Rudy Giuliani Does Furry

With a straight face, CNN reports, “There was a time in the not-too-distant past when Rudy Giuliani was seen as a future face of the Republican Party. Now, he’s a punchline. Giuliani’s journey from ‘America’s Mayor’ to eye-rolling embarrassment hit another low this week, when it was revealed that not only had he appeared on the latest season of the reality show ‘The Masked Singer,’ but also that when his identity was revealed, two of the show’s hosts walked off in protest.” I assume Rudy Giuliani performed as a furry of some sort. Perhaps he even f***ed a chicken while singing. People will have to wait for the show to air to find out the truth, but one can only speculate at this point. Of course, the sad truth is that the traitor lawyer who literally helped traitor trump with his attempt to overthrow the government finds himself on a TV show as a singing “celebrity” contestant. Only in stupid America would producers of “The Masked Singer” believe that Americans want to be amused by a traitor singing and dancing in a costume. And they would be right! I have no doubt. Eh, none of this matters because I live in stupid hell where insurrections are readily forgotten and traitors are easily forgiven, so long as no one f***s with people’s Facebook, Twitter, and TV entertainment time! I give up. Welcome to stupid America! You just can’t make this sh*t up!