Six More Pages! Holy Shit! Benghazi!

According to The New York Times, “Five more pages containing classified information were found at President Biden’s Delaware home on Thursday, the White House said on Saturday, bringing the tally to six such pages uncovered this week.” This MSM sensationalism is getting fucking out of control, despite their repeated — and rightly so — contrasting to the traitor trump classified documents case. I love how they keep calling “all” these (three) discoveries “batches,” as if Bankers Box after Bankers Box of classified documents are being unearthed in the various places Biden works, resides, vacations, siestas, exercises, and parks. This latest find of six whole pages is considered a “batch” by the MSM. Of course, there was even more hair on fire and consternation when it was reported that Biden’s lawyer found one page “adjacent” to the “batch” found in his garage. That one page was followed by five additional pages, at which point the MSM lost its shizzle and essentially declared that Biden was involved in a conspiracy and cover-up.

Moreover, those additional five pages were initially reported as five documents, which is a subtlety of language that connotes something very different. One page may be considered a document, but a document may not necessarily be one page. So, you see what the MSM did here, yes? By declaring five “documents,” the implication is five multi-paged (many, many-paged) compositions of the country’s most sensitive secrets were being used as wallpaper in the Biden home office when clearly they were five pages (marked classified) comingled with other records, which may also explain why these findings are sporadic. I assume Biden has a shit-load of documents to sift through. This, combined with the insistence that the MSM should be notified of everything the day before it happens, creates the perception that the president is being less than forthright. He is being as straightforward as the circumstance afford and what his lawyers allow. Any fucking moron should be able to understand that even the lawyer of a perfectly innocent man will advise a person under investigation should remain silent. I hear these fucktard MSM pundits declare on their newscasts that if Biden has nothing to hide, then he should be willing to lay everything out to the public. Yeah, well, that’s not how things work, you fucking douchebags. Sorry if Biden’s interests don’t align with your news deadlines and click-bait quotas. But I digress.

And don’t even get me started on the government’s proclivity to over-classify everything. Yet, I think I will start. It’s probably the one good argument traitor trump made about some of the documents he had, but not most. I assume the same applies to Biden. You would be shocked at what mundane pieces of information are deemed classified. For instance, addresses of political figures are considered classified, although such information is already publicly known in most cases. In fact, a lot of publicly available information is considered classified by the government. Classified information also includes what would be considered private and personal to us pedestrian low lifes, such as birth date, SSN, driving record, etc. For us, it’s just confidential data; for politicians and other figures in government, this information is considered classified! But whatever! Biden and traitor trump are exactly the same! But her emails and Benghazi! That’s all idiot voters apprehend. Welcome to stupid America! Always dumber tomorrow than today.