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Evil Evangelicals Purely Moronic Religion as Retardation

Praise Jesus!

From Raw Story, “According to The Christian Post, Pastor Ronnie Hampton of the New Vision Community Church in Shreveport, Louisiana, has died of COVID-19 — after telling his followers that the virus was not a huge deal and suggesting that God was just testing the faithful.” Great! Now, if only the rest of the evil Evangelical f***tards would die!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Purely Moronic

Boris Gets the Bug

From Politico, “British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus, he announced Friday, making him the first major world leader to contract the illness that has sparked a global pandemic.” I have this feeling that SARS 2 is far more infectious than experts understand. Given Boris, Prince Charles, and other high-level government officials in countries around the world, infection among these ranks is still occurring even though one presumably assumes that such individuals are taking particular and especially careful safety measures to avoid becoming infected. So, either these people are still acting recklessly (very likely with Boris who is a pandemic denier like traitor trump) or SARS 2 is extremely contagious (with R-0 > 2). Mark my words, morons. We are far, far from the worst happening even though the U.S. stock market has been skyrocketing over the last three days — pure stupidity! (I used to think the market was always efficient and embodied perfect knowledge; now I understand it’s just a market of lunacy, wishful thinking, and fear-mongering. But I digress.) People (and experts) simply have no f***ing clue about this virus. Get ready, idiots! It’s all stupid all the time. The worst is yet to come.

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Purely Moronic Social Darwinism

Just Put a Bullet in Their Head

From CNN, “This week, the Justice Department took an aggressive step toward holding individuals who knowingly spread the coronavirus accountable for their actions. The new guidance could serve as a powerful deterrent to those contemplating weaponizing the virus in the weeks ahead.”

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Politics Purely Moronic

SARS 2 Will Get Traitor [T]rump a Second Term, F***tards

From The Hill, “Former Vice President Joe Biden holds a small lead over President Trump in a head-to-heard matchup in Michigan, according to a new poll released Thursday by the Market Research Group. The poll showed that 44 percent of respondents surveyed favored Biden, compared to Trump, who garnered 41 percent support from participants.” Biden’s lead is within the margin of error, so they are statistically tied. Worse still is that Biden doesn’t have a majority as if that many people remain confused or unsure of who to support. F*** me! This country is nothing but a bunch of f***tards. Retards everywhere! Everywhere f***ing retards! Three-plus years of traitor trump and now SARS 2 yet people love traitor trump more than ever. Welcome to trump stupid America. We’re beyond saving!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Let the Red States Morons Die, Too!

From Raw Story, “The novel coronavirus, not being sentient and knowing nothing about human ways, has no political affiliation and doesn’t discriminate between Democrats and Republicans as it spreads across the country. However, according to statistical expert Nate Silver, the data so far indicate that the virus is spreading more readily in states that voted for President Donald Trump.” Of course, it is and the f***tards will vote for traitor trump’s incompetence because stupid doesn’t know any better. Get ready for his re-election, morons! Welcome to trump stupid America! The best we can hope for is that more MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals die from SARS 2!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Purely Moronic

Speechless!!!

On CNN: “In a new Gallup poll, 49% approve of the job Trump is doing as president while 45% disapprove, matching the highest his approval rating has ever been in Gallup surveys. A Monmouth University poll released on Monday showed Trump at 46% approval, again the best he has done in that poll in more than three years.” I! Hate! This! Country! Of! F***tards!

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Purely Moronic

Hello, Captian Obvious — Morons

From USA Today, “In an unprecedented and unavoidable move, the International Olympic Committee and Japanese government agreed to postpone the 2020 Summer Olympics ‘to a date beyond 2020 but not later than summer 2021’ due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.” Wow! All the wasted milliseconds and dozens of words (including these) reporting on the handwringing over the Olympics only to have the committee ultimately decide on the obvious solution shows just how f***ing stupid people are. Really? I could have told them a month ago that the Olympics need to be postponed until next year. This is just pure stupidity on steroids. It’s a no-brainer! No one wants to cancel the games, so just do it next year. Christ! F*** me! Stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

This Is Why I Hate Stupid America

A headline from The Hill reads: “Gallup: Trump job approval rating matches all-time high.” And this from Axios: “60% of Americans approve of Trump’s coronavirus response.” Once again and as always this country is pure stupidity all the m*****f***ing time. I f***ing hate this country for its stupidity. I just can’t take this f***ing G.D. stupid country anymore. The f***tards of America are giving traitor trump his highest job approval rating for what? Cheerleading his way through the SARS 2 pandemic? Once again and as always stupid America is not taking this seriously because not enough people have died yet. Mark my words, f***tards. No one is going to care until dead people line the streets. Those skeptical are, of course, MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals. So, I say f*** it! If ever we needed the Einsatzgruppen to liquidate America’s morons, then now is the moment. This is incomprehensible stupidity: COVID-19 party, sacrificing grandparents for the economy, and “opening up” the nation by Easter because it’s “a beautiful time.” If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a million times before: America is just too f***ing G.D. stupid to survive.

They love traitor trump because he stands before them daily lying about everything! They love it! America loves it because people are too stupid to know any better. None of this matters because traitor trump is well on his way to being re-elected. Mark my words, f***tards. Between Biden just not having what it takes — I’m sorry to say it, but that’s what I’m witnessing — and Americans being too stupid to see through traitor trump’s long con job, people are simply going to stick with the Idiot-in-Chief during this catastrophe. I can’t wait! Welcome to trump stupid America! All stupid, all the time! Anyone who thinks traitor trump is doing a good job should immediately find a gun, stick it their mouth, and pull the trigger!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

Let Texas RepubliKKKlans Die

From The Guardian, “A 69-year-old Texas Republican, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, said in a Fox News interview that, as a senior citizen, he would rather risk death than have the government pursue measures that would fundamentally damage the American economy. ‘I just think there are lots of grandparents out there in this country like me,’ Patrick said. ‘Let’s get back to work, let’s get back to living, let’s be smart about it, and those of us who are 70-plus, we’ll take care of ourselves.’” Please, by all means, I encourage every MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical senior citizen to get together and hold a SARS 2 rally! Please! They should all crowd together and spread the disease among themselves. Then I hope they die. Texas could use fewer conservative voters! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans Social Darwinism

One More Moron Dead: Good, Good, Good!

From CNN, “A Phoenix-area man is dead and his wife is under critical care after the two took chloroquine phosphate in an apparent attempt to self-medicate for the novel coronavirus, according to hospital system Banner Health. Chloroquine has been touted by President Donald Trump as a possible treatment for Covid-19, but it’s also ‘an additive commonly used at aquariums to clean fish tanks,’ Banner Health said in a statement. Chloroquine is approved by the Food and Drug Administration for treating malaria, lupus and rheumatoid arthritis. But the FDA has not approved it to treat the coronavirus.” Praise Jesus! One more f***tard dead by his own stupidity because this is trump stupid America! I have no doubt this husband and wife couple are traitor trump supporters! Leave it to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals to be this stupid! Welcome to stupid America!