Welcome to Stupid America!

Didn’t this guy just survive a no-confidence vote? Didn’t this guy topple Conservative PM May on a wave of a half-hearted populist movement that crested with the uber-popular Brexit, which is still going swimmingly from what I keep reading? I mean, Britons knew what they were getting when they voted for him in the past as Mayor of London. His mayoral tenure did not sink his political career. Then Britons voted for the Conservative Party in December 2019. The Conservative Party knew what type of guy they were backing — controversies and quirks alike — when they elevated him to PM. What were people expecting? Something different? Now, they’re shocked? Appalled? Well, the country will always have the aftermath of Brexit as a Johnson parting gift. He will be the gift that keeps on giving!

After the Uvalde massacre, I was confident that nothing would change with guns, gun safety, or gun legislation. I was certain. Then a “bipartisan” “gun” “safety” bill actually passed, and Democrats and Biden hailed it as landmark legislation in 30 years. I posted that I had been wrong — something actually did happen. There was change. This time was different. I was prepared and, indeed, did eat my hat. Well, guess what? Nah. I take it all back. Nothing has changed, and the Highland Park massacre proves it. I should have stuck to my guts because my gut is never wrong. So, what the Democrats allowed to pass with such fanfare really is a worthless piece of legislation that could not have stopped this latest domestic terrorist attack. That piece of legislation is a school safety bill mixed with a bit of mental health funding disguised as “significant” “gun” “safety” “legislation.”

As usual, RepubliKKKlans dupped dumbass Democrats to basically compromise their way into a watered-down law that never addressed the real underlying issue: Guns. So, now no matter how much worse the gun violence gets in America, RepubliKKKlans will point to the 2022 gun law and claim nothing more can be done — the human turtle McConnell said as much. Democrats mistakenly believed that what they achieved was the start of something more meaningful, that the “log-jam” had been broken, and that they could build on the moment’s momentum to go further. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong. It will be another 30 years before anything else changes if the country lasts that long. Mark my words, f***tards! RepubliKKKlans effectively washed their hands of any more gun reform, and dumbass Democrats are running around chasing them to beg for more. “Please, sir, I want some more.” Once again, Democrats outplayed and pathetic! This is why I keep telling you morons that Democrats will not save America. Welcome to stupid America!

According to the New York Post, “It has since emerged that the suspected gunman’s father, Bob Crimo, a longtime deli owner who previously ran a failed campaign for mayor of Highland Park, on May 27 ‘liked’ a tweet that read: ‘Protect the Second Amendment like your life depends on it.’ The tweet came just days after a shooter made his way into Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, and killed 19 children and two teachers on May 24. His Twitter page indicates that the elder Crimo follows just one account — an archived account of former President Donald Trump.” Moreover, WBEZ reports, “The Highland Park massacre suspect was too young to get a gun permit in 2019 from the state of Illinois, but his father sponsored him for one anyway — even after the son had threatened to kill himself and his family, authorities said Tuesday.”

As usual, MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan traitor trump-loving parents breed and enable a traitor trump-loving killer because FREEDOM! I keep telling you people that it is time to make these people pay for their politics! Run them out of town! Shun them! They are the problem! RepubliKKKlans are the problem! MAGA morons are the problem! Welcome to stupid America. FREEDOM!

According to The Hill, “President Biden is finding himself largely powerless to address a spate of setbacks in recent weeks that have sparked alarm among Democrats about the state of the country. … ‘It’s infuriating,’ said one top Democratic strategist, venting frustrations about Biden and his team. ‘Our house is on fire and it seems like they’re doing nothing to put the fire out. They’re just watching it with the rest of us.’… ‘The base just wants somebody who can fight. You don’t have to have a plan to land the punch, win the round, or knock down the opponent, you just need to be seen as fighting,’ [a RepubliKKKlan strategist said of Biden] said.” (Of course! Of course, a RepubliKKKlan strategist understands better than Democrats.)

I am lifting my moratorium on criticizing Biden during wartime, although I had already violated it. But this is a full-on frontal assault on him and dumbass Democrats, who are nearly hand-in-hand with RepubliKKKlans in helping destroy America as we know it! Let me first reiterate that despite whatever I say here, I’ll vote blue no matter who, but I really hope it is someone other than Biden. In my mind, if Biden and Democrats aren’t helping to save the country, then they are just as much part of the problem as RepubliKKKlans, who are actively killing America’s democracy. All I ask is that Biden and dumbass Democrats be the one party that stands in the breach, the one party to say “Not today!”, the one party that guards against the ruination of America. But, no! Instead, I get a weak, hapless party of stupidity that keeps longing for the good ole days — Biden.

It’s not that he’s unintelligent, has numerous speaking gaffes, walks like an old man, stumbles over his words, etc. These are signs of his age that, although cringeworthy, do not stir my ire. No! My ire stems from his weakness. This is my greatest criticism of Biden. I expected him to stop the bleeding after traitor trump, but as it turns out, he simply does not have the fortitude for the moment. He needs to be a killer. And he is not, nor is the Democratic Party. So, this is why they can’t handle the stream of catastrophes coming at them from all directions. They are stuck fighting 21st-century political problems with a 20th-century mindset. This is why America is doomed. Welcome to stupid America!

According to The Daily Beast, “The uncle of the 22-year-old named a ‘person of interest’ in the July 4 parade shooting that left six people dead insisted that he ‘saw no warning signs’ that his nephew could be violent. Paul Crimo told Fox 32 Chicago that he saw Robert Crimo on Sunday evening and did not notice anything out of the ordinary with his nephew, whom he described as a ‘Youtube rapper.’ ‘I saw no signs of trouble. And if I did see signs I would have said something,’ Crimo said. Adding that he and his brother are ‘very well known’ in Highland Park, Crimo also expressed his sadness, saying that his ‘heart is just shattered.’ ‘I am deeply deeply sorry for everyone that lost their lives and got injured. From the bottom of my heart…I am heartbroken,’ he added.”

I hope the great citizens of Highland Park run the Crimo family out of their town. They are just as culpable for these murders. The apple never falls far from the tree. Their death-wish son (nephew) lived with family in Highland Park. And they saw nothing wrong or suspicious? Really? I don’t buy it. The only way they failed to see the red flags is because, obviously, the entire family is part of the MAGA traitor trump cult, so their son (nephew) buying an assault rifle probably seemed perfectly fine. Because why not! They’re not legal in the town, but these are MAGA morons who love their guns more than people. This entire family should be hunted down and run out of town. This is the only way citizens are going to get their peaceful lives back — by running the MAGA moron terrorists out! Time to start picketing in front of their home! Maybe if entire families feared being held accountable for other family members, then they might pay more attention! No justice! No peace!

According to The Hill, “Darren Bailey, an Illinois state senator and the Republican nominee for governor, apologized Monday after saying that people should ‘move on’ from the deadly Highland Park shooting earlier in the day. Bailey spoke after a July Fourth parade in the town of Skokie was canceled in the wake of the shooting, which left at least six dead and injured at least 24 others. ‘Let’s pray for justice to prevail, and then let’s move on and let’s celebrate the independence of this nation,’ he said.”

So, this guy wants to be the next governor of Illinois. Do not believe his apology. He’s lying! This is the same down-state a**hole politician running for statewide office who basically said the Northwest portion of Illinois is a hell hole. He has absolutely no interest in the lives and safety of Chicagoland. He’s one of those f***tards who would rather every county other than Cook secede from the state. Welcome to stupid America, where blue states are starting to turn purple because why not!

Of course, Robert Crimo III, the Highland Park killer, is a traitor trump supporter. This is America, f***tards. This is what Americans want. This is why Biden trails traitor trump by five points in a recent head-to-head poll. America breeds these people. America condones these people’s actions when they continue to revere traitor trump. This cycle will never end until Americans have it out with each other. As long as traitor trump supporters exist in America, then Americans can never have peace. America can never be united as long as MAGA exists. As long as Americans cherish guns over people, then mass shootings are just another day in the life. So, get ready, America. Get prepared for the great clash of cultures. It is coming. This is just one more example that the only out is through civil war. There is no turning back! Welcome to stupid America!

Ha! Axios reports, “Former President Donald Trump said Monday that recent events such as the war in Ukraine and skyrocketing inflation would not have happened if he was still president. … Trump said ‘it’s not looking good’ for the United States right now due to the ‘major war raging out of control in Europe’ and ‘the highest inflation in memory.’”

Look, f***tards, traitor trump is the stupid America whisperer. I have no doubt that 40 percent of the population believes whatever the idiot says, and I fear another 10-20 percent, at this point, probably think he’s more right than wrong because he is the moron that understands the power of stupid-speak. He knows how to say just the right thing to convince unthinking people of his lies and half-truths. Oh, sure. I have no doubt that there would be no war in Ukraine because the traitor-in-chief would simply let Russia walk right in and take over the country without a fight. If he were president, who thinks for a second that he would not channel America’s indifference. Instead of rallying NATO, like Biden, he would hold daily briefings telling Americans (and the world) that Ukraine is not our problem. And Americans would agree because I live in stupid hell, where people love autocracy more than democracy. Part of the reason Americans care now is that Biden has led on the issue. Also, what’s occurring in Ukraine is not a “major war raging out of control in Europe.” This is not 1939, when Germany and Russia launched a war to split up and absorb Poland.

As for inflation, once again, I will repeat myself but more slowly for the f***tards out there. Inflation. Is. A. Worldwide. Problem. Not. A. Biden. Problem. So, I don’t care what the idiot traitor trump says. He has no control over inflation. None. But whatever. He can say whatever he wants, and he keeps getting away with it because of Florida Man. America is about to get bamboozled into voting for him again. Mark my words. Welcome to stupid America!

Breaking from NBC Chicago, “At least six people were killed and approximately two dozen others were ‘seriously injured’ Monday morning in a shooting at Highland Park’s Independence Day parade, officials confirmed, urging residents to continue to ‘shelter in place’ as the gunman remains at large.”

It would not be ‘MERICA! without a mass shooting on a holiday. Fourth of July celebration traditions: Parades, fireworks, apple pie, and mass shooting deaths. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Guns! Because FREEDOM! A day celebrated for freedom from King George III. Yet, today Americans are less free. Less freedom from domestic terrorists and a theocratic SCOTUS, which just granted Americans more rights to carry guns to kill people than a state to protect its citizens. Yup! Sounds precisely like the type of freedom Americans desire. I wonder what part of the recent “gun safety” legislation would have prevented this incident? (No part!) Whatever! I give up, and I really don’t care anymore. If citizens want to know why America is the way that it is, then look in the mirror. This is exactly the country Americans want to live in. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. No one cares because gas prices. I promise! Happy birthday death-day, America! What a P.O.S. country — exceptionally! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

According to Axios, “About 100 people associated with the Patriot Front, a white supremacist group, marched through downtown Boston on Saturday carrying police shields and flags bearing the group’s emblem.” These people are the modern-day equivalent — by design — of the Brown Shirts of 1920s Germany. How did that end for Germans when left unchallenged? Look, f***tards. The only way to stand up to these people is to kill them. No, ifs, ands, or buts. Kill them! Kill them all! Because I promise you that they want to kill you, and given the opportunity, they would in a heartbeat. Mark my words, morons. America has become a kill or be killed nation. Which side of the ledge do you want to be on?