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Conspiracies for Morons

A Country of F***tards

According to CNN, “Tweeting about a conspiracy theory may have changed the conversation, but at what cost to Trump? There’s danger in applying strategy to Trump’s whims on Twitter. Far from paying a price for pushing such distortions and lies, however, he has been rewarded with the White House.” Yup, traitor trump won, in part, because this country is so f***ing stupid it just ignored all the absolute bat-Scheiße craziness spewed from his mouth and thumbs. Welcome to trump stupid America. Every day is more proof that the country is full of m*****f***ing G.D. idiots! The country is lost. It was lost the night traitor trump was elected. F***ing morons!

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Don’t Arrest, Eliminate

A CNN headline reads, “A Las Vegas security guard plotted attacks on a synagogue and an LGBTQ bar, the FBI says.” F*** arresting these people. In 10 years when he gets out of prison, he’ll just be more educated in crime, more indoctrinated in hate, and even more dangerous. These people should be eliminated in the most permanent way possible before trial! The left needs its own protection wing. Antifa is not the solution; they are anarchists that happen to coincide more ideologically with the left than the right. No, the left needs its own Sturmabteilung.

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Conspiracies for Morons

I Can’t!

A headline from Politico reads, “Epstein death brings birth of mainstream conspiracy theories.” Yup, this is where stupid America is! Everything is a f***ing conspiracy and the American people believe it because this is the land of f***ing morons! Just so much f***ing stupidity! This is exactly what happened: he never had a chance to survive. He knew that. He was never going to be free again. Prisons have their own code of vigilante justice, and the first ones to get offed are child rapists and abusers. In any case, he was a dead man walking. If there is any suspicion it would be the prison guards that allowed him to take the opportunity to kill himself, which I promise they were completely indifferent if he had taken that opportunity or not. No conspiracy here f***tards, just wishful thinking all around! One should gravitate toward Occam’s Razor as a means of hypothesizing, not conspiracy theories. Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s still dumb!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans Social Darwinism

Traitor [T]rump Supporter Is Killed in El Paso: Good

From NPR: “Tito Anchondo says his family has always been Republican conservatives. ‘My brother was very supportive of Trump,’ he said, adding that he would like to sit down with the president and tell him about their pain [Traitor trump doesn’t care, f***tard]. ‘I want to see his reaction in person [His reaction is to boast about crowd size, moron],’ he said. ‘I want to see if he’s genuine [He’s not] and see if my political views are right or wrong [They’re wrong, idiot]. And see if he feels maybe some kind of remorse for statements that he’s made [I’m speechless by this expectation]. I just want to have a human-to-human talk with him and see how he feels [He doesn’t fell — un-f***ing-believable].’” If it’s true then I love it! (It’s true.) This is definitely a social Darwinism post, in part, because an idiot RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron got exactly what he deserved! Sorry, but it is precisely how I feel. I just love these f***tard conservative Mexicans who have listened to traitor trump for the past three years and conclude “‘yes, maybe [emphasis added] he [traitor trump] said things in bad taste. But I think people are misconstruing President Trump’s ideas.’” Un-f***ing-believable! So, when traitor trump stands in front of thousands and thousands of supporters repeating the claim that Mexicans are invaders, rapists, and murders then said Mexican traitor trump supporters must think to themselves he’s not talking about me. (News flash idiot! He’s talking about all Mexicans.) Oh, I can’t wait for the uncle to explain to his nephew that his father (and mother) died protecting his life against a person who was acting out the racist, white nationalist passions of a president that the father actually supported. Yup, this is what a trump stupid country looks like. Stupidity knows no race. Yeah, conservative Mexicans should be deported and prevented from crossing the board. We don’t need their (conservative) kind in this country. See, two can play at this game.

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Politics

Whaaaaa?

A headline from RawStory reads: “Maybe a sleazy real-estate-developer-turned-reality-TV-star isn’t qualified to manage a super power.” As always when I quote RawStory, I must stipulate that the site is not true journalism (so I did not read the article), but they do have some of the best headlines. I thought this one was especially germane because it is the single most important question that everyone should have asked themselves before voting. While any person with at least two brain cells to rub together to generate a spark of thought should have easily concluded: hell f***ing no! Instead, we have a m*****f***ing stupid country that said: sure. Un-f***ing-believable. Welcome to trump stupid America! Dumb as f*** and getting dumber!

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This Should Not Be News, But Since It Is

From Axios, “Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide.” Tear. Not! I’m sorry, but people should be cheering when vile people are removed from this Earth, especially when it saves wasting taxpayer’s money in prosecuting them. Sorry, but not all life is precious, least of all the vile mouth-breathers of humanity. Good riddance! Now, if only others could follow suit!

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Dumbass Democrats MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Here We Go: Get Ready to Lose

According to The Hill, “President Trump on Friday mocked former Vice President Joe Biden after the Democratic presidential candidate committed a gaffe by telling supporters that ‘poor kids’ are ‘just as talented as white kids’ before correcting himself to say ‘wealthy kids.’ … ‘Joe is not playing with a full deck. He made that comment, I said “woah,”’ Trump told reporters as he left the White House for a fundraiser in the Hamptons.” So, here we go with the media helping traitor trump put the nail into the coffin of Biden’s presidential bid. Clearly, the MSM simply ignores the daily gaffe machine of traitor trump because they are morons, while one gaffe from Biden — which admittedly is not uncommon for him — becomes headline news (literally). Moreover, to be fair Biden realized that he misspoke at the moment and tried to correct his train of thought by elaborating on the comment. Yet, traitor trump understands how to land a precise and pithy punch, against which dumbass Democrats are feckless to respond. I’m sorry, but saying Biden is not playing with a full deck seemingly rings true enough with morons to help traitor trump win re-election, despite his own repeated slurring during speeches, stumbling over words and blatant stupid-speak. But this is trump stupid America, so all those traitor trump gaffes speak directly to enough RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons to ensure his next win, while Biden is simply seen as being weak and too old. F*** me! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t! Welcome to stupid America!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans Social Darwinism

We Need More Social Darwinism Justice

From NBC, “The 20-year-old man who sparked an active-shooter panic at a Missouri Walmart when he walked into the store in a ballistic vest and carrying an AR-style rifle told police he wanted to see whether the retailer ‘honored the 2nd Amendment,’ police said in court documents.” Only in the dumbest country on the planet do morons walk around thinking they need to test if businesses and citizens “honor” the Second Amendment. God-f***ing-d*mnit. Seriously! M*****f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains f**tarded idiots! I just f***ing can’t take the level of stupidity America has devolved into as we just seem to blithely accept one domestic terrorist attack after another as simply part of the “price of freedom” B.S. excuse. What they need to do with this f***tarded a**hole is drop him off on a deserted island with a handgun, and then he can decide just how quickly he wants to use it! F*** him! Fuck his Second Amendment rights! F*** every moronic nutjob who thinks the Second Amendment means impunity to do anything, everywhere. F*** RepubliKKKlans! F*** MAGA morons! F*** the NRA! As far as I am concerned we should deport all of them to an island with their guns and let them work it out. We don’t want them here! Welcome to trump stupid America. It gets dumber by the day! Wake up America! So much stupidity! Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people.

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It’s a Lie

From CNBC, “Christopher Gribbs, a soybean farmer from Ohio whose family owns and operates 560 acres of land, told CNBC on Thursday that he won’t be voting for President Donald Trump again in the upcoming 2020 election.” He’s lying. I don’t give one G.D. f*** what he says; he’s lying. I have zero confidence that the stupidity that led any farmer to vote for traitor trump in the first place has somehow subsided or diminished. These f***tards are just as moronic today than they were in 2016. Welcome to trump stupid America! Nothing’s changed.

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International Indigestion MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Idiot-in-Chief Failed Diplomacy

Politico reports, “His trade war with China keeps escalating, with mounting costs to the U.S. economy. Diplomatic overtures to Iran and North Korea have so far failed to yield the president’s desired outcome. Jared Kushner’s Middle East peace plan, two years in the making, is nowhere to be seen. And America’s retreat from Syria, where the president once boasted he had defeated ISIS, has allowed the terrorist group to regenerate, according to a brand-new Pentagon inspector general’s report.” Imagine that! A f***ing G.D. moron who knows nothing can’t make anything work. This supposed master dealmaker has delivered nothing. Naturally, RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons don’t see this because, hey, this is trump stupid America! According to those f***tards, the only-I-can-fix-it idiot is actually fixing everything! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t take the stupidity in this country anymore. Of course, things are worse because traitor trump is just so f***ing G.D. stupid, but he’s still slightly smarter than his RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron supporters, which means they really do see him as some kind of f***ing genius. Welcome to stupid America!