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I am officially f***ing sick of Biden’s bipartisanship and “can’t we all just get along” mentality. F**ing sick of it! They are quaint notions, and he constantly misreads the room. This America is not the likes of his stint in the Senate. This is not the 1980s and 1990s or even the 2000s. The RepubliKKKlan Party and the MAGA moron movement have just literally demonstrated that they want to kill Biden, and all Biden can do is gush over a “moderate” RepubliKKKlan, which he has yet to figure out no longer exists. According to CNN, “When President Joe Biden came to this must-win US House district in New York just a few months ago, he did something that privately enraged members of his own party. He praised one of the most vulnerable Republicans in the country. ‘Mike is the kind of guy that when I was in the Congress, the kind of Republican I used to deal with,’ Biden said of freshman Rep. Mike Lawler, speaking in Valhalla, New York. ‘But he’s not one of these MAGA Republicans.’ Democrats were aghast. … Biden’s comments – and the reaction from Democrats here – underscore the significance of the New York suburbs in the furious battle for control of the US House of Representatives. Six freshman Republicans – who are among the 18 GOP lawmakers in districts that Biden carried in 2020 – pulled off victories last cycle, handing Kevin McCarthy the speaker’s gavel and cementing Republican control of the chamber by the slimmest of margins.” What the actual f***?!?! Biden is not the fighter Democrats need. We need Dark Brandon all the time or someone like Gavin Newsom, but not the “oh, grandpa” Biden. That version of Biden is wearing really f***ing thin with me. Welcome to stupid America!

She’s just a f***ing incompetent moron. I expected nothing less! According to The Daily Beast, “U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, whose pro-Trump bias and head-turning errors have raised questions about whether she should be overseeing former President Donald Trump’s criminal trial in Florida, made what appears to be another surprising mistake last year. Now, a defense lawyer is seizing on her misstep to try freeing his client from prison—even though he was caught on tape violently throwing a courtroom chair at a prosecutor and threatening to kill him. The blunder was simple and entirely avoidable. The federal judge told jurors they could find the man, Christopher Wilkins, ‘guilty or not guilty.’ But then she handed jurors a verdict form that didn’t even have those options. … In that sense, Cannon’s error may seem trivial. But her refusal to use the proper legal terminology has introduced an avenue for appeal—while once again demonstrating that Cannon is comfortable playing fast and loose with hundreds of years of legal traditions [emphasis added].”

I strongly urge you to read the entire article to understand the nuances of her actions, but the italic portion of the quote is the essence of her missteps, which may come back to bite her in the ass. All this begs the question: If she can’t get the basics right, then how the hell can we expect that she’ll get more technical and complicated legal questions correct? Short answer: She can’t. She clearly judges and acts with her thumb on the scale. This is precisely the type of idiot, unqualified judge traitor trump wants on the courts, for when he returns to the White House, the first (and final) course of action he will take to end our democracy starts with destroying the independence of the judiciary. RepubliKKKlans have already captured the crown jewel — SCOTUS. Next are the lower courts. Welcome to stupid America!

From Newsweek, “An evangelical leader is warning that conservative Christians are now rejecting the teachings of Jesus as ‘liberal talking points.’ Russell Moore, former top official for the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) who is now the editor-in-chief of Christianity Today, said during an interview aired on NPR’s All Things Considered this week that Christianity is in a ‘crisis’ due to the current state of right-wing politics. … In his NPR interview, Moore suggested that Trump had transformed the political landscape in the U.S. to the point where some Christian conservatives are openly denouncing a central doctrine of their religion as being too ‘weak’ and ‘liberal’ for their liking. … ‘Multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching—“turn the other cheek”—[and] to have someone come up after to say, “Where did you get those liberal talking points?”’ Moore said. ‘When the pastor would say, “I’m literally quoting Jesus Christ”… The response would be, “Yes, but that doesn’t work anymore. That’s weak,”’ he added. ‘When we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we’re in a crisis.’”

Everything you need to know about evil evangelicals (and America) is in the above quote. That anecdote stands alone and says it all. Dare I say that Christianity at large is a religion of hate — not as hateful as Islam — despite Jesus’ teachings. Just look at the history of humanity since the birth of Christianity. It is littered with war and annihilation, all done in the name of Jesus Christ. Today’s American Christians are absolutely no different. And make no mistake: These Christians are the majority, not the minority.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Matthew 7:15-20 (KJV)

So, according to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, Jesus is too woke. Indeed, these people believe peace, forgiveness, and acceptance are now evil fruits and thorns brought by Jesus — now a false prophet — while traitor trump — the first coming of America’s Savior — brings the fruits of hatred, revenge, and death. I expected nothing less from a group of delusional morons who think a 2000-year-old version of the Telephone Game (i.e., the Bible) is the word of God. To be clear: Christian believers already have a propensity to believe in fantastical stories, so naturally, they have a propensity to believe in conspiracy theories, namely that traitor trump was sent by God to save America from everyone else, who is inherently evil. [Palm to forehead.] This is what a dying country looks like, f***tards! The end is here, and no one cares! Welcome to stupid America!

From NBC News, “The FBI on Wednesday shot and killed a Utah man who allegedly made online threats to kill President Joe Biden and New York prosecutor Alvin Bragg while serving a warrant at his Provo home, officials said. The suspect was identified in charging documents obtained by NBC News as Craig Deleeuw Robertson. Robertson allegedly made a threat Monday that referenced the president’s trip to Utah this week, saying he needed to prepare his camouflage and sniper rifle.” I say, good! The man deserved it. In fact, I will contend that we are not killing enough MAGA morons. These people are the enemies of the state, and good Americans really should start targeting and executing MAGA morons where ever they are. Those MAGA red hats should serve as targets. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evile evangleicals, and QAnon kooks need to die to save America!

From RawStory, “A 17-year-old accused of stabbing to death O’Shae Sibley as he danced outside a Brooklyn gas station was described by his lawyer as a ‘good Christian boy,” PIX 11 reported. Dmitry Popov is being tried as an adult on multiple charges, including murder and a hate crime. He’s accused of stabbing Sibley, who is gay, after seeing him vogueing in the parking lot of the gas station on July 29. Speaking to PIX 11 after a court hearing Monday, Popov’s attorney said his client is a ‘good Christian boy,’ not Muslim as a witness claimed. Attorney Mark Pollard said Popov’s parents are from Russia, he works two jobs and has never been in trouble before.”

Of course, this family is from Russia. Of course, they are! For those crossing the southern border illegally to seek out a better life in America, I’ve always said congratulations if you make it over. But people coming from Russia? No f***ing way! Get the f*** out! You are hated here! Go back from where you came because we don’t want your vermin kind infecting America with your conservative disease. We’ve got enough problems with our own homegrown RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. We don’t Russians living here and exacerbating America’s hate issues.

I guess I used to be rather indifferent about Russian citizens, believing they were stuck in a no-win situation by their misfortune of being born in Putin’s Russia. But with the invasion of Ukraine, all my sympathy has gone right out the window. These people get the government they deserve and desire, and apparently, they love their dictatorship and they love an oppressive government that criminalizes and dehumanizes the LGBTQ community. But they can’t bring that sh*t to America! If these immigrants can’t adapt to America’s culture, then they can get the f*** out! Take your f***ing hatred back to Mother Russia and die there! This Popov kid should be murdered for his hate crime; he shouldn’t make it to trial. I’m all for vigilante street justice in this case. Kill him in the jail or on the streets. I don’t care.

And a final point, if I may. These Russian folks are infecting every part of the planet. They come to our country with their outdated conservative values routed in the Orthodox Church and longing for the days of Tzarist Russia or Stalin’s U.S.S.R. where — you know — all minorities are repressed. They’re doing it in America, and they’re doing it in Israel. Do you know why Israel is making a hard right turn in their politics? Because there has been a large influx of ultra-orthodox Jewish immigrants from — wait for it — Russia! So, they are diluting the power of liberals and moderates in what used to be a relatively tolerant Israeli state. Not anymore. Russians — no matter where they live on the planet — are a sickness, and we need to begin considering how to eliminate them from the planet before they invade another nation. Kill Russians however and where ever you can!

Ohioans saved their democracy. I’m a bit surprised, but I’m certainly not sanguine. It seems the abortion issue has staying power at the ballot box, but I’m sticking to my guns — abortion rights are always someone else’s problem. It would appear, though, that ~57 percent of the population has a right to choose abortion problem. Voters saw through RepubliKKKlans’ shenanigans in Ohio, but that always begs the more fundamental question: Why do these voters keep electing and re-electing RepubliKKKlans to office? On the one hand, only RepubliKKKlans are trying to roll back people’s rights single-handedly, yet voters seem more than content to keep these same people in office to try and try again. It makes no f***ing sense. Do idiot voters really think that RepubliKKKlans will give up? At some point, RepubliKKKlans are going to win if they are allowed to keep trying. Look what happened with SCOTUS. It took them 40 years to get the Court they wanted to overturn Roe, but eventually, RepubliKKKlan persistence paid off, which is how we got into this mess in the first place. Trust me when I say that RepubliKKKlans have far more staying power than the average idiot voter! And I’ll tell you what will happen in November when voters elect to make abortion access a constitutionally protected right. Nothing! Do voters think that by passing such a referendum — as is likely in November — it gets directly (and magically) inserted into the state constitution? No! RepubliKKKlans still dominate the state. Do you trust them to abide by voters’ wishes? Watch RepubliKKKlans suddenly claim after the election, What referendum? They’ll find technical excuses. (They’re too busy to make changes to the constitution.) I’m not sure why voters think they can have it both ways. Idiots must vote for Democrats to protect their rights, not just on ballot initiatives. Whatever!

Sorry, but she lost me a while ago. At this point, I really don’t care what happens in Georgia. She’s been stringing us along for seven months now. I have no confidence in a person who has no f***ing clue what the definition of “imminent” is. Back in January, she claimed in open court that indictments were imminent. No dictionary in the world would define soon as being seven-plus months in the future. I would expect a prosecutor to use precise language; she does not. Moreover, she claimed that her office was “ready to go.” But now she’s calling more people into the grand jury to testify, presumably to clinch a true bill. Again, I’m sorry, but her language is sloppy at best and stringing us along at worst. I would think for anybody, “ready to go” means that the indictment has already happened, and now it’s just a matter of conveying it to the judge and making the arrest. But she still hasn’t nailed a verdict. She’s been crying wolf for months, and I’m over it.

And this move to re-enforce the security around the court building is more over-the-top showmanship. We’ve been through three other indictments of traitor trump with barely a ripple of protests. So, I have no idea why she thinks there will be an uprising by Georgians on this matter. Sorry, but Willis has been more ringmaster at the circus than anything else. What will happen will happen, but I’ve lost interest, for in the end, the state charges — contrary to what others are predicting — are the least consequential, even though no president can pardon traitor trump’s state crimes. He’s never going to jail. And if, by some miracle of God, he gets convicted, it’s already been made pretty evident that voters have no issue with a criminal president running the county (into the ground). And if the Fulton County case is still pending while he’s president, then I have absolutely no doubt that SCOTUS will pause the prosecution because, make no mistake, too many on the High Court believe traitor trump is above the law. State sovereignty be d*mned. They will claim the president cannot be expected to do his job of running the country and be under prosecution at the same time. They will further argue that his election win is vindication by the voters as to his innocence or, at the very least, the will of the people to delay prosecution until after his term. And you know what? It’s difficult not to see how that argument holds water. Indeed, the idiots of America would have spoken — they want the criminal in charge. Oh, well. Mark my words, f***tards. Welcome to stupid America!

According to CNN, “Fitch Ratings downgraded its U.S. debt rating on Tuesday from the highest AAA rating to AA+, citing ’a steady deterioration in standards of governance.’ Explaining its rationale for the downgrade, Fitch pointed to ‘the expected fiscal deterioration over the next three years, a high and growing general government debt burden, and the erosion of governance relative to “A.A.” and “AAA” rated peers over the last two decades that has manifested in repeated debt limit standoffs and last-minute resolutions.’ Fitch said the decision wasn’t just prompted by the latest debt ceiling standoff but rather ‘a steady deterioration in standards of governance over the last 20 years’ regarding ‘fiscal and debt matters.’”

I am a little late commenting on this news, but I wanted to ensure I did. While Fitch is the least of the big three credit rating agencies (Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s being the other two), they seem to have the most reasonable and clear-eyed understanding of America. I find it laughable that titans of the economy — Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers economy and JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, for example, both of whom have been very critical of Biden’s economy — are lambasting Fitch’s move. These two, in particular, have done nothing but b*tch that Biden’s administration has been behind the eight ball regarding inflation, and the Biden administration is spending too much money while focusing on the wrong segments of the economy (i.e., helping the middle class instead of giving tax cuts to the rich) — go figure! Despite all their complaining about Bidenomics, they’re shocked Fitch downgraded the nation’s credit rating. Moreover, Summers and Dimon criticize Fitch’s move by making the exact same arguments — the economy is strong and growing while inflation is coming to heel — they fault Biden for, namely, his policies are failing to achieve results. They, naturally, want it both ways — Biden’s policies suck for the economy, but the economy is raging hot. Unbelievable! But this is actually not the point of my post.

I am making the point that Fitch was right to downgrade the U.S. credit rating for all the correct reasons beyond the fiscal issues, for the debt and spending are not the only reasons. It is the deterioration of America to govern itself, which the likes of Summers and Dimon roundly dismiss as inconsequential. Not sure how these “geniuses” of finance can so easily ignore the elephant in the room. Who would want to invest in America’s economy if the government and our democracy are perpetually on the verge of imploding? (Do these morons really think capitalism works better under an authoritarian government? Just ask Russia. China may have a strong economy without democratic rule, but do capitalists Summers and Dimon realize that under China’s mode of communism, the government really owns everything, including profits, if they so desire.) So, you’re G.D. right America’s constant flirting with default, dysfunction, and dictatorship should factor into the nation’s creditworthiness. Only an idiot would ignore these added layers of risk. Yet, the people like Summers and Dimon are confused and perplexed by the Fitch downgrade. I think Fitch is more prescient than the rest of them. But what the f*** do I know? I’m just living in this hell like everyone else, but my eyes are actually wide open. Call me a realist. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

According to The Daily Beast, “More questions were asked of Judge Aileen Cannon’s fitness to preside over Donald Trump’s high-profile classified documents case on Monday after the South Florida federal judge rejected special counsel Jack Smith’s bid to preserve ‘grand jury secrecy’ through sealed filings. In her ruling, Cannon questioned the ‘legal propriety’ of Smith using an ‘out-of-district grand jury to continue to investigate and/or to seek post-indictment hearings.’ She demanded that Smith explain why prosecutors are doing this by Aug. 22. … Former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance wrote online that Cannon’s latest order ‘may tee up the issue of her fitness on this case.’ Andrew Weissmann, a former Assistant U.S. Attorney, suggested the same—writing that Cannon’s order is ‘off base.’ ‘Judge Cannon clearly shows her ignorance (bias? both?); the obstruction crimes that were investigated are charges that could have been brought in [Florida] or in D.C. and thus could be investigated in either district,’ he wrote on Twitter. ‘And there was conduct that is alleged to have occurred outside [Florida].’ In a separate blow to Smith, Cannon also removed two filings by prosecutors—about defense attorney Stanley Woodward’s potential conflicts of interest—from the record entirely.”

Did anyone expect anything less? I certainly didn’t! Because I’m not a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order, unlike some other f***tard M.S.M. legal pundits. They had all proclaimed that Cannon had learned her lesson after being smacked down by the appellate court — twice. I’m sorry, but there was never any evidence that she had “learned a lesson” after the humiliation of being reversed by the higher court — twice. That’s part of the problem with idiot progressives such as the legal “experts” on M.S.M. channels like MSNBC and CNN; they always like to believe in the better part of human nature, that people learn, that people are fair and impartial, that there is no such thing as traitor trump judges or Obama judges or Bush judges or Clinton judges. This, of course, is all f***ing B.S. and is particularly untrue for traitor trump judges, who are wildly unqualified morons who are unlearnable; Judge Cannon — the Right Honorable C*nt Cannon as I like to call her — clearly has learned nothing from her previous missteps. She is clearly biased in favor of traitor trump and incompetent. I have no f***ing clue why people keep giving her the benefit of the doubt, especially Smith, who should have asked for her recusal from the moment he learned that he had drawn the short straw. Of course, the c*nt Cannon is going to go fishing for anything that can delay or call into question the validity of the case against traitor trump. That’s precisely what she did when she questioned the legitimacy of the D.O.J. to handle classified documents they seized from a lawfully executed search warrant on Mar-a-Lago. She bent over backward to help traitor trump, and now she’s doing it again.

Oh, well. I’ve said this countless times: No one will ever be able to hold traitor trump accountable because it’s too late, Democrats are too weak (Garland!), and our democracy is too far gone. The end is here, f***tards. Mark my words! Traitor trump should have been held accountable years ago, but people were too stupid and scared to try, and now we’re finding out. Welcome to stupid America!

According to The Washington Post, “Issue 1 is a ballot measure that seeks to make it more difficult to amend the state’s constitution through — yes — future ballot initiatives. Currently, a ballot initiative in Ohio needs a simple majority to pass. If Issue 1 passes, that threshold would be raised to 60 percent of the vote. The proposal also would impose more stringent requirements on how signatures are gathered for ballot initiative campaigns. Campaigns must gather enough signatures to equal 5 percent of the votes cast for governor from 44 of the 88 counties in Ohio. Issue 1’s passing would mean campaigns would have to gather that same percentage of signatures from all 88 counties to get a citizen-led initiative on the ballot.”

Let me see if I understand this correctly: Tomorrow, Ohioans will vote on a ballot measure to raise the standards (make it more difficult) to amend their state constitution, which includes increasing the election threshold from 50 percent plus one to 60 percent plus one, but this “State Issue 1” only required 50 percent plus one to pass. In short, current voters want to make it more difficult for future voters to change the Ohio state constitution by altering the standard from a simple majority to a supermajority. So, voters want to knee cap themselves. Got it! Sounds about right!

The question really is this: Are there enough f***tards and checked-out morons to make this happen? I’m going out on a limb here and say, but, of course, there are. The cynical and contrarian side of me cannot offer any other outcome. Look, idiots! There is a reason why this ballot measure is happening now. Obstenbily, the RepubliKKKlan majority who runs the state — and has for at least the last decade — would have moronic voters believe this is just long overdue legislative housekeeping, that making it harder to amend the constitution is necessary — right now — and has nothing to do with the abortion amendment question that will show up on the ballot in November. They would have their idiot citizenry believe this explanation despite RepubliKKKlans breaking their own law, which bans August elections. As NBC News writes, “Earlier this year, Ohio Republicans enacted a law that effectively scrubbed August special elections from the state’s calendar, calling them overly expensive, low-turnout endeavors that weren’t worth the trouble. But then, just earlier this month, Ohio state legislative Republicans went ahead and scheduled an August election this year that could make it harder for abortion-rights supporters to amend the state constitution later.” Always so funny how RepubliKKKlans are the party of law and order until it doesn’t suit their needs; then all of a sudden it’s “deep state” or what stink’n laws?

Will their gambit work? Hell yes! For the reasons RepubliKKKlans understand all too well: A low turnout election always helps the RepubliKKKlan Party because people are stupid, clueless, and generally don’t care, except for conservatives who are hellbent on never passing up an opportunity to suppress other people’s rights. August is the doldrums month of politics. Congress is always on extended recess, which means so are state legislatures. Parents are checked out as they finish their vacation right before their kids return to school. College students are readying a return to university. August is the unofficial final month of summer, so people are simply not thinking about or engaged in politics, let alone motivated to get their lazy buttocks to the polls to preserve their rights — that only happens every four years in November. (Most people don’t even realize elections happen outside of November.) Inherently, the political will of August voters is on the side of RepubliKKKlans. So I have no doubt what Ohio voters will do. Welcome to stupid America!