Welcome to Stupid America!

So, the White House confirmed this afternoon that tariffs on the U.S.’s largest trading partners would begin tomorrow; and how does the stock market react to this — yet one more — reiteration that Dictator Don is not backing down from trying to tank the entire U.S. economy? With utter insouciance. Un-f***ing-believable. No wonder this guy got re-elected; you simply cannot convince morons of America just how seriously dangerous The Don! is to this country, no matter what he says or does, no matter what Americans have witnessed and experienced in the first two weeks of his second term. And if the U.S. stock market — the grandest of all market efficiency theory oracles — can’t seem to see Dictator Don for what he truly is, then America is lost. (Shocking!)

Slowly but surely and one by one, he has been dutifully fulfilling his campaign promises, and one of them was to slap the hell out of Canada and Mexico (and China to a lesser extent — go figure) with massive tariffs if they failed to fall in line behind Dear Leader. Well, they are defying him, and the stock market is inexplicably unconcerned by this. Oh, how the “titans” and “gurus” of Wall Street will be mightily embarrassed for daring to believe Dictator Don really has any concern or forethought when it comes to protecting America’s economy or the average consumer. He does not. I’m not sure at what point “experts” of the market will ever be convinced that all The Don! wants to do is wreck things and steal money — American’s money. Oh, well. This is what morons of America voted for, and they are going to get it in spades. Welcome to trump stupid America!

According to the BBC, “[Trump] then speculated, without giving evidence, that lowered standards of hiring for air traffic controllers in the Federal Aviation Administration during the Joe Biden and Barack Obama presidencies may have been a factor in the disaster. His team has made undoing such programmes a core part of their first days in office, saying they have divided Americans and weakened the country. And less than 24 hours after the first major US air disaster in more than a decade, Trump – along with his secretaries of transportation and defence, and his vice-president – took turns hammering their point, even as they provided no evidence that federal hiring practices had any connection to this particular crash. Asked by a reporter how he could blame diversity programmes for the crash when the investigation had only just begun, the president responded: ‘Because I have common sense.’”

Right on cue and in a move that surprised absolutely no one, except dumbass Democrats, Dictator Don blamed the plane crash — on his watch, he owns it — on DEI (read: minorities), especially the gays, reserving his harshest attack for Secretary Pete Buttigieg. Welcome to stupid f***ing America! This is where we’re at now in only 10 days: Full-on blame of everyone else, in particular, the gays, for all the problems in Dictator Don’s America. It’s the gay’s fault, naturally! This is just one step away from laying blame on marriage equality for hurricanes and earthquakes.

Ironically, Dictator Don claims he uses “common sense” to determine who is to blame for the tragedy, yet it escapes him that this is the first commercial plane crash since 2009. There was no crash under Biden’s or Buttigieg’s watch. Nope! It was during The Don’s! administration. Sorry, but those are just the facts. Just as RepubliKKKlans were keen to blame everything on Biden the second he started his presidency on 20 January 2021 at 12:00:01 P.M., I’m more than delighted to do the same 10 days into Dictator Don’s term. This crash occurred under the leadership of his appointed Secretary of Transportation and FAA administrator — oops, that’s right, the previous administrator was forced out as Dictator Don took office at the behest of Musk. So, at the time of the crash, the FAA was effectively leaderless, thanks to The Don! Now, is there a direct link between a leaderless FAA and a military (also led by the Secretary of Defense picked by Dictator Don) helicopter that runs into a commercial jet? Perhaps not, perhaps so. But without a doubt, the FAA was not firing on all cylinders. Dictator Don could have asked the previous FAA administrator to stay on to preserve continuity until he could get his guy in place, but that was not done. The Don! decided, rather, to start decapitating department heads immediately. But what you f***tards haven’t fathomed yet is that The Don! is only going to degrade federal administrative functions further — you know, the “deep state.” But just you wait, you f***ing morons of the highest f***ing order. As I’ve stated repeatedly, American f***tards are going to find out real quick just how important a well-functioning federal government is to every aspect of your life — directly and indirectly. I warned that a second Dictator Don term would kill Americans, and here we have it, his first 67 deaths. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! People get the government they deserve and desire. Make America Great Again! — now with 100 percent more plane crashes. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

According to The Hill, “President Trump signed a memo on Wednesday to prepare a massive facility at Guantánamo Bay to be used to house deported migrants. The memo will direct the Department of Defense and Department of Homeland Security to prepare a 30,000-person migrant facility at Guantánamo Bay, a facility in Cuba that has been used to house military prisoners, including several involved in the 9/11 attacks.” And so it begins! This is the American version of the first Nazi concentration camp at Dachau. This is how it all starts, f***tards. Good luck! You did this to yourself. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Hill, “Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) said President Trump’s first week in office was filled with ‘crickets’ from Democrats who he claims did very little to oppose new executive actions. ‘I’ll be honest, this week there was more to destroy the rule of law than in trumps first term,’ Kinzinger wrote in a Tuesday statement on the social media platform X. ‘And I have no idea what the Democrats are doing to fight back. Or even saying,’ he continued. ‘Crickets.’”

This happens every f***ing time! Every! Time! A RepubliKKKlan can see what dumbass Democrats either can’t see or refuse to see. Every time dumabss Democrats fail to grasp the obvious political advantage or gift; they’d rather cower in the corner, afraid to f***ing act or, God forbid, offend the opposition party and its constituents! It’s always a RepubliKKKlan that has to call out dumbass Democrats for their weakness. And miraculously, dumbass Democrats always miss the message, the moment, the opportunity. We are so f***ing screwed. There is simply no possible way on God’s green Earth that the Democratic Party can ever re-imagine itself to become the political fighting machine America’s democracy requires. Welcome to trump stupid America!

According to The Hill, “House Democratic leaders have arranged an “emergency” meeting of the full caucus on Wednesday in response to President Trump’s decision to freeze a large chunk of federal spending.” Ugh! Dumbass Democrats meet to do what exactly? Synchronize their whining? Compile a list of 100 different messaging talking points to confuse their base even more about dumbass Democrats’ political priorities and focus? Hold a workshop on how to complicate what should be simple, pithy messages with erudite, lengthy explanations? How about a writing workshop on how to craft the perfectly pusillanimous “strongly worded” letter to Dictator Don? Hold a seminar on how to be a more feckless political fighter? Present the weakest lawmaker of the week award? Sensitivity training so as not to upset Dictator Don, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, et al.? How dumbass Democrats can avoid letting their base influence their inability to fight? I’m sure idiot Schumer will hold a lecture on 50 ways to use the word “shame” and its derivatives to limply “attack” RepubliKKKlans. I could go on with more examples, but I think the point has been made: Democrats are meeting to essentially accomplish nothing. Nothing will change with this sh*t-for-brains political party. I promise! They will always be the incompetent, weak party that can’t win elections. If they could put together a long-term strategy to win against a convicted felon who orchestrated an insurrection against the federal government, then they would have done so last November. As I’ve said in previous posts, if Democrats lost the presidential election, then it would be that party that needed to be torn down and rebuilt. We’re not yet at the point where Democrats understand this; they’re still trying to convey some sense of cohesion and fight, but it will never come.

I will give you a case in point. Michigan Senator Gary Peters says he will not run for re-election in 2026. So, this guy has zero f***s to give, but what does he do as he has one foot out the door? He votes to confirm DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. WTF?!?! This is classic dumbass Democrat weakness. They can’t muster the courage to oppose The Don! whenever possible, even when he or she has no intention of remaining in the Senate. So, yeah, I have no confidence that anything this party does will be effective. We’re f***ed. Unless and until the Democratic Party of dumbasses recreates itself, then RepubliKKKlans will reign supreme. An emergency meeting is not going to fix anything. It’s a Band-Aid on an amputated arm. Welcome to stupid America! Our nation is that chicken running around with its head cut off!

According to Reuters, “Chinese startup DeepSeek’s cheaper AI is sharpening investor scrutiny of the billions U.S. tech giants are pouring to develop the technology and analysts say it will dominate this week’s much-awaited results from industry bellwethers. DeepSeek has claimed it took just two months and cost under $6 million to build an AI model using Nvidia’s less-advanced H800 chips. An app powered by the V3 model became the top iPhone download in the U.S. on Monday.”

Watching the stock market react to certain events is amusing, especially when the market is in full-on schizophrenia mode. It’s almost laughable at this point that such “brilliant” “experts” on Wall Street are so easily duped by China. The selloff in the stock market is because investors are spooked by the nascent popularity of DeepSeek in the Apple Store, its alleged “$6 million” cost, and its creation in just “two months,” if this Chinese startup is to be believed because, of course, China never lies or makes ridiculous claims. Have the morons on Wall Street forgotten this is China we’re talking about? Yeah, I guess if I stole someone else’s technology and intellectual property, I could copy an AI platform for a fraction of the expense and time. This is clearly what happened. Just like everything else China does, they steal Western technology, wrap it up in a bow, and present it to the rest of the world as something new and exciting. They’ve been doing this for years. And what’s more pathetic is the world lets them. Moreover, the West rewards China for stealing its technology, firm secrets, and, worse, state secrets by giving it more business. The average American moron, in particular, is most culpable. Look to TikTok as an example. People downloading this DeepSeek app are just asking to have all their information vacuumed up and reported back directly to the CCP. What a joke! Americans are willing to hand over their personal information and everything else about their lives to China without thinking twice because it is cheap! and unique! and exhilarating! And Wall Street has a freakout! God! F*** me! Only in trump stupid America!

According to Politico, “One week in, the Trump administration is broadening its assault on the functions of government and shifting control of the federal purse strings further away from members of Congress. President Donald Trump’s budget office Monday ordered a total freeze on ‘all federal financial assistance’ that could be targeted under his previous executive orders pausing funding for a wide range of priorities — from domestic infrastructure and energy projects to diversity-related programs and foreign aid. … The new order could affect billions of dollars in grants to state and local governments while causing disruptions to programs that benefit many households. There was also widespread confusion over how the memo would be implemented and whether it would face legal challenges. … The brief memo also does not detail all payments that will be halted. However, it broadly orders federal agencies to ‘temporarily’ stop sending federal financial assistance that could be affected by Trump’s executive actions.” And directly from the memo, “In Fiscal Year 2024, of the nearly $10 trillion that the Federal Government spent, more than $3 trillion was Federal financial assistance, such as grants and loans.”

Let’s be clear, f***tards, this order is a sledgehammer being used to cut costs when a scalpel should be used if you don’t want to — oh, let’s say — wreck the f***ing economy! And as is consistent with a sledgehammer, it does a lot of damage quickly that can’t be fixed easily. Do not believe this “temporary” claim! It’s B.S. Most of these funds will be turned off permanently or redirected to red states, leaving blue states poorer and suffering. It is no coincidence that the memo calls out $3 trillion in federal spending. If they target trillions of dollars in cut funding — even for 90 days — it will put America into a recession. Full stop, f***tards! Once these financial spigots are turned off, it’s not easy to simply restart the flow of funds again. It’s always easier to stop a thing than start a thing. But whatever! This is what people voted for, and no one f***ing cares.

In fact, most idiots in this country actually welcome this disruption, for the average American is a pathetic, bored person whose life has turned out to be a bitter disappointment. Thus, they felt the need to elect the entertainer-in-chief to amuse them while he turns the collective ire of American racists toward immigrants — for now, that is — to assuage their own empty lives. Well, soon enough, those empty American lives will be saddled with an economy in decline. Oh, well. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well. Welcome to stupid America. Dumb but entertained! Of course! I expected nothing less.

Need I say more? I needn’t, but I will. I guess Petro has no cojones after all. So now I must take back everything I said about the Colombian President. As it turns out, he’s like all the rest. While trade wars may not have started in earnest yet, what is evident is that the cycle of capitulating to Dictator Don on the global stage has begun — Lord knows it started at home with dumbass Democrats who’ve simply given up the ship without even trying to fight. It’s just so pathetic that everyone falls in line immediately; they all cower; they all genuflect without thinking twice.

This latest international episode with The Don! acting like a bull in a china shop revealed a second-order consequence: China is ready to step into the power vacuum that Dictator Don leaves in the wake of his disastrous policies and mercurial nature. While he threatened allies with tariffs and other sanctions, China made it clear that they would gladly become friendlier with those spurned countries or at least better trading partners. Of course, leave it to Dictator Don — the dumbest president we’ve ever had, now twice! — to force friendly countries into the welcoming bosom of China. I thought China was supposed to be our adversary, but The Don! is just giving other countries daily reasons to work with China more so than with the U.S. We’ve now become an unpredictable country that no one can rely on, let alone figure out. What a joke! How the f*** is it that voters keep electing this guy to do the opposite of what most Americans want? Whatever! The end of our democracy continues apace. Welcome to stupid America!

From NBC News, “In response to Trump’s retaliatory measures following Colombia’s decision to turn around deportation flights, Petro has announced a 25% tariff on all imports from the United States. Petro said the government will also help direct Colombian exports to the rest of the world other than the United States. ‘American products whose price will rise within the national economy must be replaced by national products, and the government will help in this regard,’ Petro said on X.” Wow. I must admit that I’m pleasantly surprised that Colombia retaliated so quickly, if at all! I had just posted that I did not think nations would have the cajones to stand up to Dictator Don! Well, I guess at least one national leader does. Good on Petro! He’s not afraid to give as good as he gets! Bravo! Apparently, the Colombian President has one more brass ball than dumbass Democrats and two more than RepubliKKKlans! (We’ll see if other countries are similarly courageous. I won’t hold my breath, but at least the seal has been broken.)

So! The trade wars have officially begun, assuming all these actions hold on both sides! Fan-f***ing-tastic! I have no doubt this is precisely the chaos-free second term RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks envisioned. Imagine that! Re-elect The Don! and right on cue and as promised, a trade war ensues, which, naturally, will bring down prices. God! Kill me now with the stupidity that is the American electorate. The finding out phase after the f***ing around phase has just started. Welcome to stupid America.

According to the BBC, “US President Donald Trump has said he will impose 25% tariffs and sanctions on Colombia after its president barred two US military planes carrying deported migrants from landing in the country. Trump said the emergency tariffs ‘on all goods’ coming into the US from Colombia would be put in place ‘immediately[,]’ and in one week the 25% tariffs would be raised to 50%. Colombian President Gustavo Petro earlier on Sunday said he had denied entry on Colombian soil of US military planes carrying deported migrants. … In response, Trump announced ‘urgent and decisive retaliatory measures’ in a post on TruthSocial. He said the US will impose a travel ban and ‘immediate visa revocations’ on Colombian government officials, as well as its allies and supporters. Trump also said there would be visa sanctions on supporters of the Colombian government, and enhanced customs and border protection inspections ‘of all Colombian nationals and cargo on national security grounds[.]’”

This is what a dictator on day one looks like: If countries refuse to do the bidding of Dictator Don, then expect immediate tariffs and sanctions. Is this supposed to be him negotiating? By unilaterally ordering punitive actions on a whim when Dear Leader is displeased by what a sovereign nation refused to do? I guess the question becomes how high these foreign leaders will jump to please The Don! Will they roll over to avoid tariffs and sanctions, thereby condoning his strongman tactics and lending legitimacy to his presidency, or will they stand up for their country’s sovereignty by rebuking Dictator Don’s attempts to dump randos into their country? I have little faith anyone or any nation can stand up to The Don! He’s sucking all the resistance energy out of feckless democratic countries that just can’t be bothered with protecting human freedoms and the world order that has kept civilization out of World War III for the last 80 years. We’ll see if countries have the least bit of interest in pushing back forcefully. I hear words, lots of words, but not much fight or action. To capitulate is to feed the beast. Oh well, f***tards! Dictator Don is on a rampage, and no one seems to f***ing care.

If there was any doubt that he would impose 25 percent tariffs on all goods coming from Canada and Mexico on 1 February, then just look to Colombia! And while I’m on the subject, does the adjective “Colombian” ring a bell to any of you cost-conscious f***tard MAGA morons out there? Anyone? Anyone at all? Has any moron in the audience put two and two together yet? Bueller? Bueller? Does “Colombian coffee” sound familiar? For all you coffee fiends, of which I am one, out there, especially you sh*t-for-brains RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks who worship the Dear Leader and couldn’t stop b*tching about inflation, a 25 percent tariff going up to 50 percent will make your daily cup of joe very, very expensive. And that pertains to all coffee, not just coffee coming from Colombia. This is the finer point of economics that f***tards of America always fail to understand. Restricting supply from one source inherently drives up demand from other sources, hence leading to higher prices everywhere for like products and their substitutes. Oh, but you can’t explain Econ 101 to the average America idiot. They still think the exporting country pays for the tariffs, which, to be clear, they don’t; the business importing the product pays the tax, and that tax is usually passed on to the consumer in whole or in part. But whatever! You f***ing morons are lost when it comes to reality. Is this the chaos-free presidency you, morons, were expecting? Is this the wrecking ball you were hoping The Don! would take to the World and ’Merca!? You voting fools did this, and you deserve all the consequences for putting the Idiot-in-Chief back into the White House! Welcome to trump stupid America. A nation too stupid to endure! I can’t with the stupid anymore!