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Tiger Woods

Nothing like a singularly insignificant incident to evince the utter dumbing down of America and the incomprehensible fixation on the lived experience of a sports person. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in stupid America do people and the MSM become obsessed with a golfer by providing wall-to-wall news (carnage) coverage for hours on end. I don’t care if people are obsessed with sports. (Although, I maintain such people probably should not vote because clearly they are incapable of discerning important life factors from the trivial.) But sports is never f***ing newsworthy. That’s why cable sports channels exist. And we wonder why and how a reality TV star becomes president. Whatever! America is doomed to always be stupid.

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Now Biden Is an Absentee President?

From Axios, “The absence of a Marine sentry outside the West Wing on Monday raised questions about whether President Biden was keeping the schedule publicly outlined by his aides. … Biden’s schedule said he would be in the Oval receiving the Presidential Daily Briefing at 9: 45 a.m. The sentry was absent at that time. … Pooler Debra Saunders, White House correspondent for the Las Vegas Review-Journal, told her off-campus colleagues at 9:58 a.m.: ‘There is no Marine standing outside the front door. … The White House says it’s a ‘misnomer’ a Marine must be present when the president is inside the Oval.”

Oh, my f***ing God! This is why I hate people and the MSM. Did anyone else catch the subtle inference intended by this story? Anyone pick up on the subtext? Anyone? Biden is clearly an absentee president. Are you f***ing kidding me with this sh*t? Seriously?!?! Biden “appears” to be 13 minutes behind schedule and the immediate conclusion — that “burning” “question” — is because there is no guard then he’s not in the Oval Office and clearly he’s not doing his job. God! F*** me! I hate people so f***ing much. So, let me see if I understand the full scope of MSM’s outrage correctly. Traitor trump spent four years being the laziest president ever and who literally filled his official schedule with vague and blanket descriptions like “he will be having many meetings and calls today.” The same ex-president who notoriously would not make it into the Oval Office until 11 AM, who was back at the White House residence by 5 PM, who spent a quarter of this presidency on the golf course and traveling between his private properties, and who spent the rest of his time on the job watching TV. That man literally was an absentee president who was given a pass for four years for his laziness by the MSM, but when Biden “appears” to be 13 minutes late — i.e., he’s not sticking to his schedule therefore what is he doing if he’s not in the Oval Office? Why isn’t Biden doing his job? — then it’s a f***ing “newsworthy” story worth the time and energy of an idiot reporter to waste on such yellow journalism. Un-f***ing-believable. F*** me! We’re doomed because MSM is still engaging whataboutism and gotcha journalism over the most trivial matters. Yeah, I hate America because it’s all stupid all the m*****f***ing G.D. time. The stupid never f***ing ends. Stupid all day, every single m*****f***ing G.D. day. Welcome to stupid America because, yeah, Biden is clearly not doing his job! F*** me! I can’t anymore. I! Just! F***ing! Can’t!

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Texas!

From The Atlantic, “Texas had ample warning that this system was vulnerable. A decade ago, another storm caused large (though smaller) failures, as the Texas Tribune explains. A report warned that the state needed to harden its grid to prepare for major storms. But the state’s regulators didn’t want to mandate upgrades. Instead, they issued voluntary guidelines to providers, and they offered financial incentives to make upgrades. This is by-the-book free-market governance: The government shouldn’t make requirements, but companies will do the right thing if it serves their business interests. As we now know, that didn’t work. Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and U.S. secretary of energy, says now that Texans are willing to endure blackouts in order to maintain the independence of their grid. That’s a bold bet to make when hundreds of thousands of them still don’t have power.”

Whatever! F*** it! None of this matters! Mark my words, morons! None of this matters! It’s not like Texas will turn blue after this disaster or ever! No matter what, stupid people will always vote stupid. People love their moronic RepubliKKKlan politicians! People love the stupid! People love the incompetence. People love finger-pointing and callousness. People don’t actually want politicians to provide good governance. And I am not being facetious. I mean it! People clearly don’t care about their own well-being, let alone others, which is why no Texas Democrat has won a statewide election in decades! I can’t wait for RepubliKKKlans to get re-elected in Texas all over again.

Climate change isn’t happening, so why not re-elect RepubliKKKlans. Your relative died from hypothermia during the Texas power failure disaster. Well, your relatives didn’t prepare enough, and obviously, they couldn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps to survive, so too bad for them. Vote RepubliKKKlan! Deadbeat Senators that would rather be vacationing than do anything (at all) to help their constituents? Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Morons who would rather stay off the national electric grid to save a few bucks on their electric bill and, God-all-mighty forbid, avoid regulations?!?! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! It’s always and only ever about the money, never mind investing in the right, long-term infrastructure and policy! Always shortsightedness and greed! It’s the Conservative way! (Get ready for much higher insurance premiums, f***tards!) And it’s always some other Liberals’ fault! People will forget as they always do. By the next election cycle, it will be, What Texas power disaster? But those things Conservatives never forget: God, guns, and gays! Keep voting RepubliKKKlan! Why the f*** not?!?! Fifty percent of voters do! You get what you deserve. Welcome to stupid America. Nothing ever changes!

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70 Years Too Late — Burn in Hell!

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Traitor [T]rump Will Get Away with It — All of It!

Look, morons! Of course, traitor trump will get away with it — with all of it. He has spent his entire life getting away with it, so all these f***tards (dumbass Democrats, never-trumpers, political commentators, and other morons) that keep telling the general public not to worry; traitor trump still faces a mountain of pending civil and criminal litigation. Oh! My! F***ing! God! What the f***! Hello, stupid, stupid people! Nothing is going to happen to traitor trump! We do not prosecute former presidents — we couldn’t even convict one for inciting insurrection. Any legal case brought against traitor trump — civil or criminal, state or federal — is going to be tied up in court for years or it will be settled out of court with a fine and no admission of guilt, just like every other legal battle traitor trump has faced. He’ll just run out the clock. Why the f*** does no one see this? My head explodes every time I hear dumbass Democrats talking about how traitor trump is done for, that he can’t escape all these legal issues, that he is damaged beyond fixing. Kill! Me! Now! Have these f***tards learned nothing in the past four, five years? Traitor trump is Teflon Don, morons. He is the comeback king! (And people who think that traitor trump is some aberration in politics that represents some outlier of American culture truly have no f***ing clue about the real level of American hatred and admiration for authoritarianism!) Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words!

The jury may still be out as to traitor trump actually running again for president — I’d say the odds are 50/50 until he can be more confident that red states intensify and improve their voter suppression efforts — but what is 100 percent certain is that nothing is going to happen to him legally — not one day in jail and not any accountability for his actions as president. Nothing! F*** me! I live in stupid hell where idiots, especially dumbass Democrats, are still expecting justice to miraculously happen without putting in any effort. Let the chips fall where they may, which will be in traitor trump’s favor or let’s wait and see. Waiting for nothing to happen! Traitor trump once declared that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it; many thought it was a preposterous statement made in jest. I, however, believed him! The man does not joke and Americans truly are that stupid and that forgiving to excuse anything he would do. We’re f***ed because RepubliKKKlans want a dictatorship and dumbass Democrats are slowly handing America over to become one. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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F*** Dumbass Democrats!

They caved on impeachment witnesses because, of course, they did! That’s what Democrats do: Cave to RepubliKKKlans! Always, without fail. I can’t with this party anymore. I just f***ing can’t! Weak, spineless pieces of sh*t! Most of the leadership are feckless, pathetic losers. Democrats are the loser party! The stupid party! The party of getting rolled by RepubliKKKlans, so why even bother anymore if they will never stand up for justice and accountability? Welcome to stupid America!

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Preach!

From Salon, “As they will show by acquitting Donald Trump and continuing their full-on embrace of American fascism and white supremacy, today’s Republican Party considers the Democrats and their voters as existential enemies. It is long past time for the Democrats to respond in kind.”

No truer words have ever been written, and no truer advice will be so roundly ignored! Indeed, it is long past time, yet dumbass Democrats will continue to be dumbass Democrats by routinely attempting to “unify” and “compromise” (aka give away the store) with RepubliKKKlans. Ugh! And yes! Of course, dumbass Democrats need to start responding in kind! How many f***ing times have I said this? How many f***ing times? Dumbass Democrats and those pathetic liberals need to get f***ing ruthless! F***ing G.D. ruthless, I tell you! That’s the biggest problem with the Democratic Party; they don’t have a powerful, cut-throat left wing. No! Instead, the left-most wing is filled with bleeding heart f***tard liberals who always turn the other cheek! OMG! Kill me know! F*** that! RepubliKKKlans know and understand that Democrats are weak and feckless; that is why they can take advantage of dumbass Democrats and always get away with it because we let them! Whatever! I give up. It’s just going to be four more years of RepubliKKKlans blocking Democrat’s progressive policies and thwarting the will of the majority of the people because we live under the tyranny of the RepubliKKKlan Party — the national minority party. It never fails! Welcome to stupid America! I would say rise up America but no one cares anymore! I can’t wait for nothing to change!

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Americans Love Their Domestic Terrorists!

From The Hill, “A federal judge declined to send a Utah man charged in the Capitol riot back to jail despite ruling that he violated his release orders. U.S. Magistrate Judge Robin Meriweather reported ‘serious concerns’ on Monday that John Sullivan, 26, violated a previous order from a different judge by purchasing a smartphone, trying to access Twitter, attempting to promote his organization, Insurgence USA, on Infowars and calling on Insurgence USA members to attend his court hearing. … ‘I don’t believe we are there yet in this case,’ she said, according to BuzzFeed News.”

The judge thinks we’re not “there” yet?!?! Seriously?!?! Wasn’t the rioting on the Capitol the “we are there” already part? The judge has “serious concerns” but let’s the terrorist free anyway? Whatever! I give up! Oh, well! Americans get the failing country they deserve, and America is in a complete freefall. Despite all of Biden’s early successes and actions, I fear the unraveling started under traitor trump and cannot be undone at this point. No sense in trying to catch this falling knife of a country. Never have I seen so many judges try so hard to bend over backward to make sure these domestic terrorists stay out of jail and do other things like sending them on vacation to Mexico or out of the country to a destination wedding. A groom storms the Capitol and gets arrested a week before his wedding, so sure, why not? You, too, get to commit treason against America and have your wedding the following week. Whatever! Nothing matters anymore. Seriously! Nothing matters! If the courts cannot protect us from criminals and administer the minimal amount of deterrence and accountability then why even bother caring? Welcome to trump stupid America. Yuuuup!

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See You Next Tuesday QAnon Kook RepubliKKKlan Marjorie Taylor Greene: Female Hitler

From Axios, “Greene’s past online activity indicating support for violence against Democrats and promoting debunked conspiracy theories about mass shootings are presenting a huge problem for Republican leadership. … In a recently resurfaced video of Greene confronting Hogg, she calls the gun control activist a ‘coward’ and accuses him of ‘attacking our Second Amendment,’ before telling him she’s a gun owner and has a concealed carry permit.” She is a vile, vile human being as is every person who voted for her and supports her! They are all Hitler wannabes! And may I remind people that the only good thing Hitler ever did was to put a bullet in his head! Welcome to stupid America! We’re f***ed!

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RepubliKKKlan Party to Get More Radical and Attract More Morons

From The Hill, “The surprise retirement of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), a high-profile moderate who is close to the Bush family and Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), is the latest sign of turmoil in the Republican Party as it wrestles with its identity in the post-Trump era.” What did I say, morons? What did I say?!?! I said don’t be stupid; there is no rift in the RepubliKKKlan Party. There is no identity crisis. There is no impending schism. The RepubliKKKlan Party is not imploding. And there is no civil war within the party. RepubliKKKlans are not scared of traitor trump, nor are they running away from him. No! There is none of this B.S. Instead, the purge has begun! I was right. Portman is the first example of a post-traitor trump RepubliKKKlan purge where a non-MAGA moron Senator gives up his RepubliKKKlan seat, making way for a radical MAGA moron crazy QAnon believing Senator to take his place. Moreover, this is not an opportunity for Democrats to flip an open RepubliKKKlan seat. Mark my words, dumbass Democrats! The RepubliKKKlan Party will consolidate its popularity around conspiracy theories and white supremacists, and they will win by doing so. It is merely the 21st-century version of the Southern Strategy. Georgia’s recent Senate wins were a twin aberration created by hyper-attention on a national level. Expect more traditional races in more traditional cycles to fly under the radar and benefit the incumbent (RepubliKKKlan) party.

And I will remind readers: How many times have I said it? How many f***ing times? Traitor trump is the messiah for which the RepubliKKKlan Party has been long waiting. Traitor trump is the vileness that embodies the core ethos of the RepubliKKKlan Party, MAGA morons, QAnon, evil evangelicals, and so forth — basically 42 percent of the population. Traitor trump has shown white nationalists, racists, misogynists, jingoist, anti-Semites, homophobes, bigots, and the whole gambit how to be popular, mainstream, and wield power in ruthless, moronic, and surprisingly still effectively incompetent ways. Before traitor trump took over the party, RepubliKKKlans only dared to dream about the disaster he inflicted upon this nation. RepubliKKKlans have realized their future in traitor trump and they love it! Eh, but none of this matters because Democrats, Progressives, Independents, and even so-called moderate RepubliKKKlans far outnumber QAnon f***tards, MAGA morons, and radical RepubliKKKlans, yet the crazies are taking over the country. We’re doomed because I live in hell where people love the crazy just because their own lives must not be exciting enough, so they relish front row seats with a bucket of popcorn to witness the end of America and democracy. Because, hey, why not? No one cares, so whatever. Ugh! I give up. It’s going to get much, much worse, morons. Mark my words, f***tards! Mark! My! Words! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!