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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Some Days I Hate Dumbass Democrats More!

Politico reports, “The House’s investigations of President Donald Trump have gone underground. Since Trump’s Feb. 5 acquittal in his Senate impeachment trial, the Democrats who led the prosecution have taken no public steps to reignite the probe that threatened Trump’s presidency — his effort to get Ukraine to investigate his political adversaries — despite arguing at trial that there were reams of evidence yet to emerge. They’ve issued no new subpoenas or requests for witness interviews and documents, and they’ve made no new efforts to go to court to pry loose evidence blocked by the White House. Separate efforts to access Trump’s financial records and other potentially damaging evidence about his conduct have been bottled up in courts for months.”

And, of course, they gave up because dumbass Democrats, as usual, completely f***ed up impeachment. I can’t f***ing stand their stupidity anymore; it rivals RepubliKKKlans’ at times. So, they rushed impeachment — God knows why — thereby completely failing to use it as the election weapon with which to beat traitor trump over the head for all of 2020. But, no! Apparently, in all their “wisdom” it was more important to get it off their plate before the first Democratic primary because why? WTF!?!? Because Democrats are just complete political morons who never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity. Un-f***ing-believable! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore!

This is what dumbass Democrats completely f***ed up! First, they rushed the entire process unnecessarily. In so doing, they gave RepubliKKKlans a very legitimate argument (in the eyes of the average moron voter) that the Democrats rushed the process and did not complete their due diligence by not pursuing subpoenas. Of course, the administration was never going to comply, but so what? That only makes traitor trump look worse.

Second, by rushing the process they completely gave up a political weapon early. So what if impeachment drags on during election season? All the better! Let the process hang over traitor trump. Let information trickle out over the weeks and months, constantly chipping away at traitor trump’s creditability and emotional state. Let the articles of impeachment pile up! It goes without saying that RepubliKKKlans would have argued, on the other hand, that Democrats were dragging out impeachment to interfere with the election in which case Democrats could have insisted that traitor trump should comply with subpoenas to speed things up, giving Democrats the stronger argument. But, no! Rather, Democrats wanted to move on to “legislating.” Un-f***ing-believable! I mean f*** me! F*** me! Do they mean passing legislation that ultimately dies in the Senate? Passing legislation that when they do compromise with RepubliKKKlans then traitor trump claims complete victory as if he unilaterally accomplished it and the idiot voters readily believe him. In short, Democrats wanted to get back to handing traitor trump legislative victories in which no voter is going to remember that Democrats were responsible. Great, morons!

Last, now that traitor trump has been exonerated — oh, yes he was exonerated — it means traitor trump unleashed while dumbass Democrats have been completely cowed, unable and unwilling to continue any more oversight. As if no one saw that coming by rushing to early impeachment and an obvious acquittal in the Senate. Once again, dumbass Democrats thought they would have a bipartisan jury of Senators to present their case. F*** me! Really? So much stupidity! Yeah, they f***ed themselves real good! Welcome to stupid, stupid America! Why bother anymore!

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Politics Religion as Retardation

Buttigieg Is Out, Literally

Axios reports, “Pete Buttigieg announced in a speech in his hometown of South Bend, Indiana, Sunday night that he was suspending his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.” Given he’s gay, I should have been all-in with Buttigieg, but he lost me with his faith talk. Nope! Democrat or not, I detest politicians discussing their faith — blah, blah, blah. Keep that Scheiße out of the public domain. Plus, there is no f***ing way the blacks were ever going to vote for a gay president. Welcome to stupid America where reality sucks! This is probably good news for Biden now that Buttigieg votes are more likely to shift to the next best moderate option. This is clearly a stop Sanders tactic.

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International Indigestion Politics

Israel Election No. Three

According to Haaretz, “There is no doubt that the polls have been trending Netanyahu’s way over the past few days.” It doesn’t matter if a conservative is Christian, Jewish, Muslim, white, black, brown, yellow, male, female, straight, or gay; all conservatives have the same basic characteristics, which include, to name just a few, selfishness, heartless, greed, unempathetic, vile, unintelligent, and all the -ists and -phobias that apply. They are also persistent. So, I have no doubt conservative Israelis will gladly re-elect Netanyahu as their corrupt and indicted prime minister while Israeli progressives and moderates will have given up by this third election. It is always the same around the world. With enough time and opportunities, conservatives eventually browbeat progressives and liberals into submission, and progressives and liberals let conservatives do so. Welcome to stupid humanity.

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Purely Moronic

And So It Begins

From Politico, “President Donald Trump preached calm on Saturday after the first U.S. death from coronavirus was confirmed in Washington state and the government ratcheted up travel warnings for several countries where the virus is spreading. … Trump also asked that media and politicians ‘not do anything to incite the panic, because there is no reason to panic at all. This is something that is being handled professionals.’ Asked if he regrets referring to a coronavirus ‘hoax’ this week, the president said it was a ‘hoax referring to the action [political rivals] take trying to pin this to someone. The hoax is on them.’ … Trump said the person who died was a woman in her 50s, although Washington state Gov. Jay Inslee identified the death as a man when he expressed condolences to the family.” So much to unpack here. First of all, traitor trump just doesn’t f***ing care about this entire situation. Just like everything else not directly related to himself, he can’t be bothered to learn or remember the gender of the first American to die from COVID-19. Nope! He can’t be bothered to try and be accurate. (And I don’t buy that they’re blaming the CDC for the misinformation. I don’t buy the CDC’s admission that they gave the wrong information to traitor trump. It is not the first time the Idiot-in-Chief has had other departments lie to cover up his stupidity and misspeak.) Of course, this is just typical moron-talk from him. He’s careless with his words and his supporters love him for it, actually. Remember the whole “they love him because he speaks as they do.” (Like f***ing, G.D. retards!)

Second, it didn’t take long for traitor trump to associate the “hoax” word with this pandemic crisis. While he targeted his comment to attack Democrats as perpetuating the coverage of the virus as a hoax, let’s not kid ourselves. His intention was to cast the deep state conspiracy notion of hoax over this entire situation. In short, when all this goes to Scheiße — and it will, morons — he will claim everything bad being reported is a hoax. Don’t trust the numbers; don’t trust the experts; don’t trust the media; just trust him. So when your neighbor dies, don’t believe it! When your co-worker dies, don’t believe it! When a family member dies, don’t believe it, and certainly don’t blame traitor trump for his incompetence. Congratu-f***ing-lations to the dumbest people on the planet who voted for this idiot. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than it was yesterday. Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people. Just one big country filled with morons who love traitor trump and think he’s doing a great job! Buy stocks!

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Politics Purely Moronic

Yet, Democrats Keep Losing

From the Washington Post, “For the first time in history, there are more registered independents in the United States than there are registered Republicans. … New data from Ballot Access News, which tracks registrations in the 31 states that require voters to register by party, shows that independents account for 29.09 percent of voters in them, compared with 28.87 percent for Republicans. As recently as 2004, Republicans outpaced independents by nearly 10 percentage points. There are still way more registered Democrats; 39.66 percent of voters are registered with that party. [Emphasis added.] … Louisiana, for example, has more than 300,000 more registered Democrats (1,216,000) than registered Republicans (905,000). Blue states are also more likely to have party registration than red states.” If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said 100 thousand f***ing times before: America is a tyranny of the minority! And as I have said before if every person voted according to their registration and Independents split their votes, then Democrats would always win! But no! Whereas RepubliKKKlans never miss an opportunity to vote, Democrats can’t be bothered more often than not because this is stupid, apathetic America! We just let the minority dictate policy, laws, and values for the majority. And we just take it! People deserve the democracy they get when they just can’t be bothered to care or participate. Welcome to stupid Ameirca!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Hello, Morons!

From CNN, “An older adult woman from California is the second case of unknown origin of the novel coronavirus, health officials in Santa Clara County said Friday.” I thought the idiot president said we were about to go down to zero infections? Un-f***ing-believable! Anyone who says this virus is or can be contained is a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order and should be immediately executed for being so m*****f***ing stupid. Have we ever tried (or expected to try) to contain the spread of the flu or the common cold, and COVID-19 seems to be similar in its communicability? This disease is already out in the community, and it has been for weeks! Read my lips, f***ing G.D. morons of the highest order: for weeks! People have been spreading COVID-19 in the U.S. for weeks! Expect a spike in cases in the next couple of weeks, and then we’re off to the races! So, get ready, idiots!

Moreover, I think people should be treated according to their political affiliation or leaning. Democrats get treated. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil evangelicals get nothing. Not a single f***ing thing. RepubliKKKlans don’t think the government should be doing anything anyway or that people should be allowed to have affordable health care. MAGA morons think this entire crisis is a deep state conspiracy to derail traitor trump’s re-election bid. And evil evangelicals think COVID-19 can be prayed away or, more preferably, is the beginning of the End Times — whichever horn one of the four horsemen blows to unleash this scourge or whatever! Nothing like living in a country where fairytales from a 2000-year old book guide our mores. F*** me! Seriously, let these morons die. The entire nation will be better off without them. Welcome to stupid America!

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Now It’s a Pandemic

From The Guardian, “The first confirmed case of coronavirus in sub-Saharan Africa has been reported by Nigeria, as stock market losses around the world deepened amid investor alarm over a potential global pandemic.” Oh, yeah. One case in sub-Saharan Africa is like opening the flood gates. Mark my words. WHO will declare a pandemic within the next week.

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Traitor [T]rump’s Incompetence Is Killing People — And No One Cares, Including Traitor [T]rump

According to CNN, “President Donald Trump is hoping for a ‘miracle’ that will make the coronavirus disappear but tanking stock markets and signs the disease is stalking America are delivering their verdict on his scattershot management of the crisis. A historic Wall Street sell off, the first case on US soil that could not be traced to travel to countries battling the virus, and news of drug shortages outpaced White House efforts to show everything was under control.”

Additionally, the Business Insider quotes the idiot, “‘We have done an incredible job. We’re going to continue,’ Trump said during a Black History Month reception at the White House. ‘It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. And from our shores, you know, it could get worse before it gets better. Could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.’” Wow! Like I said in a previous post, he says all things to all people: could go away tomorrow or could get much worse. Well, no Scheiße Sherlock! Of course, it could get better or get worse. These are the only two courses that things can proceed — or stay the same which is practically probabilistically impossible. Traitor trump is already in the “we’ll see what happens” phase of incompetence and interest, which is not-so-coded-speak for he f***ing doesn’t care. He had his press conference and put penis-loving Pence in charge, so his hands are clean of the entire mess. Congratu-f***ing-lations f***tards of America. Thanks to each and every retard that voted for traitor trump because these Scheiße-for-brains a**holes elected a complete idiot to be president. I hope these people die first during the pandemic! Mark my words, morons. This entire crisis is one huge demonstration that traitor trump really doesn’t care to do his job.

It was just a matter of time that a global crisis would emerge to highlight traitor trump’s incompetence to manage anything. Sadly, no one cares. MAGA morons think this is just an opportunity to purge never trumpers and attack Democrats. RepubliKKKlans have never really cared about the general public’s safety. Evil Evangelicals are hoping for the End Times. So, there is no one in traitor trump’s base that cares about this because, as usual, they believe that they’ll never catch the virus. This must be a Democratic disease. Welcome to stupid America! Cough on a traitor trump supporter today and hope they die! Now ask me how I really feel!

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This Is What Passes for Presidential?

From Raw Story, “President Donald Trump is desperate for the coronavirus problem to go away, and he doesn’t exactly care how it happens. According to New York Times reporter Annie Karni, sources are telling her that the biggest concern Trump has is more about the markets than the deaths of Americans from the virus.” Once again, Raw Story said it with perfect pith! A byline to a Politico article on the press conference read, “He cracked wise, told a story with a stand-up comedian’s patter, waved around colorful graphs and listed facts he had just learned.” Even though the article itself reads rather matter-of-factly, the byline hints of sarcasm. It was, no doubt a subtle dig. But then, waking up to Morning Joe where they praised traitor trump’s performance at the press conference was, of course, nauseating because it takes so little for the MSM to fall all over themselves to claim traitor trump is acting presidential. Un-f***ing-believable!

First and foremost and typically and mind-numbingly, traitor trump speaks like a f***ing G.D. retard! F***! It is difficult to listen to him because he only talks stupid, which I suppose is a direct translation for his f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical supporters! His f***ing off-the-cuff, stream-of-consciousness rambling is f***ing annoying and distracting. Naturally, his supporters love it because he “speaks like them” and “says what they think,” but I’d rather not be dumbed-downed by having to listen to him. Welcome to stupid f***ing America.

Second — and again right on cue — his rambling and answers to questions must contain parts of his re-election stump speech, which, of course, must include disparaging Democrats and describing how great he is on matters completely unrelated to the topic at hand. It’s always about him! Then he claims that everyone must work as a team. F*** me!

Last, and most important, which also goes to the point of the Raw Story quote, it is just clear that he really doesn’t care, doesn’t know what’s going on, and this is all just one big inconvenience that is getting in the way of his re-election plans. If one listens carefully, his remarks — as always — run all over the place. He says all things, often contradictory, to all listeners. On the one hand, he projects optimism in an almost careless manner by overstating that he thinks things won’t get any worse even suggesting the 15 current cases will be down to zero “in a short period of time.” But then he coaches his answer, on the other hand, with the “anything is possible” qualification. In other words, there is “nothing to worry about” because we are (he is) the best and there are about to be zero cases in the U.S. to “well it could happen” (get much worse). This is his typical CYA answer. So, if things do get worse — and they will — he can say that he never said that things wouldn’t get worse, and his followers will praise him for his “foresight.” He repeats this dichotomy several times. So which is it? We’re about to be coronavirus-free or brace for the worst? While I would expect traitor trump to be reassuring, I also expect him to be logically consistent or at least realistic, both of which, I guess, requires a sense of intelligence and self-awareness — oops! It’s clear that he just wants this gone and not have to deal with it.

Honestly, I’m hoping for the worst because people aren’t ever going to wake up to traitor trump’s incompetence until a lot more people start publicly dying. All of his worst policies and practices are being masked by a great economy. People truly have no f***ing clue just how much he is destroying the country from within. Welcome to stupid! stupid! stupid! America.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Hires All the Best People

From Politico, “The White House has hired a college senior to be one of the top officials in its powerful Presidential Personnel Office, according to three administration officials familiar with the matter.” Of course! Welcome to stupid America.