Welcome to Stupid America!

According to NBC News, “’I cannot recall a moment in history when American public opinion and voters’ views of a president, as to which country they are more aligned with, have been more in conflict with each other,’ said Democratic pollster Jeff Horwitt of Hart Research Associates, who conducted the survey along with GOP pollster Bill McInturff of Public Opinion Strategies.”

Only in this sh*t-for-brains county! Only in the dumbest country on the face of this planet! Only in ‘Merica! Only in America do f***tards of the highest f***ing order re-elect someone who acts contrary to their own sympathies — and that applies to more than just the Ukraine-Russia war. But whatever! I expected nothing less. This is just more f***ing proof that Americans truly are too f***ing stupid to keep their democracy. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! You f***tards did this to yourselves!

From The Washington Post, “The Senate averted a federal government shutdown full of political and practical unknowns. But the decision to back the GOP funding bill has left a party still reeling from Donald Trump’s 2024 win even more rudderless and divided. House Democrats are taking shots at Senate Democrats. A fired-up base feels enraged and is flooding senators’ phone lines. And Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-New York) has emerged as the lightning rod absorbing the party’s anger, with some of his key allies standing silently by while he’s attacked.” Add to that a new poll from NBC News, “The Democratic Party has reached an all-time low in popularity in the latest national NBC News poll, as it searches for a path forward after a painful loss to President Donald Trump — and as the party’s voters spoil for a fight between their leaders in Washington and Trump. Just over a quarter of registered voters (27%) say they have positive views of the party, which is the party’s lowest positive rating in NBC News polling dating back to 1990. Just 7% say those views are ‘very’ positive.”

Of course! And just as I predicted: Democrats in their fecklessness caved to Dictatot Don, RepubliKKKans, MAGA morons et al. It never f***ing fails; they cave at every opportunity. This leads me to my next major prediction — 18+ months out — and it is this: The dumbass Democratic Party, with this current makeup of leadership, will not and cannot win the House in the 2026 misterms. It’s just not going to happen. The party is leaderless, without a coherent message — which should be f***ing obvious at this point — and the political ruthlessness to win against the juggernaut that is The Don! and the RepubliKKKlan Party. (Regaining the Senate at all — ever — is a pipe dream. I don’t see that happening again in my lifetime.)

I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to say this before people heed my warnings and advice, but I’ll repeat it nonetheless: Voters want strength in their representatives. It is a large part of why Dictator Don won re-election. President Clinton nailed it when he said, “Better to be strong and wrong than weak and right.” No dumabass Democrat — and I mean not a one — appears to understand this. Oh sure, they may talk the talk but they don’t walk the walk. They are full of sound and fury, signifying absolutely f***ing nothing. They simply are unable to inspire the passion and energy to motivate fellow Democratic and Independent voters to show up to the ballot box, especially in a midterm. Dumbass Democrats should not count on anti-Dictator Don and anti-RepubliKKKlan votes only to propel them to victory. Dumbass Democrats need, at a fundamental gut level, to be able to inspire their voters. Needless to say, they are not. Once again, I will reiterate a prediction I made just before Dictator Don won the 2024 election: If he wins, then it would be the Democratic Party sent into the wilderness and needing to rebuild itself. Well, I was right, but they are nowhere near realizing they have a problem, let alone willing to rebuild themselves. And even if they were to rebuild, then there is not enough time to do so. It took the RepubliKKKlan Party years to transform themselves; dumbass Democrats can’t do it in 18 months. Oh, well. The one-party rule people have longed for is finally here! Democrats are f***ing weak, and that is never going to change. Mark my words! Time for a new party that will actually fight for America’s democracy. Welcome to stupid America.

So! It’s taken 50 days for Dictator Don to reach a net negative job approval according to the survey guru Nate Silver. While the trend is what I’d like to see, it is still not enough, and to a large degree it remains incomprehensible to me that his job approval is not worse at this point. One would think that given everything The Don! has managed to wreck inside of two months, his disapproval percent should be in the high-fifties. Again, I have no f***ing clue what this sh*t-for-brains country comprehends — very little, I suspect.

While I can look forward to Dictator Don’s job disapproval continuing to worsen, what will never happen is his disapproval score topping President Biden. And that is a sad, sad truth! Why? Because RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, et al. will never turn on Dear Leader like dumbass Democrats turned on Biden. Full disclosure: I’ve been down on Biden since his Afghanistan withdrawal debacle and for his relentless political weakness during his four years; however, I never blamed him for inflation, his policies, or his legislative accomplishments. I simply thought he was too weak and too aimable to RepubliKKKlans and Dictator Don. Dark Brandon, who I liked, rarely made an appearance.

All that being said, I would have never — never — told a pollster that Biden was doing a poor job. I know how to tow the Democratic line despite my contempt for the party more often than not. But you can’t expect that same loyalty from other dumbass Democrats — although I am a registered Independent who apparently has more loyalty to the Democratic Party than other Democrats. Oh, no! These sh*t-for-brains Democratic voters will gladly throw their president under the bus when talking to pollsters. It’s an accumulative effect. One bad poll leads to another and then to another. But RepubliKKKlans will never let that happen to The Don! This is why you’ll see his disapproval peak and plateau at some point, but it will never surpass the worst averages of Biden. Never! It’s all part of the same problem: A weak dumbass Democratic Party that can’t synchronize its messaging and loyalities to save their lives or the country. Yet, you have an opposition party that has no problem herding cats to achieve their ultimate goal: Destroy America’s democracy. Nothing evinces this more than comparing any given poll between Dictator Don and President Biden — past, present or future. Welcome to stupid America! It never f***ing fails!

According to NBC News, “Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said Wednesday that Democrats would reject a government funding bill that Republicans wrote and passed through the House, leaving it uncertain whether Congress can avert a shutdown before Friday night’s deadline. … ‘Funding the government should be a bipartisan effort, but Republicans chose a partisan path, drafting their continuing resolution without any input — any input — from congressional Democrats. Because of that, Republicans do not have the votes in the Senate to invoke cloture on the House CR,’ Schumer said on the floor, calling for a one-month funding bill that provides more time to negotiate a deal.”

Sorry, but I simply do not believe Schumer. I just don’t. He’s never had a backbone and he certainly has never had the will to make the tough political choices. He does not have the gravitas to whip votes against this continuing resolution. It’s just never going to happen. Mark my words! Dumbass Democrats will, once again, save RepubliKKKlans form themselves because that’s what they always do; they always help the same RepubliKKKlan Party that wants to destroy the country. It never f***ing fails; it’s just f***ing habit at this point. M*****f***ing weak, pathetic dumbass Democrats. Afraid! Afraid! Afraid! It’s sickening! But I expected nothing less from this group of moronic p*ssies! Whatever! Dumbass Democrats will always exhibit weakness at every turn. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Hill, “Senate Democrats are leery of blocking a House Republican-drafted six-month government funding bill, fearing that a government shutdown may backfire on them politically by giving Elon Musk and the Trump administration more leverage to force federal workers into retirement. Democratic senators panned the House GOP proposal unveiled over the weekend, arguing it would erode Congress’s power of the purse and give President Trump and Musk a blank check to redirect government funding and eliminate long-standing programs. But Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) stopped short of declaring the House bill dead on arrival in the Senate, reflecting Democratic qualms about killing the measure if it manages to pass the lower chamber later this week [emphasis added].”

I don’t know what more proof you need before you f***tards of America start to believe me when I say dumbass Democrats are absolutely f***ing worthless as an opposition party. They simply lack the spine to do the hard things, make Dictator Don et al. pay for their decisions, and be politically ruthless. It is a party that is constantly lost and fearful. We can’t take back our country with this iteration of the dumbass Democratic Party, and I don’t know how to solve the problem short of dissolving the party and starting over. That’s what it has come to. An opposition party that can’t get anything right. Welcome to stupid America! The end is here and dumbass Democrats are the last ones who will save us.

According to The Hill, “Ontario Premier Doug Ford said three states would face tariffs on electricity after a week of President Trump’s swipes at Canada with fluctuating trade policies. ‘I love Americans. It’s been 20 years of my life. But in saying that, no, we’re going to put a 25 percent tariff on electricity coming from Ontario to Michigan, New York and Minnesota,’ Ford said during a Thursday appearance on Fox Business Network’s ‘The Claman Countdown.’ The leader said new tariffs are scheduled to be implemented Monday in an effort to push back on Trump’s international economic measures. ‘And isn’t this a shame? It’s an absolute mess. He’s created chaos. He ran on a mandate. The lower cost, lower inflation, create more jobs. It’s the total opposite,’ Ford said.”

Ya know what? Ford better follow through. If he doesn’t, then it’s all stupid, weak talk, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I’m getting real f***ing sick of inaction and weakness from the opposition — foreign and domestic. I’m sick of the fact that it’s taken this long for f***tard voters to finally (maybe?) see the light (maybe?) of a Dictator Don second term. (His job approval remains incomprehensibly higher compared to this same point in his first term. He’s managed to do more damage quicker, yet people like him more. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in stupid America!)

The only way idiots of America will learn — and I’m really only speaking to the sliver of voters in the “middle” that handed The Don! his 2024 election victory by voting for him or staying home — is when they feel the consequences of their vote or their failure to vote at all in 2024. It’s the only way! Sadly, Americans are too f***ing stupid to think abstractly; they are incapable of thinking two minutes into the future to foresee the ramifications of voting for a convicted felon who has repeatedly expressed his disdain for democracy, or, worse still, were too apathetic to vote at all, gambling on lady luck to bring them prosperity under another four years of the Dictator Don sh*t show. The only way these people “understand” (for lack of a better word) the consequences of their actions (or inaction) is to feel them and feel them harshly. Canada taxing the electricity they provide to Americans seems to be the only concrete, direct consequence they can apprehend. These f***tard voters really are no more intelligent than Pavlov’s dog. Cause and effect for morons of America need to be direct, timely, and severe, lest they fail to appreciate the correlation between Dictator Don’s policies and the impact on the average American’s wallet.

Now, now. I can hear the pushback already. Canada provides electricity to blue states, so why wish hardship on blue state populations? Well, to that I say this: There are RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons in the rural parts of blue states who these electricity tariffs will hurt, and I’m all for that! Not to mention, there are tens of millions of voters who came out for Biden in 2020 but failed to show up to the polls in 2024 for Harris, so if some of these people get caught up in the [T]rump energy tax, then so be it! Maybe they’ll think twice before sitting out the next election. Sorry, but I’m getting closer to the notion that perhaps we do have to throw out the baby with the bath water if that’s what it will take to wake this sh*t-for-brains country the f*** up! Welcome to stupid America! Yes, it will get worse!

So, I had little knowledge and even less interest in these two assbros until they landed in America. Then all their criminality became the center of attention for a bit. And I have some thoughts. First, having listened to the bald one on some news clips, I wondered: Does he have a speech impediment? Quite honestly, he speaks funny. I don’t think it’s an accent because there is no discernible British affect. Nope. Rather, it sounds like he’s talking with a cock shoved in his mouth, which I assume is just habit. I’m just surmising and I’ve heard other people (many) wonder the same thing. Or perhaps he has a mental disability. It could be a very, very middle retardation, not Down syndrome but some other affliction he can’t hide. Or maybe he was dropped on his head as a baby — repeatedly. Whatever the case, he doesn’t enunciate well.

Second, do these douchbag bros have different mothers or different fathers? I guess they look similar, but I really want to know if their mother(s) is(are) a whore(s) or if their father(s) is(are) an over-sexed pimp(s)? It may explain their sexual and misogynistic proclivities. But I’m starting to think the assbros have different mothers because the mother carries the male patterned baldness gene. Consequently, the mother’s father (the bald one’s grandfather) determines how well he can grow tresses, if at all. Needless to say, the assbros have very different heads of hair, so I’m thinking they have different ho mothers.

Last, is the bald one a Mulatto? (Or maybe both are and the bald one appears more so with his shiny head.) I’ve seen pictures of him with his (half) brother and without, and in some cases I think the queball has a tinge of Black in him. Would he have an afro if he could grow his hair? Or maybe he shaves his head to hide his afro? I’m not sure. Inquiring minds want to know. Perhaps he just tans well. But they both have n***** lips, not the thin lips of true-born European ancestry. So, I’m confused. I’m just asking questions.

From Politico, “President Donald Trump mocked Democrats who sat in front of him Tuesday night, needling them with a grin, ‘nothing I can say or do to make them happy.’ Democrats mostly responded with silent protest — wearing pink, waving placards emblazoned with ‘FALSE’ and ‘Save Medicaid.’ More than a dozen walked out of his speech early, some revealing shirts that said ‘No Kings Live Here.’ The shambolic scene was emblematic of Democrats’ larger problem after facing a brutal election cycle that locked them out of power as they struggled to communicate in a vastly fragmented media environment. Though the official Democratic response, delivered by Michigan Sen. Elissa Slotkin, got carried on major networks, much of what Democrats had to say didn’t play out on voters’ TVs.”

To be clear from the outset, I did not watch the Dictator Don sh*t show last night because I am not interested in anything he has to say. So, everything about the Democratic “response” or “protest” is all second hand, but, as usual and as predicted, dumbass Democrats do what the do best: Be f***ing weak! I think Politico summed it up well when they described Democrats’ attempts at whatever they were trying to do as “shambolic.” It totally tracks with this pathetic party. Just f***ing weakness at every f***ing turn. Lame attempts at resistance. Inability to coordinate and mobilize. Incapable of mustering the political ruthlessness required to combat The Don! Lacking a coherent message and strategy. Lacking vigor and fervor. Not a modicum of umph. Acting with more ennui than passion. Overwhelming desire to conform to outdated and irrelevant traditions and niceties. More worried about upholding decorum than preserving America’s democracy. Petrified of rocking the boat. You name it. If a specific action is demanded to preserve America as we know it, then dumbass Democrats will most certainly do everything in their power to avoid said action. And people wonder why Democrats keep losing elections.

I warned people that if Dictator Don wins in 2024, then it would be the Democratic Party wandering in the wilderness, and I further said that it will be the Democratic Party that needs to reinvent itself. I have said this countless times, yet no one believes me. No one heeds my warnings. So, here we are with dumass Democrats flailing in mortifying fashion. Yet, dumbass Democrats refuse to change a thing about themselves. And I’m not referring to their liberal policies; I’m talking about their (in)ability to politic in the age of Dictator Don. I will close by reiterating (again!) that the demise of America will not solely be caused by RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks; dumbass Democrats will have an equal hand in ushering in the death of democracy! Welcome to stupid America! Just as I predicted! No one cares and no one is willing to fight to save us from ourselves. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

I am pissed! I’m pissed at myself for deferring to the “wisdom” of the stock market last month. I even conceded that I was wrong when Dictator Don delayed his tariffs 30 days ago. At the time, the market hardly flinched at his threats, perhaps sensing he was bluffing. So, I admitted that I was wrong then. Apparently, I missed something, but I was still steadfast that these tariffs would eventually take place. I guess I was crying wolf too early. But guess what? Tariffs are here, just as I was warning from the very beginning. I was the only one who took The Don! seriously. No one believed me, especially the stock market, until today, that is. I’ve been warning since his inauguration that, unlike his first term, he means what he says and he says what he means. In other words, all the sh*t he wants to inflict on the country, he’s going to do with a sh*tty grimace. And no one will stop him! Not a single f***ing person!

Why is it that everyone — absolutely every f***ing person! — still fails to understand The Don! except me. Everywhere I turn — MSM, talk radio, podcasts — I constantly hear opinions and reporting along the lines of Dictator Don is using the threat of tariffs as a negotiating tactic or he’s a master businessman or he’s implementing tariffs to curb immigration and fentanyl or you name it. Whatever the excuse, it’s usually giving him the benefit of the doubt that The Don! knows what he’s doing. And that is always their first mistake. They all tow the Dictator Don talking points. Always! Always! Always! They always think the idiot-in-chief knows what he’s doing despite his decades-old track record evincing that he generally has no clue what he’s doing. This guy is the epitome of failing upward. How very American of him! Truly, his only real success that can rightly be credited to him is his political comeback, which could only have been achieved by bamboozling a supremely stupid, stupid electorate! The MAGA moron Pied Piper descended upon a nation of f***tards and enchanted them right out of their democracy and prosperity! What a joke America has become.

But I digress, back to my point. I get Dictator Don. He is an easy simpleton to apprehend. His mental capacity is an inch wide and an inch deep. He is an unthinking character, motivated purely by reflexive emotions with little forethought and absolutely no regard for consequences to the nation at large. He launched a trade war for the pure pleasure of the war itself. Full stop! Nothing more, nothing less. This is The Don! flexing his might to show our allies — our allies of f*** sake — that he can and will bully them. There are no concessions Mexico and Canada could have made to avoid these tariffs. It was always his plan to implement this Dictator Don tax on the American people, and the only reason he delayed them for 30 days is because he did not have his “economic” team — more like a team of prosperity wreckers — in place to effectuate said tariffs. I understood this from the beginning, yet the “smart” money is still stuck in la la land, thinking that Dictator Don is some “genius” negotiator. Chirst-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross. Only in stupid America!

Dictator Don is what this sh*t-for-brains country voted for — incomprehensibly. So, congratulations, f***tards of America! You did this to yourself. F***! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to trump stupid America! Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it, f***tards! This is what a dying country looks like! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So! The tub of lard, Dictator Don, is coincidentally set to deliver an address on the “state” of the union to a joint session of the Congress on Fat Tuesday. Irony is not dead after all. Consequentially, the usual questioning of dumbass Democrats by idiot journalists about what they should do abound, with Democratic leadership showing the usual weakness that will only solidify their sweep into the bustbin of history. I expected nothing less from this feckless party!

Axios seems to sum up the range of responses well, “Democratic lawmakers, united in their fury over DOGE, are diverging on how to use President Trump’s address to Congress next week as the effective launchpad for Resistance 2.0. … House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) want members to attend and bring special guests who have been negatively affected by the administration [pathetic!]. Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) told Axios he is leaning against attending the speech because ‘when Trump does it, it’s not a serious event’ [weak!]. … Nearly a dozen House and Senate Democrats told Axios they are either leaning against attending the speech or undecided [indecisiveness — fan-f***ing-tastic and exactly what the opposition party needs to be doing right now!].”

I can never go more than a month or so without hating dumbass Democrats more than RepubliKKKlans. Ya know, there is only one response to a Dictator Don speech before a joint session of Congress: Stand up in unison and walk the f*** out! It is not enough to avoid the event altogether. That is cowardly. Dumbass Democrats need to make a dramatic spectacle of their distain for The Don! And that can only be achieved by every member of the Democratic Party showing up to fill every seat, and then once Dictator Don begins speaking, they all stand up and walk out! I just don’t f***ing understand how and why evincing this level of solidarity is so f***ing G.D. complicated for dumbass Democrats. To sit politely in the same chamber as this destroyer of American democracy is condoning his very behavior. Full stop! Why is this so f***ing hard to understand? Seriously! WTF!?!?

Now, now! I can hear nay-sayers, especially those within the Democratic Party, counter with some stupid reason as to why they should not spurn The Don! Chief among them would be, I have no doubt, that they don’t want to “upset” voters. Ugh! A walkout would, to be sure, delight Democrats and even breathe life into a dying movement and party — and believe you me the Democratic Party is dying. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well on this point! A walkout may upset Independents, but so what? They’ll get over it and move on. RepubliKKKlans will, of course, raise hell about Democrats disrespecting Dictator Don. And to that I say: Good! That is the whole point, and who the f*** cares what RepubliKKKlans think? Offending RepubliKKKlan snowflakes is the last thing about which dumbass Democrats should care.

But whatever! This walkout is nothing but a fever dream, and I can never expect dumbass Democrats to grow a spine. I’m sick of dumbass Democrats playing nice. I’m sick of them blithely continuing with tradition for the sake of tradition. They’re going to tradition us right into an autocracy! It is sickening to watch them uphold the facade of decorum while RepubliKKKlans destroy America! But I should have expected nothing less! We know dumbass Democrats are incapable of fighting. They are the weak, timid party. They are a party afraid of their own shadow, and they will not save America! Mark my words, f***tards! Mark them well! Welcome to stupid America!