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Defund the Police Anchor

From Politico, “As Democrats turn toward defending their congressional majorities next year, the party is running headlong into one important piece of unfinished business: the bitter debate over whether protesters’ push to defund the police seriously damaged their prospects in 2020.” That is the first paragraph of the article and that’s where I stopped because the answer is manifest and there really is no argument to be made other than dumbass Democrats and liberals really f***ed up the messaging — again. Go figure. Clearly, the “defund the police” slogan harmed down-ticket and state-wide elections. I have no idea where to start re-hashing this topic again as I have written previously that dumbass Democrats always know how to pull defeat from the jaws of victory, and by that, I mean losing seats in the U.S. House and losing should-have-won a couple of U.S. Senate seats. Yes, yes. They did win a couple of impossible U.S. Senate seats in Georgia. But my overall point is that Biden’s victory should have been accompanied by greater gains in U.S. Congress and greater gains in the states, but that did not happen. The primary reason is because of the ridiculous notion of “defund the police” which is a wholly-owned and embraced mantra of the morons on the far left.

Ugh! f*** me! Look! I’m on the left, but I’m not on the stupid left and I actually understand the country in which I live. The country is center-right. Full f***ing stop. (Don’t kid yourselves of anything otherwise.) And to be a bit more precise about my declaration, it seems people vote center-right. They may have center or center-left viewpoints, but for whatever reason people still like to vote conservatively. America has always been and probably will always be this way, especially since idiot liberal groups that keep pulling hard to the left do more harm than good for Democrats overall, and they’ll do it more effectively if they can’t get their f***ing G.D. messaging act together, which starts with not creating and promoting f***tarded messages that suggests taking money away from police departments. I know and the left knows that is not entirely what “defund the police” means, but when one party communicates to a generally very, very stupid citizenry then communicating in shorthand that invokes the opposite message is nothing but pure stupidity. Welcome to stupid America. It’s stupid on both sides. (More so on the conservative side.)

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

The Filibuster

Usually, I would say good riddance to the filibuster, but while I have read several liberal articles and heard liberal commentators claim that McConnell, the human turtle, must be scared Democrats will actually kill the filibuster, as evinced by his Senate floor speech warning of the disaster to come if Democrats succeed, I take McConnell’s threats seriously, and dumbass Democrats should too! Here’s why: Democrats are too f***ing weak! Plain and simple. Weak! Weak! Weak! Always f***ing weak. As usual, Democrats clamor about killing the filibuster without thinking through the consequences, except for those resisting the change, apparently (aka Senator Manchin). Just to be clear about my opinion, I want the filibuster killed, but — but — only if I thought dumbass Democrats knew how to wield power once it is gone. And, of course, they don’t! Once the filibuster is removed, then dumbass Democrats will fight among themselves and be unable to close ranks to muster the 50 votes required to pass even the most important and consequential legislation, e.g., voting rights (For the People Act of 2021) and extending the due date of the ERA, so it actually becomes an amendment to the Constitution. Because that’s what dumbass Democrats do — never miss a chance to f*** things up. If they want to kill the filibuster, then they must be prepared to go the whole nine yards to secure holding at least one chamber of Congress, and that starts with protecting voters’ rights at the federal and state levels. Killing the filibuster is not a one-and-done achievement! Democrats need to hold on to power, but they’re not even close to accomplishing that. Has anyone realized the only time Democrats win is when there is a disastrous RepubliKKKlan administration they need to clean up after? By their very commitment to improving the country and by their successes in doing so, they seem to get themselves voted out of office. That needs to change! People really do get sick of winning, I guess. Welcome to stupid America!

On the other hand, when RepubliKKKlans reclaim all branches of government, which is only a matter of time given America’s love of winning, then they will push through all those legislative goals McConnell warned about. In fact, he already laid out the conservative wish list during his Senate floor speech, and he will not hesitate to check off the items one by one with a grimace. One may rightly ask why didn’t McConnell kill the filibuster when traitor trump was in office and RepubliKKKlans controlled Congress? Easy answer: He didn’t (and still doesn’t) trust traitor trump not to f*** things up. Moreover, I think McConnell is laying the predicate to kill the filibuster in the future. If Democrats don’t kill it now, then when RepubliKKKlans reclaim the reigns of government McConnell will look back to the Democrats’ threat to rid the filibuster as an excuse to do so, claiming that RepubliKKKlans must kill the practice to accord “the will of the people” their legislative prerogatives, which, of course, is just the opposite of what the majority of people want, but that has never stopped RepubliKKKlans from being the tyranny of the minority ruling over the majority because of stupid America! To be sure, when it comes to conservative goals that aim to move the country backward, RepubliKKKlans vote in lockstep. And let’s be clear about something else: There are more red states than blue states, which means that the chances of the Senate being in RepubliKKKlan control is always higher. This current 50/50 split is the high watermark for Democrats in the Senate in this relentless era of RepubliKKKlan obstructionism, especially given RepubliKKKlans’ ability to fight at the state level, everywhere. They have long understood the real power is in the states, and that is where they succeed, while Democrats are still trying to figure out where the party headquarters are in a given state. It’s the blind leading the blind! Welcome to stupid America!

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Gods, Guns, and (Probably) Gays!

From The Daily Beast, “A Georgia man who professed a passion for guns and God was in custody on Tuesday night after a string of shootings that police said appeared to target Asian women at massage parlors and left eight people dead. … A student who graduated from Sequoyah High with Long in 2017 who spoke on the condition of anonymity told The Daily Beast, ‘He was very innocent seeming and wouldn’t even cuss. He was sorta nerdy and didn’t seem violent from what I remember. He was a hunter and his father was a youth minister or pastor. He was big into religion.’… ‘Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God. This pretty much sums up my [the killer’s] life.’… His youth pastor at the Crabapple First Baptist Church confirmed he was the suspect and said elders would be releasing a statement.”

Look! This case is open and shut: This guy is an uber-religious incel traitor trump MAGA moron follower who was told to hate women and hate sin, so he killed them. It’s that simple. These people always — always — hate themselves, and we, as a society, have to pay for it because they can’t cope with life! There is a way to remedy such religious conflicts with one’s self instead of involving others. It’s called social Darwinism.

Once again, here we are where a religious f***tard who can’t get laid and is fascinated with guns is easily brainwashed to believe Asians are the cause of whatever his issues are and traitor trump is the Second Coming of Christ. And I don’t care what the killer claims; his actions speak for themselves, so he’s a racist and a misogynist. Religious people, especially Baptists (evangelicals) — America’s crazy version of religiosity — are easily brainwashed. Think about it! It is a short trip from believing religious dogma to the “other is evil, so kill!” American (recent) history is littered with religious nutjobs killing in the name of God. Stupid is as stupid believes as stupid does. Welcome to stupid America!

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Major Nips!

Let’s just be clear about something. If Major, one of the First Dogs, nipped at a Secret Service agent, then the person deserved it. Sorry, but dogs know dog haters! They smell it and they may not hold back. Moreover, I have no doubt the person nipped was a traitor trump loving holdover who I — and Major it seems — would not trust said Secret Service agent to protect President Biden. Dogs protect their owners — the good owners that is to say. (Hopefully, they eat the bad owners!)

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QAnon and Adrenochrome: WTF!?!?

QAnon and adrenochrome. What the f***!?!? OMG! I can’t anymore with the stupid. It hurts! I hate these people for being so m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! Seriously! This level of stupid cannot be allowed to survive in American society. This is smother-in-the-crib level of stupid. This is euthanasia/mercy-killing level of stupid. But here we are. America in all of its stupidity on full display. I’ve been saying it for well over a year now: America is just too f***ing stupid to survive. It really is. By some miracle of God, Americans managed to purge the head idiot, traitor trump, from office (for now), only to see the continuing rise of conspiracy theorists take further hold (i.e., MTG and the other whack-job in Congress, Boebert).

To be sure, idiots believing in fairytales — ala Christianity — is nothing new, but this — this QAnon — level of f***tarditude is off the f***ing scale and gaining popularity and acceptance as politicians are getting elected to positions in government. It used to be morons who believed such idiocracy would be shunned from society; now, QAnon morons are being embraced and rising to cult-like fame! And not cult-like as in a cult of brainwashed worshipers — QAnon followers certainly are that too — but like cult movie fans (e.g., The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Idiocracy, Reservoir Dogs, and The Big Lebowski). QAnon followers are fashionable because why not? It’s the new thing to be because of social media. The consequences? A truly, truly stupid society that is becoming more dysfunctional, doesn’t believe in science or reason, hates masks, FREEDOM!, the children, and would rather die than be part of the social compact that defines American society and values. These people are stupid and dangerous. They will destroy this country left unchecked. They want to see the end of America. These are true dead-enders! They just keep on believing, and people mistakenly laugh them off as too far out there to be of any concern when, in fact, Americans should be openly mocking them and diminishing them publicly. Do not avoid these people as too crazy to handle, but confront them as too crazy to allow to be part of America! Public shaming is the only way to drive these f***tards back underground. It is the only way to suffocate the movement to a point where AQnon is no longer mainstream. But like everything in America, crazy and stupid and dangerous sells, especially as website clickbait. Ugh! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t! Welcome to stupid America! It’s as dumb as it’s ever been.

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QAnon Is for Morons: Happy March 4!

Today is another watershed date on the calendar for the hoards of QAnon morons that define the general level of stupidity pervasive in American society. The belief is that today is the date that traitor trump will officially become president because somehow, the 20th Amendment to the Constitution really does not, nor has ever, applied since its passing. The 20th Amendment, for idiots out there that don’t understand how their own government works, is the change to the Constitution that moved inauguration day from March to January following election day, which occurs on the first Tuesday following the first Monday in November. In other words, election day cannot be the first day of November if it happens to be a Tuesday. But everyone knows that. Right? Ugh. Why do I bother asking stupid questions? Anyways, QAnon followers are f***tards because they just f***ing are, and I haven’t even started picking apart the contradictions in their moronic inaugural day beliefs.

There are two paradoxes at work. First, here we have a group of f***ing morons of the highest m*****f***ing order who are supposedly uber patriots that love babies, the police, the Constitution, and everything for which it stands! They followed traitor trump and stormed the Capitol and continue to believe because they are the “law and order” party; they are the “true” patriots, unless, of course, when the Constitution doesn’t suit them, namely the 20th Amendment. They love the First and Second Amendments, and the rest of the Amendments they have no idea what they are, except for the 20th. Typical! They like and want to uphold only some of the Constitution. Naturally! It’s all consistent with the same mentality akin to evil evangelicals, where people pick and choose what parts of the Bible they want to believe and enforce. It’s all the same level of stupid; there is no difference! QAnon and evangelicals — the twin American cancers.

Of course, the second contradiction in their beliefs is even more perplexing. So! If only a real president must be inaugurated in March, then what was traitor trump during his entire time in office? A fake president? I heard nothing about him secretly taking the oath of office on this day in 2017. QAnon certainly made no mention of it, nor had they any concerns about traitor trump being sworn in during a supposedly false event when Obama would have still been president — or not, according to their stupid “thinking.” Again, no mention from QAnon about Obama being illegitimate because of being sworn in on the wrong day. Of course, they claim he was illegitimate because he was born in Kenya. (Ugh! Kill me now!) It’s only now morons “think” of this alleged massive flaw in the Constitution that they so fervently claim to love and respect and blah, blah, blah. Whatever! I give up. Look, f***tards. I will say it again and again: America is lost, morons! Mark my words. This level of stupid cannot be undone — ever. The long slide to the bottom began the second traitor trump won, and it’s been downhill ever since. Dumbass Democrats are not — and will never be — strong nor ruthless enough to reverse the damage that is the Great American Stupidity that has been exacerbated, facilitated, and encouraged vis-à-vis traitor trump’s rise and hold onto political power! Welcome to stupid America, forever and always! America as we know it is ending, morons! The stupid is going to overtake this country and run it into the ground. Mark! My! Words!

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LGBTQ Equality Act — Fool’s Gold

From The Daily Beast, “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) spoke for five minutes in Congress on Wednesday against the Equality Act, which would prohibit discrimination against LGBTQ people under federal law. Greene said there should be no discrimination against anyone in America but opined that the historic bill was ‘too much,’ that it put ‘trans rights above women’s rights,’ and then quoted Genesis to insist that ‘God created us male and female.’ Next, Greene tried to get Congress to adjourn, before what is expected to be a vote Thursday. The move failed, but she was supported by her Republican colleagues—revealing either their lionization of her or their attitudes to LGBTQ equality, or perhaps both.” And the headline reads, “Its Sponsors are ‘Optimistic’ for Senate Victory.”

Don’t be fooled, morons. First, of course, the bill’s sponsors are “optimistic,” idiots! What? Are they going to say this thing has no chance? Really? What a throw-away line to say and for reporters to print. Second, what part of traitor trump’s election to the presidency — yes, he lost in 2020, but with 10 million more voters wanting more of that — indicates…? What part of the rise of QAnon to the mainstream indicates…? What part of RepubliKKKlans maintaining and even gaining power at the state level indicates…? And what part of the rise of all hate crimes during traitor trump’s administration indicates that America has become enlightened enough to be willing to pass federal legislation to protect America’s LGBTQ community from being bigots’ second-favorite — behind Blacks — punching bag for just about everything that goes wrong in America, from hurricanes to traitor trump’s election loss? Tell me, please. How has America evolved? Yes, there are more LGBTQ members in all parts of the government at local, state, and federal levels. Yes, yes! This is true, but how many times must I reminder f***tards that this country is structured so that a political minority — RepubliKKKlans — rule and dictate over the will of the majority — everyone else who is not a RepubliKKKlan.

Last, that see you next Tuesday and transgender-looking-herself bigot MTG already invoked the one thing that will surely give cover to Senators to kill the bill: God! (Seriously, as an aside, has MTG looked in the mirror lately? She has many manly features about her. So, I wonder. Is she transgender? Could be! Why is she so sensitive about transgender issues? Let’s see what is — or was — between her legs!) Ugh! Just another daily reason why I hate this country so much. God! God! God! F*** me! God and the Bible have no place in politics, let alone as a standard to deny inalienable rights to others. F***! I hate the stupidity of people. We should all be humanists, not some radical morons running around spewing hate and nonsense from an ancient book that is nothing more than a thousands-of-years-old game of telephone. OMG! That’s all it is, morons. But whatever! I digress. Stupid is as stupid does and stupid America does a lot of stupid! Sixty votes — ten RepubliKKKlans — to pass this legislation? Not going to happen. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America. Not done yet!

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Tiger Woods

Nothing like a singularly insignificant incident to evince the utter dumbing down of America and the incomprehensible fixation on the lived experience of a sports person. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in stupid America do people and the MSM become obsessed with a golfer by providing wall-to-wall news (carnage) coverage for hours on end. I don’t care if people are obsessed with sports. (Although, I maintain such people probably should not vote because clearly they are incapable of discerning important life factors from the trivial.) But sports is never f***ing newsworthy. That’s why cable sports channels exist. And we wonder why and how a reality TV star becomes president. Whatever! America is doomed to always be stupid.

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Now Biden Is an Absentee President?

From Axios, “The absence of a Marine sentry outside the West Wing on Monday raised questions about whether President Biden was keeping the schedule publicly outlined by his aides. … Biden’s schedule said he would be in the Oval receiving the Presidential Daily Briefing at 9: 45 a.m. The sentry was absent at that time. … Pooler Debra Saunders, White House correspondent for the Las Vegas Review-Journal, told her off-campus colleagues at 9:58 a.m.: ‘There is no Marine standing outside the front door. … The White House says it’s a ‘misnomer’ a Marine must be present when the president is inside the Oval.”

Oh, my f***ing God! This is why I hate people and the MSM. Did anyone else catch the subtle inference intended by this story? Anyone pick up on the subtext? Anyone? Biden is clearly an absentee president. Are you f***ing kidding me with this sh*t? Seriously?!?! Biden “appears” to be 13 minutes behind schedule and the immediate conclusion — that “burning” “question” — is because there is no guard then he’s not in the Oval Office and clearly he’s not doing his job. God! F*** me! I hate people so f***ing much. So, let me see if I understand the full scope of MSM’s outrage correctly. Traitor trump spent four years being the laziest president ever and who literally filled his official schedule with vague and blanket descriptions like “he will be having many meetings and calls today.” The same ex-president who notoriously would not make it into the Oval Office until 11 AM, who was back at the White House residence by 5 PM, who spent a quarter of this presidency on the golf course and traveling between his private properties, and who spent the rest of his time on the job watching TV. That man literally was an absentee president who was given a pass for four years for his laziness by the MSM, but when Biden “appears” to be 13 minutes late — i.e., he’s not sticking to his schedule therefore what is he doing if he’s not in the Oval Office? Why isn’t Biden doing his job? — then it’s a f***ing “newsworthy” story worth the time and energy of an idiot reporter to waste on such yellow journalism. Un-f***ing-believable. F*** me! We’re doomed because MSM is still engaging whataboutism and gotcha journalism over the most trivial matters. Yeah, I hate America because it’s all stupid all the m*****f***ing G.D. time. The stupid never f***ing ends. Stupid all day, every single m*****f***ing G.D. day. Welcome to stupid America because, yeah, Biden is clearly not doing his job! F*** me! I can’t anymore. I! Just! F***ing! Can’t!

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Texas!

From The Atlantic, “Texas had ample warning that this system was vulnerable. A decade ago, another storm caused large (though smaller) failures, as the Texas Tribune explains. A report warned that the state needed to harden its grid to prepare for major storms. But the state’s regulators didn’t want to mandate upgrades. Instead, they issued voluntary guidelines to providers, and they offered financial incentives to make upgrades. This is by-the-book free-market governance: The government shouldn’t make requirements, but companies will do the right thing if it serves their business interests. As we now know, that didn’t work. Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and U.S. secretary of energy, says now that Texans are willing to endure blackouts in order to maintain the independence of their grid. That’s a bold bet to make when hundreds of thousands of them still don’t have power.”

Whatever! F*** it! None of this matters! Mark my words, morons! None of this matters! It’s not like Texas will turn blue after this disaster or ever! No matter what, stupid people will always vote stupid. People love their moronic RepubliKKKlan politicians! People love the stupid! People love the incompetence. People love finger-pointing and callousness. People don’t actually want politicians to provide good governance. And I am not being facetious. I mean it! People clearly don’t care about their own well-being, let alone others, which is why no Texas Democrat has won a statewide election in decades! I can’t wait for RepubliKKKlans to get re-elected in Texas all over again.

Climate change isn’t happening, so why not re-elect RepubliKKKlans. Your relative died from hypothermia during the Texas power failure disaster. Well, your relatives didn’t prepare enough, and obviously, they couldn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps to survive, so too bad for them. Vote RepubliKKKlan! Deadbeat Senators that would rather be vacationing than do anything (at all) to help their constituents? Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Morons who would rather stay off the national electric grid to save a few bucks on their electric bill and, God-all-mighty forbid, avoid regulations?!?! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! It’s always and only ever about the money, never mind investing in the right, long-term infrastructure and policy! Always shortsightedness and greed! It’s the Conservative way! (Get ready for much higher insurance premiums, f***tards!) And it’s always some other Liberals’ fault! People will forget as they always do. By the next election cycle, it will be, What Texas power disaster? But those things Conservatives never forget: God, guns, and gays! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Why the f*** not?!?! Fifty percent of voters do! You get what you deserve. Welcome to stupid America. Nothing ever changes!