According to CNN, “A Utah man has been rescued from the Alaskan wilderness, approximately three weeks after a fire burned his home to the ground, killed his dog and left him without much food, clothing or shelter. He [the idiot who burned his own living space down] started grabbing everything he could, including blankets and a rifle but his real priority was his 6-year-old chocolate lab, Phil. He ordered Phil outside, and when he jumped off the bed, Steele assumed he’d left the house. But when Steele went outside, he heard Phil howling — inside.” They should ship the man back to his Alaska “camp” and say goodbye for good. He should have died with his dog!
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