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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

It’s Just One Big Comedy Tour

A BuzzFeed.News headline reads, “Donald Trump Was Impeached. Then He Yelled About Toilets.” This entire presidency is one long comedy tour with bad jokes, and morons are being thoroughly entertained because this is trump stupid America. This country is one big joke! One giant bunch of voting idiots that elected another moron to be their Idiot-in-Chief. He speaks stupid to his stupid MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan supporters and his job approval rating goes up. I f***ing hate stupid people! They hurt my brain and America is crawling with morons like rats in a metropolis. They keep breeding and voting conservative!

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MAGA Morons Other RepubliKKKlans

When Will Traitor [T]rump Drop Dead?

From CNN, “President Donald Trump attacked Democratic Rep. Debbie Dingell and her late husband, Rep. John Dingell, during a rally on Wednesday, implying the former congressman was ‘looking up’ from hell.” Welcome to trump stupid America. This is the real America, open and naked hatred. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons love traitor trump more the more his vileness reflects their own vileness. I pray they all die — heart attack, cancer, bus, Second Amendment! I’m not picky!

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Obamacare

From CNN, “‘The most straightforward reading applies: the mandate is a command. Using that meaning, the individual mandate is unconstitutional,’ Wednesday’s ruling states.” I have not read the opinion; however, clearly this is a cross between RepubliKKKlan judges who hate progressive ideas and want to invalidate the law yet at the same time don’t want to be responsible for taking away people’s health care; hence, they declare the individual mandate unconstitutional but do not completely invalidate the law. Rather, they actually stall for time by kicking it back to the lower court to adjudicate a finer legal question of the case — can the individual mandate, now considered unconstitutional, be severed from the rest of the law? Read: now that we’ve said this part is unconstitutional find a way to declare the rest of the provisions of the law (i.e., the popular ones) constitutional. I don’t have to be a legal scholar to understand RepubliKKKlan judges are playing political games with people’s lives.

Moreover, I find CNN’s quote especially hypocritical as if the federal government has no power to command. They command I pay taxes. They commanded that I register for selective service at age 18 — which I did on my birthday — and if I were drafted that I go to war and sacrifice my life. They command I participate in the census every 10 years for which there is a penalty if I don’t and get caught. My state commands I buy car insurance. Government makes many commands and now suddenly RepubliKKKlans are up in arms over commanding people do something for which there is absolutely no penalty if they do not — pecuniary or otherwise? What? Like RepubliKKKlans are offended by their conscience if they decide not to buy health insurance and technically break the law? RepubliKKKlans by definition hate the government and the law, except for the First and Second Amendments — those are the only parts of the Constitution for which they care. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons have no conscience. Just pure hypocrisy. As usual, RepubliKKKlans want to destroy everything, but not get blamed for doing so. I wish they would just all die — heart attack, cancer, bus, long walk off short peer — I’m not picky! There is not a day that I do not pray every RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron dies! Welcome to stupid America.

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

On the Eve of Impeachment

Source: FiveThirtyEight

This is what a stiupid country of the highest f***ing order looks like! On the eve of impeachment and traitor trump is more popular than at any time since the first three months of his presidency. I can’t! I! Just! F***ing! Cannot! Take! This! F***ing! Stupid! Country! Anymore! All stupid all the time! Welcome to trump stupid America! Please for the love of God! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons just kill yourselves now and save the rest of us from living in your idiocracy.

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Religion as Retardation

Religion Is Vile

From CNN, “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, commonly referred to as the Mormon Church, responded Tuesday to a recently-filed whistleblower complaint that accuses the church of stockpiling $100 billion in accounts intended for charitable works, misleading members and avoiding paying taxes.” Religion is for morons. Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics Purely Moronic

An Outlier or New Trend?

According to Axios, “President Trump is ahead of all Democratic 2020 candidates in a USA TODAY/Suffolk University poll published Monday.” Either this poll is an outlier or signaling a new trend. My guess is that it’s signaling a new trend. I’ve been saying forever that America is too stupid not to re-elect traitor trump and this is the beginning of proving that out. Americans just don’t f***ing care that there is a criminal in the White House. The country is just too stupid. So long as the people still have an underpaying job(s) and Wall! then no one cares! Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s all stupid all the time!

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Dumbass Democrats Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Zero!

From CNN, “It may be a no-brainer for Senate Republicans to keep President Donald Trump in office — but it’s becoming clear that Democrats mean to make them pay a heavy price for saving the President in his impeachment trial early next year.” There will be zero price because RepubliKKKlans just don’t care and dumbass Democrats are too weak and feckless to capitalize on impeachment. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than yesterday.

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Dumbass Democrats Politics

‘Leaving’ the Party

According to Raw Stroy, “Rep. Jeff Van Drew (D-NJ) has been receiving hatred from all sides after reports broke that he would be leaving the Democratic Party and joining the GOP.” Seriously?!?! “Leaving?” How the f*** is this still possible? Oh, I keep forgetting: dumbass Democrats and Pelosi are f***ing weak people. If I were the leader of House Democrats all of Van Drew’s Scheiße would be sitting outside his former House office as if he had been evicted by the Sherriff. Yeah, no! He doesn’t get to “leave”; he’s ejected. But this is stupid America where dumbass Democrats are just too f***ing nice. F*** me!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise — and now Tulsi ads, who is a Russian useful idiot! That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

The New War on Christmas: Kill All Conservatives, Every Last One of Them

From CNN, “Hallmark removed the ads after conservative group One Million Moms created a targeted campaign calling on the network to remove the ads and ban other content showing same-sex couples.” I am just so f***ing sick of conservatives. Just f***ing kill them all. Kill every RepubliKKKlkan and every MAGA moron. People don’t question curing cancer, yet we allow the cancer of conservatism to spread in America. Make no mistake: RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are a cancer on society and must be cured (destroyed).

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International Indigestion

Brexit, Brexit! A Kingdom for Brexit!

According to CNN, “Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon, the leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party who has already said her party’s strong gains provides a mandate for a second independence referendum, are on a collision course. That’s because the new Conservative majority suggests that Brexit is now a certainty, so Scotland will be dragged out of the European Union against its will.” Congratulations to Britons for gaining independence from the E.U. as they lose half their country. Oh, well! Normally, I would wonder why The Queen doesn’t step in to put a stop to all this craziness, but it seems an empire that once governed one-quarter of the world’s population will now preside over England, Whales, and Northern Ireland (maybe) without any objection. A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! Brexit, Brexit! A kingdom for Brexit! Be careful what one wishes for!