She’s Back and She’ll Win — Naturally

Sarah Palin on the Masked Singer. Photograph: FOX

As TMZ reports, “Sarah Palin is back in the political arena — that is, if Alaskans will have her … throwing her hat into the race for an open seat in Congress, this after a long hiatus from public service.” I don’t have to do any analysis for this prediction. She was crazy before crazy was cool, so now that QAnon kooks and evil evangelicals are the new cool, crazy kids on the block, she’s in it to win it. One could say this is the moment for which Palin has been waiting. The QAnon kookery and Americans have finally caught up to her way of “thinking,” so naturally, she’s ready to return to politics, and she is precisely the level of stupid RepubliKKKlan Alaskans desire. She’ll win. Never mind that she quit halfway through her governorship to pursue a reality TV career. But, whatever! Alaskans will overlook her shortcomings because they love her hate. Welcome to stupid America! We get the government we deserve.