Welcome to Stupid America!

According to The Hill, “A new poll from The New York Times and Siena College shows Trump beating Biden in five out of the six battleground states that were polled, including Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada and Pennsylvania by margins of 3 to 10 percentage points among registered voters. … The findings follow a series of recent polls that show Biden either locked in a tight race with Trump or trailing him. Biden’s campaign has reiterated the election is still more than a year away and that the president is working to mobilize voters to support his reelection bid.”

How many times must I repeat myself before f***tards of America believe me? Must I speak slower for the retards out there? Perpahs the words I’m using are too big. Should I resort to monosyllabic words? I’ve been screaming the same warnings ever since Biden won. I have not vacillated; I have not changed my mind; I’m right about this. So, once again, allow me to repeat myself: Americans don’t want democracy! Full stop! It’s not that complicated. Democracy is too hard for lazy, stupid Americans. They have to vote. They have to pay attention and be informed. Idiot Americans just want to live on autopilot, unbothered by the nitty-gritty of life and politics. F***tards of America love their strongman and don’t mind an autocrat telling them what to do and how to live. A life of mindlessness is their preferred method of existence. Make my words, you shit-for-brains!

I have said from the beginning of Biden’s term that it is merely the intermission to the end of America’s democracy. And, again, I will remind the idiots of America that traitor trump was well on his way to re-election until COVID, and it was not his handling of the pandemic that doomed him. No, it was the tanking economy as a result of COVID that killed his chances. If the disease had killed just as many people — nay, even twice or thrice as many — without impacting the economy, then traitor trump would have easily won re-election because people simply do not care. Given everything traitor trump did in his four years, people were more than willing to live it all over again. Perhaps idiots have forgotten that traitor trump got 10 million more voters in 2020 than in 2016. Ten million more people witnessed traitor trump’s actions as president and concluded, yes, please. We want more of that! Un-f***ing-beleiveable! All idiot Americans care about is their wallet and nothing else. It’s always been the economy, stupid. Nothing has changed throughout the history of humanity. And that is the primary reason Biden is losing in the polls. This is what a dying country looks like.

Indeed, Americans can’t even get their understanding of the economy correct because the economy is actually quite robust — high GDP growth, low unemployment, still more job openings than can be filled. Yet, idiot Americans are stupid — and certainly, they don’t understand economics or how the economy works. Inflation is at 3.70 percent — a whopping 1.70 bps higher than the average inflation rate for the 21st century. Oh, my God! It’s the end of the f***ing world, so much so that people are clamoring to re-instate traitor trump because morons of America have faint notions of a better life under the autocrat-in-training. You know what? The economy never works for everyone. In fact, dare I say, it has rarely worked perfectly for the middle class. Voters are always b*tching about the economy. Americans will always find something wrong, and this time, their grievances will usher in the death of democracy. Again, must I remind idiot voters that capitalism does not work in a dying democracy, which will undoubtedly be the case when traitor trump gets back in office. Autocrat traitor trump will make the economy work for him and his cronies only at the expense of the middle class. But no one cares!

Then I come to the idiot talking heads on MSM that immediately compare these poll results to those of Obama this far out in his re-election bid against Romney. The universal sentiment is that these polls are too far out to be predictive and meaningful. To that, I say bullsh*t! This latest poll is the death null for Biden, for the results only show and re-enforce what many other polls have been saying for well over a year now: Americans want a dictator to be president. Americans want democracy to die! There is no other interpretation. And may I add that Romney was well on his way to winning until what moment? Does anyone remember what singular event doomed his candidacy? I do. As a reminder, The Guardian reported contemporaneously, “Mitt Romney’s campaign came close to hitting the self-destruct button when he stood by a secret video recording suggesting that 47% of Americans are government-dependent ‘victims’ who do not pay taxes. … He was speaking after a secret video recording was posted on a website in which he was caught denigrating people who receive benefits from the government.” The release of the secret recording killed Romney’s chances. But for that incident, Obama would have lost. So, to compare Biden’s poll numbers today to Obama’s favorability in 2011 is foolishness. Traitor trump has had secret tape bombs — so to speak — being released regularly before, during, and after his presidency. What has been the impact? Nothing! Not a single f***ing thing has impacted his standing. Why? Because people don’t f***ing care. They just don’t. Americans want a crook in the White House. They want someone who leaks national secrets. They want someone stupid. They want a dictator. They don’t care. Americans will put the worst possible person in the White House who will sacrifice our democracy so long as they can get a few more pennies in their purse. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark them well! We’re at the end of America’s democracy. Idiots just have not realized it yet. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Hill, “Most Americans said that they believe that they would be better off financially and that the United States would be kept out of war if former President Trump was reelected to the White House, according to a new poll. The new CBS News poll found that 45 percent of Americans believed that they would be better off financially if the former president succeeds in his third bid for the White House. Another 32 percent said they would be financially worse off if Trump wins and 23 percent said it would not change anything. … When it comes to whether the U.S. will be kept out of war in the near future, voters instilled more confidence in Trump than Biden in keeping the country out of wars. Forty-three percent of voters said that the chances that the U.S. would get involved in a war would decrease if Trump won next year’s election while 39 percent said the chances would increase under Trump.”

Look, f***tards! America is simply not smart enough to endure, and this is more proof that Americans do not understand the economy or international politics. These f***tard respondents do realize that traitor trump would “avoid” wars by giving dictators whatever they want. Putin gets Ukraine. Xi gets Taiwan. Kim gets South Korea. I guess Putin would also get Alaska if he asked nicely. But this is what Americans want. This is the policy for which they would have endorsed by electing traitor trump: Peace through capitulation because Americans are the dumbest people on the planet who have no sense of history. Indeed, America has a solid and long history of isolationism. They didn’t want to be a part of World War I or World War II, but world events have a strange way of dragging nations into confrontations. Yet Americans yearn to be the proverbial ostrich with its head in the sand.

As for the economy, how well do idiot Americans think capitalism prospers in a dying democracy? I don’t know. Ask Russia. Although that country never really had a thriving democracy or economy after the fall of the U.S.S.R., one could easily sense that traitor trump would turn into an autocrat to plunder America’s economy, just as Putin has for the last 20 years. But, again, Americans are too stupid to see the similarities and make the connection. All f***tards of America understand is that RepubliKKKlans love lower taxes for the rich, which incidentally is only 0.05 percent of the electorate. I’m sure idiot voters have yet to apprehend that the great tax breaks he gave to the middle class expire at the end of 2025, but such provisions for corporations never expire. But you can’t convince morons of America of this. They want the guy back in office who ran up the national debt further and faster than any president in history and who likes to stiff the little guy. This! This is what a stupid nation looks like.

I am telling you, morons of America. Traitor trump is going to be the next president, and the end of our democracy will ensue. But no one gives a d*mn because America is just too f***ing stupid to apprehend the danger of his return, for they have all already forgotten just how disastrous and exhausting his first term was. As I constantly say, Biden is merely the intermission to the end of America because Americans are stupid and bored. Thus, they want to switch the channel from boring Biden to exciting traitor trump. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America! The end is here; people just haven’t realized it yet.

From CNN, “Israel has claimed responsibility for an attack on an ambulance outside Gaza City’s Al-Shifa Hospital, the largest medical facility in the enclave, which witnesses say killed and wounded dozens of people. At least 15 people were killed and 50 others wounded, the Hamas-run health authorities said Friday. Footage from the scene showed at least a dozen bloodied casualties strewn across the ground near an ambulance. There appears to be some shrapnel damage to at least one of the cars on the scene.”

So? Am I supposed to care? I guess I should, but I really don’t. Do you know who does care — more than anyone, apparently — CNN. I had to change the channel countless times yesterday because CNN was on this doom-loop report like flies on sh*t. Thankfully, MSNBC gave this story the priority it deserved, which was very little. Look, f***tards. This event, at worst, is collateral damage of war. (Welcome to war. Innocent people die.) At best, this was an appropriate target on Hamas by Israel; Hamas is known for using civilians as shields — hospitals, schools, residences, emergency vehicles, and the like. Sorry, but I will believe Israel first before I trust the lies from a Muslim terrorist organization. This is a no-brainer. Israel always gets the benefit of the doubt; Muslims do not. If and when Jews start flying airplanes into skyscrapers, then I might be inclined to believe the enemy of my enemy, but as of right now — and as I have repeatedly said — only Islam engages in worldwide terror. That religion and Muslims have no currency with me. Again, is it right to judge an entire people and religion by what a few extremists’ actions have done in the name of Islam? Hell-f***ing-yes! Sorry, but it’s up to Muslims to prove me wrong — person by person if need be. Is this a fair expectation? Probably not. (Welcome to life. Hint: Life is not fair!)

From Semafor, “Seventy-four days before the Iowa caucuses, the biggest donor set in America is still undecided on the Republican presidential field, leaving millions up for grabs in what is expected to be the most expensive election ever. While Democratic backers like George Soros have targeted their giving to the Biden Victory Fund, financiers on the other side of the aisle are still casting about for an alternative to Donald Trump, switching horses and hedging their bets, mostly with little real enthusiasm. Some have kept their millions on the sidelines entirely, waiting to see if anyone can mount a surprise showing in Iowa.”

All these large donors will fall in line with RepubliKKKlans. They always do because they believe — incomprehensibly — traitor trump will ultimately be good for business. But I ask the question: How well does capitalism function in a decaying democracy that becomes overtaken by fascism? At best, traitor trump will create a government system of oversight that is wholly built on cronyism, graft, and bribery. You know, just like every other third-world country. The American business environment, instead of relying on the neutrality and predictability of law and regulations, will devolve into traitor trump demanding a cut from businesses — especially those he hates — to operate in America. In his first term, traitor trump spent most of the four years not knowing what he was doing and trying to figure out how to game the government. After a four-year pause, he knows exactly what to do now, so expect in his second term to effectively destroy the government. This is part of the problem with stupid Americans and, likewise, businessmen; they think a second term of traitor trump will be another four years of feckless governing and a meandering president too fixated on the issue de jur to be bothered with picking on business interests or wrecking our democracy. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Businesses are going to find out real quickly just how much stability regulations and laws bring to the marketplace. It will soon become the Wild, Wild West for businesses and capitalism, with traitor trump taking a percentage of the revenue in order for companies to play ball. Mark my words, f***tards!

At worst, we’ll be in a civil war. How beneficial is war — conducted on the home front, amongst and between states — to businesses, which are not part of the military-industrial complex? I’m going with pretty sh*tty. As usual, I expect businesses to be all gung ho with supporting the RepubliKKKlan Party in the hopes of more tax cuts and fewer regulations while they simultaneously sow the seeds of their own destruction because a country wherein citizens are literally battling each other is not interested in buying Big Macs and iPhones. But whatever! People cut off their noses despite their faces all the time; I expect businesses to do the same. Welcome to stupid America!

From The Daily Beast, “Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) on Thursday scoffed at the notion that his nine-month hold on military promotions is harming the ability of those in the armed forces to do their work. Tuberville, whose antics finally drew public condemnation of his G.O.P. colleagues Wednesday, was asked about the effect of his blockade by CNN reporter Manu Raju. The Marine Corps’ top officer ‘was doing two jobs,’ Raju said, referring to Gen. Eric Smith, who ended up being hospitalized with a suspected heart attack last Sunday. But Tuberville, a former football coach, didn’t seem concerned about his workload. ‘He’s got 2,000 people who work for him, okay? And somebody said he’s working 18 hours a day. Jack Reed blamed me for his heart attack,’ he said, referring to the Rhode Island senator. ‘Come on, give me a break. This guy’s going to work 18, 20 hours a day no matter what. That’s what we do. You know, I did that for years because you’ve got to get the job done.’”

F***tards elect other f***tards. Full stop! It is impossible to overstate just how stupid this guy is. I’m pretty sure there is no word in the English language to adequately convey the unmitigated level of idiocy generated by the only two brain cells residing in Tuberville’s head. The only reason he got elected is because he’s a “famous” college football coach. That is his expertise. And now the military is paying for his stupidity because the man knows nothing except that he’s against abortions. This is just more proof that America and Americans are too f***ing stupid to be saved. We’ve reached an inflection point where an entire state (indeed, half the country when talking about supporting traitor trump) believes the most qualified person to be a politician is someone who played and coached sports. Never mind understanding public policy. Never mind having any experience in running government or holding political office. Never mind, at the very least, having a background in the law since Senators’ primary function is to write laws! Never mind, someone who doesn’t have the next most important knowledge base in government (besides public policy) — economics. Never mind any of these basic qualifications or prerequisites. Oh, no! None of these matter to f***tard voters in Alabama. Nope! They want the guy who claims he spent 20 hours a day “working hard” to win football games because that’s really what’s most important to the shit-for-brain citizens of the state — and, dare I say, most of the rest of the country. Sports! Kill me now! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore with this stupid, stupid country! Truly, if the Roman expression of “bread and circus” was ever more relevant, it would be in today’s society — a society that simply wants to be entertained and not much else, least of all be informed enough and motivated to vote every two years! (Yes, f***tards, there are national elections between presidential elections.)

And the nerve of Tuberville to insinuate — nay, directly compare — his coaching job was equivalent to an overworked U.S.M.C. general doing the work of two people. The entire problem with this f***ed-up country is encapsulated in that one statement from Tuberville. It is everything you need to know to understand how and why America is in decline: A stupid country that cares more about sports than a functioning government elects other stupid politicians (almost exclusively RepubliKKKlans) to destroy the government they loathe (yet work in). What could possibly go wrong? Welcome to stupid America! The end is here!

From The Hill, “President Biden is sinking with progressives over his handling of the Israel-Hamas war, a critical and wide-ranging coalition whose tenuous support he will need to rebuild to win the White House again in November. The president’s Democratic allies and congressional moderates have mostly praised his approach to Israel, to which he and administration officials have expressed unwavering support after an Oct. 7 terrorist attack left 1,400 innocent Israelis dead. But many on the left have grown increasingly discontent. They’re angry over Biden’s reluctance to call for a ceasefire, citing escalating aggression and deaths in Gaza, and have raised concerns about the party’s foreign policy doctrine toward Palestinian civilians. The wedge between the two wings of the party, which further divided both sides last month, has the potential to impact the election as Biden looks to unify Arab Americans, Muslims, and progressive young voters, all of whom have previously shown him support.”

I did not see this coming, and maybe I should have. The Israel-Hamas war is the nail in the coffin of Biden’s re-election because the idiot wing of the Democratic Party has no f***ing clue what they’re doing. Because Biden stands with Israel, young, naive Progressive pacifists are all up in arms. So, what will they do? Unwittingly (perhaps so not unintentionally) end America’s democracy. The 2024 election, despite the previous seven years, will be tight — incomprehensibly — and Biden needs every vote he can get. A non-vote is a vote for traitor trump. I repeat to all the f***tards out there: Not voting is a vote for traitor trump. Full stop and unconditionally. So, all these sh*t-for-brains Progressives, who are so worked up about the plight of Palestinians, seem more than content to join forces with RepubliKKKlans to burn it all down. Right on cue, whiney and aggrieved liberals fail to apprehend the bigger picture. When these voters stay home, traitor trump wins. These morons will have f***ed around and found out — the hard way! Just like moronic RepubliKKKlans, these pissy liberals can’t think two seconds into the future, and they can’t foresee the consequences of their actions (or inaction). Do these waffling Biden supporters really think that traitor trump is going to be a champion of their cause? Seriously!?!? Traitor trump has been more anti-Muslim than any other president in history, but I suppose these idiot Progressives forgot that bit of (non) trivia already. I have no doubt this war is just one more thing (along with Biden’s age and “failed” policies) for which youth voters will blame Biden, and they’ll show him by staying home in the 2024 presidential election because they’re upset that Biden and Democrats haven’t fixed the world or their personal problems yet! Un-f***ing-believable. I really hope (ugh, I hate that word) dumbass Democrats finally start to realize that the youth vote is not going to save our democracy. They’ll gladly sit on their hands in protest to usher in fascism because I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

From CNN, “The Cornell University student accused of posting online threats to kill members of the university’s Jewish community appeared in federal court Wednesday and was ordered to remain behind bars for the time being. Patrick Dai, a 21-year-old junior at the Ivy League school, was arrested Tuesday and charged federally with ‘posting threats to kill or injure another using interstate communications,’ the U.S. Attorney’s Office for New York’s Northern District announced. The charge is punishable by up to five years in prison. … In one post, Dai wrote he would ‘bring an assault rifle to campus’ and shoot Jewish people, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”

I always find it rich when a member of a not-so-long-along minority group that was accused of creating and spreading the “China virus” turns the tables on bigotry and racism by going after the Jewish community. It is as if these people don’t own a mirror. Or, perhaps as is more likely, these conservative mindset individuals always believe they’re mainstream and that bigotry and discrimination by their RepubliKKKlan brethren never apply to themselves. Look to any Black or gay RepubliKKKlan to confirm this theory. Trust me when I say the minorities in these conservative groups are being derided by their peers behind their backs. Obliviousness and being self-absorbed are all part of the required ethos for a conservative sensibility. But I digress.

So, this Dai guy just ruined his life. As a junior, he will be expelled and fail out of all of his classes, which will, no doubt, crater his G.P.A. to the point where he’ll be unable to graduate from a top-tier university. Two and a half years at Cornell just to waste it all. What an idiot. And I thought Asians were supposed to be the smart ones. I guess racism, bigotry, antisemitism, and hatred really do make (attract) people stupid. I expected nothing less.

From The New Republic, “The Marine Corps’s chief officer has been hospitalized after suffering a heart attack, leaving the military branch scrambling to fill gaps in leadership caused by Senator Tommy Tuberville’s block on military promotions. And no, the Republican senator won’t let up.” This is what happens when one of the dumbest states in the Union elects a football coach to be a Senator. I expected nothing less from Alabamians. But this is all part and parcel of the RepubliKKKlan Party: Elect the dumbest, most unqualified people to the highest positions of government (e.g., traitor trump and Mike Johnson, to name a couple more). What could possibly go wrong?

But Schumer, at this point, is just as much to blame for all these military promotion holdups. This is nothing new for me to say. I’ve been complaining about feckless Schumer ever since he became the Senate leader. He is weak and stupid. If he really, really wanted to push through these military promotions, then he could. He controls the Senate, and there are ways to get around Tuberville’s blockade. But no! He won’t! And other dumbass Democrats are equally culpable for their passivity. They (wrongly) believe that Democrats are somehow scoring political points by allowing Tuberville to drag this fight out. Once again, dumbass Democrats are wrong and underestimate the stupidity and apathy of the average American voter. I promise that the average f***tard American is entirely oblivious to these military holds, let alone blame RepubliKKKlans or apprehend that abortion rights are the underlying excuse from Tuberville. None of this matters because voters don’t care, and they’re too stupid to be informed. So, this idea that Democrats are one-upping RepubliKKKlans by doing nothing is all wrong. And the notion that Tuberville will be punished is also a pipe dream. He’ll get re-elected easily because RepubliKKKlan politicians can do no wrong in the eyes of their voters. Nothing stops them from putting and keeping the worst people in power.

That leads me back to Schumer and his inability to do basically anything. As I’ve suggested countless times, Schumer should get all the Senators in the Senate chamber, lock the f***ing doors (so to speak), and just start debating and voting. Whip out the cots and order pizza. No one is going home until every promotion has been voted on. Two things will happen: (1) All of a sudden, RepubliKKKlans agree to change the rules and start overriding Tuberville’s holds, or (2) RepubliKKKlans (assuming Democrats can hold the f***ing line, which I grant is a huge if) start dropping out (i.e., leave) thereby reducing the quorum so that Democrats have a supermajority to change the rule on holds. Thus, they can pass all the promotions at once — like they normally do. This is the hardball politics that dumbass Democrats should be playing. But no! Democrats are f***ing weak and stupid, and it drives me absolutely f***ing nuts that this party can’t get its f***ing act together. I expected nothing less. This is why Democrats can’t win. Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to endure.

From The Times of Israel, “Hundreds of people stormed into the main airport in Russia’s Dagestan region and onto the landing field on Sunday evening in an attempt to confront Jewish passengers aboard a flight from Israel. The violence in the mostly Muslim region, which erupted amid the war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza, prompted Israel to call on Russia to protect its citizens. The protesters, many of them chanting ‘Allahu Akbar’ (God is greatest), broke through doors and barriers, with some running onto the runway, according to videos posted on social media and Russia’s RT and Izvestia media.”

Two things here: (1) There is absolutely no redeeming quality of the state of Russia; it is a sh*thole country from start to finish and so are the citizens. (2) Islam is a sh*t religion, and I don’t care if I’m painting with too large a paintbrush. I will judge an entire people and its religion by the worst of its adherents. Full stop! So what? What are you going to do about it? Come at me, bro! I don’t know what it is about this Israel-Hamas war that is forcing me to be more pro-Israel (and by extension less anti-Netanyahu — ick!) and more anti-Muslim, but that’s where I’m headed. Indeed, war makes for strange bed-fellows.

From The Hill, “Former President Trump lashed out Sunday at his former attorney general, Bill Barr, who had criticized Trump’s verbal skills in a public forum Friday. … ‘If you get him away from ‘very, very, very,’ you know, the adjectives … they’re unfamiliar to him, and they spill out, and he goes too far,’ he said.” I’ve been saying this for years. Years! Do you know why traitor trump is so popular with 50 percent of the population? Do you know why traitor trump can say on national television that he loves the “poorly educated” and those same morons love him more for insulting them? Do you know why the name of my site is so aptly titled? Because the average American is a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order, and traitor trump is a perfect reflection of that stupidity. It is a reflection in the mirror of moronic America, and Americans fell in love with the image they see. Traitor trump is that benighted image. Idiots of American love him because he’s merely one-half degree smarter than they are, so to them, he really is a “stable genius” even though he speaks like a moron and comprehends like a moron. The rest of the world views traitor trump as an idiot, but not here in America. Oh, no! This f***tard is held up as the pinnacle of intellect because I live in f***ing stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America. A country this dumb cannot endure. Mark my words!