Relax, People!

From CNN, “Anxiety mounts every day that a full-scale Middle East war could erupt from the flames of the Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ‘We feel and we’re afraid of it,’ Lebanese Foreign Minister Abdallah Bou Habib told CNN’s Christiane Amanpour this week. ‘We don’t want any escalation in the war. … We don’t like a regional war because it’s dangerous to everybody. Dangerous to Lebanon, dangerous to Israel and to the countries surrounding Israel,’ he said, adding, ‘A regional war is bad for everybody.’”

Christ! If I have to read one more MSM article trying to wish us into a wider regional war, then I’m going to lose my f***ing G.D. mind! Every f***ing day, these idiot political pundits and “experts” keep turning up the fear factor that the Israel-Hamas war is suddenly going to engulf us all. F***ing non-sense. Look, morons! No country in their right mind — including Iran — is going to pick a fight with Israel and her allies (e.g., the U.S.). The militaries of these Middle Eastern countries are notoriously bad — just f***ing awful. By comparison, they’re ill-trained and ill-equipped. And they know it!

Have you seen these soldiers “march” on parade? They are ridiculous, and I’m not sure how to describe it. They “march” as if they’re running in place, but they “run” with a “stride” whereby they kinda jump and alternate bringing up their knees to their chest. It’s awkward looking, and they can’t seem to coordinate their movements, so they all “march” to a slightly different beat. Or they (unnecessarily) swing their arms wildly, also out of sync with each other. An army that can’t march correctly, can’t f***ing fight. I learned that in the first and second Iraqi wars. Armies in Muslim countries are pathetic. This is why these people resort to terrorist attacks and guerrilla warfare tactics because, as a military unit, they are unable to coordinate their marching, let alone their fighting.

This is why Israel can conduct successful attacks inside Lebonan and Syria, and these countries can’t do a f***ing thing about it. They dare not retaliate. So, Lebonan and Syria just have to live with Israel’s impunity to act. The I.D.F. and the U.S. would destroy these nations’ military forces in a New York minute. Given the extreme volatility of Muslims in the Middle East, a country on the losing side of a fight would descend into even greater turmoil, and the government regime would be toppled a la the Arab Spring. So, stop with the hand-wringing! This war will remain contained to Israel, Hamas, and these fringy terrorist groups annoying the rest of the world as usual. The fighting will eventually burn itself out.