I assume these are real, yes? Or close to accurate? I mean, if douchebag Musk is the genius he claims to be, then he could easily srub the interwebs of fake and deep fake pics, right? I mean, he claims to be the mastermind and the end-all, be-all of space, cars, and technology. Oh, wait! What the f***? They are real? According to Musk’s own Twitter response, “Musk, 51, cheekily responded to one of the jokes saying he needed to take his shirt off more often. ‘Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw),’ he posted.” I was half kidding when I questioned the legitimacy of the pics. I figured they may have been slightly altered, but I guess not. Musk actually owns and embraces that body. Now I want to know how the f*** that guy is still bedding women and fathering illegitimate children? Ugh. Gross. Seriously! He’s a gross old fat white man. Ick! Just ick! Oh, and have you seen him dance? Wow! No! I love how old straight white men just give up at a certain age.
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