Axios reports, “President Trump confirmed on NBC’s ‘Meet the Press’ Sunday that Vice President Mike Pence will ‘100%’ be on his ticket again in 2020.” Only a complete f***ing moron believes this line! How trump stupid does one have to be to realize penis Pence is absolutely useless to traitor trump? The only reason he was on the ticket in the first place was to assure Christian morons that traitor trump is going to be sufficiently conservative enough to hate the gays and women; his judicial nominations have confirmed that already. These Christian f***tards love traitor trump more than penis Pence, so he brings nothing to a re-election ticket. My guess is that he will bring a female (not Ivanka) onto the ticket so he can claim a vote for him will make history by also electing a woman to the highest office ever in American politics. Either that or he will bring his son, Junior, onto the ticket — if he feels it’s not too soon — because traitor trump really wants a dynasty and the f***tarded MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans have already indicated they hope traitor trump’s son follows him. This is, after all, the dumbest f***ing country in the entire world, and I have no doubt traitor trump’s plans will all succeed because there are plenty of f***ing morons out there who will vote for him! They did once and they’ll do it again!
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