Of course, Jim Jordan will become Speaker of the House. What part of the RepubliKKKlan Party evinces that they’re not crazy? What part? Name it! Of course, they will elect an insurrectionist sympathizer — nay, someone who helped orchestrate the January 6 attack on our government. Of course, they will elect someone who voted to overturn the 2020 election. Of course, of course, of course! I expected nothing less from this supremely stupid, stupid country. And do not believe these “holdouts” or never-Jordan folks. They don’t exist. They never existed, just like never-trumpers don’t exist. All these holdouts can be bought, and that’s exactly what Jordan is doing. He’s making promises with “moderate” RepubliKKKlans (they don’t exist either) to get their vote. These are promises he will not keep (e.g., funding Ukraine or keeping the government open) because these so-called moderate RepubliKKKlans are morons and easily duped. They all fall in line eventually. He may not win on the first round of voting, for the first votes are always the protest votes, the “I voted against it before I voted for it” vote. But give it a few times before RepubliKKKlans abandon their never-Jordan “convictions” and elect the worst guy possible to be Speaker of the House. And this is why Jordan will get elected, for Americans want the crazies in charge. They want the chaos. It never f***ing fails.
Not to mention that Jordan has never passed a single piece of legislation. The one thing House members were elected to do, he has never done. How do you expect him to be able to lead the conference to pass bills if he’s never done it? The short answer: They don’t want to pass bills; they want a leader who will spend all his time “owning the libs” and making the government more dysfunctional. Oh, and get traitor trump re-elected. This election of Jordan has nothing to do with wanting to legislate. It’s all about creating and keep the chaos. How many times do I have to keep repeating myself? How many f***ing times, f***tards? This is what a dying country looks like, f***tards! Things can always get worse, and they will! Mark my words, morons!
And, of course, this was all part of the chaos caucus plan. The crazy wing of the party understands that the “moderate” bloc — again, this is a faction of the party that does not really exist; they are all extremists — will eventually cave. This is why Steve Scalise failed so quickly. The far-right made it clear within 24 hours of his nomination that they would never vote for him. (They want traitor trump’s pick — Jordan.) Just the opposite happened with Jordan. The crazy caucus was all in immediately, and he knew he could pressure his detractors. That’s what we’re witnessing now. Slowly but surely, these “never-Jordan” people are coming around. RepubliKKKlan dysfunction is actually ensuring that they elect the most extreme Speaker. They understand that they can’t proceed any longer without a leader, so they will select Jordan to end the impasse just for the sake of moving on. (And don’t get me started with the f***tard MSM believing there could be a coalition government whereby some RepubliKKKlans join with Democrats to pick a Speaker. What a f***ing joke that is. The MSM is filled with a bunch of idiot “experts.” Pigs would sooner fly.) Electing pro-insurrectionist Jordan will be yet one more step to advancing the end of our democracy because no one f***ing cares. F***tards of America keep electing morons to office, and this is precisely the outcome: A RepubliKKKlan Party that can’t govern, doesn’t want to govern, and only cares about destroying the government. So, here we are. Welcome to stupid America! The end is here, people. You people still don’t get it! Americans are utterly indifferent to our democracy’s survival. Mark my words!