Mike Johnson’s Gay Problem

No, this is not a setup for a bad joke. Mike Johnson’s gay problem is Santos. According to CNN, “House Ethics Chairman Michael Guest, a Mississippi Republican, introduced a resolution Friday to expel GOP Rep. George Santos of New York from Congress, one day after the Ethics Committee released a damning report on its investigation into Santos.” Now Johnson must decide whether his hatred of gay people — which was on full display during his recent rantings on a Christian podcast when he basically called America Sondom and Gomorrah inviting the wrath of God — trumps his desire to maximize the slim RepubliKKKlan-vote lead in the House. Johnson will have to decide whether he wants to muster the votes to keep Santos. This is quite the conundrum. These white nationalist Christian fascist types love their power above all else, but they really, really hate the gays and now is the chance to get one of “those people” out of the House. I’m going with Johnson’s hatred of the gays cum out on top.