The Daytona 500

From CNN, “President Donald Trump on Sunday welcomed NASCAR fans to the start of this year’s Daytona 500 with a lap around the Florida race track in his presidential limousine. … Considered the Super Bowl of stock car racing, the Daytona 500 has served as the NASCAR season opener since 1982. The 200-lap, 500-mile-long race will feature 40 drivers on the track of the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida.” Oh, yes. NASCAR is the “sport” of MAGA morons because it’s the only event simple enough for MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals to understand — cars driving around in circles hundreds of times hoping for a crash. Welcome to stupid America where the examples are endless!