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A Fake Presidency

Also from CNN, “President Donald Trump’s campaign manager deleted a tweet featuring a dramatic photo of Air Force One at the Daytona 500 after users pointed out that the shot was from President George W. Bush’s visit to the NASCAR race in 2004, not from Trump’s visit on Sunday.” Of course, they did because everything about traitor trump’s presidency is fake. He is constantly using other people’s (and other presidents’) best moments to claim them as his own and he keeps getting caught, but the f***tards of America don’t care. Right or wrong (usually) they love their Idiot-in-Chief. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons keep breathing!

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The Daytona 500

From CNN, “President Donald Trump on Sunday welcomed NASCAR fans to the start of this year’s Daytona 500 with a lap around the Florida race track in his presidential limousine. … Considered the Super Bowl of stock car racing, the Daytona 500 has served as the NASCAR season opener since 1982. The 200-lap, 500-mile-long race will feature 40 drivers on the track of the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida.” Oh, yes. NASCAR is the “sport” of MAGA morons because it’s the only event simple enough for MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals to understand — cars driving around in circles hundreds of times hoping for a crash. Welcome to stupid America where the examples are endless!

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His Best Luck Is A Stupid America!

From Axios, “President Trump is capitalizing on three years of political, economic and global trends that have exceeded forecasts. He has also benefited from a run of extraordinary good luck.” The best luck for traitor trump is a supremely stupid, stupid America. So stupid it will get him re-elected. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America!

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Malarkey!

From Politico, “One South Carolina lawmaker says she switched allegiances after warning several Biden staffers that their grassroots approach was outdated. His message is uninspiring. His ground game is flawed. After Iowa and New Hampshire, they’re no longer convinced he can beat Donald Trump.” Whaaaa? !?! “Outdated???” How can that be? The man named his campaign bus the “No Malarkey” tour, and that’s when I was over Biden. I think Bloomberg is the next best bet, but he’s Jewish; I can’t wait for the antisemites of America to destroy that candidate while dumbass Democrats stand by and wonder how, why, and when America became so antisemitic. Hint: Because this is stupid America and all those things that we believe about America such as fairness, equality, unbiased, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera are all lies and myths we love to tell ourselves to make us feel better about being a nation of white nationalist Evangelicals, misogynists, homophobes… . Welcome to stupid America where just under the surface this country is a majority of all of humanity’s worst impulses.

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Apparently, Most Democrats Did Not See This Coming?

CNN reports, “It’s time to stop asking whether President Donald Trump will learn lessons from the controversies he constantly stokes — of course he does. But far from stepping back or opting for contrition as his critics and appeasers hope, Trump draws darker political conclusions. The result is that he expands his own power by confounding institutional restraints and opening a zone of presidential impunity — while at the same time delighting his political base.” Clearly, only idiots didn’t see traitor trump going unchained after impeachment, which includes every RepubliKKKlan and most dumbass Democrats. This is why I wrote to my Democratic Congressman several times that Democrats were morons for limiting the articles of impeachment to only two charges! What they needed to do was throw the f***ing kitchen sink at traitor trump and not rush it — they needed to drag impeachment out until election! But they did rush things and they did keep the focus narrow to simplify matters for stupid America because Americans are morons, to be sure! Of course, they didn’t do exactly what they needed to do because Democrats are f***tards who never miss an opportunity to f*** up an opportunity! So, instead of overwhelming stupid America, they underwhelmed them and Americans got bored because, as I said, this is stupid America that can’t be bothered with non-shinny objects. Don’t forget that this is a society more interested in award shows than understanding how their government f***ing works. Welcome to stupid America. Dumber today than it was yesterday!

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Third World Diseases

According to CNN, “The Chinese province at the center of the novel coronavirus outbreak reported a record spike in deaths Thursday, bringing the total number to more than 1,300 people globally, as experts warned the epidemic could ‘create havoc’ in less prepared countries.” I’m getting really sick of third-world diseases (Novel Coronavirus, SARS, MERS) becoming global epidemics because backward societies think it’s normal or a good idea to eat bats, rats, monkeys, and the like. All these diseases seem to start when human beings eat or f*** wild animals they shouldn’t be eating or f***ing. Stick to (eating, not f***ing) livestock, people, and not things found dead on the roadside nor look like something from the living dead nor a distant relative on the evolutionary tree! F*** me! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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Die Rush Limbaugh — Quickly!

From CNN, “A Wisconsin teacher has been suspended after tweeting that he hoped conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh suffers a painful death from cancer.” I f***ing agree! I hope Limbaugh has a horrible death, and my mother died from lung cancer. It is, to be sure, a brutal, terrible death, especially at the point when it metastasizes to the brain — and it will eventually. I can think of no one else who deserves such a brutal death more! F*** him! That vile man has done more to divide America and spread hate than any other modern person living or dead. He is a hateful “human being” and should have died years ago. Last, I’m f***ing sick of liberals being sympathetic and “respectful” of Limbaugh’s situation. F*** that! I don’t know of anyone who would not kill baby Hitler if he or she had the chance, but for some reason, people get upset that we wish Limbaugh a righteous death? Un-f***ing-believable! Once again, progressives and liberals show their weakness by turning the other cheek in these instances. No! No! No! We should be ready to dance and piss on Limbaugh’s grave! Welcome to stupid America where stupid, nice people do finish last. Witness progressives (losing to traitor trump) and Limbaugh himself (being first in radio for decades)! F*** me! This country never f***ing learns!

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The Absolute Dumbest People in America: Gay RepubliKKKlans

Honestly, these people should be taken out back and euthanized for being so m*****f***ing stupid. I don’t understand how these people have enough brainpower to breathe.

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Lawlessness and More Lawlessness and No One Cares

According to Politico, “A judge has dismissed a lawsuit complaining that President Donald Trump and his aides are failing to maintain legally required records of his meetings with foreign leaders.” This is, of course, starting to get predictable. But wait! There is more!

From CNN, “By bulldozing into Roger Stone’s sentencing, Donald Trump sparked a mutiny by four career prosecutors, raised fears about the impartial administration of justice and showed how his impeachment acquittal unchained an already rampant presidency. The Justice Department’s decision to water down a recommendation by its own prosecutors for Stone to serve up to nine years in prison that outraged the President sent shockwaves through Washington. It also appears to reflect Trump’s redoubled determination to escalate pressure on core institutions of the US government to pursue his personal and political priorities.”

Naturally, none of this matters because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America of the highest f***ing order! No one cares! Seriously! Traitor trump is only getting more popular because Americans are morons who only care about the economy. F*** their and (especially) other’s civil rights. F*** the rule of law. Americans hate the law anyway, so why shouldn’t the president break it. F*** it all! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals wanted this disaster to destroy American society to usher in a theocracy. And no one cares! Welcome to stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: let it all burn down. No one is going to give a f*** because the worse it gets the higher traitor trump’s job approval rating.

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Bernie Sanders — Ugh? Oh? Umm?

Depending on the day, I don’t know what to make of the Sanders campaign. On the one hand, he is precisely the anti-traitor trump candidate in all the right ways — the policies, the enthusiasm, the masses (most important the masses and because this is stupid America even the masses are important on the progressive side), the ability to attack traitor trump (which Bloomberg seems to be the only other candidate capable of doing at this point in the game), the ability to be ruthless in politics. All of it! But! But! But! Traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans will hang the word “socialism” around his neck and kill his chances because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid, stupid America where the majority of idiots have no f***ing clue that the economy as it exists right now is a mix of capitalism and socialism. Most notably are programs like social security and medicare and other services like the military, police, and fire. (Don’t get me started on corporate welfare which is a whole separate conversation.) MAGA morons never seem to have a problem paying taxes to the government to manage 24/7 police and fire services for which they may never use or use only very rarely. In fact, it is more likely that these same “anti-socialist” morons who never seem to complain about the police and fire departments are doing exactly what they hate the most — paying for services someone else is likely going to use. If these f***tards were actually willing to live in a purely capitalist society then they should contract with local (private) police and fire departments for which they would be charged for as-used services. I mean this is the kind of world they want to live in, right? Welcome to stupid America. We’re f***ed because it’s all stupid all the time here!