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Yes, Idiot, You Were Fired

Axios quotes U.S. Secret Service director Randolph “Tex” Alles, “‘No doubt you have seen media reports regarding my “firing”. [sic] I assure you that this is not the case, and in fact was told weeks ago by the Administration that transitions in leadership should be expected across the Department of Homeland Security.’” Um, hello, moron. You were fired, f***tard! Un-f***ing-believable. I guess traitor trump is looking forward to installing his own Ernst Röhm. We are one step away from a resurgence of the American Bund. Welcome to stupid America where neo-nazis are the new normal.

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Re-electing the Moron

NBC reports: “CBP data shows that at the same time, the proportion of immigrants caught crossing illegally rather than through legal ports of entry has been rising. It climbed from 73 percent of border crossings between October 2017 and January to 2018 to 83 percent for the same period ending this January 31. The percentage reporting to legal ports of entry, meanwhile, dropped from 27 percent to 17 percent, even as the overall number of border crossings rose sharply, according to the data.” A Politico article headline reads: “Yes, There’s a Crisis on the Border. And It’s Trump’s Fault.” Ooooh! So, the very problem that traitor trump promised to fix is actually getting worse under his “leadership.” Let me see. Who could have possibly predicted that traitor trump is an incompetent f***tard who has no f***ing clue how to manage anything, let alone the U.S. government? Who could have possibly predicted this mess? Oh, that’s right: everybody, except all the MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans that elected him as president. Congratulations f***tards of America! This is what a stupid country looks like. I have no doubt traitor trump will turn his incompetence into the central campaign issue, stating that he needs to be re-elected because more brown people are coming to the U.S. (under his reign), and they need to be stopped. Welcome to stupid America! More stupid people than can be counted.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CNN quotes Mulvaney: “‘Keep in mind, that’s an issue that was already litigated during the election. Voters knew the President could have given over his tax returns, they knew that he didn’t and they elected him anyway. Which, of course, is what drives the Democrats crazy.’” He’s correct. What can I say? The f***ing G.D. idiots looked at all the character flaws, duplicity, and idiocracy of traitor trump and still voted for him. It takes a special kind of pure stupidity to think traitor trump is qualified to be president given the alternative (i.e., Hillary), but hey this is stupid f***ing America home of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans!

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International Indigestion Politics

Beto Is Correct

CNN reports, “Former Texas Democratic Rep. Beto O’Rourke offered sweeping criticism of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday, outright calling him ‘racist’ and an obstacle to peace.” One need only look at his “relationship” with President Obama to determine Netanyahu is a racist. F***! It is obvious to non-idiots!

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The Chaos Presidency

According to CNN, “The forced resignation of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen is not just the usual story of an administration racked by chaos and the short shelf life of almost everyone who works for an imperious and grudge-bearing President.” What else is new? A country of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans elect an idiot as President who hires all the worst people and blames others for his own failings–America in a reflection. Twenty-five percent of his cabinet is now comprised of acting secretaries. Apparently, MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans just love the daily Scheiße-show because this is what a stupid country looks like and how America should be run, one self-made crisis after another.

Moreover, another resignation letter proves that no matter how much of an a**hole the president acts toward a person they still defend him: “I hope that the next Secretary will have the support of Congress and the courts in fixing the laws which have impeded our ability to fully secure America’s borders and which have contributed to discord in our nation’s discourse.” See who she blames here? Congress and the courts, of course. They were the ones with their stupid laws that made her job impossible; it wasn’t the f***ing nut-job moronic president with mercurial demands that made the job impossible. These people are unbelievable. Only in stupid America do traitor trump administration officials thank their boss for the abuse while being fired. See you next Tuesday, Nielsen! Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics

Of Course, They Do

A CNN headline reads: “The majority of Americans tend to agree with Democrats on top issues, polling shows.” Yet what do we have in the White House? Why don’t the f***ing idiots in this country realize it is the tyranny of the minority over the majority? They need to vote! Oh, yeah, that’s right. This is stupid America!

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Nature Fights Back

Good for Mother Nature! Darwinism at its best: “Only a skull and a pair of trousers remained after a suspected rhino poacher was killed by an elephant, then eaten by lions in Kruger National Park, South African National Parks said.”

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A Special Kind of Stupid

I see traitor trump was doing his shtick again, and the MAGA morons were eating it up because this is stupid America after all. Moreover, it takes a special kind of stupid for conservative Jews to align with the RepuliKKKlan party. I repeat the RepuliKKKlan party, with an emphasis on KKKlan. This is the president that declares some neo-nazis are “good” people. Welcome to stupid America!

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The Epitome of Stupid: Everyman America

Chris Cillizza from CNN could not have summed up traitor trump more perfectly, “This past 10 days should serve as conclusive evidence of one thing: Donald Trump isn’t playing three-dimensional chess with his presidency. He doesn’t have some sort of grand blueprint against which he has been and continues to execute. There is no method to this madness, he is making it up as he goes along. … If this doesn’t make sense to you, it’s because it doesn’t make sense. Trump isn’t a grand political strategist, a puppeteer pulling the strings of the media and the Democrats based on some script that only he can see. Instead, he just picks up a different puppet every day and makes it talk. There’s no rhyme or reason. No secret sauce. Just Donald Trump doing and saying whatever he’s hot on at that particular second.” And this! is why f***tarded MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans think traitor trump is some kind of f***ing G.D. genius. I can’t! I just can’t anymore! The level of stupidity in this country is beyond comprehension. How is it a moron like traitor trump keeps stumbling into one self-made crisis after another and pretends to have implemented a fake fix yet people just f***ing believe him, evinced by the fact his job approval rating hasn’t sunk to the single digits. Unless Congress is threatening to take away their health care, this president can do no wrong! He lies daily. He is clearly winging it. He basically takes the weekends off as president. He is the dumbest, laziest, and the most self-serving hypocritical president we’ve ever had, and 44% of the population think that is just fine with them. Dare I say that 44% in the polls is understated because there is a good 5% of closet traitor trump supporters who are too ashamed to admit it — not to be confused with those who agree with the one or two things he has managed to get right, e.g., banning bump stocks. How can this be?

It is because traitor trump is the Everyman of American society. It’s embarrassing. He’s embarrassing. This country is embarrassing. Welcome to trump stupid America where, well, see for yourself!

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The Tax Returns Thing: Never Going to Happen

I am not sure what part of recent history does not indicate that the president is de facto above the law in this country and that everyone in government is bent on protecting him. I predict the courts will block any release of his tax returns because they’ll find some hidden legal presidential power or prerogative, and on the off-chance that they (SCOTUS) do grant Congress’s request to see traitor trump’s tax returns then he will just ignore them. What most people don’t understand is that SCOTUS has no f***ing mechanism to enforce their own orders. Some may argue that a president has never ignored a SCOTUS order, which is not true–Lincoln, so why would that happen now. Hello, f***tards! On what planet have such f***ing people been living these last several years? Traitor trump has broken every rule, and this situation will be no exception. This is the Constitutional crisis that political pundits keep mentioning. In the end, one branch of government cannot force another branch to actually do something! That is the dirty little secret of our Constitution. In most cases, each branch has respected the powers of others and have played along, but ever since MAGA morns and RepubliKKKlans elected the Disrupter-in-Chief to office all that has gone right out the window. So, congratulations on literally breaking the Constitution. The moment traitor trump asks what will happen if he ignores SCOTUS and the answer is nothing then it is game over. He wins! Trust me when I say it will be one more thing the population of this great stupid country will just simply shrug off. Perhaps, Congress can hold someone in contempt and jail them, but dumbass Democrats definitely don’t have the balls to do that! In short, if traitor trump orders his administration to keep his tax returns secret despite a court order to the contrary there is no one to stop him. This is stupidity on steroids, people! We are never going to see his tax returns because this is stupid f***ing America where someone so blatantly wanting to hide something means they’re more popular than ever. Nothing to see here, f***tards. Move along, please! Move along!