Category: Religion as Retardation

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Satan Is Not a Metaphor

Out of the mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene, “And that’s how Satan sells a sin, and that’s how he sells abortion. He tells a woman that all you have to do is you’re just going to go to this clinic, just going to get it over with, you know. And then you’re going to — that guy, he’s going to stay with you, that boyfriend or the guy, whoever he is, he’s going to marry you, sweep you off your feet.”

Do not think that this Satan speak is a metaphor for one’s inner conscience or self-rationalization. It is not! She literally believes Satan whispers into a person’s ear to get them to do things. This is what happens when stupid religious fundamentalists get into government; they inflict their bat-sh*t-craziness on the rest of us. These people actually believe what they’re saying, and so does half the country. Oh, Lordy! Deliver us from the insane ravings of MTG! Again, stupid America proves itself.

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Religion Is the Problem, F***tards

From Axios, “Many of the country’s biggest religious institutions are mired in upheaval and scandal, as well as criticized for failing to adapt to modern norms, further alienating potential attendees.” Religion is for stupid people. Full stop! Does one know what happens when religion tells them to forget about the here and now, that this life really doesn’t matter because of a guaranteed afterlife? Anyone? Anyone at all? We get crazy people looking to take the whole f***ing society down with them. Instead of people focusing on the real guarantee — today and the hope of a tomorrow — we have morons that think the point of life is to get to heaven, so f*** life and f*** everyone else. (Everyone thinks they’re going to heaven.) They believe today is just a temporary stop to eternity. One cannot have a well-functioning society where half of it says: F*** it! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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One Word: Post-Reconstruction

From The New Civil Rights Movement, “Right-wing evangelical Franklin Graham spent the weekend promoting anti-LGBTQ extremist hate to his nearly 10 million Facebook followers, including by attacking The Walt Disney Company, criticizing the Biden administration’s support of medically-necessary treatment for transgender children, posting a video of his home state’s Lt. Governor preaching jaw-droppingly vulgar attacks on transgender people, and even calling for ‘regime change’ in the United States because he opposes science that support LGBTQ children and teens.”

I don’t know what else to say to the LGBTQ community. The walls are closing in on the gays. Do not think these latest attacks on gay rights are simply another phase of the same bigotry. RepubliKKKlans and evil evangelicals are intensifying their attacks. This is not more of the same but in a different decade. This is altogether more dangerous.

And do not delude yourselves into believing that it means anything in the 21st century that LGBTQ members have risen to more positions of political power than ever before. Undoubtedly, more gay and transgender people are in government positions, including governors, mayors, legislators (state and federal), executives (state and federal; e.g., Secretary of Transportation), and judges. Yet such progress means nothing, for it can all be reversed. How can I say such a thing? How improbable would it be for society to turn on a minority group that continues to progress year after year? Surely, once the door has been opened, it can never be closed. The LGBTQ community has achieved too much political power to be shoved back into the closet.

I have considered these questions, but then I am reminded of another historical achievement and its aftermath: Emancipation, Reconstruction, and post-Reconstruction. Without going into historical detail, suffice it to say that during Reconstruction, Blacks achieved much — economic, educational, and political parity with their white counterparts. But in 10 years, when Reconstruction ended and Jim Crow began, all those achievements were erased. So, do not think that gay rights are safe in America. History has already proved the counterfactual with Black rights. Wake the f*** up LGBTQ members. Rise up! They are coming for your rights, and they will not stop until they succeed. When people pine for a Christain white nationalist America, they mean to exclude the gays too. Mark my words!

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I Hate Religious Morons!

Of course, the End Timers are starting to come out of the woodwork. As Raw Story tells, “[F]ormer televangelist Pat Robertson, who came out of his retirement to weigh in on the situation, sees something even grander in the whole affair — according to him, Vladimir Putin is being willed by God to conduct the invasion, as a way of triggering the End Times. ‘I think you can say, well, Putin’s out of his mind, and yes, maybe so,’ said Robertson. ‘But at the same time he’s being compelled by God. He went into Ukraine, but that wasn’t his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, ultimately. … You read your Bible, because it’s coming to pass.’” Jesus-f***ing-Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross! I forgot about these f***tards! But here we are. As if the world doesn’t have enough to worry about with WW III, a significant proportion of Americans are willing this calamity to happen as a means to usher in the End Times, which is all B.S. f***tardary.

Do you know how long morons of humanity have been predicting the end of the world? Forever! And it occurs with every actual and impending catastrophe. Almost as soon as the ink dried on the Book of Revelations, people looked to various events as singling the Apocolypse. These events include the fall of the Roman Empire in the West, the fall of the Roman Empire in the East, every time Muslims entered Europe, every time the plague hit Medieval Europe, the Crusades I thru VIII, the American Civil War, WWI, WWII, the Cold War, Y2K, 9/11, COVID, to name a select few off the top of my head. Add to that every and all astronomical peculiarities, which are not limited to the following: Halley’s Comet appearances, Blood Moons, any variety of planetary alignments, so on and so forth. You get the idea. Given any Earthly and not-so-Earthy sign, everyone’s predicting the end of the world all the time. This Robertson guy is no different. He’s just adding to the problem because when Christians believe the end is coming, they are far less likely to care about preventing the worst from happening, which is ironic. After all, everyone thinks they are the chosen ones to be raptured. Yeah, not so much. Yet! Somehow! After 2000 years, the world has not ended! Moreover, the Bible repeatedly warns against following false prophets. Yet, it seems that all Christians in America do, with traitor trump being the most prominent and all these other evangelical mega-church, TV charlatans being constant grifters. God! F*** me! I live in stupid hell! Only in trump stupid America!

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Gods, Guns, and (Probably) Gays!

From The Daily Beast, “A Georgia man who professed a passion for guns and God was in custody on Tuesday night after a string of shootings that police said appeared to target Asian women at massage parlors and left eight people dead. … A student who graduated from Sequoyah High with Long in 2017 who spoke on the condition of anonymity told The Daily Beast, ‘He was very innocent seeming and wouldn’t even cuss. He was sorta nerdy and didn’t seem violent from what I remember. He was a hunter and his father was a youth minister or pastor. He was big into religion.’… ‘Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God. This pretty much sums up my [the killer’s] life.’… His youth pastor at the Crabapple First Baptist Church confirmed he was the suspect and said elders would be releasing a statement.”

Look! This case is open and shut: This guy is an uber-religious incel traitor trump MAGA moron follower who was told to hate women and hate sin, so he killed them. It’s that simple. These people always — always — hate themselves, and we, as a society, have to pay for it because they can’t cope with life! There is a way to remedy such religious conflicts with one’s self instead of involving others. It’s called social Darwinism.

Once again, here we are where a religious f***tard who can’t get laid and is fascinated with guns is easily brainwashed to believe Asians are the cause of whatever his issues are and traitor trump is the Second Coming of Christ. And I don’t care what the killer claims; his actions speak for themselves, so he’s a racist and a misogynist. Religious people, especially Baptists (evangelicals) — America’s crazy version of religiosity — are easily brainwashed. Think about it! It is a short trip from believing religious dogma to the “other is evil, so kill!” American (recent) history is littered with religious nutjobs killing in the name of God. Stupid is as stupid believes as stupid does. Welcome to stupid America!

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QAnon F***tards Have Dain Bramage!

From Salon, “Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory have for years believed, in the face of all available evidence, that Donald Trump would soon begin mass arrests of his political foes and retain power indefinitely. Many of them appear to be struggling to cope with reality after President Joe Biden was sworn in on Wednesday and the mass arrests never came.” Imagine that! QAnon f***tards are disappointed that yet another crazy-town prediction has not come true. What the f*** else is new? It’s just another example of a supremely stupid, stupid America. Only in stupid America do such conspiracy theories emerge and thrive.

I have been hearing and reading much discussion among moronic political commentators, pundits, and various academics about working to bring QAnon followers back to reality, that the “fever” has been broken with the loss of traitor trump and the swearing-in of President Biden, and that the truth is finally starting to sink in with these people. To that, I say hell f***ing no! No f***ing way. We should not consider bringing these f***tards of the highest f***ing order back into polite society. They deserve to be left in the cold and ostracized from society forever. Look, morons! Whatever level of stupid brought these morons to believe such craziness cannot be absolved or undone just like that.

I keep hearing professionals talk about “de-programming” these people and advising others (not crazy stupid people) to try to understand what may have brought QAnon morons to believe such conspiracies. And I am sure there are some interesting (and pointless) psychological and sociological theories that try to explain the phenomena of people who believe in conspiracies. I, however, take a far more simplistic view — because that’s all it takes, really — to understand these people. They have a brain defect! Yes, it’s that simple. Conspiracy theory believers have f***ing brain damage, and I don’t need some complex and needlessly overworked theory to understand that QAnon people are just plain morons! I’m sorry to have to state the obvious, but it takes a special type of crazy stupid to fall for such QAnon beliefs. (And that goes for MAGA morons with their five years and counting belief in the traitor trump con.) One must have a mental predisposition to be so easily duped for so long. QAnon beliefs don’t even pass the most basic test of rationality. The government is run by a satanic cult of Democrats who are also part of an international pedophile ring. Really?!?! Does that really make sense? It doesn’t pass the laugh test, but whatever. It’s called critical thinking, morons! I can’t with the stupid anymore. We should not be encouraging QAnon f***tards to return to society; in fact, we should be preventing them from breeding and breathing.

One last point. People who think QAnon will finally go away without traitor trump are just as f***ing stupid as QAnon followers. Look, morons. There is no way this pervasive conspiracy theory (and all of its derivatives) is going away. They have members of Congress believing this bat-sh*t-craziness for God f***ing sake. People elected these morns to office — on purpose. And there is no difference between Christians waiting two thousand years for Jesus to return and QAnon f***tards waiting for “The Storm,” both of which are never going to f***ing happen, but you can’t convince idiots of the truth of their absurd beliefs. Conspiracy theories and religion — the twin pillars of American stupidity! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s never going to get smarter! Yeah, we’re doomed! The stupid never ends.

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Because Religion Is for Morons

From The Atlantic, “But in private, many of Trump’s comments about religion are marked by cynicism and contempt, according to people who have worked for him. Former aides told me they’ve heard Trump ridicule conservative religious leaders, dismiss various faith groups with cartoonish stereotypes, and deride certain rites and doctrines held sacred by many of the Americans who constitute his base. … It helped that Trump seemed to feel a kinship with prosperity preachers—often evincing a game-recognizes-game appreciation for their hustle. The former campaign adviser recalled showing his boss a YouTube video of the Israeli televangelist Benny Hinn performing ‘faith healings,’ while Trump laughed at the spectacle and muttered, ‘Man, that’s some racket.’ On another occasion, the adviser told me, Trump expressed awe at Joel Osteen’s media empire—particularly the viewership of his televised sermons.”

What a perfect example of the abject stupidity and religious tyranny under which Americans live and that rules government. Truly! I hate religion because it only seems to attract morons, and not just any morons but credulous, hateful morons. Religion rarely seems to attract moral people, paradoxically. It’s probably because truly righteous people don’t feel the need to be part of a cult to make themselves “feel good” about their morality. True morality is in one’s anonymous actions. It is not the demonstration or advertising of one’s “moral” activities to the public as with those who must wear their religiosity on their sleeves, usually only as a tactic to elevate themselves by scorning others. But I digress. Religious people are so f***ing stupid that the only way they can lift themselves up is to believe in myths and hate others. That’s what makes them feel good — not by doing right by helping and feeding the poor, the sick, and the lesser among us, for example. No! These people only seek to get rich and dominate everyone else in the name of religion. Enter traitor trump. Finally! He’s their con man! It is why they love and identify with him so much. These religious f***tards are merely shifting (or splitting) their loyalty from one megachurch prosperity preacher con man to the con man that is traitor trump. The transition is seamless! Welcome to stupid America. Home of religious f***tards! I live in stupid, religious hell! Get ready for four more years — at some point! Mark my words!

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All Hypocrisy, All the M*****f***ing Time

From the Washington Examiner, “Jerry Falwell Jr., suspended as president of Virginia’s Christian-focused Liberty University after a string of embarrassing acts, today said that he has suffered depression caused by a former family friend who had an affair with his wife and has been threatening to expose it. In a statement exclusively to Secrets, Falwell revealed his wife Becki’s affair for the first time, said it was short lived and that the two reconciled quickly.” Have I mentioned how much I hate evil Evangelicals, especially for their hypocrisy?

Dare I quote: “And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death” (Leviticus 20:10, KJV). Well? I’m waiting! Naturally, this is typical hypocrisy by Christians because they readily ignore this command, but God forbid the gays should have equal rights. I can’t anymore. I hate Christian hypocrisy. They’re all evil, without exception. And don’t believe for a second these “outliers” or sudden Christians against traitor trump; their decades-long infiltration into and embrace of right-wing crazy politics can never be forgiven by a last-minute “change of heart” with regards to traitor trump. It is their long, long advancement of religious hatred, bigotry, and desire for a Christian theocracy that has engendered traitor trump’s ascent.

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Can We Just Kill Religious People?

As The Daily Beast reports, the public hearing on Palm Beach County’s new mask policy drew scores of angry self-described “patriots” who accused the commissioners of taking part in a conspiracy involving Bill Gates to enact a tyrannical government in the United States. “Every single one of you has a smirk behind that little mask, but every single one of you are going to get punished by God,” thundered one angry woman. “You cannot escape God. You cannot escape God. I’m going to say that again. You cannot escape God.”

Of course! It is impossible for a country to survive with this level of religious stupidity. Clearly, these religious f***tards endanger us all! It is either kill or be killed!

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More Evil Evangelicals Need to Die

From KALB news, “An elderly member of Life Tabernacle Church in Central, La. has died of the novel coronavirus, according to a coroner’s report. However, there is no clear way of determining where the man actually contracted his illness. Tony Spell, the pastor of that church, disputes the coroner’s findings, saying the man died of another medical condition. ‘That is a lie,’ Spell said of the coroner’s findings when reached by phone Thursday. Spell has come under criticism for repeatedly violating an order by Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards that bans gatherings of more than 10 people. Since the governor’s order was put in place last month, Spell has frequently held church services with hundreds of people in attendance. Last month, police filed six misdemeanor charges against Spell, accusing him of violating the governor’s executive order.”