To recap from The New York Times, “Attorney General Merrick B. Garland appointed a special counsel on Thursday to investigate how classified documents had ended up in President Biden’s private office and home, opening a new legal threat to the White House and providing ammunition to its Republican opponents. Mr. Garland assigned Robert K. Hur, a veteran prosecutor who worked in the Trump administration.”
So, let me see if I correctly understand the miserable sack of shit that is A.G. Garland. The D.O.J. spent well over a year tracking down known missing classified documents taken by traitor trump. During that time, he lied, hid classified documents, juggled the placement of said documents to evade F.B.I. searches, and ordered his lawyers to perjure themselves, all of which amounts to obstruction of justice — again — and the need for the F.B.I. to execute a search warrant to retrieve yet more stolen classified documents. Only after all of this — only after all this comes into public view — does Garland feel the need to appoint a special counsel to investigate the potentially criminal actions of traitor trump! After more than a year of traitor trump obstruction, Garland finally gets around to appointing a special counsel. Fast forward to the Biden situation, where the only commonality with traitor trump’s case is the fact that both involved mishandling of classified documents, then Garland appointed a special counsel within two months upon the recommendation of U.S. Attorney John R. Lausch, who is an appointee of traitor trump. Not to mention that the special counsel assigned to the Biden case, Robert K. Hur, is also a traitor trump appointee. You know, for someone who claims he is politically impartial, Garland sure has a knack for assigning Biden’s enemies to handle his legal case. Un-fucking-believable! Garland was always the worst possible choice for A.G.
But this is actually not the point of this post. I’m actually writing to express my confidence that Americans are too fucking goddamned stupid to discern the vast differences between these two cases. I will admit MSM, MSNBC in particular, is doing an excellent job and bending over backward to evince the immense disparities between traitor trump’s and Biden’s handling of classified documents. Yet, none of that matters, for as I repeatedly tell my tens and tens of readers, Americans are stupid. All they hear and read are the headlines. Then they’re bored and disinterested. And the headlines read: Biden mishandled classified documents “like” traitor trump. That’s it. That’s as far as people’s “analysis” goes. In the minds of morons, they are immediately equivalent, with no nuisance or subtleties. RepubliKKKlans will, of course, never let this issue rest. It will be “but her emails” all over again for the next two years. And how effective was that smear campaign? Let’s ask President Hillary Clinton. This will work because I live in stupid fucking hell. People are morons, and American voters are especially stupid. Democratic wins seem to be more haphazard and by luck than through thoughtful due diligence of the voter. Whenever the only thinking part of the electorate body — Democrats — fails to show up to the polls, which is routinely, then the brain-dead part of the electorate — RepubliKKKlans — wins. But whatever! I digress.
Biden nominated an A.G. who is going out of his way to be impartial, if not cater to the right more than necessary to preserve that veneer of objectivity, and now he’s stuck with him. This never fucking fails with dumbass Democrats; they insist on always taking the high road — thanks Michelle Obama for nothing — and then they get caught when something minor like this happens. They get caught on the high road with no way to back down. They get caught needing to swallow the same medicine they preach is required. And they get caught being judged equivalently to their enemies. I’m not saying Democrats need to take the low road, but they can stay in the middle. Why shouldn’t democrats have an A.G. they can trust not to inflict damage on the administration? Oh, well. Biden brought this on himself, not through the mishandling of the documents but by his selection of Garland. Welcome to stupid America!