Welcome to Stupid America!

Last night’s January 6 hearing roiled my ire all over again. There is only one solution to this ongoing problem: Execute them all, starting with every person who breached the Capitol, then those who marched to the Capitol but stopped just short, and then anyone else left who attended the rally. Line them up on the streets and hang them. There must be the blood of traitors and terrorists running in the streets, for believe me when I say the coup is only on hold and will be re-started if Americans don’t get their f***ing heads out of their collective asses to put an end to these people — RepubliKKKlan, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. Welcome to stupid America because we let it.

Ugh! Of course, it was bound to happen — Biden contracted COVID — and now the MSM is all over this “story” like white on rice. While it is initially newsworthy, anything beyond 15 minutes of coverage is gratuitous, but naturally, that’s not how the MSM will cover the narrative. It’s going to be hours and hours of Biden/COVID coverage, asking stupid questions and engaging in foolish speculation such as what are the optics of a “sick” Biden? Will Biden survive? How can he prove to America that he’s not on life support? Can he bench 200 pounds? Look, morons. Biden is not traitor trump, who is old, obese, out of shape, has cardiovascular disease, and believes COVID is for weak people, which is why he tried to hide the seriousness of his illness to the point he could barely walk and breathe. His denialism almost got him killed. Unfortunately for the entire world, he survived.

On the other hand, we have Biden, who is fit for his age, fully vaccinated, and taking a COVID prophylactic. He takes the disease seriously, which means he’s already ahead of the curve and will hide nothing from the public. There will be no emergency helicopter ride to Reed Hospital. God! This is going to be a grueling day of listening to the news as they rehash every minute of Biden’s status. Welcome to stupid America. We always focus on the wrong story.

The New York Times said it perfectly in a news article: “In short, delay is the new denial.” As usual, RepubliKKKlans will find any excuse to avoid the issue of climate change. The article continues, “Few Republicans in Congress now outwardly dismiss the scientific evidence that human activities — the burning of oil, gas and coal — have produced gases that are dangerously heating the Earth. But for many, denial of the cause of global temperature rise has been replaced by an insistence that the solution — replacing fossil fuels over time with wind, solar and other nonpolluting energy sources — will hurt the economy. … Overwhelmingly, Republicans on Capitol Hill say that they believe that the United States should be drilling and burning more American oil, gas and coal, and that market forces would somehow develop solutions to the carbon dioxide that has been building in the atmosphere, trapping heat like a blanket around a sweltering Earth.”

So, in other words, “It’s the economy, stupid.” That is, of course, wrong. RepubliKKKlans are killing the planet, and they don’t care. Most of them are crazy evil evangelicals and QAnon kooks who believe (secretly) everything is a hoax and do not care about the here and now; the afterlife is their true goal. Well, those f***tards should speak for themselves and not the rest of us who would rather not sh*t all over the environment in which we live. Nonetheless, Biden had it absolutely correct in his climate speech today when he said that combating climate change means jobs, jobs, jobs. Of course, it does. Naturally, what stupid RepubliKKKlans are failing to understand is that delays and doing nothing will cost the economy even more in the future. I just can’t understand the level of abject stupidity that is putting off tackling climate change, especially when using “the economy” as an excuse. Do these f***tards have no clue of what economic, political, and military — yes military — hellscape awaits the world by doing nothing or doing too little? I have written so much about climate change that I’m getting sick of it, yet I will continue for newcomers.

I liken America’s (would-be) pursuit of global leadership on climate change to the Apollo program. Even during the 1960s, many saw the endeavor as a waste of money and resources, but America persevered. Why? Going to the Moon certainly was not a global necessity to protect the Earth. At best, it was pure national pride coupled with the expectation of gaining scientific experience and knowledge through such an achievement. (Not to mention a desire to beat the Soviets.) We did it most of all for bragging rights. But now, when the health of the planet is in the balance, we as a nation hesitate and balk at the crisis upon us. We can’t be bothered to save our own burning house because of the economy. Talk about how far America has fallen — from landing on the Moon to saying “eh” with the planet literally burning around us. Wow. It is disgraceful. What a pathetic spectacle from the RepubliKKKlan Party that has ignored and obstructed any efforts to address climate change for decades. Traitor trump still thinks it’s all a hoax. So, here we are. Here the world is — leaderless on the most critical issue in the history of humanity, all because Americans want to protect their pocketbook. Just wait until crops start failing across the gloge. How do you think that will play out? That’s when the real fun begins. Welcome to stupid America, leading the world into hell because we can’t be bothered, and that’s what we do! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

With the end of Roe, arcane, 50-year-old laws are suddenly coming into effect in situations that could have been avoided. One example is in Missouri. Salon reports, “Under an old Missouri law from 1973, a woman cannot get a divorce finalized if she is pregnant; she can file for divorce, but it won’t be finalized as long as she is pregnant. In 2022, abortion rights defenders are worried about the law’s ramifications now that Roe v. Wade has been overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court after 49 years. … According to Gordon, the Missouri law makes no exception for survivors of domestic violence.” Since all abortions are banned in Missouri, a wife becomes the captive property of an abusive husband. Fantastic! I just have to keep reminding myself that this is what Americans want. This is why they voted for traitor trump. Welcome to stupid America.

From the Los Angeles Times, “Many women said that opting for sterilization was their way of retaining control at a time when they feared lawmakers would continue to chip away at reproductive rights, including contraceptives and sterilization. … Sometimes young women, especially those in their 20s who are unmarried and without children, face pushback from healthcare providers who strongly discourage the procedure out of fear that the patients might change their minds in the future. A 1999 study found patients under 30 reported a higher rate of feeling regret after the surgery.” So, the end of Roe is forcing women to throw the baby out with the bath water. (Forgive the pun.) Talk about unintended consequences, but don’t worry. RepubliKKKlans will put an end to that too.

Hello, morons of America. One needs, first, to understand the fundamental reason why Roe was overturned. It has nothing to do with returning significant and essential questions back to the states in the name of states’ rights. And it has nothing to do with preserving all life. And anti-abortion proponents have no interest in personal rights and liberties. Killing Roe has always been about controlling women’s bodies. Full stop. And more specifically, to regulate white women in the name of re-populating the white (Christian) race. Once RepubliKKKlans get wind of women taking birth control into their own hands via sterilization, then they will pass laws to stop it. Mark my words, morons. If women living in red states haven’t learned by now that they are not in control of their bodies and that their bodies are property of red states to be vessels for forced birth and white re-population, then they never will. Maybe the country would be in a different situation if women spent more time changing the politics in their states instead of cutting their tubes. But whatever! I guess instead of voting or moving to a blue state, they’ll settle for the next best thing: Sterilization. Welcome to stupid America. You can’t make this sh*t up!

According to NPR, “The U.S. House overwhelmingly approved legislation Tuesday to protect same-sex and interracial marriages amid concerns that the Supreme Court ruling overturning Roe v. Wade abortion access could jeopardize other rights criticized by many conservative Americans. In a robust but lopsided debate, Democrats argued intensely in favor of enshrining marriage equality in federal law, while Republicans steered clear of openly rejecting gay marriage. Instead leading Republicans portrayed the bill as unnecessary amid other issues facing the nation. … Wary of political fallout, GOP leaders did not direct their lawmakers to hold the party line against the bill, aides said. Dozens of Republicans joined Democrats in voting for passage.” I will concede that 47 RepubliKKKlans voting to support the bill is not nothing. But that’s about all I’ll say in my “praise” for the other side.

The Senate, on the other hand, is another matter, and like most bills coming from the Democratic-lead House, it will die without a vote because RepubliKKKlans dare not allow yet another minority group to gain a civil right; they’re in the business of limiting minorities’ rights, not granting them. But allow me to play all sides of this issue for a moment. Let’s assume for sh*ts and giggles that ten RepubliKKKlans join Democrats on cloture and the bill passes. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Hallelujah! Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty we are free at last. Um, yeah! Not so fast. How long will it take for the first case to come before SCOTUS claiming some religious freedom objection to same-sex marriage? How long will it take for a group of red states to file suit? One year? Two, maybe? Then what happens? Do you think the Court will deny certiorari? God, no! This is precisely the type of case they love to take. Federal law vs. the Constitution. Given that two-thirds of the Court now subscribes to the new “history and traditions” doctrine for determining cases, how long will it take them to find that — unsurprisingly — gay marriage is not deeply rooted in the country’s “history and traditions”? This sh*t is a no-brianer.

Look, f***tards. We are stuck with this uber-conservative SCOTUS that will spend the next two decades making sure America returns to its 18th and 19th centuries roots as if the 20th and 21st centuries never happened. Mark my words! So, the second Congress passes a federal law RepubliKKKlans don’t like, then red states will swoop in with legal challenges screaming “history and traditions!” “History and traditions!” We’re f***ed. But this is what Americans want. This is why RepubliKKKlans have obsessed about taking supermajority control of SCOTUS, and dumbass Democrats stood by wondering what was so special about SCOTUS? Now they seem to understand but far too late. People will truly apprehend just how powerful the Court is and how it is the third, co-equal branch of government that uniquely has the final word on what the other two branches can do. It doesn’t sound co-equal to me, but RepubliKKKlans always knew that. Welcome to stupid America! We get the government we desire and deserve; SCOTUS will make sure of that!

According to The Washington Post, “The U.S. Secret Service has determined it has no new texts to provide Congress relevant to its Jan. 6 investigation, and that any other texts its agents exchanged around the time of the 2021 attack on the Capitol were purged, according to a senior official briefed on the matter. Also, the National Archives on Tuesday sought more information on ‘the potential unauthorized deletion’ of agency text messages. The U.S. government’s chief record-keeper asked the Secret Service to report back to the Archives within 30 days about the deletion of any records, including describing what was purged and the circumstances of how the documentation was lost.”

Look, f***tards! If it was not evident under Obama, then it is undoubtedly manifest now: The U.S. Secret Service (or the SS for short) is wholly captured and beholden to the RepubliKKKlan Party and traitor trump. They are protecting him to this day, and dumbass Democrats seem pretty ho-hum about it. They are caught somewhere between confused and skeptical. Ugh! Kill me now! Nothing is confusing about the situation, and there should be absolutely no skepticism. The facts speak for themself. The SS (aka the Schutzstaffel) clearly broke the law to cover up traitor trump’s complicity in the insurrection. Moreover, they are more than happy to lie and mislead Congress and oversight bodies to protect their treasenous leader because the SS, as an institution, is entirely of one mind with the guy who usurped the White House and who organized (and literally wanted to lead) an insurrection against the government in an attempt to stay in power. The SS loves traitor trump, and they destroyed evidence to protect him. They colluded with the chief insurrectionist, which makes them traitors, too.

And do not believe for one second that these vital communications were “lost” in some scheduled device update. It is a lie! It’s all lies. Lies, deception! They were intentionally erased. And if I have to hear one more f***tard commentator, pundit, analyst, or MSM anchor claim that “nothing is ever deleted,” then I’m going to lose my f***ing G.D. mind. Look, idiots of America. The notion that in today’s world of technology and the internet, nothing is ever “permanently” deleted or unrecoverable is a f***ing lie. Data is lost — unintentionally — all the time, and more importantly, data is destroyed — intentionally and permanently — just as often. Not everything gets “backed up” automatically and held indefinitely. To do so would be incredibly expensive, and corporations and governments aren’t going to needlessly waste money holding data just for the sake of holding data. And no! The NSA is not intercepting every communication around the world. That’s nonsense, stupid talk. If the SS had followed the law by backing up all their communications as they were supposed to do, then there would be other records. But they didn’t — on purpose. So, those texts are gone forever.

So what happens next? Nothing! Of course, nothing ever happens. No one is ever held accountable. There are never consequences, especially with Biden in the White House. The only recourse would be for Biden to waive executive privilege and demand that the SS agents testify to what they were texting, communicating, witnessing, and being ordered to do in the days surrounding the domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol. Biden has total control over the organization. He should be delivering an ultimatum: Testify fully, openly, and honestly, or you’re fired. But he won’t because Biden is too affable and he’s too f***ing G.D. weak. So, nothing will happen except to expedite the end of America’s democracy. They just don’t get it. They still fail to understand the levers of power to get things done — like getting SS agents to f***ing testify in lieu of missing texts! Whatever! I live in stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America! “But her emails!”

According to The New Civil Rights Movement, “U.S. Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) is sponsoring legislation that would require anyone whose sperm is used to fertilize an egg to begin paying child support from the moment of conception, upon the mother’s request. … ‘The bill itself makes a specific change to current federal regulations regarding child support,’ WFLA reports. ‘Under the proposed legislation, the government would require that states “establish and enforce child support obligations of the biological father of an unborn child (and subsequent to the birth of the child) to the mother of such child” at the mother’s request.’”

I say abso-f***ing-lutely! Bring it! Reductio ad absurdum to the maximus! I’m only being half facetious. Look, morons of America! Men took away women’s right to bodily autonomy, and it will only be men who can give it back. How do you get men to give women back control of their bodies? You start making them pay for their part in creating the zygote! It’s the only way. Sadly, women will never succeed in their efforts to take back control until men allow it, and Rubio’s bill is that means. Imagine all the men going apoplectic that they are now on the hook for f***ing, and there is no longer a way to terminate the pregnancy. Oops! Too bad, so sad. Once they start having to pay, then men will be demanding legalized abortions faster and to greater effect than women. Just you watch!

Also, consider all the false allegations. Think about that woman who finger-points her last one-night stand as the man who got her pregnant. Then what happens? At what point can the male demand a paternity test to confirm he’s not the sperm donor? Is it before or after birth? If after the birth, then how many weeks has the guy had to pay in child support and legal fees before he can prove he’s not the father? Then the former sex partner has to counter-sue to get his money back? Right! One can see how all this becomes a mess, but it is the mess that Americans want. And I mean that! Once again, I will repeat myself. America voted for traitor trump willingly and enthusiastically. The abortion rights debacle playing out across the nation is the consequence of that election and everything that redounds from it. Oh, well. Men, watch where your dick goes and watch your sperm! Use a condom. Yeah, like that will happen. It’s no fun unless it’s raw. Welcome to stupid America!