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China’s Zero Virus Futility

According to The Guardian, “To let the virus loose now, with low vaccination rates among older people, and reliance on the less effective domestically produced vaccine, would be likely to result in significant disruption and death. Because China’s death toll is so extraordinarily low – due in part to the manner of reporting – many people see less reason to be vaccinated, but also less reason to be locked down. At least some residents are asking whether, thanks to vaccines, there is a wiser middle path between letting the virus rip and attempting elimination, which seems increasingly futile thanks to the highly transmissible Omicron variant.”

What a f***ing mess! I have no idea how or why this globally connected “superpower” believes it can isolate itself from a highly contagious respiratory disease that repeatedly boomerangs around the world. I understand the devastation that would ensue from COVID on the loose in a population of 1.4 billion, but how long does China expect to hold out? Unfortunately, they do not have a very effective vaccine, so their entire population is under constant threat of being under-immunized. It’s not like a city comes out of lockdown and everybody has immunity. No! It’s just the opposite! What they have done is to avoid herd immunity. Shanghai, for example, could emerge from a month of lockdown and isolation and then go right back into lockdown with one too many positive tests. How many lockdown cycles can China endure if it has no intention to immunize its population — naturally or medically? How many years can this go on? COVID is here to stay forever.

Sure, at the beginning of the pandemic, China was prospering while the rest of the world struggled, but now the rest of the world has moved on, and China still clings to ineffective containment protocols. How does it look now that everyone else has moved on and China is stuck playing Whac-A-Mole? The harder they dig into a “zero COVID” policy, then the more ridiculous it becomes. At some point, most of the rest of the world will have a relatively high enough herd immunity to resist pandemic-level infection. However, China’s population will still be comparatively defenseless. Their policy is beyond stupid at this point. Hello, morons of China! You can’t control COVID like you control your government and your people. Ironically, the U.S. actually stumbled into one of the best practices to achieve herd immunity — mass vaccinations, natural infections, and the deaths of anti-vaxxer RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, thereby culling the herd of stupid who cannot get reinfected and infect others. Win-win!

Keep it up, China! One thing you guys are actually proving is that the world supply chain can no longer rely on you, something that has been long overdue for countries to recognize. America should not be doing business with China in the first place. Perhaps one of the gravest foreign policy blunders was Nixon’s trip to China. But I digress.

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International Indigestion

Puffy Putin

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There is no doubt Putin looks bloated — more so as of late. I will not indulge in conspiracy theories as I see pundits claiming he has Parkinson’s Disease, which, of course, is what people thought Hitler had. Detractors sure do love to quickly declare dictators have Parkinson’s. As for Hitler, in the final year of World War II, he was a full-blown junky, losing the war badly, and narrowly survived an assassination attempt that no doubt left him even more deeply paranoid about the people surrounding him. Any “shaking palsy,” as Hitler’s doctors described, was probably a physical manifestation of stress and an abused body by a drug addict.

All that being said, I doubt Putin has Parkinson’s. However, his puffiness does remind me of my mother, who had cancer, and her treatment caused severe bloating. Either that or Putin is a stress eater! Look! Any doctor will tell you that sudden weight loss or weight gain indicates something is wrong with one’s health. Clearly, something is wrong with Putin physically or, perhaps, mentally (i.e., stress). What does that mean for his prosecution of the war on Ukraine? Is he in a rush to accomplish life-long goals because of health reasons? Only historians will be able to answer that question.

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International Indigestion

Moldova Is Next

Reporting from The Washington Post, “Two months into the invasion of Ukraine, a Russian military commander suggested Friday that Moscow aims to establish a corridor through southern Ukraine to Transnistria, a breakaway republic in eastern Moldova. ‘Control over the south of Ukraine is another way out to Transnistria, where there are also facts of oppression of the Russian-speaking population,’ said Rustam Minnekaev, acting commander of Russia’s Central Military District, according to the Russian news agency Interfax. … Nonetheless, it sparked global conversation about the separatist enclave and represents the most direct challenge to Moldova to date. Moldova summoned Russia’s ambassador later Friday to express ‘deep concern’ over Minnekaev’s comments.”

So! Putin’s territorial ambitions are coming into sharper focus. What is astonishing is how much Putin is playing the Hitler playbook. Like Hitler, Putin uses the Russian diaspora as an excuse to claim land from sovereign countries in Europe. He’s used the same rationale for invading and occupying parts of Georgia, Crimea, and the Donbas. And, of course, it is a primary excuse for his invasion of Ukraine — a nation in his mind that should not exist in the first place. It should not surprise anyone that he would naturally extend (push through) to Moldova.

Of course, the obvious question is, How could Putin set his sights on Moldova when his military is struggling in Ukraine? I’ll tell you how. Because Putin, so far, is winning! Perhaps I should state my argument a bit more precisely: He is not losing. Yes, yes. This may seem to contradict other postings where I highlight Russia’s military incompetence. All of that is still true. Russia’s military is incompetent, but as I have also said, that does not mean they are any less deadly or effective. They’re just not very efficient. Russian incompetence simply means it takes them twice as many soldiers twice as long to accomplish what America’s military — by our standards, of course — could have done in half the time with half the force.

And there is another side to Russia “not losing” its war on Ukraine: The West’s response. I don’t care what you say or what you think, but the response from NATO et al., the EU, and the U.S., while forceful, has not been enough. To be sure, it is more than Putin expected, but it seems the worst of the West’s sanctions have been established. I think China and India — you know, about half the world’s population — will step in to fill the void of any economic shortcomings.1 And it appears military assistance to Ukraine may be peaking. I sense — already — that the West’s commitment to helping defend Ukraine is starting to plateau. The West appears content to help Ukraine just enough to hold back Russia but not defeat it. That is the critical miscalculation of the West, naturally. Ugh! It is this weakness — this stopping short always — that Putin expected from the Allies, and he will exploit it.

Granted, Putin appears to be on plan D or E at this point. The fall of Ukraine did not happen in a few days, and the Russian military has been pushed back in the north. If anything is for certain, he has switched from the short game to the long game. I bet he is counting on the Allied alliance to weaken as prolonged fighting continues. Truly all he needs is for France or the U.S. to elect a Russia-loving president (LePen and traitor trump), and then he’s all set. This is the new strategy. He could spend years grinding the Ukrainian military down, waiting for alliances to fray, and finding ways to circumvent sanctions. This strategy, to be sure, is one the West cannot endure. How does the saying go? “You [the West] have watches. We [Russia] have the time.”

1 Allow me to digress at length while I’m thinking about oil as a void to be filled. Much has been made about Europe’s reliance on Russian energy sources, particularly in Germany, which is the continent’s largest economy. According to The New York Times, “Last year, Russia supplied more than half of the natural gas and about a third of all the oil that Germany burned to heat homes, power factories and fuel cars, buses and trucks. Roughly half of Germany’s coal imports, which are essential to its steel manufacturing, came from Russia. Russian gas, oil and coal are embedded in the German economy and way of life. The roots run deep.” Of course, Putin’s intention for decades has been to create a super reliance on Russian energy, which makes it difficult for NATO partners to sever economic ties despite Russia’s aggression. In short, Putin has guaranteed that no matter the circumstances, Europe needs Russia’s energy. The irony is, of course, NATO countries end up helping to fund Russia’s war against Ukraine through such energy entanglements. Although, Germany has signaled that they intend to eliminate Russian energy imports by the end of the year. Fine. But the move, however necessary, is for optics and perhaps more for moral relief. Unfortunately, oil consumption and production — assuming no appreciable increase in the worldwide output — is simply a reshuffling of pie pieces. When Germany shifts its oil imports from Russia to, let’s say, the U.S. or OPEC proper, then that oil becomes less available to other countries, ceteris paribus. Which nations may be impacted by this new competition for oil allocations? Mmmm. How about India and China? Remember, Russian energy itself has not been sanctioned, so India and China, which borders Russia, can quickly fill the oil void. Oil consumption and imports are just a reordering of the deck chairs, so to speak. So, unless and until the world avoids Russian energy — or worse still, switches to renewable energy sources — nothing will change their ability to fund military adventurism. Again, this is why I say NATO et al., the EU, and the U.S. are not doing enough to cripple Russia — now! We need to be kicking Russia while it’s down.

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Flash in the Pan

Reporting from The Nation, “Michigan state Senator Mallory McMorrow made national headlines this week after tearing into Republicans who for months have been attacking school boards, teachers, communities, and political figures who champion fact-based and humane education about gender and race. … Instead of rolling her eyes at the absurdity of Theis’s outrageous claims and changing the topic, as Democrats so frequently do, McMorrow fought back. She read the riot act to Theis and the whole cabal of Republicans that seeks to score political points at the expense of students, teachers, and the truth. … When Democrats fail to object to Republican lies about the teaching of history that reflects on the role that slavery and segregation played in establishing systemic racism; when they fail to call out GOP promotion of ‘Don’t Say Gay’ laws; and when they fail to push back against conservative assaults on programs that support transgender and gender non-conforming youth, the Republican strategy wins.”

Mallory McMorrow’s toughness is precisely the stuff that dumbass Democrats need, but don’t worry! Democrats never learn. As I quote one last thought from the above article, John Nichlos understands, “Yet, even now, there are prominent Democrats who imagine they can avoid mounting a robust response to conservative treachery.” Her speech was a mere flash in the pan; Democrats will retreat to their timidity and weakness so enough, allowing RepubliKKKlans to walk all over them and dominate the political messaging. Welcome to stupid America!

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Arise LGBTQ Community — They Want to Kill You!

From Salon, “On August 6, 2021, a family in Pompano Beach, Florida savagely attacked a young gay man, leaving him lying in a pool of blood for thirteen hours. He is now permanently blind, a newly released arrest warrant details. Inna Makarenko, 44 and Yevhen Makarenko, 43, discovered their 21-year-old son Oleh was in a relationship with the victim and believed the victim ‘turned him gay.’ The 31-year-old victim’s name is hidden due to Marsy’s Law.” I don’t know how many more articles I need to cite before people will start to believe me. Mark my words, morons! The LGBTQ community needs to start buying guns and using them. If everyone gets a gun, then the gays need to make sure they are one of them.

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Martin Niemöller
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Drag Queen Cawthorn Needs to Tan His Balls!

Breaking news from Politico, “Photographs obtained by POLITICO appear to show Madison Cawthorn, the embattled Republican congressman from North Carolina who recently accused his GOP colleagues of inviting him to orgies, wearing lingerie in what appears to be a party setting. Cawthorn, 26, was raised in a conservative Baptist community in Henderson County, North Carolina, and has staked his political persona on arch-traditional Christian principles and the insistence of the importance of a kind of hypermasculinity. His comments about ‘the sexual perversion’ in Washington made on a podcast, which he later admitted were exaggerated, drew the public disapproval and disavowal of Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as well as other Republican leaders including those in his North Carolina congressional caucus.” I expected nothing less from a RepubliKKKlan.

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Cawthorn Has a Little ‘Tallywacker’ — Moment

The C-SPAN Twitter account records his speech, in part, “I never imagined that one of my sacred duties in this hallowed chamber would be explaining to the House Speaker the difference between a man and a woman. Take notes, Madame Speaker, I’m about to define what a woman is for you. … XX chromosomes, no Tallywacker. … It’s so simple. And yet, today, this proclamation of fundamental scientific fact will cause the woke liberals in Silicon Valley to strip you of your voice and ban you until you bow at their altar of falsehoods.”

Once again, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) walks into (pun intended) a subject matter that has curious minds questioning. While Cawthorn preoccupies himself with body parts between strangers’ legs, I’m interested to know if his “tallywacker” works. Indeed, I want to understand if he can rightly define himself as a man if he’s unable to put his pr*ck in a p*ssy (or a butt if he’s into booty)? Look, I hate to bring it up (again, pun intended), but he’s the one fixated on orgies and genitalia. He really should watch the battles he chooses to spearhead (yup, I said head). At this point, with his track record of sticking his foot in his mouth, he should cut and run. I’m here all week, folks!

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Power Is the Means, Not the End

Politico writes, “Days after a violent pro-Trump mob stormed the Capitol and sent lawmakers fleeing for their lives, House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy told top allies he would urge then-President Donald Trump to resign, according to an audio recording of a conference call on Jan. 10, 2021. … The call underscores the degree to which GOP leaders were preparing to abandon Trump in the aftermath of the attack — only for McCarthy to rapidly veer back into Trump’s fold.”

Couple the above with Flordia legislation that striped Disney of self-rule status as retribution for defending the LGBTQ community and one may be persuaded to read these moves, pivots, and postering as only plays for political power. I hear it all the f***ing time in the MSM; RepubliKKKlans only do what they do to gain and maintain power as if that is the end. That seems to be where the analysis stops — RepubliKKKlans interest is only in naked power. They lie, cheat, and steal elections for power. That’s only the beginning! Ultimately, they want to dismantle American democracy. So, those who roll their eyes and claim there is nothing to worry about with RepubliKKKlans versus Democrats because it’s all the usual competition for political power are f***ing idiots. Those who can’t be bothered with politics and voting because there is nothing new about the struggle between parties. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! To those who think RepubliKKKlans only want power to have and to hold like some cherished Precious Moments for its own sake is a f***ing moron. Dumbass Democrats see power as a game of keep away; as long as RepubliKKKlans don’t have it, then Democrats are satisfied. They don’t do anything with it; they just like to have it, which explains their confusion and fecklessness when they have it. On the other hand, RepubliKKKlans use power to destroy everything. Oh, well. The end is coming, f***tards. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

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Tucker “Tanned Testicles” Carlson

Tucker’s organism or sodomy (bottom) face; Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

From Vanity Fair, “Testicle tanning? you might ask. Surely, you don’t mean to say becoming a macho man like Fox News’ Carlson will require me to stand nude on a rock, subjecting my genitals to some sort of mysterious red-light machine? You bet your nuts it does. Carlson has recently begun promoting a new documentary episode for his ‘Tucker Carlson Originals’ series, in which he asks his audience to be ‘open-minded’ about a novel proposal to address the ‘End of Men’ — a real, not-made-up problem the Fox host has identified.”

Let’s cut right to the point: Tucker’s tanning testicle obsession has nothing to do with the efficacy of a solution to a made-up problem; it has everything to do with promoting the notion of white replacement theory and white supremacy. Everything he does stems from these two worldviews. Full stop! One does not need any further analysis or understanding. Obviously, the “problem” of men’s low fertility directly impacts white supremacists’ reproductivity. If whitey can’t spawn enough little white supremacists, then the coloreds and gays will take over the country. Moreover, low testosterone is obviously causing men to turn gay and want to become women. Again, the more men with low testosterone mean more gays and more women — apparently! It’s hard to maintain a white male-dominated America if everyone “becomes” gay or transitions to a woman. One can readily see the impending doom for our country if left uncorrected.

However, I will concede one point: Americans suffer from reproductive problems. According to Newsweek, “Startling new evidence suggests male infertility may be much worse than it appears. According to Levine and Swan’s work, sperm levels—the most important measurement of male fertility—are declining throughout much of the world, including the U.S. … More and more countries find themselves unable to raise their fertility rates above the level needed to replace their population, leading one prominent demographer to prophesy that the world has already reached ‘peak child.’” That’s all you need to know. As I have long said, humans are their own extinction-level event, and nature always restores balance. To think humans can pollute the world year in and year out with impunity while also believing they are not poisoning themselves is the height of humanity’s arrogance and ignorance. If we are not killing ourselves directly or indirectly, then nature is ensuring we aren’t creating more of ourselves — the dominant poisoners of the planet. Low testosterone is not a sign of an effeminate culture or a weak America or the consequence of allowing the gays their rights and freedoms. No! It is nature’s way of neutering the cancer on the Earth that is the human race! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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It’s a Win / Win / Win for RepubliKKKlans!

Now that the Florida legislature rammed through a bill to strip Disney of its self-governing status, a question of bond liability arises. As Bloomberg writes, “Under current Florida statutes, the debts and assets of a special district that is dissolved are passed to the municipal government that takes over. Some Democratic Senators wondered if the move could ultimately transfer debt incurred by Disney to the small cities of Bay Lake and Lake Buena Vista, in addition to the governments of Orange and Osceola counties.” Guess which counties are Democratic strongholds in central Florida? Yes, you guessed it! Orange and Osceola! Once again, RepubliKKKlans find themselves in a win/win/win situation as dumbass Democrats can only stand by a watch.

Checkmate for DeSantis — again! He’s been able to punish the LGBTQ community, Disney, and Democratic taxpayers who voted for Biden all at once! Fan-f***ing-tastic! I’m getting really, really sick of dumbass Democrats being outplayed at every turn. And for those of you who think lawsuits are going to stop any of this, then keep dreaming, f***tards! The Florida Supreme Court is a puppet of DeSantis! Oh, well. Get ready for dictator DeSantis as vice-president to traitor trump! Welcome to stupid America! No one cares because the gays! And gas prices!