism and the stupidity of American sports lovers will happily oblige the Saudis because in America there are only two things that trump our nation’s moral compass: The greed of capitalism and sports. Full stop! So it won’t be long before golf players, fans, and everyone else connected to the sport will be asking, What 9/11? I can’t wait for the Saudis to buy a football (Americano) team. It’s next. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America. This is what a dying country looks like! Selling its soul to terrorists — foreign and domestic. Oh, well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯