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Reporting from the Tampa Bay Times, “Gov. Ron DeSantis on Thursday removed Hillsborough County State Attorney Andrew Warren from office for what he said was Warren’s disregard for his duty to enforce state laws, including a pledge not to prosecute people receiving an abortion or their doctors performing them. … The suspension, which stunned observers, removed one of the state’s most outspoken prosecutors. Warren, a Democrat, has been a frequent critic of DeSantis, a Republican. … DeSantis’ order does not cite examples of Warren not prosecuting individual cases. The state has no laws on gender-affirming care that Warren could refuse to prosecute. Instead, DeSantis’ order points to Warren’s public comments on abortion, transgender issues and office policies Warren has adopted.”

This is DeSantis using his political power to punish duly elected officials just as he punishes corporations (Disney), professional teams (Tampa Bay Rays), universities, the gays and schools, and the Special Olympics, to name a few. He’s just a purely vengeful governor, but guess what? People and Floridians love his cruelty and spitefulness because this is stupid, hateful America. Look, f***tards. I don’t know how often I have to say it and post about it — America is dying. Americans prefer their autocratic leaders who would lead through pure vengeance and hatred against a few instead of governing for all. Americans don’t mind that a minority rules over the majority. Americans are just too stupid and uninvolved to care about saving America and democracy, which is why and how DeSantis can wield his power with one of the highest approval ratings nationwide and and approval that bests Biden. Americans love that their guy is inflicting pain on others and demonizing others. And DeSantis is going to get re-elected because of everything he is doing to minorities. This is the future of America. Mark my words, f***tards! The signs are everywhere, from Florida to Arizona! Welcome to stupid America! The end is coming in plain sight! But whatever. No one cares. Oh, well.

Alex Jones is a merchant of lies, conspiracy theories, and pure hatred. Yet, the man is still alive. He still roams the face of the planet. Despite his infectious broadcasts spreading lies and hate to millions of morons like a poison that eventually kills, he is as famous and rich as ever because America is the land of morons and dups. I guess I just answered my own question, at least partly — I see why he thrives. Alex Jones remains above ground because stupid America loves him; they demand (and receive) what he’s peddling: Conspiracy theories, lies, hatred, and stupidity. There is a reason why he’s rich. There are millions upon millions upon millions who love him. And this is the America that is expected to survive? I don’t see how. So, now I must ask the question again: Why have Americans allowed Alex Jones to live? He is a cancer in America, yet no one has excised him from the American body. I’m tired of being nice and fair and understanding and sympathetic and empathetic. Many, many American citizens should not be allowed to live in this country (or at all). Who will stop Alex Jones? You? You? Or you? This is a call to action. Who will save America from Alex Jones before it’s too late?

According to The New York Times, “Viktor Orbán, the prime minister of Hungary who is revered by a wing of the American political right, spoke as an opening day headliner at a conservative event in Texas after he was condemned for his recent comments opposing a ‘mixed-race’ society.” And The Hill reports, “The Hungarian leader said he had come to Texas to tell the audience ‘how you should fight. My answer is play by your own rules. … We must coordinate a movement of our troops because we face the same challenge,’ he continued, calling the 2022 midterm elections and 2024 presidential and congressional elections part of ‘the fight for civilization.’ Orbán emphasized Hungary’s hard-line policies criminalizing illegal migration and restricting marriage and adoption for same-sex couples.” He basically came to America to incite a call to arms and to hate on the gays (of course). Forty percent of America loves him for it and wants more. America cannot survive! I keep telling you, idiots!

This is the future of America, f***tards: An autocracy with a scoop of theocracy on the side because one of the two major political parties in America is all in on ending America’s democracy and enacting their wet dream of a nation where white supremacy, misogyny, anti-gay hate, racism, and all the other -ists and isms are not only accepted but codified. I wish people would wake the f*** up in America and, indeed, around the world. I have written about this endlessly, but there is a reason why authoritarianism is ascending, and democracy is dying across the globe, including America. And I don’t give one G.D. f*** about the surprise ballot victory that kept Nebraskans’ constitutional protection to abortions. I’m hearing it all over progressive media and talk shows: Nebraska is proof the tide is turning for Democrats in the midterms. Ugh! No! It’s! Not! Dumbass Democrats think holding the House and the Senate is tantamount to winning the war. Not! If Democrats retain the House by some miracle of God, it’s just one battle won in a long war. Nonetheless, RepubliKKKlans have been planning and planting the seeds of destruction of America’s democracy for decades. Indeed, until traitor trump, those seeds lay dormant, waiting for the deluge that is the MAGA movement, conspiracy theory critical mass, and, of course, SCOTUS.

To be sure, hateful attitudes have been with America from the moment the first Europeans set foot on the continent. We are far from the City upon a Hill. With the counterculture and social revolution of the 1960s, such hatreds were suppressed and forced into the fringes of polite society. Certainly, no political party would make hate a central plank of their platform. Then came traitor trump. Now the hate, anger, grievance, and white Christian nationalism are out in the open, on full display — embraced, revered, and accepted by 40 percent of the American population and ignored by the rest. The 60 percent who are too stupid, too lazy, or too self-involved to care will soon find themselves being ruled over by the tyrannical minority. The modern world has seen this movie before! Nazis came to power with never having won more than 40 percent of the vote! The end is coming, but whatever. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are openly discussing the end of America’s democracy, and no one is listening. Wake up, people, especially the LGBTQ community! Welcome to stupid America!

According to The Hill, “Republicans touting former President Trump’s unfounded claims that the 2020 election was stolen saw victories across the map in Tuesday’s primaries, raising questions — and, for many, concerns — about what will happen in November’s general elections. … The potential elevation of election deniers into roles such as governor and attorney general, which could directly impact an election, has alarmed some observers. … For now the question is whether candidates who questioned the 2020 election can win in November. But some are already looking ahead to a different question: If they do, will they use their offices to contest future elections? ‘That’s certainly not just a possibility but more and more a probability,’ Heye said. ‘The reality is for those Republican election deniers, they only deny the elections they want to deny.’”

What happens when you put election-denying politicians in positions to run and certify elections who believe any election their party did not win must have been rigged and, therefore, should be overturned? (Of course, nevermind the fact that said politicians supposedly allowed corrupted elections to happen on their watch, meaning they couldn’t do their job competently in the first place, but their flawed logic never stops these morons, who ran on restoring election “integrity.”) So, what happens to a state and, indeed, a nation where every election is contested, and the final results are determined by the opinion of RepubliKKKlan election proctors or by RepubliKKKlan state legislatures in favor of their own party? What happens to a nation where everyone in the RepubliKKKlan Party simply refuses to believe election results in which they did not win? What happens? The end of democracy is what happens. We are on our way, morons. Mark my words!

Look, f***tards! Denying elections is nothing new; it is as old as elections themselves, and it is as old as the founding of America. The end of America’s democracy will not happen overnight and will not occur in a single or a couple of elections, but it has started and is accelerating. Indeed, RepubliKKKlans have been waiting for this moment for decades. What is this moment? The moment of conservative momentum spreading throughout America; the moment of a captured SCOTUS who is hell-bent on voter suppression and bolstering RepubliKKKlan dogma; the moment of their strongman traitor trump holding up a mirror to MAGA morons and the nation falling in love with the reflection; the moment of unapologetic white supremacy and conspiracy theories become the backbone of the RepubliKKKlan Party; and the moment of being able to finally install people to rig future elections to take and hold power indefinitely. Mark my words! This time, unlike our previous 245-year history, is, in fact, different — very different. And citizens are copacetic with it! Welcome to stupid America!

I quote a RepubliKKKlan strategist, Stuart Stevens, “Here’s a simple message for Democrats: attack, attack, attack. A governing party vs a party obsessed with bathrooms and bedrooms. You can win. There are more of you than them. Walk with confidence. Go out and take it.” Yes! Yes! Yes! I promise that I’m not an undercover RepubliKKKlan trolling my readers, but RepubliKKKlans know how to fight, which I admire. Unfortunately, there is virtually no political and absolutely no social policy with which I agree.

Then I stumbled across an article from The Hill titled “Democrats want Biden to go scorched-earth on GOP.” It goes on to say, “After all, the party was up against Donald Trump, a man who seemed to find joy in making personal attacks part of his daily routine. But nearly six years later, the party that pledged to play nice is fed up. Democrats are tired of being stomped on by the opposition. They hate the public perception of President Biden as a president in peril. And the conservative Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade is pushing them past their limits. Going low suddenly seems more appealing, some Democrats now say.” One would think.

But this is what we actually get: Dumbass Democrats still live Michele Obama’s mantra: “When they go low, we go high.” OMG! F***ing kill me now with that pathetic sh*t. I swear to God that B.S. mentality has burrowed itself so deep into Democrats’ ethos the party may as well be a walking zombie. They act like it! The scorched earth wing needs to start flexing its muscles and pull Democrats out of their weak posture. But this is stupid America!

The opening line of articles across the MSM is the same in describing the result of the constitutional right to abortion question on the Kansas primary ballot. CNN writes representatively, “Kansas voters sent a dramatic message on Tuesday, opting to maintain the right to an abortion in their state’s constitution just weeks after the US Supreme Court decided to overturn Roe v. Wade.” I heard the word “thunderbolt” used frequently. Lord knows I was surprised. I did not think the specific question would survive in such a red state. But turnout was twice the norm for a midterm primary, so indeed, there was motivation. I guess people do care, after all. In fact, the ballot result was right in line with national polling; roughly 60 percent support a woman’s right to choose. And to be sure, such a result could not have happened without crossover support from RepubliKKKlan voters. However, I think many are overstating the consequences of this Kansas result on the upcoming midterm elections. There is a vast difference between a ballot question and voting for a candidate of a particular party. As the crossover votes in Kansas prove, people will vote to keep a woman’s right to choose yet vote for anti-abortion lawmakers. So, what happens when there is no “crossover,” and the voter must choose all or nothing: Democrat or RepubliKKKlan? Because abortion rights in poll after poll rates so low on voters’ concerns, the electorate will gladly vote for anti-abortion candidates if the question itself is not on the ballot. Let me repeat: The abortion issue is not going to save Democrats in the midterm elections. Mark my words!

But fear not! RepubliKKKlans will learn from this mistake. They are already devising other ways to go around voters to strip women of their rights. Mark my words. They never stop, no matter what the populous wants. Kansas is merely a stumbling block, for if you look at the results from the rest of Tuesday’s primary elections, you’ll see Americans want crazy on the midterm ballot. Last night the Kansas abortion question victory was an anomaly. Consider what Kansas did otherwise. They nominated Kris Kobach as the RepubliKKKlan candidate for state attorney general. Yup! That guy is back. You can’t make this sh*t up. Welcome to stupid America! Stupid usually wins in the long run.

According to the Insider, “Former President Donald Trump issued an ambiguous statement backing ‘Eric’ in the Missouri GOP Senate, an endorsement that capitalized on a coincidence to encompass both Eric Greitens and Eric Schmitt. The borderline-comical decision was a deliberate way to get out of choosing, Politico reported in the wake of the endorsement. … The ambiguity caused chaos, with both candidates seizing on the statement to claim they had Trump’s favor. According to Politico’s sources, the ambiguity was not an error, but down to Trump’s inability to make up his mind between Greitens and Schmitt in time for a deadline he set himself.”

Of course! Traitor trump — the “leader” — doesn’t know how to lead. But this is par for the course for a party of f***tards who are elected to power by a country of morons. Traitor trump loves the show. He loves the ambiguity. He loves the attention. He loves the idea of “two men enter; one man leaves” drama. Moreover, it protects his king-maker record. No matter who wins, he’ll calm a perfect record for choosing the winner. He’ll claim no one can win without his endorsement. He’ll claim his importance to the party is undiminished. It’s just more of the same unserious buffoonery that his voters love. It never gets old for these morons. It’s the same schtick he’s been using his entire life: Look at me! I’m the winner, and I pick winners! I can’t go wrong! Yet, his MAGA moron followers eat it up because they’re too stupid. And he is the f***tard that poll after poll indicates voters want back in the White House. Whatever! I give up. Welcome to stupid America. “I’m Eric!”

According to NBC News, “Blindsided veterans erupted in anger and indignation Thursday after Senate Republicans suddenly tanked a widely supported bipartisan measure that would have expanded medical coverage for millions of combatants exposed to toxic burn pits during their service. … But in a move that shocked and confused veteran groups Wednesday night, 41 Senate Republicans blocked the bill’s passage, including 25 who had supported it a month ago. … The Senate passed the original legislation 84-14 in June. It underwent minor changes when it moved to the House, where it passed 342-88. When the bill returned to the Senate, the bill had not changed much but the view — and vote — of 25 senators did.”

And then from The Washington Post, “The Senate had passed the bill Wednesday in a 64-33 vote. Days earlier, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) had said there would be bipartisan support for the bill’s passage in the House and vowed to send it to Biden’s desk as soon as possible. At the time, House Republican leaders had planned to let their rank and file vote their conscience on the bill. However, after the stunning news Wednesday night of a deal between Sen. Joe Manchin III (D-W.Va.) and Democratic leaders on a separate climate, health-care and taxes bill, House GOP leaders urged members to oppose the chips bill as retribution, in an effort to deny Biden and Senate Majority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) a legislative win.”

RepubliKKKlans hate Democrats so much that they will side with China and stab veterans in the back. Yet! Yet, time after time and election after election, the American voter always votes for RepubliKKKlans because they are the “pro” America and “pro” military party when, in fact, they are not. But stupid America always believes their lies. I totally give up. I really, truly f***ing give up with this country of f***tards. It never fails. It never f***ing fails. RepubliKKKlans claim to be the America first party, but they vote and legislate as the America last party, yet no one calls them out on it. Idiot America votes for them anyway because I live in stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America. We vote for the stupid party here, and we like it!

Breaking news! Biden kills Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al-Qaeda. Of course, America is too stupid to care or understand this unqualified and momentous win for Biden. How can I be so certain that Americans won’t care? I look to the past. What other Democratic president had such an achievement? Anyone? Anyone at all like to make a guess or recollect history? Who else? Who indeed? Well, for the idiots out there, it was President Obama. He killed the last al-Qaeda leader — Osama bin Laden. You know! America’s number one wanted terrorist. Obama got him while Bush II let him get away. People may be hard-pressed to remember such a victory because Americans basically ignored it. America had been hunting for bin Laden for a decade. He eluded the RepubliKKKlan president, but not Obama! Of course, when Obama told the world, RepubliKKKlans gave him zero credit, and the rest of America did a collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I have no doubt Americans will do the same for Biden, the other Democratic president who actually fights terrorism — the Afghanistan disaster aside. In fact, America’s withdrawal from Afghanistan may have led al-Zawahiri into the country and allowed him to get too comfortable and complacent about his security. One could make the argument that exiting Afghanistan resulted in the al-Qaeda leader’s ultimate termination. Moreover, this does prove that Biden was correct about leaving: America did not need to occupy the country to fight terrorism; it could be done with over-the-horizon capabilities. Indeed!

I am sure traitor trump is going crazy because he failed to get al-Zawahiri — that is if he even tried. I doubt it. If anything, the orange traitor aided and abetted terrorists worldwide because he was more in bed with them and their authoritarian protectors than against them. To be fair, I guess traitor trump took out some terrorist general or something like that at one point during his treasonous term, so he did lift a pinkie for a second. This is a great victory for Biden, and I have no doubt stupid America will find a way to ignore or punish him for it because I live in stupid hell where people want the traitor back in office. Welcome to stupid America. No one cares because gas prices!

According to The Hill, “Former President Trump leads President Biden and Vice President Harris in hypothetical 2024 presidential match-ups, according to a new Harvard CAPS-Harris Poll survey released exclusively to The Hill on Monday. The poll found that if the 2024 election were held today, 45 percent of voters would vote for Trump in a race against Biden, who attracted the support of 41 percent of respondents, while 14 percent were unsure or didn’t know.” By my count, this is at least the fifth poll whereby traitor trump bests Biden. Actually, this particular poll is an online survey without a M.O.E., so I don’t rate it as being particularly statistically meaningful. Nonetheless, the poll reinforces the same trend indicated in many other polls: People want traitor trump back to finish destroying America!

Look, f***tards. There is really not much more for me to comment regarding such polls. America is too stupid to survive, and the citizens prove it daily. Given everything this nation of morons has witnessed during and since traitor trump’s presidency, they want him back. I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t deal with the stupid. It hurts. Mark my words, f***tards. America is about to roll out the red carpet for traitor trump again because Americans are too stupid to know any better. How many f***ing times do I have to tell the f***tards out there? How many m*****f***ing G.D. times? Biden is merely the intermission to the end of America. Mark my words, idiots. You have no idea just how bad things have become. Welcome to stupid America. Dumber every day!