From Bloomberg, “American farmers, already set to leave a record number of acres without corn, now face the prospect of also failing to plant soybeans because of rampant rainfall.” This is what happens when a trump stupid America denies the science behind climate change. Just as scientists predicted, climate change would lead to more serve weather events that could disrupt such critical societal necessities as the food chain, namely the ability for countries to grow food! Moreover, such events would compromise the holy grail of RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron issues: national security. Read from the EPA: “More extreme temperature and precipitation can prevent crops from growing. Extreme events, especially floods and droughts, can harm crops and reduce yields.” Yet, none of this matters in a country so bereft of intelligence that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons would rather focus on the “dangers” of brown and gay people than addressing the crucial devastating impact of global warming. Welcome to stupid America where science is wrong, and religion is right. F*** me! I can’t anymore. I just can’t take this f***ing trump stupid country anymore!
Trump Stupid: A New Dictionary Entry
trump stupid adjective
\ˈtrəmp ˈstü-pəd \
Definition of trump stupid
1 : an expression of stupidity not conveyed by any other word or expression in the English language
2 : the highest level of stupidity conceivable
3 : a degree of stupidity that surpasses idiot, moron, and retard; abject stupidity
4 : a degree of stupidity often reserved to describe Republicans and Trump supporters
Example usage of trump stupid in a sentence: A person who shoots himself in the genitals while holding a gun in the waistband of his pants is trump stupid.
Other expression examples:
RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are trump stupid!
That was trump stupid!
How can someone be so trump stupid?
Are you trump stupid or what?
All RepubliKKKlans are Vile People
All RepubliKKKlans are vile people as they constantly seek to corrupt government and work against the best interests of the public. Two cases in point. First, from Axios, “Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.) blocked an effort by Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) to pass a bill via unanimous consent requiring campaigns to report any offers of foreign assistance to the FBI.” Second, from NBC News, “The Senate majority leader has not allowed a vote on any of the bipartisan measures to strengthen election systems and make it harder for hostile powers to manipulate social media.” So, none of this matters because this trump stupid country just doesn’t care. The RepubliKKKlan party is the party of obstruction and time after time idiots in the country re-elect them to power. Welcome to stupid America — too stupid for words!
We’re Going to War, Morons
From Reuters, “‘It is the assessment of the United States government that the Islamic Republic of Iran is responsible for the attacks that occurred in the Gulf of Oman,’ U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told reporters.” So, a mere few hours after the attack the U.S. has completed a thorough investigation of the intelligence to categorically blame Iran. This is the beginning of the same drumbeat to war that RepubliKKKlans used against Iraq. Hyberbolic escalation of a “threat” from a country of brown people (Muslims). How many f***ing times must I say it: RepubliKKKlans always take this country to useless unwinnable wars and the morons in this country reward them with re-election. This country is beyond stupid. I’m still waiting for the English language to invent a word that adequately conveys the level of stupidity of the average American voter. Perhaps “trump stupid” works. For example, a man hiding drugs up his ass and carrying a loaded gun in his front pocket shoots himself in the testicles. (Yeah, it happened!) Then we could say that man was being “trump stupid.” Welcome to stupid America!
See You Next Tuesday Sanders
From CNN, “White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will leave her position at the end of the month, capping a tumultuous tenure as the President’s chief spokeswoman in which she largely redefined the role.” So the see you next Tuesday lying Evenalegical nutjob MAGA moron Sanders who looks like she was repeatedly dropped on her head as a baby is going to leave the administration — as if anybody would ever notice. She represented the worst face of the administration (pun fully intended) because all she did was lie to the American people. We paid for her to lie to us. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Good riddance. If this was a Democratic administration then RepubliKKKlans and the rest of the country would be up in arms about the lack of transparency and corruption of the administration, but with MAGA moron traitor trump in office then no one cares. It’s the economy, stupid! Welcome to stupid America! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It Doesn’t Matter Anymore
The AP reports, “President Donald Trump says that if a foreign power offered dirt on his 2020 opponent, he’d be open to accepting it and that he’d have no obligation to call in the FBI.” Honestly, none of this Scheiße matters anymore. MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans simply do not care how corrupt traitor trump is or what he does because in the land of the stupid he is doing everything right; he can do no wrong. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than yesterday!
‘Code Red’ Stupidity
From CNN, “One week ago Joe Crain, the morning meteorologist at WICS in Springfield, Illinois, called out station management for mandating over-the-top ‘Code Red’ weather alerts.” Everything in this country is a f***ing G.D. marketing emergency! “Code Red!!!” Warning! Warning! Warning! Bad weather is coming! Stay tuned. Don’t leave your T.V. set for a DEFCON 1 weather report to follow right after this commercial break. These people must think their viewers are that f***ing stupid, but then again, the local channel is in central Illinois, which may as well be the deep South. So, maybe they are that f***ing stupid. Sensationalist weather reporting! Yup! Welcome to stupid America, where everything must be an emergency! Brown people are coming! Black people are voting! Gay people want equal rights! Christians are being crucified in the streets! I just can’t anymore!
Dumbass Democrats at Their Best
The Daily Beast reports, “It was supposed to be a made-for-TV moment for House Democrats: former Richard Nixon counsel and Watergate icon John Dean testifying before lawmakers in the Judiciary Committee’s first hearing solely devoted to the substance of Robert Mueller’s findings on whether President Trump obstructed the Russia investigation.” These Democrats are f***ing G.D. morons. Seriously! What were they hoping to achieve? Did they seriously think that Americans would stop to tune in to a person describing the 46-year-old circumstances surrounding Nixon’s impeachment? Moreover, dumbass Democrats agreed to have some idiot lawyer from the Heritage Foundation as a RepubliKKKlan lackey. WTF? Once again this is dumbass Democrats bending over backward to play fair and come off “fair and balanced.” The only thing they accomplished was to muddle and confuse the entire narrative of the hearing. While the witnesses for the Democrats were saying one thing, the RepubliKKKlan witness was saying the exact opposite. What is the net effect? Confusion and ultimately indifference. Democrats are really weak and stupid people. They kind of deserve to be in the minority because they will never learn how to play to win.
I Expected Nothing Less
From an article in The Daily Beast, “One month after Joe Biden announced his run for president, several Fox News stars have already begun quietly pushing rumors that the 76-year-old ex-veep is in poor health.” And it will work because this is stupid America, just like it worked to convince people of the most watched cable “news” network in America (un-f***ing-believable) that Hillary was too unhealthy to be president while traitor trump is clearly obese and has doctors lie about his health. Yet Democrats are always more unfit for the office of the president according to RepubliKKKlans. Sadly, we can never escape the collective stupidity of America. Fox News is by far the most watched cable network which is in and of itself a prime indicator of America’s stupidity! Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are everywhere.
Lesser of Two Evils
From Politico: “But if Democrats fail to counter those efforts with their own — by energizing younger Latinos and reaching members of the community who feel estranged by the president — those voters may simply sit out the election.” The level of stupidity is incomprehensible. If people don’t vote Democratic then they are essentially electing RepubliKKKlans by default, but I guess idiots of America are too upset that their every f***ing desire is not being addressed. Hello f***ing G.D. idiots of America! Can we just f***ing focus on consistently electing Democrats to win for the love of f***ing God! Un-f***ing-believable. This is going to be 2016 all over again where the black no-voter got traitor trump elected! Seriously! What the f*** is so f***ing difficult with this calculation? MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans hate minorities and want to suppress minorities’ rights. How is not voting against RepubliKKKlans in any way an option? Ugh! Whatever! Welcome to stupid America! All stupid all the time!