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From CNN, “Alabama has scheduled the execution date for the first inmate in the nation who will be executed by nitrogen hypoxia, an alternative to lethal injection, the governor said. Kenneth Eugene Smith’s execution by lethal injection was abruptly canceled [on] November 22 after the state was unable to properly set the IV line before the warrant for execution expired. He asked the state to be put to death by nitrogen gas rather than lethal injection after what he called a ‘botched’ execution.”

About time! I wrote on this method a long while ago when there was an uproar about states being unable to get the conventional drug cocktail for executions. Anyone who follows me should understand by now that I’m not your typical weak-kneed, lovey-dovey liberal. I believe in the death penalty. However, I think it should be like abortions — “safe” (quick and painless), legal, and rare. I don’t think it is a deterrent; it is strictly used for punishment and maybe revenge if you are the family member of the victim(s). I always thought nitrogen hypoxia was the most logical alternative. As I advocated when I first offered my opinion on the topic, all the state needs to do is build an airtight chamber the size of a small room with a La-Z-Boy recliner, a T.V., and some magazines. The murderer enters, relaxes, and before he knows it, he’ll start feeling a bit high and punchy before he falls asleep and dies. It’s just that f***ing simple. No needles, no drugs, no digging for a vein. None of that sh*t. I don’t know why this is not the preferred method. (In Alabama’s case, they want to put a mask on him to deprive Smith of oxygen. Even so, I think a mask is still too intrusive.) As an aside for this case specifically, the jury voted for life imprisonment, but the judge overruled them and imposed the death penalty. I do not think the law should allow for this. Only a jury, not a single person (a judge), should impose such a sentence. In this circumstance, Smith should not be executed, but the South is rather execution-happy.

Oh, my! Y’all are making me look like a moron. I had made a broad prediction that RepubliKKKlans would carry the night, contrary to anything the party has been able to do since the fall of Roe or even since traitor trump won in 2016. Being the stubborn, obtuse person that I am, I refused to believe Democrats could hold their own, but they did. Beshear won re-election, which was utterly predictable because, let’s face it, Kentucky was never going to elect a Black man as governor. That bore out by the margin of Beshear’s victory, which was a blowout compared to his 2019 win. Mississippi re-elected RepubliKKKlan Reeves despite his egregious corruption while in office. Go figure! Ohio’s amendment to protect reproductive rights was easily passed. Again, not surprising. All in all, blue areas got bluer, and red areas stayed just as red. The only real surprise of the night was Virginia. Democrats held the state Senate and flipped the state House. It would appear people did not believe Youngkin’s “middle, moderate” way on abortion rights. Good on them! In addition, it looks like New Jersey Democrats will expand their margins in the legislature, and Pennsylvania Democrats added another state supreme court justice to the bench, which brings the balance of the chamber to 5-2 in favor of Democrats. Apparently, there was a vacancy in the high court, and this addition is expected to break a deadlock on some issues, including mail-ballot rulings. Ugh! Really? A “Democratic” justice (I use quotes because justices are supposed to be non-partisan, but clearly, parties back their preferred candidates) sided with RepubliKKKlans on voting rights.

Indeed, it was a good night for Democrats, and it looks like abortion rights had some influence on these elections. But! But, I’m not entirely convinced. It would appear — or at least political pundits are speculating — that people voted for Beshear over Cameron because Beshear favors exceptions for abortions in the cases of rape and incest. However, there are no exceptions in Kentucky’s abortion law currently, and nothing is going to change since RepubliKKKlans control the legislature. So, it begs the question: If people had elected Cameron, then nothing would have changed with abortion rights. That leads me back to my original hypothesis: Racists of Kentucky will never elect a Black governor. On the other hand, perhaps Virginians saw through Youngkin’s and RepubliKKKlans’ 15-week abortion ban ploy. I did not expect that. I am not ready to concede that abortion rights are a primary motivator for voters. I still cannot reconcile how voters elected traitor trump in 2016, who literally ran on a platform to overturn Roe — nay, he even stated that women should be punished for getting an abortion. Yet, idiots voted for him anyway, and he delivered; I am continuously baffled by these voters. Presumably, they got precisely what they voted for, which was an end to federally protected reproductive rights. Is this a case of be careful what you wish? I guess. But let’s be clear about something else. Southern states are perfectly fine with laws banning abortions. Note that all these election upsets over abortion rights are only occurring in the North. So, for half the nation, enshrining abortion rights into law is a non-starter.

Let me come to my final point: Last night may have been evidence of a continued winning streak for Democrats, but it is not necessarily an auspicious moment for Biden. The liberal MSM is going crazy and bending over backward to point out that these Biden polls must be wrong and that Biden always overperforms compared to the polls. Moreover, the only accurate polls to pay attention to are election results. With this last point, I agree, but I think it is a mistake to correlate last night’s results with a potential Biden victory next year. To be sure, Democrats are on a roll, but presidential elections are like no other; I think this “age” question is a real problem for him. And I should clarify that this perceived age issue is really code for a Harris presidency, which is not so much code for a Black woman in the White House. Please, please understand this era of traitor trump is a long backlash to Obama’s presidency. It is that f***ing simple! Indeed, the backlash reared its ugly head in the midterm elections following Obama’s first term win. Not only did Democrats lose control of the House and Senate by unprecedented margins, but the party lost all over the country in state and local elections. They lost over a thousand seats nationwide; the Democratic Party still — to this day — has never recovered completely. Traitor trump came along as — literally — half the country’s great white (male) knight. Biden was also a white knight savior of sorts, but I think voters are scared sh*tless of a Black woman president. This is why Hillary lost. I guess voters believed Biden when he said he intended to be a bridge president. Voters thought he could make it through one term, and then the field would open again in four years. Now, it seems voters fear he’ll die during his second term, and you know what that means! To be sure, racism and misogyny run deep in this country, and that ain’t changing anytime soon, especially with the “threat” of a Harris presidency. There is a reason why Black and Hispanic men have indicated they favor traitor trump. And let me be very clear about something else. Harris would, of course, win the national popular vote in a head-to-head election, but that’s not how we elect presidents; it is the slim margins in the Electoral College process that are a danger and would cause a popular candidate to lose to the minority’s choice. This is the preverbal conundrum that America seems incapable of escaping, and it is the danger that Biden is in.

From CNN, “Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan on Friday accused President Joe Biden of supporting a Palestinian “genocide” and warned that Americans will remember when he’s up for reelection next year how he responded to the Israel-Hamas war. In a video posted to X, Tlaib, the first Palestinian American woman to serve in Congress, urged Biden to call for a ceasefire in the conflict – something the president and his administration has so far not done. ‘Mr. President, the American people are not with you on this one,’ Tlaib said in the video, adding, ‘We will remember in 2024.’”

You know what? F*** it! F*** it all. I say bring it! Nothing matters anymore. Dumbass Democrats and these uber-liberal types want to cut off their nose despite their face. So let them. Let them bring down America while they’re at it. At this point, I’ve given up on f***tard Americans. Let these idiot yutes and pro-Palestinian voters be led to sit on their hands in the 2024 election as Tlaib threatens with here “we will remember in 2024” rhetoric. If these f***tards think that allowing traitor trump’s return to the White House is going to be better for Muslims and Palestinians, then so be it. F*** it! F*** them! And it never ceases to amaze me that the likes of Tlaib don’t return to their ancestral homeland to help. If Tliab is so distraught and frustrated with America’s lack of support for Palestinians, then she is more than welcome and free to get the f*** out of America. Go home! Go fix Gaza instead of undermining our democracy here. No one is stopping her or other Palestinian Americans from returning to the Gaza Strip to help oust Hamas. Oh, that’s right. They dare not. Nope! Instead, they remain in America to b*tch about being an American. Whatever! So over it! So don’t care about these people anymore.

Moreover, these idiot Democratic voters have already forgotten traitor trump’s Muslim ban, and, apparently, they seem to gleefully be ignoring RepubliKKKlan Ryan Zinke’s call to pass legislation that would ban Palestinians from entering the U.S. and possibly expel those who are already here. That is a RepubliKKKlan who wants to do this. Not a Democrat. Not Biden. But a RepubliKKKlan. So, whatevs! Nothing matters anymore when you have a population this stupid and so anti-Semitic. So bring it! I’m over it. It seems the only way people will learn is after they have lost everything, except this time, when we lose our democracy, we are not getting it back. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America. Too stupid to endure! Mark my words!

If it’s the first Tuesday following the first Monday in November, then it must be election day somewhere in America. I’m just going to give a blanket, contrarian prediction. Democrats will get routed across the board. I know. I know. Democrats have been typically overperforming since the end of Roe, but I think the momentum is fading. To be sure, specific measures to protect abortion rights on ballots will easily pass (e.g., Ohio), but ironically, those same politicians in red states who support restricting abortion rights will also win. I’ve said this countless times: If you put an abortion rights measure on the ballot next to a RepubliKKKlan candidate who opposes abortions, then you get idiot voters who elect both; if someone can have their cake and eat it too, then why wouldn’t they?

To be honest, I don’t trust Ohio RepubliKKKlans to implement a constitutional protection of abortion rights. If memory serves me correctly in researching this issue, a constitutional ballot measure that passes “automatically” becomes amended to the state constitution. That is to say, the legislature does not have to get involved; they do not have to vote to pass an amendment. The people voted and passed it, per se. But “automatically” does not mean “magically.” I do not trust a RepubliKKKlan-dominated legislature and governorship to actually put it into their constitution. There are technical steps that must be followed, such as the actual publishing of a changed constitution. One may be forgiven for believing that such a performance is conducted by a non-partisan bureaucratic possess. But is there any such thing as a non-partisan bureaucracy in a deeply red state where voters keep electing RepubliKKKlans to run the government? I don’t trust them. No one should. How many issues exist whereby RepubliKKKlans continue to ignore the will of the people, yet they keep getting re-elected? Gun control comes to mind as a primary example.

Then we have this interesting case in Virginia where a popular RepubliKKKlan Governor Youngkin and RepubliKKKlan candidates support a 15-week abortion ban as a “reasonable” compromise. Indeed! You know what follows a 15-week abortion ban? A 6-week ban. But whatever. Voters are easily duped. So, I have every bit of confidence that moronic voters will elect politicians who say they will pass a 15-week abortion ban, then only to have them turn around and pass a 6-week ban because that’s what RepubliKKKlans do. Right on cue they will have lied — to no one’s surprise — to win. Viginian RepubliKKKlans are out to flip the Senate, which the Democrats control by a few seats. If RepubliKKKlans can win the trifecta, then I promise you a 6-week ban will be passed instead. It’s a bait and switch. Oh, well. Voters get the government they deserve and desire.

The only exception in my predictions is the Kentucky governorship. Beshear will likely win re-election, for I highly doubt citizens of the state are going to elect a Black man as governor. Don’t be fooled by Kentucky’s “border state” status; it is as racist as the rest of the South. There is only so far a Black man in the South can rise in the political ranks. And a Black man calling the shots in Kentucky is a bridge too far for most racists. Just ask the other Black governor in a Southern state. (FYI — Maryland is not a Southern state.)

According to The Washington Post, “Donald Trump and his allies have begun mapping out specific plans for using the federal government to punish critics and opponents should he win a second term, with the former president naming individuals he wants to investigate or prosecute and his associates drafting plans to potentially invoke the Insurrection Act on his first day in office to allow him to deploy the military against civil demonstrations. … In private, Trump has told advisers and friends in recent months that he wants the Justice Department to investigate onetime officials and allies who have become critical of his time in office, including his former chief of staff, John Kelly, and former attorney general William P. Barr, as well as his ex-attorney Ty Cobb and former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Gen. Mark A. Milley, according to people who have talked to him, who, like others, spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe private conversations. Trump has also talked of prosecuting officials at the FBI and Justice Department, a person familiar with the matter said.”

Eh, so what? No one cares. This is actually not news. Traitor trump has shown his autocratic ways for the last eight years, and people love him for it. And now we are to the point where dumbass Democratic voters are willing to try it out because I live in stupid f***ing hell. Traitor trump has been telegraphing his intentions to kill America’s democracy. How have voters reacted? By indicating that they prefer traitor trump over Biden. There is no other conclusion. And if I have to hear one more MSM commenter or political pundit claim that people are not paying attention to politics yet, then I am going to blow my f***ing brains out! Whatever! I really can’t keep screaming into the wind and into deaf ears. Right now, people should be bracing for a civil war. Voters need to start wrapping their heads around losing our democracy, and once it is gone, then it is gone forever. Welcome to stupid America! You did this to yourselves!

According to The Hill, “A new poll from The New York Times and Siena College shows Trump beating Biden in five out of the six battleground states that were polled, including Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada and Pennsylvania by margins of 3 to 10 percentage points among registered voters. … The findings follow a series of recent polls that show Biden either locked in a tight race with Trump or trailing him. Biden’s campaign has reiterated the election is still more than a year away and that the president is working to mobilize voters to support his reelection bid.”

How many times must I repeat myself before f***tards of America believe me? Must I speak slower for the retards out there? Perpahs the words I’m using are too big. Should I resort to monosyllabic words? I’ve been screaming the same warnings ever since Biden won. I have not vacillated; I have not changed my mind; I’m right about this. So, once again, allow me to repeat myself: Americans don’t want democracy! Full stop! It’s not that complicated. Democracy is too hard for lazy, stupid Americans. They have to vote. They have to pay attention and be informed. Idiot Americans just want to live on autopilot, unbothered by the nitty-gritty of life and politics. F***tards of America love their strongman and don’t mind an autocrat telling them what to do and how to live. A life of mindlessness is their preferred method of existence. Make my words, you shit-for-brains!

I have said from the beginning of Biden’s term that it is merely the intermission to the end of America’s democracy. And, again, I will remind the idiots of America that traitor trump was well on his way to re-election until COVID, and it was not his handling of the pandemic that doomed him. No, it was the tanking economy as a result of COVID that killed his chances. If the disease had killed just as many people — nay, even twice or thrice as many — without impacting the economy, then traitor trump would have easily won re-election because people simply do not care. Given everything traitor trump did in his four years, people were more than willing to live it all over again. Perhaps idiots have forgotten that traitor trump got 10 million more voters in 2020 than in 2016. Ten million more people witnessed traitor trump’s actions as president and concluded, yes, please. We want more of that! Un-f***ing-beleiveable! All idiot Americans care about is their wallet and nothing else. It’s always been the economy, stupid. Nothing has changed throughout the history of humanity. And that is the primary reason Biden is losing in the polls. This is what a dying country looks like.

Indeed, Americans can’t even get their understanding of the economy correct because the economy is actually quite robust — high GDP growth, low unemployment, still more job openings than can be filled. Yet, idiot Americans are stupid — and certainly, they don’t understand economics or how the economy works. Inflation is at 3.70 percent — a whopping 1.70 bps higher than the average inflation rate for the 21st century. Oh, my God! It’s the end of the f***ing world, so much so that people are clamoring to re-instate traitor trump because morons of America have faint notions of a better life under the autocrat-in-training. You know what? The economy never works for everyone. In fact, dare I say, it has rarely worked perfectly for the middle class. Voters are always b*tching about the economy. Americans will always find something wrong, and this time, their grievances will usher in the death of democracy. Again, must I remind idiot voters that capitalism does not work in a dying democracy, which will undoubtedly be the case when traitor trump gets back in office. Autocrat traitor trump will make the economy work for him and his cronies only at the expense of the middle class. But no one cares!

Then I come to the idiot talking heads on MSM that immediately compare these poll results to those of Obama this far out in his re-election bid against Romney. The universal sentiment is that these polls are too far out to be predictive and meaningful. To that, I say bullsh*t! This latest poll is the death null for Biden, for the results only show and re-enforce what many other polls have been saying for well over a year now: Americans want a dictator to be president. Americans want democracy to die! There is no other interpretation. And may I add that Romney was well on his way to winning until what moment? Does anyone remember what singular event doomed his candidacy? I do. As a reminder, The Guardian reported contemporaneously, “Mitt Romney’s campaign came close to hitting the self-destruct button when he stood by a secret video recording suggesting that 47% of Americans are government-dependent ‘victims’ who do not pay taxes. … He was speaking after a secret video recording was posted on a website in which he was caught denigrating people who receive benefits from the government.” The release of the secret recording killed Romney’s chances. But for that incident, Obama would have lost. So, to compare Biden’s poll numbers today to Obama’s favorability in 2011 is foolishness. Traitor trump has had secret tape bombs — so to speak — being released regularly before, during, and after his presidency. What has been the impact? Nothing! Not a single f***ing thing has impacted his standing. Why? Because people don’t f***ing care. They just don’t. Americans want a crook in the White House. They want someone who leaks national secrets. They want someone stupid. They want a dictator. They don’t care. Americans will put the worst possible person in the White House who will sacrifice our democracy so long as they can get a few more pennies in their purse. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark them well! We’re at the end of America’s democracy. Idiots just have not realized it yet. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Hill, “Most Americans said that they believe that they would be better off financially and that the United States would be kept out of war if former President Trump was reelected to the White House, according to a new poll. The new CBS News poll found that 45 percent of Americans believed that they would be better off financially if the former president succeeds in his third bid for the White House. Another 32 percent said they would be financially worse off if Trump wins and 23 percent said it would not change anything. … When it comes to whether the U.S. will be kept out of war in the near future, voters instilled more confidence in Trump than Biden in keeping the country out of wars. Forty-three percent of voters said that the chances that the U.S. would get involved in a war would decrease if Trump won next year’s election while 39 percent said the chances would increase under Trump.”

Look, f***tards! America is simply not smart enough to endure, and this is more proof that Americans do not understand the economy or international politics. These f***tard respondents do realize that traitor trump would “avoid” wars by giving dictators whatever they want. Putin gets Ukraine. Xi gets Taiwan. Kim gets South Korea. I guess Putin would also get Alaska if he asked nicely. But this is what Americans want. This is the policy for which they would have endorsed by electing traitor trump: Peace through capitulation because Americans are the dumbest people on the planet who have no sense of history. Indeed, America has a solid and long history of isolationism. They didn’t want to be a part of World War I or World War II, but world events have a strange way of dragging nations into confrontations. Yet Americans yearn to be the proverbial ostrich with its head in the sand.

As for the economy, how well do idiot Americans think capitalism prospers in a dying democracy? I don’t know. Ask Russia. Although that country never really had a thriving democracy or economy after the fall of the U.S.S.R., one could easily sense that traitor trump would turn into an autocrat to plunder America’s economy, just as Putin has for the last 20 years. But, again, Americans are too stupid to see the similarities and make the connection. All f***tards of America understand is that RepubliKKKlans love lower taxes for the rich, which incidentally is only 0.05 percent of the electorate. I’m sure idiot voters have yet to apprehend that the great tax breaks he gave to the middle class expire at the end of 2025, but such provisions for corporations never expire. But you can’t convince morons of America of this. They want the guy back in office who ran up the national debt further and faster than any president in history and who likes to stiff the little guy. This! This is what a stupid nation looks like.

I am telling you, morons of America. Traitor trump is going to be the next president, and the end of our democracy will ensue. But no one gives a d*mn because America is just too f***ing stupid to apprehend the danger of his return, for they have all already forgotten just how disastrous and exhausting his first term was. As I constantly say, Biden is merely the intermission to the end of America because Americans are stupid and bored. Thus, they want to switch the channel from boring Biden to exciting traitor trump. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America! The end is here; people just haven’t realized it yet.

From CNN, “Israel has claimed responsibility for an attack on an ambulance outside Gaza City’s Al-Shifa Hospital, the largest medical facility in the enclave, which witnesses say killed and wounded dozens of people. At least 15 people were killed and 50 others wounded, the Hamas-run health authorities said Friday. Footage from the scene showed at least a dozen bloodied casualties strewn across the ground near an ambulance. There appears to be some shrapnel damage to at least one of the cars on the scene.”

So? Am I supposed to care? I guess I should, but I really don’t. Do you know who does care — more than anyone, apparently — CNN. I had to change the channel countless times yesterday because CNN was on this doom-loop report like flies on sh*t. Thankfully, MSNBC gave this story the priority it deserved, which was very little. Look, f***tards. This event, at worst, is collateral damage of war. (Welcome to war. Innocent people die.) At best, this was an appropriate target on Hamas by Israel; Hamas is known for using civilians as shields — hospitals, schools, residences, emergency vehicles, and the like. Sorry, but I will believe Israel first before I trust the lies from a Muslim terrorist organization. This is a no-brainer. Israel always gets the benefit of the doubt; Muslims do not. If and when Jews start flying airplanes into skyscrapers, then I might be inclined to believe the enemy of my enemy, but as of right now — and as I have repeatedly said — only Islam engages in worldwide terror. That religion and Muslims have no currency with me. Again, is it right to judge an entire people and religion by what a few extremists’ actions have done in the name of Islam? Hell-f***ing-yes! Sorry, but it’s up to Muslims to prove me wrong — person by person if need be. Is this a fair expectation? Probably not. (Welcome to life. Hint: Life is not fair!)

From Semafor, “Seventy-four days before the Iowa caucuses, the biggest donor set in America is still undecided on the Republican presidential field, leaving millions up for grabs in what is expected to be the most expensive election ever. While Democratic backers like George Soros have targeted their giving to the Biden Victory Fund, financiers on the other side of the aisle are still casting about for an alternative to Donald Trump, switching horses and hedging their bets, mostly with little real enthusiasm. Some have kept their millions on the sidelines entirely, waiting to see if anyone can mount a surprise showing in Iowa.”

All these large donors will fall in line with RepubliKKKlans. They always do because they believe — incomprehensibly — traitor trump will ultimately be good for business. But I ask the question: How well does capitalism function in a decaying democracy that becomes overtaken by fascism? At best, traitor trump will create a government system of oversight that is wholly built on cronyism, graft, and bribery. You know, just like every other third-world country. The American business environment, instead of relying on the neutrality and predictability of law and regulations, will devolve into traitor trump demanding a cut from businesses — especially those he hates — to operate in America. In his first term, traitor trump spent most of the four years not knowing what he was doing and trying to figure out how to game the government. After a four-year pause, he knows exactly what to do now, so expect in his second term to effectively destroy the government. This is part of the problem with stupid Americans and, likewise, businessmen; they think a second term of traitor trump will be another four years of feckless governing and a meandering president too fixated on the issue de jur to be bothered with picking on business interests or wrecking our democracy. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Businesses are going to find out real quickly just how much stability regulations and laws bring to the marketplace. It will soon become the Wild, Wild West for businesses and capitalism, with traitor trump taking a percentage of the revenue in order for companies to play ball. Mark my words, f***tards!

At worst, we’ll be in a civil war. How beneficial is war — conducted on the home front, amongst and between states — to businesses, which are not part of the military-industrial complex? I’m going with pretty sh*tty. As usual, I expect businesses to be all gung ho with supporting the RepubliKKKlan Party in the hopes of more tax cuts and fewer regulations while they simultaneously sow the seeds of their own destruction because a country wherein citizens are literally battling each other is not interested in buying Big Macs and iPhones. But whatever! People cut off their noses despite their faces all the time; I expect businesses to do the same. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Daily Beast, “Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) on Thursday scoffed at the notion that his nine-month hold on military promotions is harming the ability of those in the armed forces to do their work. Tuberville, whose antics finally drew public condemnation of his G.O.P. colleagues Wednesday, was asked about the effect of his blockade by CNN reporter Manu Raju. The Marine Corps’ top officer ‘was doing two jobs,’ Raju said, referring to Gen. Eric Smith, who ended up being hospitalized with a suspected heart attack last Sunday. But Tuberville, a former football coach, didn’t seem concerned about his workload. ‘He’s got 2,000 people who work for him, okay? And somebody said he’s working 18 hours a day. Jack Reed blamed me for his heart attack,’ he said, referring to the Rhode Island senator. ‘Come on, give me a break. This guy’s going to work 18, 20 hours a day no matter what. That’s what we do. You know, I did that for years because you’ve got to get the job done.’”

F***tards elect other f***tards. Full stop! It is impossible to overstate just how stupid this guy is. I’m pretty sure there is no word in the English language to adequately convey the unmitigated level of idiocy generated by the only two brain cells residing in Tuberville’s head. The only reason he got elected is because he’s a “famous” college football coach. That is his expertise. And now the military is paying for his stupidity because the man knows nothing except that he’s against abortions. This is just more proof that America and Americans are too f***ing stupid to be saved. We’ve reached an inflection point where an entire state (indeed, half the country when talking about supporting traitor trump) believes the most qualified person to be a politician is someone who played and coached sports. Never mind understanding public policy. Never mind having any experience in running government or holding political office. Never mind, at the very least, having a background in the law since Senators’ primary function is to write laws! Never mind, someone who doesn’t have the next most important knowledge base in government (besides public policy) — economics. Never mind any of these basic qualifications or prerequisites. Oh, no! None of these matter to f***tard voters in Alabama. Nope! They want the guy who claims he spent 20 hours a day “working hard” to win football games because that’s really what’s most important to the shit-for-brain citizens of the state — and, dare I say, most of the rest of the country. Sports! Kill me now! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore with this stupid, stupid country! Truly, if the Roman expression of “bread and circus” was ever more relevant, it would be in today’s society — a society that simply wants to be entertained and not much else, least of all be informed enough and motivated to vote every two years! (Yes, f***tards, there are national elections between presidential elections.)

And the nerve of Tuberville to insinuate — nay, directly compare — his coaching job was equivalent to an overworked U.S.M.C. general doing the work of two people. The entire problem with this f***ed-up country is encapsulated in that one statement from Tuberville. It is everything you need to know to understand how and why America is in decline: A stupid country that cares more about sports than a functioning government elects other stupid politicians (almost exclusively RepubliKKKlans) to destroy the government they loathe (yet work in). What could possibly go wrong? Welcome to stupid America! The end is here!