Welcome to Stupid America!

Once again, I was right! And once again, this is something I’ve been saying for years now: Demographics are not going to save America and Democrats, f***tards. As The Hill reports, “Young women are more likely to identify as liberal now than at any time in the past two decades, a trend that puts them squarely at odds with young men. … The gender gap is the largest recorded in 24 years of polling. The finding culminates years of rising liberalism among women ages 18 to 29, without any increase among their male peers.”

This is where I rail against f***ing stupid Democrats for being too lax at “getting” new voters because they naively think that the future will automatically be more progressive, that the youth vote (if and when they ever show up to vote) will be Democrats, that “the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward [Democrats].” Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! And there is a straightforward thought experiment to prove this is not true. If future generations are supposed to be more progressive than the last, then America would be the most progressive country on the planet. Would you say that’s true of today’s society? I wouldn’t. We’re going backward, but don’t worry, the next generation will save us — dumbass Democrats like to think. Not! This is why I hate Democrats at times. They are just weak and too oppmististic. They really don’t understand that politics and winning are a ruthless fight, not a battle of wits and ideals. Whatever. Welcome to stupid America!

I love it! Yahoo! reports, “Longtime political strategist James Carville suggested Tuesday that Republicans are running ‘very low-quality candidates’ in the midterms because ‘they have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. They really do,’ Carville said during an appearance on MSNBC’s The 11th Hour. ‘I’m not really supposed to say that but it’s [an] obvious fact. And you know, when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate? Other stupid people [emphasis added].’” Ha! Ha! It would be funny if not so sad. It’s the entire reason I have this site, for as long as there are stupid voters, then there will be stupid stories, stupid outcomes, and, of course, the end of Democracy. But, eh! No one cares because culture wars and gas prices! Welcome to stupid America!

According to The Hill, “Arizona gubernatorial candidates Katie Hobbs (D) and Kari Lake (R) are in a deadlock among likely voters ahead of next month’s election, according to a new poll from CBS News’s Battleground Tracker and YouGov published on Wednesday.” Look, f***tards! I don’t know how many times I have to say it. I don’t know how else to say it. I don’t know what more to say. But the end of America’s democracy is in the works. It’s happening now as I write. And poll after poll is only reinforcing what I see. Given everything this country knows about RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, they are still giving Democrats a run for their money in all these races, from Governors to Senators to Congressmen. I would say it all makes no sense, but it does because America is stupid. Just too stupid to save itself from those who want to destroy America. I promise you people don’t care. They won’t care until it’s too late, and even then, they’ll just shrug their shoulders. The abortion issue is not — again, I say it — going to save Democrats. Nothing matters because people just don’t want to work to preserve democracy, for it is hard work. Democracy does not just happen automatically, but it dies that way! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. We get the government we deserve and desire. The end is coming, f***tards!

You, people, do realize that douchebag Musk is just f***ing with Twitter, the markets, and America. He’s just one big joke at this point, trying to out-trump traitor trump, less the politics (mostly). Of course, he gets the attention his ego demands, and people — myself included — give it to him in one form or another. MarketWatch reports, “Twitter Inc. shares were halted in midday trading Tuesday after reports indicated that Tesla Inc. Chief Executive Elon Musk was now proposing to purchase the social-media company at his original offer price, suggesting a possible end to the legal saga between the two parties.” He probably just now realized that he couldn’t get out of the deal via a lawsuit. But he should have known that already because he’s the one who rushed through and signed the deal. He’s a douchebag — always has been and always will be. Welcome to stupid America!

Do not be surprised that SCOTUS denied certiorari for what would have been perceived as pro-conservative causes and easy wins for RepubliKKKlans, namely regarding issues of D.O.J. filter teams (Korf v. The United States), Mike Lindell’s defamation case (MyPillo v. U.S. Dominion), Second Amendment rights via challenges to bump stock restrictions (W. Clark Aposhian v. Merrick B. Garland and Gun Owners of America v. Merrick B. Garland), and other cases related to redistricting (e.g., Pennsylvania). There is an easy explanation. They only have so much bandwidth each term, and the justices have the numbers and the patience to see through their ultimate goal: To destroy the rule of law. Not to mention some of these cases are redundant such as those related to redistricting. They’re about to enshrine the Independent State Legislature Theory, which will take care of any cases related to elections more generally.

And I do want to make one more point that was recently lost on me, which I should have deduced much earlier. It only takes four justices to vote in favor of granting certiorari. In other words, every case the Court decides to take is entirely at the discretion of the conservative justices. They control the agenda entirely, so you can be confident that whatever cases they choose to review come with a particular objective in mind, which is to undo the last era of progress. Do not be sanguine when SCOTUS passes on a case, for there is a good reason. They’ll eventually get to destroying the rule of law and American society, all in good time. Welcome to stupid America!

I must admit, tweeting is problematic when trying to temper my vulgarity. So I must summon my thin reserves of wit, satire, and tempered ire. Oh, all while having to be pithy. We’ll see how long I can go without getting put in the penalty box. I wonder if Twitter screens for pig Latin?

I really, really hate this guy. Not only is he a douchebag, but he’s a tool for the Russian government, and I’m glad Ukrainian diplomat Andriy Melnyk told him to go f*** off! I’ll second that! The Hill has this disgusting story, “Musk tweeted out a poll on Monday asking respondents to weigh in on his proposal to end the war: redoing elections of annexed region under United Nations supervision, giving up the Crimean peninsula to Russia and maintaining Ukraine as a neutral country between Russia and the West.” What a f***ing joke. Clearly, he’s in the crowd of sacrificing Ukraine in the name of appeasement and solidifying Russia’s illegal gains. I can’t deal with the stupid. Welcome to stupid America!

Nothing worse than flip-flopping inside of a fortnight. I guess either Truss has no confidence in her own economic foundation or just has no idea what she’s doing. As The New York Times reports, “Facing a mutiny of Conservative Party lawmakers, Prime Minister Liz Truss of Britain on Monday reversed plans to abolish the top income tax rate of 45 percent on high earners, a humiliating about-face that leaves her supply-side economic agenda in tatters and her grip on power uncertain. … But the reversal leaves Ms. Truss’s month-old government in flux, with a rebellious and newly empowered band of lawmakers in Parliament. Cutting taxes was the prime minister’s signature economic proposal; reversing course so quickly on part of her plan will raise doubts about her leadership.” No matter where conservatism resides, no matter the country or the degree, it always suffers from the same ignorance and impatience. Cut taxes and then figure out the economic consequences!

What else is new? The NFL either attracts whitey corrupt players or produces them. I think the Star Tribune said it well, “The Hall of Fame rules may make it impossible for the NFL to expel Favre, but as we witnessed with Colin Kaepernick, the league can certainly ostracize him. For if owners thought protests during the national anthem threatened the integrity of the NFL’s precious shield, then where does ‘sued for taking financial assistance from the poorest among us’ fit in that picture?” It is fitting that this article excerpt would juxtapose Payton and Kaepernick. The NFL destroyed Kaepernick’s career before it began because he took a principled stand (knee) on an issue of great importance to him. Oh, and he’s (Black). Then you have whitey “hero” who not once but twice scammed large sums of money from welfare funds in the poorest, most backward state in the nation — Mississippi — who, of course, also has a large (Black) population living in poverty. You can always count on RepubliKKKlans and evil evangelicals to do whatever they can to make (Black) poor people poorer. Welcome to stupid America!

I love it when CPAC’s id tweets, and then the ego has to Russia-wash (or Russia-splain) away its true sentiments. Allow me to share excerpts from The Hill that expose the id: “According to screenshots of the post shared on Twitter, CPAC had tweeted that Russian President Vladimir Putin’ announces the annexation of 4 Ukrainian-occupied territories’ while ‘Biden and the Dems continue to send Ukraine billions of taxpayer dollars.’ ‘Meanwhile, we are under attack at our southern border. When will Democrats put #AmericaFirst and end the gift-giving to Ukraine?’ CPAC wrote in the original post.” And now the ego: “‘Russia’s illegal invasion of Ukraine must be repelled. Putin is a madman that is putting millions of lives at risk with his loose talk of nuclear war,’ the conservative organization wrote. ‘We must oppose Putin, but American taxpayers should not be shouldering the vast majority of the cost.’” (Lies!)

Their hate cannot be masked no matter what cleanup they attempt on aisle 13. Let’s face it! CPAC leadership and each of its members are pro-Russian authoritarianism and anti-Western democracy, all wrapped up in white supremacy. You see, morons, CPAC does not want America to be the leader of the free world. They want us to be second-fiddle to Russia’s hegemony because — brown people! Whatever! This is conservativism rising in America! Welcome to stupid America! Dumb and whitey!