The Mueller report is even worse than I thought, and now traitor trump knows he can get away with anything illegal — risk-free. Welcome to stupid f***ing America. The country is lost because the president is above the law! I can’t wait for the collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
The Buttigieg Briar Patch
Axios reports, “As Buttigieg talked about marriage equality, the protester stood up and shouted: ‘You betray your baptism!’ before being removed from the town hall.” This is why I hate that Buttigieg keeps discussing his religion. Sorry, but this is a no-win situation for him. While he keeps proselytizing about creating a religious left movement, I think he is forgetting that religion is by its very nature conservative. Religion is and always has been about separating the believers from the non-believers; that is to say, “us” versus “them.” Trust me when I say when it comes to this group of “them” it is still very much that most religious people are against the LGBT community. At worst, they want to convert or burn them, and at best they are merely tolerated — but full equality is inconceivable. I wish he would stop trying to reconcile his Christianity with his sexuality. He is simply opening himself up to needless criticism in a political party where people would rather identify with no religion or keep religion out of the political sphere, as implausible as that may be. I don’t want a religious left any more than I want a religious right. We don’t need a more brainwashed society! We have enough morons as it is. Welcome to stupid America where too many people are still too religious!
Social Darwinism
Naturally, “A man who accidentally shot himself while changing his daughter’s diaper in a vehicle in Vestavia Hills, Alabama, has died, police said.” According to a CNN report. Because every dumb southerner needs to keep a loaded gun in a diaper bag — the brown people are coming. Wall! Welcome to stupid America; sometimes nature takes care of things!
There is No Plan, Morons
Axios reports, “In a closed-door meeting with members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee last month, King Abdullah II of Jordan said the White House had given him zero visibility into the most fraught part of their peace plan: how it proposes to divide Israeli and Palestinian territory.” Unbelievable. Hello! There is no peace plan; they’ve been punting on this thing for two years. As usual, they are all talk without substance. In two weeks. Blah, blah, blah.
Axios provides more insight into the morons of America. For example, “All but two of the participants said their 2016 vote was a vote against the other candidate, not for the person they supported. ‘I wanted something new and different to shake it up in a more positive way,’ said Brenda R.” Oh, I’m sorry! What part of traitor trump calling every one of his presidential opponents names, slandering a war hero (McCain), calling Mexicans rapists, and so forth appeared to be positive? Seriously! How the f*** does someone look at traitor trump and discern that he will be a positive, inspirational leader? F*** me! Stupid f***ing morons! Then there are these f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains protest voters who just want to vote against someone. What the f*** has ever been accomplished by merely voting against someone? Nothing. So, we get idiot boy traitor trump by default because they just didn’t want Clinton. Hello, f***ing morons. If you’re going to vote RepubliKKKlan as a protest vote then just stay the f*** home! Seriously! Don’t vote!
But wait! There is more stupidity: “Frederick W., a 23-year-old who went for Trump in 2016, said: ‘I didn’t want [Clinton] to be president. I liked Trump more because he’s real. We knew what we were getting into when we voted for him.’” Because he’s real? Real like a reality T.V. show? Un-f***ing-believable. Moreover, I guess only a moron can look at traitor trump the liar, traitor trump the misogynist, traitor trump the bigot, traitor trump the racist and vote for him because, hey, “we knew what we were getting into.” I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore! Welcome to stupid f***ing America!
Who will stupid Americans elect in 2020? According to a CNN story, “President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign raised more than $30 million in the first fundraising quarter of 2019, the campaign confirmed Sunday to CNN. Almost 99% of donations were $200 or less, the campaign said, with an average donation of $34.26. The campaign’s director of communications, Tim Murtaugh, said the re-election effort now has $40.8 million on hand, a substantial figure. For comparison, President Barack Obama’s re-election effort had nearly 20 times less (a little under $2 million) at this point in 2011.” Look! I don’t know how many f***ing times I need to keep repeating myself, but traitor trump is the Everyman of stupid America! I wish pundits, dumbass Democrats, optimists, and other general idiots would stop believing that the majority of voters in this country are rational and deliberate. They are not. (Traitor trump won in the first place.) Most of them like the Scheiße show that is traitor trump — or even worse they just don’t care. Unless and until the world around them burns down he will be re-elected because apparently, idiots in this country have nothing better to do than to watch and condone this reality T.V. show presidency. If putting one’s money into a cause is any indication of its strength then traitor trump is going to win. Welcome to stupid America! Get used to it, morons!
According to CNN, “The Trump administration pressured the Department of Homeland Security to release immigrants detained at the southern border into so-called sanctuary cities in part to retaliate against Democrats who oppose President Donald Trump’s plans for a border wall, a source familiar with the discussions told CNN on Thursday.” Time after time, example after example, traitor trump proves to be a president exhibiting the worst qualities in a leader and human being, yet RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are completely copacetic with all of it! They don’t care, really. They love the Scheiße show. They love the fact that traitor trump trashes the dignity of the Office of the Presidency because they are just as deplorable! Hello, f***tards! How many times must I say it? Traitor trump is the mirror into which 44% of this country gazes in delightful mesmerization of its benighted reflection. I cannot say it any more plainly: this is a country of f***ing G.D. morons. Does anyone recall what grade a student “earns” by getting 56% (100%-44%) of a test correct? Anyone? Anyone at all? An F! Grading the country as a whole in a similar manner is no different. Like I have always said: 44% stupid is still stupid! Welcome to stupid America!
Yeah, We Are F***ed!
From the Web: “Trump Supporter Admits Trump Is Screwing Over America, Says She Still Supports Him.” The headline says it all, but there is a special kind of stupidity with MAGA morons. There are a couple of points to make. First, where the f*** have these idiots been in the last year and a half? They should have known their returns would have been less because part of the new tax law required less withholding, which means less year-end refunds. This is a subtle point RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are too stupid to understand, so surprise — they are surprised come tax season. Second, and more important, is that these MAGA morons still support traitor trump even as they articulate justification to distrust him. Witness this quote from a MAGA moron: “‘I believe he isn’t showing his income tax returns because he didn’t pay anything, and we are paying in money. … He’s paying nothing when he’s making billions or wherever he’s at. So maybe he doesn’t understand. I want to believe he didn’t know that was going to happen to people, that he was hurting the middle class.’” Reading this excerpt is beyond infuriating because it is completely consistent with every other interview and focus group conducted with RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons. How can people be this m*****f***ing G.D. stupid?!?! How?
So, let me see if I can understand the logic of an idiot. This person [Karen S.] continues to support traitor trump even though she basically accuses him of shifting the burden of paying taxes from the wealthy (and business) class to the middle class. But she still supports him. Oh, then there is this notion of “he doesn’t understand,” no doubt projecting her own stupidity onto traitor trump — because she doesn’t understand then maybe traitor trump doesn’t understand how he’s hurting the middle class. How rich is this? Seriously! How f***ing rich is this level of idiocracy? A wealthy lying self-serving idiot elected as president is supposed to “understand” the problems of the middle class enough to want to help them. I can’t. I just can’t anymore.
As long as voters continue to possess this kind of idiot logic then we are f***ed. As I have said before, MAGA morons believe traitor trump can do no wrong even as they plainly state that he is not making their lives any better off. This is what a stupid country looks like! Welcome to stupid America! Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people!
According to CNN, “With one word — ‘spying’ — Barr on Wednesday ingratiated himself with his new boss, gave fresh life to a conservative media narrative and obliterated any remaining chance that he can now be seen as a good faith arbiter of the Mueller report.” Right on cue, traitor trump demands an investigation into the Mueller investigation, and the AG quickly obliges using traitor trump’s own parlance. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are destroying this country, yet idiots keep voting for them. Welcome to stupid f***ing America!
Soft Closings
So, traitor trump is actually soft closing parts of the southern border, “Long delays at the U.S.-Mexico border crossing for goods destined for American plants and consumers are hitting the U.S. auto industry, and the gridlock reduced by half the number of northbound trucks that crossed the entry point last week. … ‘This is not normal. We had never seen this before in Ciudad Juarez,’ said Sotelo.” No doubt this is traitor trump throwing a punishment tantrum. He wants to close the border. Welcome to stupid America!