Stop the presses, f***tards! Put all the important news on hold to talk about the missing white blond woman’s body found in Wyoming. OMG. I f***ing hate the MSM. This is why America is so f***ing G.D. stupid and why Americans are incapable of discerning meaningful information from trivial. It’s because MSM would have us believe a missing person somehow rises to the significance of national newsworthiness. News flash, morons of America. It is not. No one cares. So what? A blond woman is found dead, and her fiancé is on the run. Hint: The fiancé did it! End of story. That is not f***ing news. But whatever! In a country where half of the morons (aka citizens) get their news from Facebook, I guess this type of story ranks right up there with 9/11 and 1/6. Kill me now! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America, where we love gossip here more than essential information.
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