According to The Hill, “A pastor and tax adviser will become the first Republican to represent Newton in the Iowa state House in decades after winning a special election Tuesday to fill a vacancy in a once ancestrally Democratic manufacturing hub that has moved to the right in recent years. … Dunwell is the second Republican to win a formerly Democratic-held legislative seat since President Biden took office, after a Republican won a state Senate seat in Connecticut over the summer.” These are red alarms going off unnoticed! Pay attention, morons! These are the insidious RepubliKKKlan wins that dumbass Democrats ignore at the peril of losing America’s democracy. This is how RepubliKKKlans have gained too much power in so many states. Dumbass Democrats are clueless and not taking state-level elections seriously. F***! I’m getting really, really sick of Democrats losing any seat, anywhere in the country. We! Are! Losing! The! War! Morons! Only in America where registered Democrats outnumber RepubliKKKlans nationwide (assuming Independents split their vote equally), does the majority live under mostly RepubliKKKlan rule. Wake the f*** up! Welcome to stupid America.
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From Politico, “In a focus group last week, Pennsylvania Democrats one after another articulated the issue vexing top White House aides, party operatives in Virginia and voters in Georgia: Why isn’t President Joe Biden’s diminished job rating rebounding? All nine participants from Tuesday’s session gave Biden C- grades or lower. And their answers circled back to a similar point: The pandemic and the many ways it continues to hinder normal life is souring their views of Biden. One woman said she wanted to buy a car but supply chain issues were delaying new shipments to the dealership. A man complained about understaffed restaurants [emphasis added].” Lord knows I’ve soured on Biden, but his handling of the pandemic is the least of my criticisms about him. And, I guess, it should come as no surprise that idiots of America are blaming Biden for consequences that are completely out of his control (e.g. inflation), which the emphasized portion of the quote above evinces. I was particularly struck by the examples of these morons’ criticisms. (I assume the article quotes these people for their germane representation of voters’ feelings.) Clearly, the disruption in the global supply chain is Biden’s fault and, clearly, the staffing shortage at one’s parochial restaurant is also his fault. These are the things people b*tch about? Seriously!?!? Truly, if extra wait time at a restaurant is at the top of your b*tch list, then guess what? The pandemic for all intents and purposes is over for you! I’m not sure why these f***tards are not blaming the anti-vaxxers, MAGA morons, and RepubliKKKlans for destroying the economic recovery. Biden said this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated, and he’s absolutely correct. But since the unvaccinated live (sadly) among us, they are ruining the chances for America to get past COVID more quickly than we are currently. They are to blame, not Biden. And that’s not even a perception thing; that is a reality thing. This malaise people are feeling toward the pandemic is the fault of these morons. Anti-vaxxers, MAGA morons, and RepubliKKKlans are the problem with the pandemic, not Biden. For example, f***tard Governor Abbott of Texas is actively preventing progress by forbidding vaccination mandates by all “entities” in the state. So, in short, the “small government” — keep government out of my business — RepubliKKKlans are criminalizing private businesses for their actions to protect their employees and their customers. Whatever. I give up. And I digress.
The only legitimate criticism about Biden’s handling of COVID is that he spent too much time asking people to do the right thing by getting vaccinated. Instead, he should have, from the start, demanded it and ordered it in the domains where he has authority. He wasted too much time being nice and believing 40 percent of the country (aka MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans) actually wants what’s best for the rest of the nation. If anything, be critical of Biden for being so f***ing naive. But whatever. We are screwed if the average dumbass Democratic voter can’t discern appropriate cause and effect. I live in stupid hell. Welcome to stupid America!
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I Find It Rich
I find it rich that a black man is bigoted against another minority class of people with immutable characteristics. Oh, well. A bigot is going to bigot. Maybe some people should have never been released from their chains. I will also say this. The LGBTQ community needs to start rising up and not in an empathetic “can’t we all just get along?” sense. Nor in an educational, persuasive sense. No, no. There are haters in America who are gaining power and influence that need to be silenced, lest we are forced back into the closet as it becomes open season on the gays. Mark my words, morons. The gays are in the crosshairs of the culture wars and everything we’ve won can be reversed — just ask pregnant women in Texas. Welcome to stupid America! No one is taking the RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron threat to America’s democracy seriously! Whatever! No one cares. Everyone, return to your social media feed because that’s where reality lives — apparently.
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Andrew Yang Is a Moron
Andrew Yang gets rejected twice — his failed presidential and New York City mayoral bids — so now he’s leaving the Democratic Party to create his own independent party by doing an interview with racist Tucker Carlson in the name of “reaching out.” As Rolling Stone puts it, “Andrew Yang got to push his new book and talk about the new political party he’s attempting to launch during an interview on Saturday, but once the plugging was over, CNN’s Jim Acosta pressed the former president and New York City mayoral candidate on why he agreed to speak with Tucker Carlson recently. … Yang’s compromised his actions by saying that speaking with the Tucker’s of the world is his attempt at quelling the angst between those who disagree politically.”
Yang is full of sour grapes, and he’s dumb enough to think he’s going to fix America’s broken political system by starting a third party as if the Green Party and Libertarian Party — the two most prominent — are making any difference. If anything, they cost Al Gore and Hillary Clinton their presidential bids. So, yeah. Another independent party is the worst idea ever. Naturally, Yang thinks he will be the exception, especially since he’s never won any political contest before, which I suppose is why everyone starts a third party or runs as a third party candidate; they can’t win in the mainstream. I think it’s pretty clear that Yang caught the celebrity bug, coupled with the realization he can get richer from heading a losing political party. Oh, and sell books, of course. In short, Yang has become another grifter. I never believed he had any substance, particularly after his “big announcement” at one of the Democratic debates where he gave away money to gain attention. Really? What a moron! I rolled my eyes when he rotated to the top of the polls for a hot second during the Democratic primary. As if! He’s wholly unserious and just playing to a base of idiots, which is why he ran to Fox News to be interviewed by a racist host who very likely thinks Yang should be deported back from where ever he came. Look, Yang, you f***tard! There are no “gettable” votes for your lame third party on Fox News. You’re not going to reach anybody or simmer any tensions by reaching out to the crazy, far-right unless, of course, you like those kinds of people, which I suspect is probably the case. Pay no attention to anything Yang says! Welcome to stupid America, where apparently everyone thinks they’re important! (You’re not!)
From Morning Consult, “The high-stakes standoff between Democrats and Republicans in Washington on a potential national debt default could have ruinous consequences for the financial system. It’s also likely to tick a lot of voters off. This time, at least, a plurality of voters would hold both parties in Washington equally responsible for a default on the national debt, according to a new Morning Consult/Politico poll. Beyond that 39 percent share who’d blame both parties, more voters would assign blame to Democrats (31 percent) than Republicans (20 percent). That’s largely on par with results from the same question last week, although the share that would blame Republicans ticked up 4 percentage points from 16 percent.” I am not prognosticating the final outcome of this debt ceiling mess. My guess would be if America did default it is because we stumbled into it during negotiations or in the middle of the legislative process. May I remind the reader that the deadline is an estimate! America could run out of money a bit sooner and it could be later. No one knows for certain!
If this were any other matter, then I would be applauding Democrats for finally standing up to RepubliKKKlans and for taking a strong position at last. I would cheer them on for finally playing hardball, but this is the wrong game. Nonetheless, where Democrats succeed in strength they seem to fail in cognition. Of course, they can never be both simultaneously. It’s usually thoughtfulness at the expense of strength, but not this time.
Here is the problem: Dumbass Democrats are underestimating RepubliKKKlans’ nihilism and overestimating voters’ intelligence. What else is new in America? Schumer — that frustrating f***tard — repeatedly stands on the Senate floor lecturing McConnell and RepubliKKKlans in an attempt to shame them. I swear to f***ing God! If I have to listen to Schumer cry “shame! shame! shame!” on RepubliKKKlans one more f***ing time for anything, then I’m going to reach through my laptop and strangle the idiot. OMG. RepubliKKKlans cannot be shamed! Ever! You can’t guilt them! Ever! Yet, dumbass Democrats keep trying to score some political points by calling them shameful, irresponsible, reckless, and hypocrites. Hello, Democratic morons. These are all attributes RepubliKKKlans embrace and enjoy. Such pejoratives are completely lost on them. Thus, Democrats underestimate RepubliKKKlans’ ability to have a conscience. They also underestimate RepubliKKKlans’ indifference to destroy the economy; they want the economy to tank under Biden and Democrats. The worse and the longer the economic disaster the more RepubliKKKlans believe it will help them win in 2022 and 2024. And they would be right to believe that because, as the Morning Consult articles evinces, voters will blame Democrats more than RepubliKKKlans, which brings me to my next point.
American voters are f***ing morons and dumbass Democrats keep overestimating voters’ capacity to reason and understand the maneuvers of the government under which they live. The optics for the average voter is pretty simplistic: Democrats control the White House, the House (barely), and the Senate (even more barely); ergo, they control everything — from the functioning of state governments to the American economy to the price of gas to local weather — which, of course, is not even close to reality, but since when have voters ever let reality inform their political judgment? Never! Recall, traitor trump was elected (and captured 10 million more votes in 2020) based on a personality built on a sham; his entire presidency was a con, so people vote for the unreal all the f***ing time. This is the truth that Democrats are trying to explain to voters, which is like trying to explain Shakespeare to monkeys: RepubliKKKlans would rather actively block Democrats from raising the debt ceiling than simply get out of the way for Democrats to vote. The key is the use of unanimous consent in regular order in the Senate — this entire issue is a Senate problem. These are rather fundamental concepts that moronic voters should understand about their government but would prefer not, for whatever reasons. Regular order simply means that the Senate will abide by the usual rules to debate and pass legislation. Unanimous consent is a process of “inverse” voting. I say inverse because in my mind is it. Normally, people would vote to pass something, but with unanimous consent, the assumption is a vote passes, unless one person votes to oppose. In other words, one person can object and the motion dies instead of the usual majority or supermajority threshold for passage. When legislators ask for unanimous consent, they are basically asking for everyone to nod and move on. But RepubliKKKlans won’t allow that — specifically to end debate (cloture) over a bill to raise the debt ceiling. Thus, they are actively voting to stop progress and actively putting the economy in danger. RepubliKKKlans could agree to unanimous consent and not vote for the bill as they keep threatening; they could just let all Democrats vote to pass the legislation and let Democrats take the “blame,” while keeping their voting record clean, but no. RepubliKKKlans are economic terrorists and they want chaos, just like their leader, traitor trump. This all comes back full circle. Of course, this is all legislative nuance that dumbass Democrats think voters are dutifully following and discerning, which, of course, they are not.
All that being said, what Democrats should have done is take McConnell at his word from the being — months ago — instead of trying to call his bluff this close to the deadline. They should have passed debt limit legislation through the reconciliation process over the summer, especially when Biden was living out a string of disastrous foreign policy decisions. At the very least, Democrats could have claimed they single-handedly saved the economy from obstructionist RepubliKKKlans and their ruinous economic terrorism. At this point, Democrats are running a huge risk that could seal RepubliKKKlan dominance for a decade to come because I promise you there is only one thing all voters are going to remember if America defaults on its debt: It happened under Democrats’ watch. Full stop! No ambiguity. No confusion. No subtlety. Consequently, Democrats will reinforce the canard that RepubliKKKlans are better for the economy, which is another persistent myth that f***tard voters of America seem to believe unquestionably year after year and one RepubliKKKlan recession (Bush I) after another RepubliKKKlan recession (Bush II) after another RepubliKKKlan recession (traitor trump). But whatever! I give up! Welcome to stupid America! The house is on fire — right now!
Apparently, to be continued until December…
Make no mistake! Mark Zuckerberg is a domestic terrorist who heads a social media empire that aggregates, disseminates, and promulgates hatred and misinformation that contributes daily to the dumbing-down of America, the death of Americans, and the destruction of America’s democracy, not to mention the rest of the world. Facebook should be regulated out of existence, and Zuckerberg jailed for the rest of his life as a declared enemy of the people. But whatever. America is too stupid! It! Is! Just! Too! F***ing! Stupid! Too stupid to shed itself of the cancer that is Facebook. Literally social Darwinism in action. Welcome to stupid America! Now, I need to check my feed because nothing else matters. BRB!
From one of my favorite commentators at The Nation, “To be clear, it’s not that every case will be decided 6-3; it’s that all the cases will be argued on conservative terms, over the issues conservatives care about, and decided based on what conservatives think they can get away with. And apparently, elected Democrats, both in Congress and the White House, are cool with that. They have accepted conservative control of the courts. The Biden administration took the energy and passion of its base for court reform and sent it off to a commission of law professors to die. Congress, instead of mitigating the worst impulses of the courts by passing legislation to protect voting rights or reproductive rights, passes nothing because the Senate clings to the filibuster. Conservatives have won their battle to control the federal judiciary. This term, the country will pay the consequences. … The refusal of Democrats to reform the court means they have given six conservative judges veto power over their entire political agenda. It’s a veto the court has already used and will continue to use. Democrats may have won the last round of elections, but conservatives are still very much in charge. This term, the Supreme Court will prove it.”
I particularly enjoy how Elie Mystal recognizes that “useless” dumbass Democrats capitulated the fight because, of course, they did. In typical Democratic fashion, they sent the matter off to a blue-ribbon panel to talk about things and decide things, only to have nothing come to fruition. So, it’s all already too late and irreversible. Roe will be struck down for all practical purposes, only to remain in name and theory, which kind of is already the situation given the Casey decision, but that becomes a more technical discussion. Gun rights will be unlimited — anyone and everyone in any state will be allowed to conceal and carry without training, license, or justification. America will immediately become more dangerous than a war zone and with a supremely stupid citizenry, what could possibly go wrong? Discrimination in the name of religious freedom will relegate members of the LGBTQ community to second-class citizens; that will be in the next term as there is no case before the court this term (so far) which will directly roll back gay rights, but trust me — RepubliKKKlans have a lawsuit brewing somewhere just for that purpose. And all these things will happen as SCOTUS enjoys the lowest approval ratings ever recorded — 40 percent. But no one cares, least of all the Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States. Conservative justices see their dismal approval and smirk. Trust me when I say they have no problem taking away rights from women and other minorities while giving unlimited rights to gun owners — aka aggrieved white male snowflakes and their white bitch snowflakes. Don’t worry, though. Democrats will do nothing because they are weak and Democratic and Independent voters don’t care. Permanent RepubliKKKlan control is nearly complete — only two more election cycles (2022 and 2024) to go. Mark my words, f***tards! Welcome to stupid America!
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Kudos to Chauncey DeVega
A prominent author on Salon writes, “America remains in the grip of an existential democracy crisis: Donald Trump’s Republican-fascists and their movement are on the march, winning victory after victory while the Democrats and the ‘resistance’ are hunkered down, doing little if anything to fight back. … America is literally amusing itself to death, even as we learn further details about how Donald Trump and his agents attempted a coup to overthrow American democracy after his defeat in the 2020 election. … But the more basic and more plausible explanation is that the American people are attracted to juvenile and immature distractions, and that those impulses drive the mainstream news media’s ad revenues. Those concerns should wither away in the face of an unprecedented crisis of democracy crisis. Of course, that is unlikely to happen. … As the country succumbs to fascism, the American people, for the most part, are like the moviegoers in the cover image of the classic edition of Guy Debord’s ‘Society of the Spectacle,’ sitting transfixed in 3D glasses, seduced by the images on the screen and numb to the world outside. Trump’s agents, allies, and followers have set the theater on fire, but to this point the audience hasn’t noticed and likely would not even care if they did.”
Chauncey is being polite. I take a more direct attitude: America is too f***ing stupid to survive. Too stupid to care and too stupid to understand and be concerned about anything other than the bright shiny object directly in front of them — Americans want the traitor trump show. How many f***ing times have I said it? How many times? Americans looked into the traitor trump mirror and fell in love with the reflection. They want to be entertained on Facebook — the enemy entertainment platform of humanity. They want to be entertained on Instagram and Twitter. People want to be entertained by the next reality T.V. show — the White House edition. And how many times have I said this: Biden is merely the intermission before the end of democracy — sure to be the greatest show on Earth! And no one cares as long as people don’t have to think because critical thinking is too tough and Americans are too stupid. Oh, well. I give up. I’m just counting down the days to the end of traitor trump’s next term — assuming America’s democracy survives. Oh, but it won’t. Welcome to stupid America! Hint: It’s already too late, f***tards! I live in stupid hell!
From AlterNet, “The highly-respected University of Virginia’s nonpartisan Center for Politics has released a new study that finds a majority of Trump voters believe it’s time to split the country into two, with ‘red states’ and ‘blue states’ seceding from the Union. The organization, headed by Larry Sabato of ‘Sabato’s Crystal Ball,’ reports that four in ten Biden voters agree. ‘The divide between Trump and Biden voters is deep, wide, and dangerous. The scope is unprecedented, and it will not be easily fixed,’ said UVA Center for Politics Director Larry J. Sabato. … Eight in 10 Biden and Trump voters say elected officials from the opposition party present a ‘clear and present danger’ to democracy. Almost eight in 10 Biden and Trump voters say Americans who support the opposite party have also become a ‘clear and present danger’ to the American way of life.”
I’ve been saying for well over a year now that America is headed toward another civil war, but I suppose I must amend that notion. We’re already at war as of 6 January 2021. Traitor trump, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon stormed the Bastille, and in so doing set the civil war smoldering. Things are about to get hotter! I totally agree that America should split into red and blue states. In the current arrangement, I am sick of my tax dollars flowing out of blue states (givers) and into red states (takers) because, by definition, conservatives are dumber and poorer, requiring handouts and entitlements from the smart, rich states. So by all means, buh-bye! Let the blue states with the largest, richest economies of the Union form our own country — California, New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, etc. Let the states with the best universities in the world come together — MIT, Standford, Harvard, University of Chicago, Yale, Princeton, University of Pennsylvania, Columbia, Cal Tech, Northwestern. All the top universities in the world — and I mean all — are in blue states, and that is not a coincidence. So, by all means, let’s get the f*** out of the Union. The stupid states are dragging us down! Not to mention that the Capitol is already surrounded by blue states and the Capitol itself is vastly Democratic. I guess the red states can put their capital somewhere in Flori-duh! So, let the red states unionize and eventually wither on the vine; I mean given their predilection for unregulated gun ownership, “personal responsibility,” and being anti-science, they’ll end up killing themselves off soon enough. Then we can just invade and take over in a decade or so. Honestly, the blue states should still be occupying forces in the red states since 1865. Bring it! I will miss Orlando, though.
According to Axios, “Two Ohio men were sentenced to serve 45 days in prison after prosecutors requested incarceration for the first time at sentencing hearings for Capitol rioters who took plea deals for nonviolent misdemeanors. … Federal judges have debated whether the no-prison plea deals offered to low-level Jan. 6 defendants are too lenient to deter potential future attackers. … The two steelworkers from Columbus can be heard laughing at police officers in video footage obtained by the government. Rau later entered one of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) evacuated conference rooms. … Prosecutors requested a four-month prison sentence for each.” I guess AG Garland finally got the hit? It is ridiculous that several judges had to question the sentencing recommendations of the federal government for traitor defendants before federal prosecutors began requesting jail time for said offenders. I seriously don’t give one G.D. f*** how minor the offenses associated with the terrorist attack on the Capitol are. Every misdemeanor for every criminal — first offense or not — should get at least one year of jail time! Full stop! No exceptions! I don’t care if you were one of those idiot “tourist”-types taking pictures who happened to follow the crowd into the Capitol. Any reasonable person — I know, it’s a stretch with these MAGA morons and QAnon f***tards — should have known their entry was illegal. (And I would go so far as to say those on the steps are just as criminal because they clearly breached pedestrian and police barriers.) If anything, people should be jailed for a year purely because of their stupidity! These four month recommendations are a start, but the judges really should be ignoring such recommendations and give stiffer sentences because they are right: What the federal government is doing by being weak and cutting consequence-free plea deals are encouraging future terrorists to commit treasonous acts. It’s all par for the course with dumbass Democrats. Their pusillanimous posture is completely the work of weak, weak AG Garland. Whatever! All these people will be pardoned anyway when traitor trump returns to the White House, so all this frustration is moot. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! Nothing ever changes.