Welcome to Stupid America!

I’ve always cringed when I hear progressive and liberal talkshow hosts and podcasters talk about how bad The Don! looks or how he’s obviously in cognitive decline because I thought they were doing too much wishcasting, high on hopeium, leading them to see something that was not there, and confusing the rantings of an elderly, persistently aggrieved idiot with senility. Not to be gracious to Dictator Don in any way, but he’s always been a f***ing moron of the highest f***ing order, so when he speaks like a f***ing moron of the highest f***king order, which is always, then how can you credibly distinguish his daily stupidity from dementia? I thought the criticism of him was simply not persuasive.

Given his performances during the “press conference” with Netanyahu and at the military “pep rally,” I am now a believer that he’s in full-on cognitive decline that goes well beyond a normal aging f***tard. By coincidence or pure laziness, I caught myself listening to The Don’s! speech during the Netanyahu visit. Typically, I would turn the channel, but this time I didn’t, so I had the dubious pleasure of listening to the entire rambling, meandering diatribe. And wow! Just wow! I couldn’t believe how bad it was myself. Slow, plodding, listless, confusing, lacking a train of thought, bouncing back and forth between struggling to read and extemporaneous speaking, and worst of all, an inability to pronounce “Abraham.” He literally saw the word in his prepared script and was confused about how to pronounce the word, as if he didn’t recognize it. This is from a man who constantly celebrates the successful negotiation of the Abraham Accords in his first term. He certainly has had no issues pronouncing the word at any time until now. But I digress. While the “weave” (as he calls it) and other random blabbering, complaining, and lamenting are typical of any Dictator Don speech, this time, it really was a wow moment for me. More endless meandering. More plodding. Lacking more of a train of thought. Perhaps all this time I’ve been the obtuse one, downplaying what I was plainly seeing before my eyes.

Yet, I guess I was alone in my beliefs, for what I thought would have been an obvious point of discussion from the MSM and even other progressive talkshow hosts and podcasters was, indeed, absent. It was an utter silence, with a couple of exceptions here and there (e.g., Dean Obeidallah), as people offered brief comments on the delivery of his speeches, focusing more on the content. However, I don’t see how one can focus solely on the content, which is already problematic, without also emphasizing that the person delivering the content is not a well-functioning individual, who is also the “leader” of the “free world” (not so much anymore).

And don’t even get me started on the (lack of) comparison to Biden. This truly is the MSM falling down on the job. There was not a day that went by that the MSM did not assail Biden for what they perceived to be his cognitive decline. Yet, with The Don! they completely ignore it. What a joke. We are doomed. Welcome to stupid America. Just as dumb as the man speaking for the country.

According to The Hill, “Centrist senators are giving up hope of avoiding a government shutdown this week after a contentious meeting between President Trump and congressional leaders Monday failed to make progress on a short-term funding bill. One Democratic senator who requested anonymity said it’s now highly unlikely that Trump and congressional leaders will reach any preliminary agreement to allow a funding bill to pass by Tuesday’s deadline.”

Well, well, well. Could I have been wrong? Is it possible that dumbass Democrats have finally (at least in this particular moment) grown a spine, willing to shut down the government? Maybe. If I’m wrong, then I will be the first to admit it. And if centrists have given up hope, then I have hope — I know, I know, I’m the last person to advocate for hope — but I have long called for a shutdown. Let the chips fall where they may, although I believe the RepubliKKKlans will shoulder the majority of the blame. Nonetheless, dumbass Democrats must have the correct exit plan: Either get the concessions from Dictator Don and RepubliKKKlans (for whatever those guarantees are worth) or let them kill the filibuster, which I have long contended that RepubliKKKlans desired but were too timid to admit it. Now is their chance. And I say good! Let this sh*t-for-brains country feel the full weight of RepubliKKKlan governance incompetence, utterly unchecked. All too often, dumbass Democrats have shielded Americans from experiencing the worst consequences of RepubliKKKlans’ policies, and I say it is time to remove all the barriers. How many times must I repeat myself before the idiots of America believe me? I think a shutdown is the best way to evince the hoards of American f***tards that RepubliKKKlans consistently mismanage government. Make America Mississippi again. Why not? Whatever! F***ing stupid Americans! We’ve had it too good for too long. Time for the average idiot voter and non-voter to live with the consequences of their vote (or failure to vote). That being said, I actually have reservations about the Democrats’ demands to pass a budget. I don’t think they should be trying to save the ACA from the impact of the OBBB. Again, morons of America need to feel the pain; they need to have their healthcare stripped away, or have their coverage reduced, or see their premiums skyrocket. It never f***ing fails: Democrats always feel the need to help, to protect non-Democrats, to do better. And how do citizens reward Democrats for safeguarding them from the worst impulses of the RepubliKKKlans? Vote them out of office. It never f***ing fails. It’s like clockwork! This is why Americans routinely believe that both parties are the same; there is no difference between RepubliKKKlans and Democrats! Well, let the morons of America be proved wrong. At long last, let Americans feel the consequences.

And I hope the administration follows through on its threat to fire government employees rather than furlough them. This is a twist to a shutdown that was bound to happen anyway; RepubliKKKlans are simply hoping to use the shutdown as a two-for: Reduce the size of government and blame it on Democrats. Win-win. Look, f***tards. This was always the plan: Fire civil servants en masse and hire MAGA moron loyalists to replace those terminated government employees. Thus, it is much less about reducing the total number of government workers than it is about making way for far-right extremists to enter the government at the lowest levels to do further damage to federal institutions. And I say let them, for, again, idiots of America must, for the first time, truly come to grips with a government that has no interest in serving the needs of the population. This has always been the Achilles heel of dumbass Democrats’ good governance ethos: They’ve constantly saved RepubliKKKlans from themselves when it comes to managing the government. I say no more! They should stand back and let RepubliKKKlans and The Don! run wild. Then and only then, maybe, just maybe, Americans will wake up and realize what they’ve elected. Eh, who the f*** am I kidding? If Americans haven’t learned by now, then they never will. But Democrats must try. Welcome to stupid America! It is what it is at this point.

According to Time, “At least four victims have died and eight others were injured after a shooter opened fire at and set fire to a Mormon church some 50 mi. north of Detroit Sunday morning. … Renye identified the suspect as Thomas Jacob Sanford, 40, who lived in neighboring Burton. … A 2007 article reported Sanford had a “stellar” military career, serving in the Marines in Okinawa, Japan, as well as Iraq. (U.S. flags and an Iraq veteran license plate adorned the vehicle Sanford rammed into the church.)”

So, this guy was clearly a MAGA moron. He checks all the requisite boxes: middle-aged, pudgy, white guy, former military, angry (clearly), bigoted (against a sect of Christianity), hunter, and, last but not least, he sports a multi-oversized flag-bearing pickup truck. It would have only been more cliché had he owned a Ford F-150 instead of a Chevrolet/GMC, but they’re all the same to me. Thus, the guy was not trans or gay or had some hidden “leftist” ideology. Nope, he was the poster boy of the typical aggrieved cis white Christian man. But do you hear Dictator Don or the FBI director or the US AG going out decrying the actions of one of their own? Hell-f***ing no! They dare not! Radio-silence. It never f***ing fails. It’s always only the “left’s” fault or no one’s fault at all.

But putting all the whys and wherefores aside, what has become manifest since The Don! returned to office is an increase in violence (90 percent motivated by the far-right), and no one seems to f***ing care. And, of course, the MSM morons fail to call out this obvious trend; they’re too f***ing busy both-sidesing everything. For every act of violence attributed to far-right motivation, the MSM has to find or recount some “equal” action done in the name of “leftists.” It’s always a one-for-one with these f***tards, when no such correspondence exists. The ratio is nine-to-one. Right on cue, this sh*t-for-brains nation re-elects a man who showed his disdain for calm and tranquility in his first term and promised retribution and revenge in his second term, only to have his followers pick up on his not-so-subtle cues to execute The Don’s! will by shooting up everything, daily. What a f***ing joke this country has become. People get the government (and nation) they deserve and desire, and what Americans want is a country riddled with daily gun violence against anyone at any given moment for any given reason. What a way to live. Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to survive and proved daily!

From NBC News, “President Donald Trump will meet with the top four congressional leaders at the White House on Monday as the clock draws nearer to a potential government shutdown, one White House and four congressional officials told NBC News.” Well, this is a trap! And I don’t trust Schumer, who again is the worst Democratic leader of the Senate we’ve ever had. Nor do I trust Jeffries, who has turned out to be a rather limp fighter; I had high hopes, but he’s become more interested in finding common ground and giving away Democrats’ power in the process. All weakness, all the f***ing time!

So, here’s what’s going to happen at the Monday meeting: Dictator Don will take the (predictable) opportunity to call Democratic leadership to the White House and dress them down for all of America’s ills, from every killing to “wokeism” to “transgender for all.” Unfortunately, we don’t have Pelosi to push back. Instead, we have the Schumer and Jefferies supine show, who will, no doubt, just kind of take it and be like deer caught in the headlights as if they had no idea they were walking into a political trap, a trap only meant to provide the RepubliKKKlan base with the appropriate optics so they can blame Democrats for not caving. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well.

Which, I guess, brings me to an obvious choice: Democrats are d*mned if they do, and d*mned if they don’t. So if they’re d*amned either way, then they may as well just f***ing do it (shut down the government). Again, I think Democrats will ultimately cave by agreeing to a continuing resolution (CR) based on empty promises from Dictator Don and RepubliKKKlans, kicking the can down the road to the point that dumbass Democrats will be even more unwilling to shut down the government around the holidays. Recall, the last shutdown during The Don’s! first term spanned from 22 December 2018 to 25 January 2019, and that was caused by the RepubliKKKlans, who refused to fund the government because they would not approve border wall funding. So, RepubliKKKlans have no issue with filling stockings with lumps of coal, yet Democrats never dare to do the hard thing. As I said before, if Democrats agree to a CR now, then they will never shut down the government. It’s now or never! But whatever! I’m over it! I’m just waiting for the grand cave. Welcome to stupid America! The demise of the Democratic Party is upon us and approaching fast!

According to ABC News, “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered a large number of general officers and admirals to gather next Tuesday at the Marine base at Quantico, Virginia, according to five U.S. officials. Two of them told ABC News they don’t know what prompted this gathering of potentially hundreds of the U.S. military’s most senior leaders. It is very rare to hold such a large meeting of general officers who are based stateside and overseas in one location and for it to include the defense secretary. The unusual meeting will also take place months after Hegseth ordered a 20% reduction in the number of officers of the four-star rank, in addition to the 15 senior military officers he has removed from their posts.”

Look, f***tards, all you alls are getting everything wrong with your speculation about the purpose of this meeting. There is only one reason to summon all the military’s top brass to a meeting in person: to swear a blood oath to the Führer. It’s that f***ing simple. The time has come for the military to abandon its loyalty to the Constitution and to swear its allegiance to Dictator Don! But fear not! The military will dutifully change its loyalties. I can only imagine the alacrity with which they reason their right hands to pledge filiety to The Don! so they can keep their commissions. And no one will f***ing care. This is the truly depressing aspect of this impending doom-loop scenario. If there is one reason to energize every citizen to take to the streets, it would be this, but I have no doubt Americans will do the usual: yawn and shop. Whatever! Mark my words! You heard it here first! Welcome to stupid America! The end is upon us, right on schedule.

According to Emerson College Polling, “A new Emerson College Polling/PIX11/The Hill survey of New Jersey voters finds 43% of voters support Democrat Mikie Sherrill and Republican Jack Ciattarelli, respectively; 11% of voters are undecided. … Governor Phil Murphy holds a 35% job approval rating, and 44% disapprove of the job he is doing; 21% are neutral. Since May, the Governor’s approval rating has decreased five points, from 40% to 35%. President Donald Trump holds a 41% job approval and 51% disapproval rating; 9% are neutral.”

I will say from the outset that this is just one poll, and it could be an outlier. However, it is a high-quality polling outfit, so these results should not be easily dismissed. Even if this is an outlier, I will reiterate what I have said about any critical race where polling shows the candidates are tied: Democrats should never be tied at any point in any poll. They should always be running ahead, everywhere and at all times. Whenever they are tied, especially given the state of affairs in America at this very moment, it spells doom for Democrats. And forget every other special election where Democrats won unexpectedly. New Jersey’s upcoming election is not special. It is routine, so you can’t compare this race with any other. Moreover, Dictator Don is more popular in the state than the current Democratic Governor. That’s another warning sign for Democrats. Look, f***tards. Nothing matters with this idiot nation. People don’t f***ing care, especially about democracy. New Jersey is no exception. They’re tired of Democrats, so they’ll install another RepubliKKKlan who will help The Don! further make their lives more difficult because — I guess — of trans and the gays! Why not blame them? Welcome to stupid America! So much stupidity! It hurts! I expected nothing less.

From NBC News, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new round of punishing tariffs, saying the United States will impose a 100% tariff on imported branded drugs, 25% tariff on imports of all heavy-duty trucks and 50% tariffs on kitchen cabinets. Trump also said he would start charging a 30% tariff on upholstered furniture next week.”

Eh, so what? Seriously, at this point, who f***ing cares? Despite all the tariffs currently in effect, consumers remain unfazed, spending with reckless abandon. Dictator Don’s appointed governor, Stephen Miran, recently stated that there was no material manifestation of inflation due to tariffs in the economy. And guess what? He’s right! Not only is he right, but whatever inflation there may be in the markets, consumers seem to be largely unaffected or unbothered by it. Just look at any economic datum point. Sure, inflation indicators are inching up, slowly, but nothing that is shocking the economy, notwithstanding 25 percent and 50 percent tariffs here and there or 10 percent tariffs everywhere. GDP is growing faster than expected. Jobless claims — both new and ongoing — are ticking down, indicating that people are finding employment. New housing starts and sales are rebounding. Seems like home building is undeterred despite what the National Association of Home Builders cautions, “The Department of Commerce announced in August 2025 that it is more than doubling its countervailing duties rate on Canadian softwood lumber imports from 6.74% to 14.63%. Coupled with the anti-dumping rate of 20.6%, tariffs on Canadian lumber will now reach 35.2% (up from the current 14.4%).” Granted, these levels of tariffs have only been in effect since August, and houses typically take longer than that to build, but nothing seems to be stopping this economy. People want, and when they want, they buy, regardless of a crumbling democracy surrounding them. Buy, buy, buy is the national mantra. Look away! Ignore the dictator! Just put it on the credit card!

So, why wouldn’t The Don! feel emboldened to do more damage when no one appears to mind? Why wouldn’t he slap on more tariffs on everything? Because no one f***ing cares. People will pay until it hurts and blame Democrats for the weak economy and praise RepubliKKKlans for making their lives worse because that’s how it always f***ing works. Every f***ing time. RepubliKKKlans keep getting away with it because f***tard voters let them. Nay, indeed, they encourage and condone Dictator Don’s behavior. Whatever! I f***ing give up. I’ve been waiting for these tariffs to start wreaking havoc on the economy to show morons of America the error of their votes, but I doubt that will ever happen. We truly do live in a consequence-free country for RepubliKKKlans, that is. Democrats always get blamed for everything, and they just roll over and take it. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. Nothing matters. It just doesn’t!

According to NBCNews, “This week, dozens of Christian creators on TikTok prepared for what they thought would be a biblical Rapture. In Australia, Tilahun Desalegn said he sold his car. Thousands of miles away in Colorado, Melissa Johnston created flowcharts and care packages for those who would be left behind. In Chicago, De’Mico Harden began documenting the signs — pointing out anytime the clock struck 9:23, a date that was among the three-day window when the Rapture was supposed to take place. But by Wednesday afternoon, no such end had come — instead, confusion and disappointment had set in for some believers. Many had been posting videos to TikTok about what people should expect when the Rapture occurs, namely that Jesus will take true believers to heaven as Earth enters an apocalypse. … The prediction that the Rapture would begin on Sept. 23, during the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah, appeared to originate with a South African pastor named Joshua Mhlakela, who had shared his theory in an interview with religious YouTube channel Centtwinz TV in June.”

Just more proof that humanity is simply too f***ing stupid to survive. One would think that morons of the world and history (i.e., plebeians throughout time) would finally get a f***ing clue. Do you know how long humans have been predicting the Rapture? Any guesses from morons out there? Anyone? Anyone at all? I’ll tell you, 2000 years! Yes, basically for as long as Christianity has been a religion, people have been predicting the End Times, and every f***ing time they are disappointed, yet remain undeterred. With every new generation of morons breeding progressively dumber morons, the story is the same: The end is coming. “Mark my words,” they proclaim. Alas, the end never comes, but people continue to believe, embarrassing themselves and evincing that humanity is just as stupid as all religion demands them to be. Not to mention it is blasphemous for someone to think they know the mind of God. “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father” (Matthew 24:26, KJV). Yet “devout” Christians never seem to let their own blasphemy get in the way of proselytizing. But if someone else blasphemes, then watch out! Then we add on TikTok, the app that actively makes people dumber, and we wonder why Rapture talk goes viral. Honestly, all these people should self-rapture; the collective IQ of humanity would double. If only we were so lucky. Whatever! The end is here in one sense, as I’ve been saying for years: The end of humanity’s enlightenment. (And no one cares!) I live in stupid f***ing hell!

From The Hill, “Democratic senators say that unless Republicans scrap their plan to advance a ‘clean’ seven-week continuing resolution, they don’t see any option other than defeating it as a way to send a ‘message’ to President Trump. Doing so would almost certainly trigger a government shutdown, something Democrats avoided earlier this year but is increasingly looking inevitable this fall.”

I doubt there will be a shutdown. For all of the dumbass Democrats’ tough talk, they are feckless and continue to have no spine and no plan. This will be the tell: If they go along with a clean CR. If Democrats vote along with RepubliKKKlans to keep the government open while they “hash out” nothing, then there will be no government shutdown at any point — ever — during the Dictator Don sh*tshow part deux. If dumbass Democrats can’t find a spine now, then why would I believe they’ll grow one in a couple of months? Even if they did shut down the government, are they willing to go the full nine yards? There has to be some point to killing government funding other than “sending a message,” as one idiotic Democratic senator suggests. If Democrats temporarily shut it down only to eventually reopen it while achieving no concessions on the ACA, then what’s the f***ing point? That’s how this is going to end. I promise. I can already see it. The only shutdown worth doing would be either a permanent one until they get everything they want on the ACA, which no doubt the Don! will ignore, or until RepubliKKKlans eliminate the filibuster so they can pass the budget with a simple majority. RepubliKKKlans have been chomping at the bit to kill the filibuster anyway. So, let them.

That being said, I’ve been calling for a shutdown from day one — back in March — but naturally, Schumer, who is the worst Democratic leader of the Senate ever, caved for fear that doing so would give the Don! too much power. Well, back then, as now, I say give the moron all the power! Yes, yes, I sound like a MAGA moron, but I am not. I want to hasten the next civil war, and this is probably the best way to accelerate it. Look f***tards, part of the reason we’re in this f***ing mess is because dumbass Democrats keep saving the country from the worst impulses of RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. It never f***ing fails. Democrats, for far too long, have been that steadying hand on the government, preventing America from realizing its worst self. This is why Americans, especially those non-voters and politically illiterate, believe that both parties are the same, that there is really no difference between the two. Well, that sh*t needs to end now. So, let the government shut down and let Dictator Don and the RepubliKKKlan Party unleash the full force of authoritarianism on American morons. Maybe then — just maybe — people will start to pay attention and wake up. Oh, who the f*** am I kidding? This country is lost. Again, the only way to get it back is to vanquish the enemy, and the enemy is all those on the political right, and the only way to win is through war. So, let it come sooner rather than later. Again, the only way is through — not around, over, or under — but through! Welcome to stupid America!

This guy confuses the f*** out of me — the guy on the left, not the other f***tard, whose evil is almost banal given this new America era. By all accounts, the kill shot was not for the amateur — not impossible, but certainly not for someone who just picked up the rifle the previous day. So, how does a guy who, clearly, did some planning and preparation get so sloppy as to leave palm prints and the murder weapon behind? Did this guy not think to wear gloves at the very least? I would also add that he should have worn a mask (or gaiter), given the ubiquity of cameras, but, then again, this is Utah, so a mask may have drawn more attention. Let’s assume the rifle is actually untraceable — purchased at a gun show or, better yet, a “missing” gun acquired years ago — essentially off the grid. Let’s also assume that he ditched the clothes in the photo quickly (and did not leave them somewhere to be carelessly discovered). I guess my point is this: If you go for the king and kill the king, then you must steel yourself to act accordingly afterwards. That is to say, not freaking out, starting to lose your cool, and making mistakes. Assume you’ll get caught and pay the price. It is only through calm and collected action that you’ll maintain freedom. Sumpreme insouciance is the name of the game.