The End Is Coming, F***tards!

According to NBC News, “As discontented Americans consider having to choose between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump at the ballot box next year, almost 15% of registered voters say, when presented with the choice in the new NBC News poll, that they will vote for a third party or independent candidate in the latest NBC News poll. That would be a major increase from the less than 2% of voters in 2020 who actually voted for a candidate other than Biden or Trump. When given five options, 39% of voters said they would vote for Trump, 36% said they would vote for Biden, 5% said they would vote for a Libertarian candidate, 5% said they would vote for a No Labels candidate and 4% said they would vote for a Green Party candidate. … Also ominous for Biden is that only 77% of the voters who select him in a two-way ballot test stick with him on the five-way ballot test, versus 84% of Trump voters who select him on the two-way test and stick with him on the five-way.”

This is more proof that Americans are just too f***ing G.D. stupid to save democracy. A country this dumb cannot survive! Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well! And all those dumbass Democrats who keep telling everyone that the polls are wrong and that Biden beat traitor trump once so he can do it again are delusional morons of the highest f***ing order. First, polls are not precise, and reputable pollsters refined their methodology to compensate for “young people,” “cell phone users,” and the like. Dumbass Democrats keep pointing to the failed red wave in 2022 as proof of erroneous polling, but they keep forgetting that the polls predicted Democrats would lose the House. And guess what happened? They lost the House! It doesn’t matter if Democrats lost by 20 seats or five seats; the results are exactly the same. When all the polls indicate a trend and direction, then you should probably take heed instead of wishing the data away—typical dumbass Democrats’ wishful thinking.

Second — and most important — there are going to be many third-party candidates in this election, unlike in 2022, where Biden and traitor trump were the only two candidates. But because Americans are morons and “frustrated,” they’re going to throw the baby out with the bath water and vote third-party, which is strategically disastrous. Why would I expect f***tard Americans to be strategic in their voting? I shouldn’t. I promise traitor trump will get elected through the back door, and no one f***ing cares. Oh, well. Mark my words, f***tard. Welcome to stupid America!