From NPR, “Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders has opened up a double-digit lead in the Democratic nominating contest, according to a new NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll. Sanders has 31% support nationally, up 9 points since December, the last time the poll asked about Democratic voters’ preferences.” Look! I like his policies! I like his enthusiasm! I like is consistency! I like his ability to attract a younger demographic. I also like that he has an aggressive base that can take on MAGA morons. Progressives need a radical (violent) left-wing to counter the right. I, however, hesitate with his age and I hesitate with his self-described democratic socialist label– not that I object to its actual meaning or for what it stands. Unfortunately, America is really just too f***ing stupid to understand that our current economic and political systems already have components of socialism, as I have said time and time again. Moreover, Sanders is far from turning America into a Scandinavian utopia. Yet, Americans are scared to death of the s-word and no matter what the Bernie Bros won’t show up to vote. For all of their excitement and energy, they fail to vote. Mark my words, morons. It happens every f***ing four years; pundits keep saying the youth vote will finally turn out and change the American presidency for good, but they never do. Never! So, in the end, it will be a broken promise of the youth sweeping Sanders into office only for them to fail to show up while scaring other dumbass Democrats away because of “socialism.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! Welcome to stupid America!
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