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RepubliKKKlans Elect a Witch Because Why Not?

According to The Daily Beast, “Rep. Anna Paulina Luna came to Congress on her first day in office ready to do battle—not just with Democrats, but also with her own party, as she became one of the 20 Republicans to vote against electing Kevin McCarthy speaker. But back home in her conservative Florida district, Luna is waging a very different kind of war: a legal fight with political enemies who say she is a literal witch. … Another failed California Republican congressional hopeful, Omar Navarro, suggested the unsubstantiated rumors must be accurate because so many people were repeating them. “It has got to be true to a certain extent,” he told The Daily Beast. ‘It’s fair enough to say that it’s spread among people in the Republican Party.’” Remember the other RepubliKKKlan witch, Christine O’Donnell? Here 2010 campaign failed even after declaring, “I’m not a witch.” It seems the RepubliKKKlan Party has a witch problem, but Democrats are the devil. Of course! Yet, people keep voting for these RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, QAnon kooks, and, now, witches. Fan-fucking-tastic! I expected nothing less! Welcome to stupid America! We elect covens to office here!