According to The Hill, “Centrist senators are giving up hope of avoiding a government shutdown this week after a contentious meeting between President Trump and congressional leaders Monday failed to make progress on a short-term funding bill. One Democratic senator who requested anonymity said it’s now highly unlikely that Trump and congressional leaders will reach any preliminary agreement to allow a funding bill to pass by Tuesday’s deadline.”
Well, well, well. Could I have been wrong? Is it possible that dumbass Democrats have finally (at least in this particular moment) grown a spine, willing to shut down the government? Maybe. If I’m wrong, then I will be the first to admit it. And if centrists have given up hope, then I have hope — I know, I know, I’m the last person to advocate for hope — but I have long called for a shutdown. Let the chips fall where they may, although I believe the RepubliKKKlans will shoulder the majority of the blame. Nonetheless, dumbass Democrats must have the correct exit plan: Either get the concessions from Dictator Don and RepubliKKKlans (for whatever those guarantees are worth) or let them kill the filibuster, which I have long contended that RepubliKKKlans desired but were too timid to admit it. Now is their chance. And I say good! Let this sh*t-for-brains country feel the full weight of RepubliKKKlan governance incompetence, utterly unchecked. All too often, dumbass Democrats have shielded Americans from experiencing the worst consequences of RepubliKKKlans’ policies, and I say it is time to remove all the barriers. How many times must I repeat myself before the idiots of America believe me? I think a shutdown is the best way to evince the hoards of American f***tards that RepubliKKKlans consistently mismanage government. Make America Mississippi again. Why not? Whatever! F***ing stupid Americans! We’ve had it too good for too long. Time for the average idiot voter and non-voter to live with the consequences of their vote (or failure to vote). That being said, I actually have reservations about the Democrats’ demands to pass a budget. I don’t think they should be trying to save the ACA from the impact of the OBBB. Again, morons of America need to feel the pain; they need to have their healthcare stripped away, or have their coverage reduced, or see their premiums skyrocket. It never f***ing fails: Democrats always feel the need to help, to protect non-Democrats, to do better. And how do citizens reward Democrats for safeguarding them from the worst impulses of the RepubliKKKlans? Vote them out of office. It never f***ing fails. It’s like clockwork! This is why Americans routinely believe that both parties are the same; there is no difference between RepubliKKKlans and Democrats! Well, let the morons of America be proved wrong. At long last, let Americans feel the consequences.
And I hope the administration follows through on its threat to fire government employees rather than furlough them. This is a twist to a shutdown that was bound to happen anyway; RepubliKKKlans are simply hoping to use the shutdown as a two-for: Reduce the size of government and blame it on Democrats. Win-win. Look, f***tards. This was always the plan: Fire civil servants en masse and hire MAGA moron loyalists to replace those terminated government employees. Thus, it is much less about reducing the total number of government workers than it is about making way for far-right extremists to enter the government at the lowest levels to do further damage to federal institutions. And I say let them, for, again, idiots of America must, for the first time, truly come to grips with a government that has no interest in serving the needs of the population. This has always been the Achilles heel of dumbass Democrats’ good governance ethos: They’ve constantly saved RepubliKKKlans from themselves when it comes to managing the government. I say no more! They should stand back and let RepubliKKKlans and The Don! run wild. Then and only then, maybe, just maybe, Americans will wake up and realize what they’ve elected. Eh, who the f*** am I kidding? If Americans haven’t learned by now, then they never will. But Democrats must try. Welcome to stupid America! It is what it is at this point.