Welcome to Stupid America!

From the mouth of RepubliKKKlan Kinzinger, who received a death threat against him, his wife, and his baby. Welcome to conservative America! But wait! There is more.

According to The New York Times, “Eric Greitens, a Republican candidate for the United States Senate in Missouri, released a violent new political advertisement on Monday showing himself racking a shotgun and accompanying a team of men armed with assault rifles as they stormed — SWAT team-style — into a home in search of ‘RINOs,’ or Republicans in name only. ‘Join the MAGA crew,’ Mr. Greitens, a former Navy SEAL, declares in the ad. ‘Get a RINO hunting permit. There’s no bagging limit, no tagging limit, and it doesn’t expire until we save our country.’ The ad by Mr. Greitens was just the latest but perhaps most menacing in a long line of Republican campaign ads featuring firearms and seeking to equate hard-core conservatism with the use of deadly weapons.”

Look, f***tards! This is the new normal that everyone is dismissing as being hyperbolic. “Oh, those Liberals are just blowing everything out of context and out of proportion.” Yet, RepubliKKKlans are literally threatening and looking to kill their own, but stupid America just keeps shrugging this sh*t off. Then they promptly vote these people into office. I can’t with the stupid anymore. The end of this era of America’s democracy is so obvious and in front of everyone, but gas prices! Whatever. I give up. We love the violence and hate democracy because inflation! Welcome to stupid America, where people think they can trade democracy for lower gas prices. Yeah! It doesn’t work that way, morons!

In a Financial Times interview with Hillary Clinton, she states, “‘We are standing on the precipice of losing our democracy, and everything that everybody else cares about then goes out the window,’ she says. ‘Look, the most important thing is to win the next election. The alternative is so frightening that whatever does not help you win should not be a priority.’”

Clinton has been right about everything! Everything! Especially concerning traitor trump. She was so trenchant regarding the type of person traitor trump is and what kind of president he would be that history will judge her as a prophet who everyone ignored. Indeed! But she is slightly wrong in one case. America’s democracy is not “standing on the precipice”; we’ve already gone over the cliff! Perhaps, we had a very brief moment with Biden’s election win to grab a branch to save the country. Still, sadly American stupidity triumphed, cementing what will be the demise of democracy. Remember what I have been saying since the beginning: Biden is merely the intermission to the end. During Biden’s presidency, through no fault of his own, his supporters have grown tired of the boring president and impatient, wondering why Biden has not fixed the world yet. So, they are turning their backs, yearning for the days of the traitor trump sh*tshow — and I’m talking about Democrats and Independents. Add to this the unrelenting enthusiasm by RepubliKKKlans et al. to end democracy, and we have an America that has fallen off the cliff. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America, where the stupid has given up on democracy because it’s too hard.

Rise up, LGTBQ community! They are coming for you! How many f***ing times must I repeat myself? How many times? From the Insider, “The Republican Party of Texas adopted a platform that included explicitly anti-LGBTQ ideology at its biennial convention on Saturday. … It calls for a policy of fighting against special status for members of the LGBTQ communities and protection against criminal or civil penalties for those who oppose homosexuality out of ‘faith, conviction, or belief in traditional values.’ There is no federal law that protects LGBTQ individuals from discrimination or grants them special status. … Chris Halbohn of the Log Cabin Republicans of Houston, an organization that represents LGBTQ Republicans, called the language ‘unnecessarily gratuitous,’ the NPR affiliate KUT 90.5 reported [emphasis added].” And as a point of comparison, CNN reports, “Instructively, the Texas GOP platform did not include such language in 2018 and 2020.” They! Are! Coming! For! The! Gays!

For all the morons out there that keep claiming that “this time is different” after the Uvalde massacre — which is it is not — people should be paying attention to the real this-time-is-different moment: RepubliKKKlans et al. are advocating to cancel all LGBTQ civil rights! Mark my words, f***tards! Mark them well. While the LGBTQ community has always been a target for hate, the MAGA moron and QAnon kook movements are accelerating the hatred and the desire to kill the gays. Arm up! Do not rely on gay allies, for they will abandon you when push comes to shove. Be prepared. Be prepared for the day the RepubliKKKlan Party seizes government control. You will be on a kill list al la an ISIS kill list that targets their enemies. Do not think that I’m kidding or being hyperbolic, and do not think Texas is an outlier state. This is the future of the RepubliKKKlan Party, f***tards. Recall that Texas picked up two congressional seats in the last census. The state is not only getting more popular it is becoming more conservative and more powerful. Don’t believe that the Texas G.O.P. is just the fringy of the fringe. It is not! Believe you me. The America of today is, indeed, different in at least one way! Wake the f*** up, people! Open your eyes. The fringe is now the mainstream, yet no one is seeing or paying attention.

And those Log Cabin f***tards! Those utter morons! I’ve written about them before, and there is no other group I wish more would collectively take their Second Amendment right, shove it in their mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger. Guess what? The rest of the LGBTQ community does not want you closet Cabin gay idiots alive to “advocate” conservative hate for them. It is incomprehensible to me how or why a bunch of people so desperately want to be part of a group that hates them. The stupid never ceases to amaze me. If these closet Cabin gay types hate themselves so much, then they should exit life instead of whining and b*tching about how their own party believes them to be “abnormal.” Whatever! I live in stupid hell. I’ll close with my usual entreaty for the LGBTQ community. Rise up! The moment of kill or be killed is upon you. Know who the enemy is! RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks are the enemy! Now and forever! Kill the enemies, for have no problem with killing you! Welcome to stupid America!

What the f*** is up with that see you next Tuesday candidate? Seriously! What the f*** is with her? I was minding my own business doing yard work while listening to MSNBC via TuneIn radio, and my sensibilities were assaulted with several barrages of 3- and 4-back-to-back political ads touting Paola Tulliani-Zen for Arizona Governor. Needless to say, she is a nutjob MAGA moron and QAnon kook — coo-coo for cocoa puffs crazy. Her ads — probably six unique ones I heard in total — ran the gambit from stolen election lies to Second Amendment bat-sh*t craziness. In short, the common threat of all the ads was the Democrats are coming for you, RepubliKKKlans! So, keep Arizona pure and free! I can’t recall all the specific nuttiness of the copy, but suffice it to say, her ads were the paragon of just how f***ing G.D. stupid the RepubliKKKlan Party, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks genuinely are. I mean, she was saying bat-sh*t crazy stuff, yet I have no doubt everything she expressed is precisely what her audience — what 40 percent of stupid America — believes. This is why I keep saying America is just too f***ing far gone to return to normality. This level of stupid and crazy cannot be undone because one of America’s only two major political parties is just f***ing nuts and unrecoverable. Sorry, f***atrds, but America cannot survive when 40 percent are simply too stupid to think if they ever really “thought” at all. Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming.

I expected nothing less from a sh*thole state where a cowardly police force failed to defend children. Instead of cowering in a hallway waiting for the murderer to run out of bullets or victims, the cops should have been catching bullets for the children. And now they want to hide their cowardice. According to Axios, “The city of Uvalde has contracted a private Texas law firm to argue that it should be exempt from releasing public records related to the Robb Elementary School mass shooting, according to a letter obtained by Vice. … In a letter to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, the city’s lawyer Cynthia Trevino argues that Uvalde, which has received 148 separate public records requests, should not have to release them because the city is being sued and investigated for the police department’s response to the shooting, and because some records could include ‘highly embarrassing information.’”

Of course, A.G. Paxton will be more than happy to run interference for the police cowards because that’s the kind of sh*thole state voters want to live in. Sh*thole Texas — the state that likes to brag about FREEDOM! — is going to bury the truth; there is no freedom to find the truth. Those poor parents are never going to understand the full reality of Uvalde’s sh*tty police force. The only freedom Texans seem to have is to die and vote for sh*tty politicians repeatedly. What a piece of sh*t state. Welcome to stupid America. Americans love the sh*t!

According to The New York Times, “SpaceX, the private rocket company, on Thursday fired employees who helped write and distribute an open letter criticizing the behavior of chief executive Elon Musk, said three employees with knowledge of the situation. Some SpaceX employees began circulating the letter, which denounced Mr. Musk’s activity on Twitter, on Wednesday. The letter called the billionaire’s public behavior and tweeting ‘a frequent source of distraction and embarrassment’ and asked the company to rein him in. Mr. Musk is currently closing a $44 billion deal to buy Twitter.”

Dripping butt-load baby diaper douchebag Musk throws a tantrum by having employees fired for criticizing Dear Leader while exercising their free speech. Yes, yes, yes! I know there is no free speech privilege for employees within the confines of a private business, so spare me your “gotcha” hypocrisy. The real hypocrisy is that Musk purports to be a “free speech absolutist,” except when the man-baby is the object of the truth. Then poor white grievance billionaire pot-head gets offended and has to retaliate. Make no mistake, morons. He retaliated against his employees because he was personally slighted. Douchebag Musk becomes more like traitor trump every day — fragile snowflake. Musk is a grade-A a**hole. I wish he’d climb into one of his spaceships and launch himself into deep space. Americans love their douchebag billionaires because I live in stupid hell!

According to The Guardian, “Luttig said: ‘Almost two years after that fateful day … Donald Trump and his allies and supporters are a clear and present danger to American democracy.’… ‘That’s not because of what happened on January 6. It is because to this very day the former president and his allies and supporters pledge that in the presidential election of 2024, if the former president or his anointed successor as the Republican party presidential candidate were to lose that election, they would attempt to overturn that 2024 election in the same way that they attempted to overturn the 2020 election, but succeed in 2024 where they failed in 2020.’ … According to the Washington Post, more than 100 Republicans who have won primaries for midterm elections this year back Trump’s lie about electoral fraud in 2020. Such candidates have targeted important state elections posts as well as governors’ mansions and seats in Congress.”

Red light flashing that we’re f***ed: Uber-conservative Judge Luttig testified that traitor trump and MAGA morons are to this day still a clear and present danger to America. Sadly — and unsurprisingly — most of idiot America is utterly oblivious to what’s going on; they’re too busy b*tching about gas prices and wondering why eating out is so expensive. Stupid America is too busy blaming Biden for their personal problems as RepubliKKKlans elect conspiracy theory-believing politicians to steal the next election from Democrats. Oh, well. We get the government we deserve and desire.

In a previous post, I had wrongly anticipated the January 6 hearings would be a worthless sh*tshow. I said sh*tshow when I really meant a bore-fest. But neither has proved true so far. Although I did not watch the first primetime session, I’ve been watching the subsequent hearings, and I have been impressed. There is very little new information, and in the end, no minds will be changed, but at least Democrats are not sh*tting the bed! So, that’s something.

However, these hearings beg the usual question: Where the f*** is the DOJ? Why hasn’t AG Garland — the human version of Eeyore — done something by now? If the committee uncovered all this information, then what is Garland waiting for? What has he been doing for the last 18 months? I know. He’s waiting for traitor trump to declare his candidacy, so he doesn’t have to deal with investigating a former president and saving our democracy because — you know — Garland dares not look like a political partisan. This is why you hear rumblings about traitor trump eager to announce his re-election bid; he fears other RepubliKKKlans beating him to the punch, but more importantly, he wants to freeze out any DOJ investigation. Just watch! Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

Democrats are going to lose the nation! Full stop! A special election in Texas last Tuesday is the classic canary in a coal mine. Politico reports, “Less than 24 hours after the GOP flipped a congressional district in South Texas, several Latino Democrats cornered their campaign chief on the House floor with a fervent plea: It’s time for the party to make a crucial course correction. Republicans blew up more than a century of almost uninterrupted Democratic control in that region Tuesday night, earning a special election win in a heavily Latino border district they had rarely even contested since its creation in 2012 — but where the GOP has made rapid gains in the last few years. That trend has been on Democrats’ minds since former President Donald Trump cut deep into the party’s margins in the Rio Grande Valley in 2020. But national Republicans poured money into the special election in this 85 percent Latino district from the beginning.”

This is dumbass Democrats just not f***ing getting it! They are clueless and are helping RepubliKKKlans kill our democracy. Democrats should have kept this seat, but no! And this development also reinforces my previous warnings: Demographics will not save the Democratic Party or the country. A younger, browner, more liberal demographic coming of voting age as a strategy to bolster the Democratic Party is all B.S. It always has been. If current generations of progressives always relied on the succeeding generations to be more enlightened and more liberal than the last, then America would be a utopia by now! This nonsensical, flawed, incompetent political strategy is costing dumbass Democrats their Latino voting base, who are succumbing to the enticements of the RepubliKKKlan Party.

And don’t let racism confuse you, morons! As with all minorities in the RepubliKKKlan Party, they are completely blind to the racist platform of the party because they’re not very savvy, and they, themselves, are a bit racist. Latinos like to think of themselves as the other white meat, except, of course, when they refer to other Latinos. Trust me when I say that Latino groups love to hate other Latino groups, especially American Latinos who hate all those at the border. American Latinos will be the first ones to claim they are not “those” people, while whity in the RepubliKKKlan Party can’t tell the difference among them all. Yet that does not stop Latinos from flocking to the racist party. Yeah, yeah. I know. That begs the question: Why would Democrats want to court Latino racists? At this point, to maintain power, I’d rather they not vote at all. But they’re showing up to the polls while Democrats sit on their hands. Oh, well! Democrats are so f***ed and keep pretending that it can’t happen here. Well, take a look, f***tards. It’s already happening in Texas. Mark my words, morons. Once Democrats lose the House, the end is imminent. But whatever! I live in stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America!

Of course! What did I say long before the hyper-hysteria that “this time is different” took over the idiot masses, especially Democrats. What did I say? I say the same thing after every regularly scheduled massacre by gun: I can’t wait for nothing to change. And it would seem that tried and true statement has not yet died, for Cornyn and RepubliKKKlans have begun the art of killing the “compromise framework” — right on cue! According to The Hill, “Sen. John Cornyn (Texas), the lead Republican negotiator of a bipartisan gun safety framework, said Wednesday that some issues still need to be ironed out and warned the package may have to be slimmed down in order to get a bill passed. Cornyn said he’s ‘starting to get a little concerned’ about the impasse over ‘a couple of issues that need to be settled before we can reach an agreement.’”

Look, f***tards! This is why I did not hop on the bandwagon. While everyone cheered that a “deal” (i.e., “framework”) had been reached and that, indeed, this time was different, I was not going to be deceived! What a f***ing joke. Naturally, Democrats touted and still tout success! They are so easily duped because that’s what dumbass Democrats are — dupes! Of course, RepubliKKKlans agreed to “something” one minute. Then in the next minute, they started signaling all the ways to walk back from key aspects of the deal so that what remains are underfunded bill components related to mental health and “hardening” schools. In short, it is a gun “safety” bill that has nothing to do with guns and little to do with safety. Fan-f***ing-tastic. I expected nothing less. And dumbass Democrats look like the morons they are for getting excited over nothing and failing to understand that RepubliKKKlans will never change, no matter how many children die. Welcome to stupid America! Ugh, yeah.