From WSB-TV, “Atlanta police are investigating a shooting that has left one woman dead and another in surgery. The reason for the shooting? Too much mayonnaise on a sandwich, police said.” This is the America you wanted, people. Arguments over condiments being settled by guns. I guess I should really qualify my generalization. If you voted for a RepubliKKKlan — ever in the past — or if you ever sat at home failing to vote, then this is the America you voted for or didn’t vote for, whatever the case may be. So congratulations, f***tards. Thank you so much for helping to create this hellscape. And a special thanks to all those traitor trump MAGA moron voters who elected an idiot that packed SCOTUS with justices who just ruled states cannot regulate conceal carry laws because everyone should be packing heat just in case they need to kill someone for putting too much mayonnaise on a sandwich. Whatever! I live in stupid, stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America! Just when you think it can’t get any dumber.
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