Schizophrenic and Moronic U.S. Voters

I discovered this survey from Navigator Research — admittedly a left-leaning organization — but according to FiveThirtyEight, the group scores a B/C rating, so the poll results may be taken at face value for accurately characterizing citizens’ sentiments. That being said, I see from this one poll that the average idiot American voter does not fail to deliver: They elect crazy, and then they immediately regret doing so. At the same time, the rest of us must live with the ensuing disastrous consequences because idiot voters — voted! Here are the key takeaways from the Navigator poll:

  • Views of Kevin McCarthy have declined since November among both independents and Republicans. Most Americans also disapprove of how Republicans in Congress are handling their jobs and are hearing more negative information on them this week than previously recorded in Navigator tracking.
  • After a prolonged Speaker election, sizable majorities believe Republicans are focused on consolidating their power and fighting amongst themselves rather than serving the public.
  • The least popular tested potential Republican actions are ending the guarantee of Social Security/Medicare, banning books, preventing Medicare from negotiating drug prices, and making it easier to overturn election results.
  • Investigating the Biden administration and family is not a priority for most Americans, who are more likely to describe Republican investigations as “political stunts” than serious efforts to uncover wrongdoing.
  • Nearly two in five who say “nothing”/” few things” will get done would blame Republicans (38%) while 22% would blame Democrats.

Let me belabor this last point: People believe that not much will get done in Congress. So, let me see if I understand the situation correctly: American morons duly elected RepubliKKKlans into the House majority, and now most people — including fellow RepubliKKKlans — think nothing will get done. Some may argue that this survey of registered Americans may not correlate well with the intentions of actual voters. To that, I say B.S., for a registered voter who did not vote has, in fact, made a vote of sorts by choosing not to cast a ballot. It is a vote of approval by acquiescence. In short, people who don’t vote decide to go with whatever the majority determines, whether they like the results. (The issue of people failing to vote, of course, is a whole other topic worthy of much more detailed discussion, but suffice it to say, for now, I assume non-voters desire the outcomes of actual voters because silence is complicity.)

Nonetheless, here we are with what appears to be buyers’ remorse over electing RepubliKKKlans. I’ve said this countless times: Most Americans are too stupid to vote — and probably shouldn’t. What RepubliKKKlans are doing is not surprising. They ran on an agenda of investigations and dysfunction as their political platform. Did f****tard voters not believe them? If so, why not? Are Americans delusional and stupid? Apparently! Oh, well. It’s too late now. Voters have foisted this tragedy upon us all, and there is no fixing things for at least two years, and there is no guarantee that idiot voters won’t make the same mistake again by keeping RepubliKKKlans in power. This political party of chaos has no desire and has never demonstrated a capacity or willingness to do actual governing, yet people voted for them anyway. People get the government they deserve and desire. This is what a dying democracy looks like, just in case you’re curious. Welcome to stupid America. Will a better nation be born from the ashes left behind by RepubliKKKlan governance? This is what you wanted!