Missiles for Morons

From an NBC report, “North Korea is pursuing the ‘rapid rebuilding’ of the long-range rocket site at Sohae Launch Facility, according to new commercial imagery and an analysis from the researchers at Beyond Parallel.” Of course, they are because traitor trump is a f***ing moron and has no f***ing clue what he’s doing. Didn’t he claim to have solved the North Korea nuclear threat already after the first summit? Yet here we are in stupid traitor trump world where this “master” negotiator was going to leverage his homoerotic fascination with another dictator to bring about world peace. (He was “nominated” for the Nobel Peace Price mind you. LOL.) Now we discover he has really accomplished nothing–not surprising–and North Korea is gearing up for missile testing again. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons think traitor trump is a stable genius while every other world leader constantly outplays his every move because they know he’s an idiot. Ugh! F*** me!

Stroke This Poll

A quote from the 5 March Quinnipiac University National Poll states, “‘When two-thirds of voters think you have committed a crime in your past life, and almost half of voters say it’s a tossup over whether you committed a crime while in the Oval Office, confidence in your overall integrity is very shaky,’ Malloy added.” Unfortunately, this should be a true statement, but this is stupid G.D. f***ing America, and America is proud of being so f***ing stupid. The MAGA morons voted for traitor trump in spite of his obvious corruption. The only people who didn’t vote for him are those smart enough to see through his scam, while everyone else is, well, a f***ing moron. The English language has not yet invented a word that adequately describes the level of stupidity of a traitor trump supporter! (Maybe I should create one. For example, a man shoots himself in the cock and balls [it actually happened], then someone could reply in laughter with: “That is trump-stupid!” or “That is MAGA-moronic!” But I digress.) It should be a true statement, but given traitor trump’s approval rating hovering around 42%, clearly, some find him to be a criminal and yet still doing a good job. Let’s be very clear about something: a criminal before he becomes president is still a criminal and by definition will not do a good job. But here we are with traitor trump making a lot of noise and fury while accomplishing little to nothing (except rolling back all the accomplishments of Obama), and still, too many people approve of the job he is “doing.” Welcome to stupid America!

Pixie Dust

From a Daily Beast article, “The cynicism now about working with McConnell is the product of what Democrats say is years of wrongly assuming that he and his fellow Republicans could be moved by persuasion. Obama officials in particular held on to the mantra that the ‘fever’ of Republican opposition to the president would break once they recognized how politically unpalatable such a posture was.” And this is why I have no issue with calling out dumbass Democrats when they deserve it, and it’s also why I thought Obama was only a very good president, not a great one. For eight years Democrats and Obama underestimated the enemy! What part of Cock McConnell’s statement about making sure Obama is a one-term president necessarily suggested anything other than being against everything Obama stands for and wants to do. The “fever” is never going to break if it’s rooted in a profound hatred of the “black” man in the Oval Office. I got so sick of dumbass Democrats embarrassing themselves by trying to cooperate and compromise with RepubliKKKlans over legislation and especially judicial appointments, only to be outplayed at every turn. As usual, dumbass Democrats were (and still are) weak and naive! Hey, dumbass Democrats, grow a f***ing spine and learn to be politically ruthless for once. RepubliKKKlans are the enemy, not merely the opposition because I promise you RepubliKKKlans consider Democrats the enemy, without except. F*** me! Welcome to stupid America!

Dear Leader

From a Politico article, “The president almost fired his DHS chief for repeatedly saying ‘no’ to him, but their relationship has turned a corner.” Well, of course, she did. Let’s be clear about something: the people that work for traitor trump are just as vile as he is, and they all bend to his dogma. RepubliKKKlans have no principles; it’s all about pleasing the Dear Leader. Welcome to stupid America, home of conservative and MAGA moron sycophants.

Shot in the Ass

From a CNN article, “‘I grew up in an [anti-vaccination] household, my mom didn’t believe that vaccines were beneficial to the health and safety of society, and believes that they cause autism, brain damage and other complications. This has been largely debunked by the scientific community,’ Lindenberger said in a YouTube video on Saturday. … My parents think vaccines are some kind of government scheme.” Of course, there is the implicit notion that vaccines are some sort of government conspiracy. Parents like this need to be gathered up and sent to some remote island to live out their delusional lives. It’s classic conspiracies for morons, right up there with chemtrails. I’m sorry, but this country cannot afford to allow such profound stupidity to exist within our borders. You want to talk about the dangers of undocumented immigrants; we should be more concerned about deporting American morons. Sadly, conservative thought in America encourages people to be stupid–don’t listen to the government, do what you want with little regard to society, think “me, me, me” vs “we, we, we.” Welcome to stupid America, where life and death decisions are based on personal “belief” or emotion rather than long-established science because this is the land of idiots and science is too hard to understand!

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money

Per the NYT, “Intelligence officers, steeped in how Mr. Trump views the world, now work to answer his repeated question: Who is winning? What the president wants to know, according to former officials, is what country is making more money or gaining a financial advantage.” Yup, because complicated international politics can be easily reduced to winners and losers, profits and losses. Complicated concepts made simple for traitor trump and MAGA morons because thinking is hard. Just another day in Stupidville. Welcome to stupid America!

Still Stupid

According to a new NBC News/WSJ poll, “Just four in 10 voters say they would re-elect him next year; 58 percent don’t think he’s been honest and truthful regarding the Russia probe; and 60 percent disapprove of his recent national emergency declaration to build a border wall.” More proof that America is steadfastly stupid! Don’t think for a second that a 40% re-election favorability could not possibly result in the second term of traitor trump. It can. Such delusional thinking is right up there with “traitor trump will never be president.” When push comes to shove, stupid America will likely vote to keep the devil they do know versus the devil they don’t, especially if the economy remains as strong as it is currently. Welcome to stupid America–hanging on to an idiot president because it’s easier.

More Bluster from Paul

This is a quote from an article in the Bowling Green Daily News: “The Republican Party cheerleading session that is the Southern Kentucky Lincoln Day Dinner veered slightly off course Saturday with this pronouncement by U.S. Sen. Rand Paul of Bowling Green: ‘I can’t vote to give extra-Constitutional powers to the president.’” Of course, this is B.S. Do you know how many times “Paulina” has declared he will vote against RepubliKKKlans but then eventually casts his vote with them? Usually! He just wants a promise for something.

Update: Well, I guess I was wrong on this count. He has cried wolf too many times before to believe otherwise.

Dumb Southerners

Referring to traitor trump in a CNN article, “He also bashed Sessions’ decision to recuse himself from the Mueller investigation and delegate overseeing Mueller to Rosenstein, impersonating Sessions with a thick Southern accent.” This is a perfect example of MAGA morons being ridiculed by their own and loving it. I’m not sure what level of stupid must reside in the mind of a MAGA moron to be made fun of and not care. Last I checked, Southerners are still really sensitive about being mocked for their accent (their slow speaking being equated with a slow mind). Apparently, these morons like it when traitor trump insults them, as they laugh and cheer (and jeer) along. I guess Southern conservatives really are that stupid. (Hey f***tard RepubliKKKlans from the South: Your conservative brethren are laughing at you, not with you.) Welcome to stupid America!