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Dude Looks Like a Lady!

The Rittenhouse family! They live in a trailer, don’t they? I bet they do. What’s missing from the wannabe-cop photo of Kyle is the rest of his body. When I saw the photo on the right (in full), I literally thought Ms. Rittenhouse had a daughter that looks like mommy. How cute. But, oh wait. WTF?!?! Holy sh*t! That’s Kyle! Not only does he have a face of a girl, but he has the classic pear-shaped body, too. (Wide hips — perfect for birthing!) Where there are wide hips and a girl’s face like that on a male’s body then there is, also, essentially an oversized clitoris — also known as a traitor trump-like undersized manhood with a mushroom head and disproportionately thin yet stunted shafted — between the legs. I assume Kyle is part of the incel club. (With a face like that, he could try going lesbian.) So, now I understand the origins of his love for “the blue,” guns, and toxic masculinity. These MAGA morons and conservative f***tards are all the same; they all ache from masculine insecurity, which is why they must project toxic masculinity everywhere they go and in any situation. Indeed, they seek out and create situations for them to demonstrate their “masculinity.” It never f***ing fails. In short, we have to endure these conservative snowflakes because they suffer from some sort of mental dysfunction or self-perceived social and masculine shortcomings, and the only coping mechanism is to terrorize the rest of society to suppress their own feelings of inadequacy. Time after time. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Welcome to stupid America.

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RepubliKKKlans

I Am Surprised, but Not Impressed

From The Hill, “A federal grand jury has indicted Steve Bannon, the one-time White House adviser to former President Trump, after he failed to comply with a subpoena from the committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Bannon faces two charges of contempt of Congress after he failed to appear for an Oct. 14 deposition before the panel.” Good! Although, Bannon will consider this prosecution as something of a cause célèbre by which he can raise money and increase his stardom. The entire process will be more of a headache for him, but he’ll endure it for the riches on the other end. Doubtful he’ll be convicted. As for the DOJ, it is the least of things and the least expected of them before I totally gave up on Garland. He’s still weak, but thankfully I don’t feel compelled to hold up a mirror to his nose anymore. Finally, what “shock waves” or signals does this send to others unwilling to cooperate with the January 6 Select Committee? None. They’re just running out the clock until RepubliKKKlans take over in 2023. The only thing this indictment has shown is that the DOJ is just barely not asleep at the wheel, and the RepubliKKKlan delay strategy is going to work. Nothing more, nothing less. Welcome to stupid America.

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Dumbass Democrats MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

The Traitor [T]rump Shadow Presidency Intensifies

According to HuffPost, “The White House was quick to set the record straight on Thursday after former President Donald Trump claimed he had sent an ‘envoy ambassador’ to the Kosovo-Serbia border. ‘Outside of his very active imagination, Donald Trump is no longer president and doesn’t have any “envoy ambassadors” representing the United States,’ a White House official told reporters. Trump released a statement earlier claiming his’ envoy ambassador’ Richard Grenell, a former ambassador and staunch ally, had visited the countries Thursday to highlight an economic normalization agreement his administration brokered in 2020. It’s not the first time Trump or his allies have acted as though he is running some kind of shadow presidency. His ongoing denial and delusions over his 2020 election loss have extended to the point where he has reportedly continued to hold ‘Cabinet’ meetings, though it’s unclear who has participated in them.”

Of course, Democrats ignore and mock this at their own peril. I don’t know how many times I have to repeat myself, but people are f***ing morons. They are rarely able to discern fact from fiction, particularly RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and the like. I said this from the start of Biden’s presidency: Traitor trump is not going anywhere, least of all jail, and, in fact, he will conduct a shadow presidency specifically intended to hurt and delegitimize Biden. And right on cue, the shadow presidency and ongoing insurrection continue while Biden and his entire administration — especially his DOJ — conduct itself as business as usual. You know! There is a reason why so many f***tards believe traitor trump is still president, and it has far less to do with a collective mass delusional electorate. It’s the optics; it always has been. That’s how traitor trump became president in the first and how he continues the charade to this day. All these micro-actions collect and build up traitor trump and diminish Biden. Dumbass Democrats — and progressives more generally — just let it happen. They need to hobble traitor trump, but they are too weak to take the necessary, ruthless actions to keep him in check. For starters, the FBI and CIA should be all over this Grenell trip. They should track his every move and make him feel that they are watching him very, very closely. What are the consequences of ignoring the insurrectionist-in-chief? Virginia! Oh, well. I am just beginning to resign myself to the final days of democracy because Democrats are worthless. Welcome to stupid America! I can’t wait for the traitor trump embassy to open in Kosovo.

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Rittenhouse 2!

Oh, never mind my previous post predicting a hung jury. After watching his testimony, the judge’s performance, and the prosecutor’s foibles, he’ll be acquitted on all the original felony charges (assuming no lesser included charges) because this is stupid America where we love our vigilantes all in the name of self-defense. (I’m going with an acquittal in 16 hours or less. Any takers?) Everything is self-defense! Boy goes looking for trouble while illegally possessing a firearm and he’s the one claiming self-defense. Eh, I expected nothing less. He’ll get away with it as all white male defendants do. I only hope that America explodes after such a verdict. I keep telling you morons that we are beyond the point of no return. There is no turning back or returning to “normal.” Traitor trump broke this country; the RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons who voted for him and still support him want the country broken. A broken nation cannot stand. The only way is through — through a civil war. Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well. Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics

Infrastructure Week Is Here — For Reals

Infrastructure legislation is headed to Biden’s desk, but that naturally begs the question, Why now and how? Unfortunately, this pyrrhic victory belies Democrat’s competence — nonetheless. The victory is pyrrhic in the sense they had to lose what should have been a win in Virginia’s gubernatorial race before Democrats decided that they need to actually do something; they need to give Biden a win. Although, I still contend it’s too late. I think the impressions and judgments of Biden and his administration along with Democrats are fairly set for the long term, and, like I said, passing this infrastructure bill at this moment reinforces that viewpoint. Look! They passed the bill de-coupled from the human infrastructure bill after months and months of the Progressive Caucus holding up the vote precisely under the threat of tanking both bills if they did not get their way. And, of course, Biden indulged them for those months as the bickering intensified and bled out into the public sphere, embarrassing the party and the president. All the back and forth evinced that Democrats are pretty f***ing feckless. And do not be fooled by progressive pundits, commentators, and Democratic leadership trying to sugar coat this mess as part of the “sausage-making” process. That is bullsh*t! Pure f***ing bullsh*t! None of this alleged sausage-making need happen so publicly. Yet, in the end, Progressives relented by doing something they could have done two months ago without the remnants of sausage on their face. Nonetheless, Progressives will claim in the intervening time that negotiations have yielded much progress — sure, on the House side. None of which is going to survive the Senate’s mark-ups, which brings me to my next point.

The human infrastructure bill — the Build Back Better Act — will go to the Senate to die a slow death because surely whatever version the Senate conceives — if it manages to write one — will return to the House a shell of itself whereby Progressives are going to tank it anyway. In short, months of wasted time and loss of political face have brought the Democratic Party to a place that could have been reached before Biden’s job approval tanked. Timing is everything in politics. It is always a matter of establishing and maintaining positive momentum so that when a disaster occurs (Afghanistan) its impact can be blunted by, at least, demonstration of legislative competence. However, when negative momentum takes hold Democrats will be hard-pressed to turn things around. In politics, “better late than never” is not the best maxim you want to say you can achieve.

Then my last point is this: Biden does not look any better by this legislative accomplishment. The reason this bill passed now is that Biden finally put his foot down to whip his party into shape to pass the m*****f***ing bill. Some might say that Biden can’t win with me. He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. And that this point, yes he is. Again, this is strength and decisiveness he could have — should have — exerted months ago! But, no! Instead, he allowed his party to devolve into public view a negotiating and legislative dumpster fire. And when he did try to “demand” action it was more like asking politely repeatedly while the party gave him the middle finger by contradicting his speeches and setting up failed deadlines. Seriously?!?! That’s how he let the party treat him? But he did for months. What remains is a question of Biden’s judgment. He misjudged the optics of the entire process, especially in front of voters. Once again, this victory now and in the way it was achieved says less about Biden’s strength and more about his weakness — still. His poll numbers will go nowhere as a result. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America! Congratulations anyway!

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Rittenhouse!

Look! I’m just going to call it now. Kyle Rittenhouse will not be convicted! It will be a hung jury, and the prosecution will likely re-try him, which will result in another hung jury. Then that will be it. Look, morons. You’re just not going to find a jury of his “peers” where they unanimously see Rittenhouse for the trigger-happy MAGA moron vigilante that he is. There will always be at least one person on any jury who hears his case that sees the doughy white boy as some patriot because ‘MERICA! So, whatever! Welcome to stupid America. F*** yeah! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA!

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Purely Moronic

WTF! Have I Not Been Saying This for Months?

From Salon, “A nonpartisan nonprofit is calling on Attorney General Merrick Garland to resign over his apparent failure to ‘hold accountable former president Donald Trump and his co-conspirators for attempting to overthrow the government,’ suggesting that the Biden appointee is ‘the wrong person for this job at this time.’ … ‘For all these reasons, Garland is no longer fit to serve as Attorney General,’ the group wrote. ‘But as long as Trump and his co-conspirators walk free, American democracy is in danger. We need an Attorney General who understands that danger and is willing to take action to protect democracy and the rule of law.’” What the f*** have I been saying for months? Indeed, as early as May I started writing how I soured on Garland, and I’ve only become more disenchanted — disgusted actually. Now, months later a legal group is finally getting with it! Moreover, they seem to parrot some of the same arguments I made just the other day, namely traitor trump is still walking free and Garland is the wrong person for the time. I keep telling you people that America is f***ed because Biden is weak. He hired a weak AG. So, we’re f***ed. Garland is incompetent while the Biden administration and Democratic leadership are just standing by watching him do nothing! This is why nothing ever changes! Welcome to stupid America!

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In My Legal Opinion Purely Moronic

Get Ready for Guns Everywhere!

You get a gun! And you get a gun! And you get a gun! Everyone gets a gun for any reason at any time to carry anywhere. But wait there is more! You get an assault-style weapon. And you get an assault-style weapon! And you get an assault-style weapon! Guns for everyone! Guns everywhere. Conceal and carry or out in the open, slung across one’s chest! On the streets! In parks! In a Walmart! At the gas station! In a bar! No place is exempt! You, too, can be caught in the crossfire! You, too, can be in the wrong place at the wrong time, which is now everywhere one goes at any time! But don’t worry! Nothing matters. This is what Americans want and SCOTUS is ready to deliver the hellscape that is the wild, wild west of every gun-toting moron snowflake becoming judge, jury, and executioner because black and brown people are scary!

If oral arguments before SCOTUS is any indication about where the Second Amendment is headed, then we’re f***ed. From CNN, “The Supreme Court seemed ready to expand Second Amendment rights after hearing arguments for over two hours and expressing skepticism about a New York law that restricts individuals from carrying concealed handguns outside the home for self-defense. … It’s been more than a decade since the justices have decided a significant Second Amendment case and now the conservative-leaning court has the opportunity to reexamine the scope of the right to keep and bear arms in a case brought by an affiliate of the National Rifle Association. The court could potentially allow more guns to be carried on some of the busiest streets in the largest cities in the nation, at a time when the Biden administration has vowed to push for enhanced gun regulations.” Do not expect SCOTUS to strike down the New York law and re-interpret Heller restrictively. Oh, no. I don’t care what some conservative justices may have indicated during their questioning. They will endorse gun ownership as wide open as possible — it is number two on the Bill of Rights after all — citing the very fact that “twenty-one states generally allow people to carry concealed weapons in most public spaces without any permit, background check or safety training.” They’ll point to this factoid and demand to see the out-of-control gun violence in those states. They’ll answer their own question with a resounding “there is none,” and then proceed to open the flood gates for uncontrolled gun ownership and carry in New York, which will be a de facto license for every gun-owning idiot to sue every jurisdiction for the right to carry without restriction. This is the second bite at the apple (aka District of Columbia v. Heller) for which they’ve been waiting.

With rising white supremacy in America and SCOTUS allowing more guns to be carried in society — what could possibly go wrong? F*** public safety! SCOTUS does not care. We get the government we deserve. Worry not! No one cares. This is the America that Americans want, and by God, they’re going to get it in spades! Welcome to stupid America. Dumber today and deader tomorrow!

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Biden’s Presidency and America’s Democracy Ended Last Night!

Biden’s presidency and America’s Democracy ended on Tuesday 2 November 2021 — only 9 months into office. Election results from last night were catastrophic — no, cataclysmic — for dumbass Democrats, even worse than I imagined — and I usually imagine the worst. So, just about everywhere the country has swung back hard conservative, and what will follow is a rollback of civil rights for minorities and the permanent entrenchment of RepubliKKKlans. Mark my words, morons. Swing voters may have elected Youngkin on matters of the economy, but what they’ll get are racist, anti-gay, and misogynistic policies because welcome to stupid America! Youngkin does not believe in marriage equality and he’s anti-choice, so he’ll manage the executive branch that way, not to mention Democrats are about to lose control of the Virginia House of Delegates. Given that the Virginia Senate is tied and the newly elected lieutenant governor will be casting tie-breaking votes in favor of RepubliKKKlams, they’ll start legislating their hate immediately and undo everything Democrats accomplished. Make no mistake, morons. These RepubliKKKlan wins are all about the culture wars. And don’t be confused by Black people voting RepubliKKKlan. They hate the gays. While White RepubliKKKlan voters hate the Blacks. Latino RepuibliKKKlans hate both. In 2020, it was “defund the police” and BLM. Those terms were turned into racist ideas by RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons who said “all lives matter” and “blue lives matter.” This year it is critical race theory, which is not even coded, but plainly means that White snowflakes hate minorities and don’t want schools to enlighten their children that America is still very racist (and all the other -ists.) Full stop! End of story! One can tell we hit a nerve with America’s racist by the voter turnout and the election results.

But don’t worry. RepubliKKKlans in Virginia won’t stop there. Get ready for “voter integrity” legislation in Virginia that will enshrine the RepubliKKKlan majority ala Georgia, Texas, and Arizona. This is what people wanted by their vote, unwittingly or not. And this is what dumbass Democrats allowed to happen because they are the feckless party of morons, only slightly less benighted than their RepubliKKKlan counterparts at this point. Those 13 electoral college votes from Virginia in the next presidential election? Democrats can kiss them goodbye. As usual, dumbass Democrats just don’t f***ing get it! They just don’t. Democratic voters and politicians, alike, just never seem to grasp the danger of crazy RepubliKKKlans winning elections. How many times do I have to say it? How many f***ing times? Democrats need to be running on fear all the f***ing time because that’s what we need to counter RepubliKKKlans. F*** the hope-y, change-y sh*t! Democrats should fear the end of democracy! It seems every major win Democrats manage to achieve is by default — voters elect the lesser of two evils when put to the task. Otherwise, people simply default to RepubliKKKlans, and dumbass Democrats verily accept it with little to no resistance. They capitulate all too easily. And if I have to hear one more moron Democratic pundit talk about how Tuesday’s election results are a wake-up call, then I’m going to blow a m*****f***ing gasket. They always say that. Every f***ing time. After every shellacking, they call for the party to reflect, and then they turn around and learn nothing, do nothing, expect to lose more. Whatever! I give up! We deserve the government we get, and we’re on our way to authoritarianism because America is stupid and dumbass Democrats are worthless.

As for Biden’s agenda, it’s toast. The bipartisan infrastructure plan will pass, but the Build Back Better legislation is dead on arrival. There is no other way for Manchin to interrupt Democrats’ massive losses last night as anything other than a signal to put the breaks on everything. Don’t forget that Manchin is perfectly fine with not passing anything else related to Biden’s BBB agenda. So, dumbass Democrats will continue with their infighting and the legislation will collapse. Unfortunately, Biden is not strong enough nor does he have the political capital to force his party to enact his priorities. He should have done that months ago, but didn’t. And at this point, even if Democrats managed to pass his BBB agenda, I don’t think it will make any difference to the voters. Again, idiot Democratic pundits and politicians seem to think that all they have to do is pass legislation to regain voter confidence, but it’s too late. I fear the damage has already been done. It would have been effective if Democrats had pushed through Biden’s legislation out of the gate, but they didn’t. Clearly, Democratic control of the federal government helped the nation weather COVID — compared to the disastrous handling by traitor trump — but how did voters reward Biden’s success? Look to Virginia. But this is par for the course. Voters always punish Democrats for their successes. Witness the Affordable Care Act. This is no different. Democrat’s policies and COVID leadership got shots in arms, but what RepubliKKKlan message won out? Vaccines are a personal choice and masks are overkill. Never mind that these two things helped us survive the pandemic.

Moreover, the inflation issue is, in part, because of the economy’s success. It was easy for the world to turn off economic levers in an instant, but turning them back on is far more difficult. And when a society (America) comes roaring back from COVID to spend hoards of money they’ve been stockpiling for the last two years in an economy that has not fully reopened (think supply chain issues) then what happens? INFLATION! Too much money chasing too few products! That’s what happens! Has anyone noticed that the stock market is near all-time highs? These inflation pressures are a sign of a strong economy, ironically. No one was complaining about failing gas prices when people stopped driving during lockdowns. No one complained about how there was no inflation and some deflation (e.g., airfare and gas) during the worst of the pandemic, but now that things are improving quickly and resulting in higher prices as a reflection of shocks in the re-opening of global markets, everyone is in an uproar and b*tching! But whatever! I live in stupid hell! Stupid, stupid people everywhere who know knowing about economics or how the world works. It’s all Biden’s fault, naturally. There is a lot that Biden has f***ed up, but the economy is not one of them. Nonetheless, he just gets the blame, rightly or wrongly. About the only thing he could do is suggest to the Fed to stop quantitative easing, although Biden has no direct control — none — over the Fed. The problem is Democrats allow such perceptions to persist unchallenged and unabated. But I guess you can’t undo stupid and you can’t teach stupid, so Democrats are stuck because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America!

Don’t get me started on what last night portends for the 2022 and 2024 elections, but I will finish on this thought. Many like to analyze election vicissitudes as a pendulum that swings back and forth between left and right, Democrats and RepubliKKKlans. I agree with that metaphor, but the real question is where the needle lands more often than not. Is it far-left or far-right? Center-left or center-right? What I can say is that the needle never occupies the blue space as long and as deep as it does the red space. While Democrats can wrangle the point of the pendulum to their side for a short time, it always swings back toward RepubliKKKlans sooner rather than later, and the needle always lands in deeper red territory each time. That, my friends, is the true nature of America. And that is why our democracy is dying. RepubliKKKlans — and the voters who give them power — really don’t believe in democracy anymore. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America! The end is near. One lost state at a time.

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In My Legal Opinion

And So It Begins: Attacks on LGBTQ Rights Under the New SCOTUS

According to Bloomberg Law, “For-profit businesses can be shielded from LGBT discrimination liability based on sincerely held religious beliefs, a federal judge in Texas ruled Sunday, addressing several legal questions left open after the U.S. Supreme Court granted anti-bias protections for sexual orientation and gender identity. … The ruling comes in a lawsuit that Braidwood and Bear Creek filed against the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, seeking carve outs to Title VII following the Supreme Court’s landmark 2020 decision in Bostock v. Clayton County, GA, which expanded civil rights protections for LGBT workers. The justices left unaddressed the scope of religious defenses to workplace discrimination liability. For years, legal clashes between religious rights and anti-bias laws have raged in employment and public accommodations cases, as well as on Washington’s Capitol Hill where a comprehensive LGBT rights bill known as the Equality Act awaits Senate consideration.”

Right on cue! The assault on LGBTQ rights intensifies given SCOTUS’ new ultra-conservative majority. Do not be fooled by the 6-3 ruling in Bostock. Don’t forget that RBG was part of that six-member majority. Now that Barrett is on the court, at best, any new ruling to protect LGBTQ rights would be 5-4, but this particular case has that all-important religious FREEDOM! component, which the anti-LGBTQ justices will use as a defense to allow others to hate and discriminate. So, the Bostock standard will be upended by anyone and everyone claiming some religious exception to hate on the gays. Since this case originated in Texas, it will be appealed to the ultra-conservative United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, where they will rule in favor of the defendants. Then the EEOC will appeal to SCOTUS in which case they may not take up the case and allow the lower court’s ruling to stand, or they will take up the case to officially sanction all-out discrimination against the LGBTQ community. Oh, and don’t worry. Congress will never pass legislation to codify LGBTQ members as a protected class. We’ll never be protected under federal law, so everything is at the whim of the states and federal courts. We’re going backward here, and being gay still means you can be treated as a second-class citizen. How purely American! In the end, America always reverts to the mean, which is racist, homophobic, misogynistic, blah, blah, blah. Nothing ever changes — really. Gay marriage is next! Mark my words, f***tards! Welcome to stupid America!