Look! I’m just going to call it now. Kyle Rittenhouse will not be convicted! It will be a hung jury, and the prosecution will likely re-try him, which will result in another hung jury. Then that will be it. Look, morons. You’re just not going to find a jury of his “peers” where they unanimously see Rittenhouse for the trigger-happy MAGA moron vigilante that he is. There will always be at least one person on any jury who hears his case that sees the doughy white boy as some patriot because ‘MERICA! So, whatever! Welcome to stupid America. F*** yeah! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA!
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