According to NBC News, “Camp Mystic, a 99-year-old Christian summer camp for girls in Texas Hill Country, was hosting 750 children this week when catastrophic flooding struck the Guadalupe River early Friday, leaving at least 25 children missing.” Abandon all hope: These kids are dead! And to that I say: Good! Praise Jesus! I’m joyous beyond belief! God is just and merciful!
Allow me to take a page from the hateful white Christian nationalists’ playbook by blaming this obviously God-ordained flood being visited upon one of the most conservative states in the nation and a group of Christians on the wickedness of Congress that just passed the BBB legislation, which Dictator Don promptly (and long-planned-for) signed into law on the same day as the flood. Coincidence? I think not! Just as white Christian nationalists like to blame every natural disaster on the LGBTQ community, I blame this flood on the vileness of RepubliKKKlans and their “Christian” brethren. It’s obvious this flash flood is God’s wrath, and he is more than willing to take out “innocent” “Christian” girls, who, I promise you, were not innocent. Like all Christians, they have been indoctrinated by their evil parents (and pastors), sent to a “camp” to further and refine their education in the art of hating all the “others.”
We’ve seen this show before, and I welcome anything that wipes out the growing number and influence of white Christian nationalists. They — especially these girls — deserved to die, and I have absolutely no sympathy for them, their parents, or their community. All those who survived (and all white Christian nationalists for that matter) need to repent for their wicked ways and beliefs. How much more proof do they need? What other signs are they waiting for until they are convinced that God is displeased with these people? These same people who gladly elected RepubliKKKlans who just passed a law to take food away from the needy and starving, to strip healthcare away from the sick, and to take away whatever is left from those who are the least amongst us, only to give 40 more pieces of silver to the rich.
Witness: “Then said Jesus unto his disciples, ‘Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God’ (Matthew 19:23-24, KJV).” Because, of course. I expected nothing less from this sh*t-for-brain “Christian” country. Lord knows what other natural disasters God has in store for this “God-fearing” country. (Have I mentioned we’re in hurricane season?) Welcome to stupid America: A nation that works overtime to do the opposite of Christ’s teachings!